August 27, 2010

• Mr and Ms Xanga Contest

  This is my post for the Mr. and Ms. Xanga Contest.

  

  Dear Shimmer,

  I’m going to die. I’ll never snort coke off of a diseased hooker’s butt again.

  Anyway, I want you to know that I’m going to leave you all of my trolls. You can split up my friends amongst all of the xangans, and to whomever can carry out my dying wish will get my subscribers.

  My dying wish is to see 50 ping pong balls and a baby midget be shot out of an alien vag at sunset. Thanks. I’m going to go do stuff now. Like die. Bye.

  Dear Xangans,

  I want you to know before I die that I feel very ashamed about that drunken night with John and Ricebunny. I swear I’ve never had absinthe and E before that very weird night. I’m sorry I won’t be around to profit off of the sex tape, but please use all of the profits to cure breast cancer and start a charity Girls Gone Wild Video.

  -Dan.

  Go here and vote thetheologianscafe and shimmer:  Link

             

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