September 12, 2010
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Man Kills Wife Over Eggs
A man killed his wife and four other people after she cooked his eggs the wrong way. He killed his wife and his step daughter and then walked down the street and killed three of his neighbors. Here is the link: Link
I don’t know about you but when I read a story like this I get sort of sad that a woman would marry a man and yet not know how he wants his eggs cooked. It feels like a senseless tragedy.
1. Boiled
2. Scrambled
3. Over easy
4. Poached
5. Fried
How do you like your eggs cooked?
Comments (134)
over easy, with the yolk cooked thoroughly.
Scrambled!
Eggs are my favorite food, so I like it all ways. You can hold the side of murder though…that’s not so great.
I’ll have to kill you and the neighbors for not knowing that I don’t eat eggs.
This is the best blog of all time.
over easy. or scrambled.
Apparently that man loved his eggs hard-boiled.
BAH DOOM TISH
LMAO. Sorry, that’s really tragic and all, but seriously? I love a good breakfast, but wow.
Hard-boiled, with salt and tabasco sauce.
whites only please! I’m a very racist egg eater.
Over easy. But if they are runny, you are a dead man.
i like mine scrambled and over easy. so does he
over easy
Over easy, and she doesn’t dare break the yoke!
@quasarglow - Wow you are sick
hahahahahaa fuck eggs and fuck you guys too im out BAM
I like ‘em hard-boiled or scrambled!
pamidorov dzvazegh, scrambled with tomatoes, alwayyyyyyys. or with chunks of piknik white cheese.
Scrambleddd(:
I would kill the woman, too, if she served me a plate with eggs and meat on it.
I love scrambled eggs the best =) Seriously..that’s no reason to kill someone over for..he has some serious problems..and breakfast was the least of his worry..
Scrambled or over easy.
Don’t fuck up your man’s eggs!
over easy please
Maybe he should try cooking them himself. Lazy pig…
revenge is a dish best served over-medium (hold the salmonella)
benedict.
Over easy, slightly runny or scrambled. I’ll have the hard boiled if im trying to be healthy.
Sunny side up….or as one of my cub scouts called them….With the hubcaps showing. Of course that has been reduced to scrambled until the salmonella scare is over.
Scrambled with cheese.
any way you want to cook ‘em. With the possible exception of soft-boiled. I like my eggs hard and my yokes runny, but as long as they’re cooked I’m not too picky.
Sunny side up. Six of them a day.
If available, fried in Smart Balance 50/50 olive oil/butter blend. It’s the best.
Sunny side up with a side of bacon…
fried egg sandwich is always good, and egg salad is to die for, but my favorite breakfast eggs are the way my grandmother taught me to make them, I geuss you could call them steamed.
But even if my grandmother were alive today no eggs would be worth killing for. are we just ignoring the more obvious side of the story or what?
scrambled or boiled.
As far as my guy goes, he cooked scrambled for me, and ate it for himself aswell, so, perhaps he’s a scrambled type of guy.
scrambled!! or just egg whites
scrambled…
Fried. over hard preferably with wheat toast or a croissant.
Dan is right. She should have known how to cook his eggs. This reminds me of You Mean I’m Not by Black Sheep. Anyone?
@quasarglow - @trunthepaige - rofl! y’all are hilarious.
All of the above, and I will never kill anyone. Except if they break the yokes on my fried eggie weggies.
Over easy. I like my eggs to reflect my taste in women.
Sunny side up. I like them gooey to smother on my toast. I really don’t like eggs otherwise.
With blood on top, of course.
Over easy, peppered, with buttered toast. Unless it’s the Christmas egg recipe; then it’s scrambled with fresh chives, sour cream and cottage cheese, with Swedish potato sausage and lingonberries.
Poor woman. A guy like that needs to learn to make his own damn eggs.
Well damn. Maybe someone should of just gone to ihop.
“I don’t know about you but when I read a story like this I get sort of
sad that a woman would marry a man and yet not know how he wants his
eggs cooked. It feels like a senseless tragedy. “
Gotta lol’
It sounds like she egged him on. In related news…
“A jailed member of the 21/7 bombers threw a tantrum when he came second in an egg and spoon race at a prison sports day.
