September 13, 2010
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Naive
Back when I was in the military, I lived in a co-ed dorm. We had three floors in the dorm and each of those were divided into two bays. So there were six bays total. One of those bays was for women. Five of the bays were for men.
I lived in the second floor with my roommate. We had a bunk bed and my bed was on top. There was a woman that was average looking who was in the military. She was super nice to me. One night when I was sleeping, she came into my room. My roommate was out of town. She stepped into my top bunk and laid on top of me and was all over me. I woke up and she started to kiss me. I wasn’t sure what I was supposed to do so I just laid there and kissed her back. I was somewhat naive at that stage of my life so I had not really thought about her intentions.
After a certain period of time, she left the room. I went to sleep. After a few days, my roommate talked to me about the woman. He told me that she had gone down the whole bay and was sleeping with all the guys. There were 8 rooms in the bay on our side of the hall and two guys in almost every room. My roommate told me she had sex with every single guy in our side of the bay except two or three and “they were all ugly.” He told me he thought she was really attractive and that he was going to have sex with her. He asked me if I had sex with her and I told him, “No.”
He waited and two weeks later he came to me and told me she was all of a sudden engaged to another guy who she had met that week and they ended up getting married a few days later. He told me that we had just barely missed our opportunity.
I never had the heart to tell him he was one of the ugly guys.
Comments (90)
HAH
Bring the noise, Dan.
Well, I guess if he didn’t know he was ugly to begin with it sure as hell wasn’t your place to tell him. Ignorance is bliss.
Good story – lol.
Disgusting.
This one flew over my head.
Well hey, at least you weren’t rooming with the guy whose wife you got frisky with.
Somehow I think you ended up with better, Dan.
… so if she just kissed you and she didn’t have sex with you, does that mean that you were like, sorta attractive?
Well, I guess you were being nice…
And I just gotta say it…I hate sluts. Especially military sluts.
It’s interesting how you always seem to focus on the ….’silly’ part of a story.
Well that was nice of her to give military women a bad rep. it makes it harder on women like me.
That’s a good story. And being in the military right now I can tell you that this is not that unheard of.
she is really really gross. good that you just laid there hehe….i hope..hehe
What a slut.
I found this funny.
Don’t you wonder where that girl is now?
LOOOL
@queenof__hearts - Don’t feel bad, mine too!
0_o
Aaaawwwww…… How sweet of you. I get the impression you’re still like that to this day.
LOL
hahahahhahahahha
military sluts.
Poor bastard!
@quodmenutriut - Sorta attractive, but not ugly ;]
LOL! Yes.
what a slore! your friend is lucky not to have gotten involved.
@WordsandThoughts - oh thanks for clarifying
Wow. Ick and weird…
Heehee this seems like a joke, like wouldn’t that mean you were one of the ugly guys too?
hahaha interesting.
I love it when you tell stories from your life. : )
I’ll never understand why some women do these things >.>
@quodmenutriut - That’s what I was wondering…
you should post up more stories like this. i like em much better.
LOL!
You should have stuck it in her pooper. I know you know that you wanted to.
Hahaha! Barracks rats… You gotta love their consistency. When I was in Norfolk, VA, we had a barracks next to us, full of band chicks… And I’ll just say, the navy’s got some pretty good lookin’ women…
hahaha, that’s hilarious Dan.
Hahaha.
I know a guy who had a similar experience.
Being ugly wasn’t what was going on there.
Haha what an interesting story. I was waiting to see what your question would be, but I guess not this time.
Awe, poor guy.
I’d be all up on Dan, too man! LOL
HAHAHA
Haha great story!
If they have any sort of awareness of humans, then nothing is that attractive, though some are that unattractive. And we all have some trait that makes a person attractive, even if it’s their personality. Does anyone look around?
I’m going to be ugly because I’m short. I’m acquiring nutrients right now and exercising with a little prayer that it doesn’t get bad. I think I’m too old to be cute anyway. I’ve never had a normal existence. I’ve dated once, and it was awkward.
