September 17, 2010
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Would You Star in a Porno For $500,000?
Recently I asked everyone if they would smoke a joint for $1000. It appeared as if most people thought they would do it.
It is being reported that the Octomom is ready to begin accepting welfare because her house is about to be foreclosed.
She was offered $500,000 to be in a porn movie. Here is the link: Link
Times are tough and $500,000 is a nice chunk of money.
Would you star in a porn movie for $500,000?
Comments (181)
No. I wouldn’t even consider it for £458092348952340985904328502439858345.
No. I am worth a lifetime commitment.
Well yeah- because then I can claim it was forced and sue for child pornography.
Hmm.
YES.
Sure
Definitely not!
Sure… why not? Sex is beautiful.
Have to be lesbian porn though, because Boy isn’t worth losing over 500,000.
No.
Shit, yeah.
Yes, and for a lot less too.
I wouldn’t do porn, but I’d try “scamming” for $500,000.
I’d do this just to prove that I have great manipulating skills.
I promise I’ll mail that amount to the victim in the next year, when (s)he completely forgets about it.
Surprise moneyed mail, in installments. $5000/wk. “From anonymous sender.”
Maybe I’ll include poems too.
maybe over it? I want over a million mwahahha then probably no.
Only if they paid me half up front and then I could change my mind.
$250,000 for free!
But I doubt that would happen.
Nobody would pay me $500,000. I’ll have to just remember that you showed my boobies. Oh, wait, that was Loonachic who showed my boobies I think.
Nope.
Nope.
Wait, could it be with my husband???
I mean, nope.
Wait, could I be wearing a very good and quirky disguise so Uncle Creepy won’t recognize me? AND with my husband, also disguised?
I mean, no way, never, nope. I don’t do stuff like that. In the end I would probably decide not to even if I *could* somehow protect my identity. Besides, how would I explain my sudden influx of money to curious people? I could hide it well, but I still would want to buy a house at least.
And I’d feel weird about it. Just wrong about it.
Not even when I was young and pretty.
fuck yeah, nigga
If it was lesbian porn and I could wear a mask.
For much less than that. I would easily pay money to smoke a joint and be in a porn video. These questions seem weird and obvious to me.
No. I’d love the money, but I don’t need it. You film something and that shit will follow you for the rest of your life. Welcome to the age of the internet.
The money is tempting, the situation.. not so much
I’d do it for less. But that’s probably because I’m a slut.
Nah,
although I have considered stripping for money.
ONLY as a thought, and as a last last last last last last last resort!
Not a chance in hell.
Hell YES! You woudn’t even have to offer that much
. Boys and girls welcum hehe
@Drakonskyr - Could I be your film partner? lol
no not worth it
@SodomyClown - we could make the third ever Xanga sex tape
@godfatherofgreenbay - no shit. There were two prior? I WANT TO SEE.
I guess it depends on who the girls are,
and then my wife would beat the holy crap out of me, and then there’s divorce court…
uh, nevermind, I guess I’ll have to pass.
But thanks for the offer.
@SodomyClown - Actually I think one couple knew I knew and they took down all their material
@godfatherofgreenbay - were they hot?
Yes. A thousand times, yes.
@SodomyClown - they must have been since they weren’t wearing any clothing
Never. Not for any amount of money. I’m worth so much more than that, and it sucks that so many people don’t realize that they are too.
Heck no!
Only if get to make the details.
@mtngirlsouth -@femaleBASSPLAYER -
BEST replies and i totally agree.
YES.
Yes!
I would have Sex with you Dan on film for 500K. No shit… I would.
I’d consider it. That is a decent amount of money.
no way porn dicks are too big for my little cookie!
@SilverBird_Loves - Thank you.
@femaleBASSPLAYER - That was an awesome reply too!
yes.
You amaze me. And no. Never. Would you?
I’d do it. I actually have always been interested in porn. If I had the body I think I may have done it. I have no problem with porn whatsoever
Now this poses some interesting thoughts….. If nothing else, I sure did enjoy the answers. How quick your readers said yes to the pot smoking question, which is illegal. But the porn question….. All of a sudden, it seems as if everyone is concerned about being prudish. Which I find amusing. As for myself, only if I could choose my partners. And even then, probably not. After all, it’s just a thought….
NONONONONO NO
Nope. Unless that porno involved me, fully clothed, with a giant slice of chocolate cake.
