October 17, 2010
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Xangan Sexual Bucket List
A year or two ago a woman from xanga was instant messaging me and she mentioned she was hoping to come to Houston some day.
She told me she had a bucket list of people she wanted to have sex with and I was on it (She used slightly more graphic terms but I cleaned it up for your viewing pleasure).
I asked her something like, “What am I? Your old man on the list?” She said something like “pretty much.” I am not sure if she realized it but I was sort of offended that I was the “old man” on her bucket list. She could have flattered me and told me I was the young hot stud.
But anyway, a short time after that conversation I was pretty certain I saw her in a photo with Cakalusa. I figured Cakalusa must be on the bucket list too. (No offense against Cakalusa. He very well may have been playing the part of missionary and was doing intentional evangelism trying to win the woman to a life of sexual purity).
But then I saw a post by Yosho saying the young woman had an STD.
This lead me to believe that
1. The woman had sex with Cakalusa and gave him an STD and Cakalusa told Yosho.
2. The woman had sex with Yosho and gave him an STD.
Or more probably,
3. The woman had sex with everyone but Yosho so Yosho spread rumors about her.
Who is on your xanga bucket list?
Comments (125)
Heh, this is ridiculously tabloid. Lol.
My bucket list consists of Kett, Khai and Johnny. ;]
1. Ew, I opt for number 2.
2. Umm…nobody? Not in a sexual way anyway.
Lol
Why would people have sex with anybody they meet on here? That’s kind of like paying for rotting fruit at the supermarket.
EVERY XANGAN EVER!!!
;D
Tati was the first one to leap to mind, then my brain started cateloguing….
No sex…..but I would love to have face to face conversations or even confrontations with some Xangans in person.
Cakalusa is my wild Asian stallion. Ya’ll will do well to stay away from him if you know what is good for you.
is this a joke….
uhh what?
If it’s a bucket list, does that mean she thinks she’s going to die soon? If so, don’t you wonder, “from what?”
@SodomyClown - lol, you’re mean.
hahaha, this is hilariously gossipy! I hope I’m on somebody’s list too.
@NikBv - you’re not
hahaha.
You, of course, Dan.
@MedicMark - hahaha lmao…awe…now Im jealous…
But Cakalusa is a crazy anti-sex evangelist, so he wouldn’t have an STD. Right?
Right?
@NikBv - sarena dantes…she said every xangan ever
lol
@SodomyClown - Yeah, well. Neither are you! And at least I don’t have to whore out my body pics for attention! Hmph!
None of the famous Xangans.
Myself. ;D
Walking away from this one. No bucket lists for me, I plan to live while I’m alive.
Loose lips sink ships.
@SodomyClown - Oh my god you’re cracking me up here..
Not sayin’
@seedsower - I’m not trying to brag, but I know I’m on it! Even if it’s in invisible ink…
@WordsandThoughts - FUCK YES!
Summer’s on my list too.
and Cakalusa.
and @Drakonskyr - DON’T YOU TELL HIM THAT EITHER!!! His ego’s bigger than the state of Texas!!!
oh. wait. damn.
=P
i think this post is just a revenge for being called the “old guy” haha
I’m insulted that she didn’t try to seduce me, too.
I dont have a “fucket list” but I have always wanted to make a man out of Paul Partisan and make sweet love to Dj Ginsu…
@MomGoneMadd - Your name for the list is better suited.
@ShimmerBodyCream - HA!! I changed my comment before I saw this….I LOVE YOU!!!
My fantasies have no connection to xanga or any other social network.
DMV.
@macphoto -
I’d totally get it on with you.
Just didn’t want to appear untoward.
@MedicMark - haha…oh, I’m sure…
She must have been one hell of a slut. Sex bucket list? *throws up a little* That’s pretty desperate.
hahaha…wow…this is too funny.
I’ve been with the only xangan i’ve ever wanted. No need for any other.
So when’s the XangBang?