I blame our media for a lot of our problems because there is a scope of human that isn’t all in one nice little bunch, and we age, and we aren’t all rich, so some of us are going to have messed up teeth or be stout or anything else. I mean, models are mean and models, but people aren’t all the same elsewhere. Disney doesn’t really even represent black people evenly and only those of them that have caucasian features. They make it look like that’s the worst thing in the world, the teeth or anything different. They should focus on the hair.
LOL
She sounds like a real gem!
Poor friend, but really. He was WAY better off..
I wonder..is this a true story or not?
haha
Somethings are better left unsaid….lol….
Why would you… not….. it’s so… YOU DIDN’T SCREW HER?
OMG Dan. :/
oh. my. god. Whore alert!
Hmm…no sex, but did she go down on you? She probably gave most of the guys some sort of STD. Gross.
That’s sad.
Pretty funny. I kinda chuckled.
When my son was in AIT at Bliss (1990) he was TDY in Ruidoso, N. M. in a 4 bedroom studio condo, fire-place, color television set, kitchen and maid service…the Army just ain’t what it used to be.
Uh.
Sometimes its better to just let the uglies live in their ignorant bliss.
aaaaaaaaaahahhahahahahahaha did NOT see that coming: “never had the heart to tell him he was 1 of the ugly guys” hahahahahahahahahaha
good story! i should ask my friend(who’s in the military now) if he’s heard of/experienced something like this.
I think you were sensitive to his feelings
tee hee does that mean you were the other ugly guy? you are naive
Awwwwww. These stories are the best. : ]
Quite funny huh!! How comes your friend couldnt gitch that he was one of the ugly guys?? Well, good that she’s now married…
I don’t think he was one of the ugly guys. He just wasn’t there. Maybe you were the ugly guy; She only kissed you, but didn’t seal the deal. Either way, that was interesting. Did she end up staying in the military? Did she deploy, and if so, did she get maimed, shot, or killed? Is she still with homeboy? The devil’s in the details, you know it?
wow.
Whooa. She was like a succubus, except stealing self-worth instead of just sleep.
yikes! thats dirty! maybe its a good thing your friend didnt get with her. maybe she would have gave him an std lol
funny but i’d be worried about what number she was on when she got to you………nasty
LOL . haha
I can’t believe someone married her after that…knowing that she slept around like that. What a story.
Poor Dave.
Who cares what a slut thinks?
I hope he doesn’t read this. lol
What a nice lady
LMAO! Omg
So did you really didn’t?
An interesting and well-told story. I especially like how the title ‘Naive’ is left to the reader to ascribe to any of the characters. Bravo, I knew you could do it, ha.
You have girlies in your army? This might be the opportunity the redcoats have been waiting for.
We call them mop buckets in my unit. Anything that gets passed around that much, lord knows how dirty the water is it at this point.
Oh man, that story made my day lol
Fun.
Puahahaha. Great story. Finally something personal from you Dan!
Oh good Lord. O_o How’d she get away with that one without some kind of demerit or reprimand? Don’t they have rules for sexual behaviors and stuff like that, after hours?! And I wonder if there were any outbreaks with all that sharing going around. Gross…
There were two partners here..the one who made the advances AND the ones who accepted her advances. Why call just one of them a whore?? The guys…all of them…could have said ‘no’. And that’s the truth.
Interesting story.
haha at least she had plenty of guys
@greatredwoman - Because most women have far more control than guys do, especially when a woman throws herself at them. Guys much more impulsive and all they think at the time is “free sex? AWESOME.” Not only that, but it was the woman going into every room, not a man. They definitely could have said no, but that’s just not the way they think (not because all guys are pigs, because they’re impulsive as I said earlier).
Wow, well everyone has their naive and thoughtless moments so you shouldn’t feel ashamed.:)
You know Dan I can appreciate this post from you because it’s something different then the usual. Most of the time you post something topical, controversial and often stand back and let the comments run the show. It’s nice to see something of you for a change. Thanks for posting it!
I can’t say I’m sad for the girl because she obviously did want she wanted…but your friend on the other hand…that’s sort of what he gets for being this eager beaver that probably wouldn’t have appreciated the lay from a willing gal even if she had slept with him.
jesus and I thought my brother was kidding about the whole girls in the military are sluts thing.