I love food porn.
@breaking_expectations - hahaha. you are so warped.
Only if I was single, and I was allowed to wear a mask, and my name wasn’t ever given out in relation to the movie.
hell no.
I would do about anything that wouldn’t harm me for financial security.
I wouldn’t.
well, I guess I wouldn’t write a book about myself, autobiography, but about anything else, I’d do.
yeah
as long as it had a plot so like the only people who would watch it would be uber nerds XP
Probably
id prob do it even if there wasn’t a plot XP
totally.
In a heart beat.
I got told that some people would pay highly if one was a virgin filiming porn… but really, 500k isn’t worth my virginity ;P no amount is, duh. But even if I weren’t… meh. Not something I’d ever do, just because I’m shy about being naked in front of even one person. Imagine having to screw in front of a camera crew… I’d hyperventilate lol. So nah. I wouldn’t do it however much money was offered.
When the movie, ‘Indecent Proposal’ first came out, a Detroit Newspaper talked to 10 gals on the street (as I recall) and asked them if they would sleep with a man for $1,000,000. They were shown being interviewed on TV–don’t know which channel. 9 of the gals said that they would and explained how they could prepare themselves emotionally to do it. I was very surprised as them seemed like just average gals.
no way hahaha
Actually that did happen (a friend of mine and I was offered more than that) by Dave Navarro from Jane’s Addiction years ago he approached us on Hapuna Beach Big Island Hawaii. I declined and I’m glad I did because now I have children and I wouldn’t want them to have to explain why there mom was a slut years ago. In the age of computers I’m sure they would have bumped into the video on YouTube or something.
why not? it’s not like she could possibly loose anymore respect than she already has. plus she would be like the ultimate milf.
I know you would.
@PervyPenguin - FOOOOD POOORRRN! Nomnomyes. And I’m not even hungry.
My costar better look damn good.
If I had a guarantee that all others involved were STI free? Sure.
If that offer was made public and I was a well-known figure? Absolutely not, regardless of the amount.
And I guess that says a lot right there.
No.
nope
If the only person I slept with was my husband, I would consider it! But probably not.
And why are we still caring about octomom?
Half a million dollars? I suppose the nature of the porn flick would factor in, but odds are I’d do it. That is a lot of money. Would have taken me 14 years to earn that at my old job.
i might if i was hella broke–as long as my face isnt shown lol or my tattoo!!
ATTENTION EVERYBODY!
I SELL BAGS THAT FIT OVER THE HEAD. I SELL BAGS THAT FIT OVER THE HEAD. I SELL……
nope.
I’d star in a damn porn for free.
nuh; maybe one million, but probably not
@armnatmom - I don’t think it’s the legality of it.. smoking pot is something you could privately do and no one would have to know. Being in porn would mean that millions of people would see you having sex. I know I wouldn’t ever want a chance of my future kids stumbling upon that.
well hey gotta make a living in this economy.
Nah….I think I will pass.
wow octomom is my kind of woman! I wish one day I can have a woman to have MY eight babies =)
Um. Thats tricky, doubt anyone would want to see me in a porno, but if it was offered to me, perhaps id be like, the person in the background? Partially naked, but not really the vocal point of the film.
I’m sure there are porn sites that has plenty of people who posted clips for free
@TakingxOverxMe - make sure to let us know, I bet Dan would even advertise for free!
yeah, i might even do it for……………maybe $435,000.00. ……………..or maybe $35.000………………………..oh what the hell $350 would be fine !!
another stupid post Dan….Heres your next one. Would you stick a pole up your rectum for a $1,000,000?
Or kill a person for a million!
Nope, same answer as the other question.
I’d write and direct it. but star in it, negative.
Hell. No. Not enough money in the world.
Never. I must have missed that post regarding the joint though . . . who wouldn’t love getting paid to smoke up?!
oh, shit. maybe. it’s pretty tempting.
NOPE.
Probably.
That’s a lot of cheese.
No. No. No. There would have to be circumstances that were SOOOO extreme that it was like a matter of life and death.
in a new york minute
some of the people saying no would say yes with a briefcase of cash in front of them.