Convicted terrorist Manfo Kwaku Asiedu kicked his hard-boiled egg
around the exercise yard then stamped on it after he failed to win the
race.
The extraordinary display came as Asiedu, 37, and another of
Britain’s most dangerous terrorists – al-Qaeda mastermind Rangzieb
Ahmed, 34 – were competing in a sports day at the high-security jail.
An insider at Wakefield Prison, West Yorkshire said: “This so-called
al-Qaeda hardman had an absolutely ridiculous temper tantrum because he
only came second in the egg and spoon race.
“He lost by a whisker, but couldn’t contain his anger, kicking the
egg around the exercise yard in frustration then stamping on it.
“Both of them were very competitive and really wanted to win.”
Read more: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2010/09/05/egg-race-suicide-bomber-manfo-kwaku-asiedu-blows-his-top-115875-22539386/#ixzz0zIDWLSY5
well i like my eggs boiled and scrambled
i like mines boiled or scrammbled………….DONT FUCK UP MY EGGS OR ILL KILL U!LOL
SRRY 4 REPEATIN MYSELF
I don’t know the way my fiance likes his eggs. I can’t stand eggs or the smell of eggs, so I tell him to make his own damn eggs.
That man sounds like a complete psycho-path.
Over Medium.
I like my eggs unfertilized
bitch shoulda cooked them right.
I just have eggs in omelettes.
Scrambled with some cheese. And a bottle of ketchup on the side…I put a little in my eggs
Always have.
I loooooove poached eggs!
Better remember that, Theo.
I like them however she wants to make them. I’m not the one making them.
Holy shit, that happened only a few hours from where I live.
But for the record, I like my eggs scrambled, over-easy, deviled, or hard-boiled and chopped up in a tuna salad.
Over easy.
scrambled
I like them runny. or scrambled. or over easy.
I’m easy.
Over-easy… But that’s just crazy!
Mine better either be scrambled, or boiled with the yolk scooped out, or there will be trouble.
Hard boiled and cold or fried all the way through with honey.
I cook for myself and make them scrambled but toss in some onions and peppers.
@notforprophet - lmao!!! Wow!
Scrambled. ^_^ And dang… -facepalm- Six people dead… over EGGS? @_@! -sigh-
I want me an Amulet, forget the regular eggs! Dunno if i’d kill someone over that… maybe at the most.. nail them with an egg or something…
I’m certain this man had more issues than eggs. Your post is cute but lets not forget 5 people did die in this tragedy. This world is a cruel place. ( I take my eggs over easy )
You are all just a little fucked in the head……………………………….. I like omelettes.
What a moron. Fried and scrambled and scrambled for me.
I don’t eat eggs. You should know that by now. LOL
That’s totally crazy! I prefer my eggs scrambled.
I hate the taste of eggs, ickk.
HAHAHAHAHA
He should have cooked them himself,
Also you have forgot about chocolate eggs.
Raw, mixed up in a glass, like in the Rocky movies. Because that wasn’t an option, I’m going to punch everyone on Xanga and shout ADRIAN over and over again.
Some same the was just over easy. But I think the man was hard boiled because he had his brains scrambled as a kid.
What people don’t know is that this guy worked for Trump. After this little mishap Trump said, “You’re Fried!”
ok ok I’m done now.
Hard boiled is the ONLY way I’ll eat eggs.
I like my eggs scrambled or in an omelette.
medium boiled, and I mean MEDIUM. Not runny, not hard and dry. Medium.
Talk about waking up on the wrong side of the bed.
1, 3, and 5… depending on my mood.
Anyway. Except sunny side. She should’ve gotten it right.
Bwahaha, my mom and dad were talking about this this morning. She was making breakfast and my dad was like, “My eggs better be made well or else.” Then they explained it to me.
Some people are just downright crazy.
Somehow, I don’t think it was really about the eggs…
God help her if my eggs are not scrambled.
With cheese.
..
And little chunks of ham.
…
And salt and pepper, but I’m not picky.
This was REALLY funny . . . over-easy, pleasy.