I know I would. I’m a very logical person…. 9 years of work(and paying no taxes) or one porno.. HMMMM
yup
Does integrity sell for so little?
depends what kinda porno…….i don’t do nasty shit………$500k for an amateur-looking video is alright i guess.
and i would never watch octomom’s porn…..gross
there are some things that are worth more than $500,000…like a reputation.
No one gets $500,000 for a porno.
What kind of porn?
No.
maby
No
@snarkius - hahahaha!!! honesty is the best answer. times are rough and i’d do it too.
Absolutely.
$500,000 is a good chunk of change, but not a big enough one.
i dont think i would ever do that regardless of how much money they offer. its seems degrading.
No…Vivid would not want me,,,my body is in terrible shape and my penis is too small…lol…
Hell yeah. That would pay all my bills off. And I would still have plenty to invest.
I’m trying to figure out why this blog is so popular…and I just don’t know…What kind of question is either of this?
Get paid to get high?Get paid a shit load of money to have sex on video?
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How thought provoking..
NO. I ain’t fixin’ to throw myself away for money.
prob not
No. That kind of shit will follow you around for life.
what if she becomes decamom or something then? really worth it…
Nope.
The only people who would say yes likely would ether pay to do it (guys mostly) or are pretty much doorknobs anyway. But if you are a whore, that is a very good payday, you might as well take it. Eception made for starving third world residence.
The answer is no
@Teufels_Hofnarr - Smart man. If you just say yes, it could really hurt.
@getyourownsandwich - time to start saving
Only if they promised me a gang bang.
@npr32486 - LOL. maybe anyone who wants to see should all start pooling their money! LOL JKJK!
If I wasn’t still a virgin and over 18.
no way. that shit is forever. you do that and it’ll follow you.
If I were single, maybe..
I think I would probably even do it for about $100,000, under the condition it’s with a girl, ’cause that way my BF wouldn’t mind and would probably approve. I could really use the money.
Oh, I totally would.
No. You wouldn’t want to watch any porn video that had me in it. And you would probably have to pay the woman about three times that amount.
No. Interesting array of responses.
No. I could have sex with someone I didn’t truly love for any amount of money. Plus, no amount of money is worth it if I end up with an STD later…
I considered it until I realized something–if I want to write, I can’t do things like that. I mean, I’m already screwed considering the fact that I’ve done the whole naughty pic and video thing, but that’s a bit much. NO porn. I don’t care how much I’m being paid. Besides, there’s enough women in my market (Ebony BBW) anyway doing that.
NO……somehow, someway..all the people you’d never want to see it, or know about it…would end up seeing it or know.. NO way…. tempting? yes… but No.
@PurpleSaxophone - would you??? If you knew your Mom or Dad, or family member would end up seeing it eventually somehow??
There isn’t much I wouldn’t do for half a million!
you are asking me to put a price on my dignity. so the answer is no. For no sum of money would I give up my dignity, especially not in that matter.
No thank you.
There is little to nothing I wouldn’t do for 500,000. I mean, yeah yeah porn is bad and it degrades women and most of us couldn’t imagine having sex with a stranger we don’t even know or have desire to, and on top that film it. But 500,000 is a LOT of money… you could easily buy you and your family a house (depending on where you live I guess) and make things a lot easier for you and your family. It seems like a simple thing that doesn’t have to mean much if you don’t make it.
Well, yeah. I’ve never done anything sexual for money and I hope I never do, but as long as it was a reasonably professional porno (as in everyone involved is tested for STDs, it’s filmed in a clean and safe location, etc.) I would do it. I would prefer it to be a lesbian porno because of my sexual orientation (I’m bisexual but tend to prefer women) and because sex with men is usually painful for me. I would probably do something ironic and helpful like donate a good portion of the money to an organization working to stop sex trafficking.
I love the idea that being paid to smoke pot is even a question. I’m not a big fan of pot, but people pay a lot of money for it! If someone paid me to do it I’d easily get over the fact that I don’t really like the feeling.
I would do it for free.
But…any ladies got $500,000?
Girl on girl? Totally. Guys….if the guy could be my hubby, totally. If not….STILL TOTALLY! $500,000 would set you for life if you used it right. Pay off house, all debts & live off the interest. I’m in. There is SO much porn out there, no would would ever figure out it was you. You could work a part time job that you liked for the rest of your life with a chunk of change like that sitting in the bank. So yeah, duh, no brainer…sign me up.
@skinny_lovelybones - My dad is so chill, and I don’t even think my mom looks at porn. I would probably tell my dad it was a one time thing and I needed the money. He’d either make fun of me for it, or just laugh it off. Some of my the rest of my family would probably be disappointed in me, but HEY, it’s $100,000. I could buy a better car, move out of my dad’s house and go back to school. I will not earn that much money working almost ten years at the place I am now.
So yes, I would take that risk, but like I said, only with a girl.
wouldn’t it be quite embarrassing having your DAD see you eating out another girl!! or family see it , your parts exposed and what not.. eeew.
You could give me all the money in the world and I still wouldn’t agree to be in a porn movie.
@trunthepaige -
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Yes.
i wouldn’t do the porno, but i’d definitely smoke the joint for $1,000. i’d probably smoke it for $100 actually.
Smoking a joint isn’t much of a feat. If someone says no to that.. I just think that’s retarded. I would smoke a joint for 20 bucks. As for the porn.. maybe under a false name and with a wig on. Who could pass up 500 grand for something SO easy? It would have to be girl on girl though.. I wouldn’t trust that a guy in the porn industry would be too clean. A girl just seems safer.
I’d really like that much money. It would def help pay off loans and get a cute starter house, but… no. Someone, somewhere would recognize me (even with mask, costume, whatev) and that would just be embarrassing. Plus, for the rest of my life, no matter what I’d accomplish, I’d always be that girl who did porn for 500K. I don’t want to be known as the girl who did porn. Then again, my situation isn’t too desperate… maybe if I were on the verge of bankruptcy or something I’d consider it. Who knows?
Yeah. Assuming I get a health report from the costar with a doctor of my choosing.
No way.
yes it’s good money and it’s only sex.. why not.
No, I don’t think I would.
No.
nope, but i would smoke that joint for free
Well since there appears to be no specific contract clauses, then hell yes!
It would be a private movie with my significant other that would be only for our eyes and that we would erase immediately after our love making session. Hey, why turn down free money?
I’m down!
what a wonderful new
Hell No. I wouldn’t exploit myself for that.
She shouldn’t have 14 kids that she can’t afford in the first place…
@SodomyClown - I wish this was like Facebook where you could “like” comments.
It depends on a few things like, if my real name would be used, and if my bf would be OK with it. No, would probably be his answer, though, no matter what kind of porn it was.
Well they’d probably take her children away. So… probably she should.
This is an excellent question. Few commenters gave there reasons/justifications, however, for saying yes or no. I find that interesting in and of itself. Here are the reasons i might answer yes or no. Since I haven’t been offered the money, I don’t have to assign weights to all the answers and compute the final result, lol!
yay: the money isn’t bad, especially considering the after-tax hourly income.
I’m not a virgin, so popping my cherry is not an issue
sex is just sex. who cares if I do it with a stranger.
this is a one-time deal; it’s not a career as a hooker.
everyone is going to wear latex, no?
nay: I would not want it to fall into the wrong hands.
I would not want to explain it to an employer/future employer
I would not want it to be seen my my daughter.
@skinny_lovelybones - I would imagine they would stop watching once our clothes start coming off, buuuuuut, I’m just assuming.
absolutely not.
I’d do it for free. Why not for $500,000? What virtue is there in turning down an offer like that? It’s not like she’s a virgin. It’s not like she’s betraying anyone. It’s not like she is leading another person on or lying to them. What would be the problem?
Noooooo….. home videos are one thing, but the whole world seeing it? No way.
Not for any amount.
No way.
Yup!
nope.
no, but for 1,000,000 i will promise to keep my clothes on.
I would reject the proposal as a matter of principle. Though the dollar amount is large and the work is small, I find the nature of the exchange to be morally repugnant.
You know, I’m not sure. I might try to hold out for more cash.
But I know for a fact that I would gladly accept a contract killing to push this attention whoring cunt in front of a bus for WAY less than that.
Anyone got 100k$ USD to spare?
I’ve got some free time and unyielding hatred of attention whores.
No.
@SodomyClown - Call me LOL
Never. The YOU who you are would never, ever be the same. And for what? Cash. To fritter away for the cost of your reputation, and your self worth. Wow. Degradation at it’s best to become the bottom of the barrel person.
Yeah, okay. But not lesbian porn, because honestly, I don’t even like men, just sex with them. I like my times with women to be special.