Eggs give me rotten egg gas. Not good for the environment or other life forms.
scrambled
Hatched, raised, plucked, breaded and baked.
@meta_k - I like how you think.
6. Sunny Side up!
Idiot guy!
Why did he kill his neighbors?
Boiled or Fried.
6. CHEESE OMELETTE
That *is* sad. I also remember a couple of years back when..I believe it was two brothers, fought over a hamburger and one killed the other.
Umm..I’m pretty sure there’s a McDonald’s down the street. Or in this husband’s case, there’s a Burger King and he can have it his way.
I like my eggs either over-easy or scrambled. Hate them boiled.
I can’t believe someone would be that senseless, killing over something stupid like eggs.
Now, if she had messed up his bacon, that’s a different story.
Don’t cry over spilt milk?
I like my eggs like my victims. In my fridge in cartons.
Sunny side up with the yolk spread on untoasted bread.
It is stupid but then again humans are stupid…and cruel.
The eggs gave him a motive.
You’re so sensitive about these topics.
Scrambled. Or in an omelet.
I SAID OVEREASY! D< -throws plate-
This is JUST above beating your wife because she over-cooked the roast.
Scrambled with spinach and avocado on the toast, kthnx.
hmm i just put two eggs in a pan, break the yolk, and keep turning them over until they’re cooked… but they don’t stay in one piece… and it’s not really scrambled… so i’m not sure??
I like ‘em dressed.
LOL, smh. &I thought I had a bad temper..
But scrambled is my favorite. :] <3
@raspberryjade - @TheDarkCreature - i lol’d!
i like eggs anyway they’re done, it’s all good to me.
@Keeko1 - hahaha I like that.
okay, well obviously the dude had other issues going on. To randomly commit murder with no past stress or anything else is rare. But, even so, I have to admit that’s pretty cool. Phychotic man goes on rampage- killing [probably] the most annoying people in his life. I mean, what if his wife was a terrible nag or his neighbors were assholes and he figures “what the hell?” might as well hit 4 birds with one stone and while were at it my kids annoy the fuckk outta me. why not?? Then, he didn’t want to face the concequinces of silencing annoyences so he offed himself. To each his own. Hey, we all go through moments where we have urges to kill people- this dude just didn’t care, grew balls and carried it out.
oh & scrambled with lots of ketchup lol
@InkSick_Psycho - LOL XD
Isn’t Fried the same as Scrambled?
@T0m03 - no. You can fry eggs and keep them whole- sunny side up etc. scrambled is in peices.
I like my eggs hot and steamy. = P
Are you trying to be funny? If so, you are disgusting. If not, you are incredibly obtuse.
I LOVE EGGS!
All of the above depending on my mood, though for killer rampages I just decide that whatever way they’re cooked is wrong.
sad. very sad. God bless their souls and the shooter can burn in hell.
That is sad.He must REALLY love eggs ! God forbid the prison cook makes a souffle *gasp*
I love poached eggs,that are rare-medium done,and sort of runny still,so I can dip my toast in it and soak up the runny yolk,yum yum !
“I get sort of sad that a woman would marry a man and yet not know how he wants his eggs cooked”
I choked on my grilled cheese when I read this. You took me by surprise. Freakin hilarious, dude.
making light of that story is really not funny
you’re sick, dan.
and i like my eggs poached.
@Impulsiveimpurist - Ooooh… That makes sense…
I don’t like/eat eggs.
Read the link. WOW
Score 1 for Stereotypical Trailer Trash. Minus 5 for breakfast.
poached is best =] Why didnt the lazy cunt cook his own eggs?
Omelet, deviled, over easy, scrambled…(anything but raw) I’ve heard of Hell’s Kitchen before but this guy makes Chef Ramsey look like an angel! Yikes!
I’m good with all of them except poached. Scrambled with egg is the best though. :]
both over-easy and poached. guess i just like the yolk to be somewhat runny.
Scrambled and well done.
Maybe if she wasn’t cheating on his ass she wouldn’t get how he likes his eggs cooked confused with her man on the side. Tip to the ladies, cheat on your husbands with a guy who has all the same likes, then you won’t get anything confused or stabbed to death in the kitchen, over easy.