Haha, I’ve heard some things but for now I’ll leave it as just rumors.
Oh, burn! hahaha
Absolutely none of you.
I think even you would be appalled by the list on which you were the young stud.
Lol, with my last blog I’m surprised I didn’t make the list :p
Rob of the Skyville.
Serenadante. Cause I’m sure, if I survived, I’d leave with unbound knowledge and new sexual abilities.
@TheGildedCage - I’ve got a sex bucket list too – it doesn’t mean I’m a slut. It just means I want to do a couple wild and crazy things before I die. Sometimes it’s just a list of things, not of people.
Haha I don’t have one on here. There are a few people I want to meet though. How old are you?
dan, i think you’re on every ones bucket list. you should be flattered.
i would never have sex with a xangan. especially not someone who has a list of xangans to have sex with. that screams std.
there isn’t anyone on xanga i’d wanna pork.
@SodomyClown - best comment here. and i agree. ickle. ickle. ickle.
If I could sleep with one Xangan, it would be SerenaDante for sure.
@SerenaDante - I second!
DMV
I think I’d pass
He’s married, I can’t do that.
@npr32486 - Ha, that’s a great name for it!
Kathi
LOL WUT
No sex, but there is one xangan whom I would leave a little rumpled if I had the chance….
no one..
lmfao. I would so do her. Depoends all on the STD still
amateurprose
Hehe. My list is quite secret. As in I don’t have one… yet.
I’ll just play a nice long, safe game of hide-and-go-fuck-myself.
woop woop!
STD free!
@WordsandThoughts - Wordsandthoughts, Drake0fdarkness, starshinefaerie… used to be Alison, but she’s not here no mo
http://afortunatetruth.xanga.com/
There are a few I’d enjoy meeting, but I don’t think I’m out for sex with any of them…I simply don’t know them well enough.
Nobody…it is biologically impossible for me to perform sex.
@seedsower - Loose lips do other things too.
@LoBornlytesThoughtPalace - Indeed,but not too loose.
With all the false advertising via profile pics, and liars, cheats, sluts, attention whores, and just plain mean people on Xanga, they just don’t make a condom thick enough for me to have a fuckit list.
@SerenaDante - If you’re ever in NYC, you can start working your way down the list with me
@quodmenutriut - *sobs uncontrollably* I miss Alison.
@npr32486 - BEST COMMENT EVER. *applauds*
Myself
@WordsandThoughts - I know!!!! ME TOOOO!!!!!
@quodmenutriut - *sniff sniff* At least we have each other… ;]
LOL wow.
@LifeNeedsProtection - Agreed.
Umm..no one except my bf? Yeah, that would probably be it.
@MedicMark - BAHAHAHAH!
I am married, but if I weren’t…… SerenaDante, Trunthepaige, Words and Thoughts, SodomyClown, and last but not least the young hot stud Dan the Theoligian
I haven’t got a Xanga bucket list…
…anymore.
Queen of Hearts, Suggestivetounge, and Hurricanes and Butterflies as well.
No wonder my penis was green the next morning!!
I haven’t find one on Xanga to make a bucket list. Otherwise, I could have a bucket list of wanted Xangans on my page.
@CaKaLusa - You so sirry!
I would totally do bandaid_kjk….yum.
nobody
Heyy! I live in Houston, too. We should have a Xangan Sexual Bucket List.
haha jk. but I really do live here.
lol! funniest thing you’ve written yet. mostly because #3 could not be further from the truth. Very perceptive Dan
@SodomyClown - Your rotting fruit analogy just put you at the top of my bucket list.
free sex!
Is that the girl? She’s cute except for the saggy boobs (I hope she’s not reading this). And if that chick did spread around an STD, haven’t these people heard of protection??
jadedjanissary.
Hm. I dont think i’ve been here long enough to have the desire to 1. meet anyone in person from here (horrible i know.) & 2. fuck any of you. Well except the Clown, there’s just something about her sarcasm that pulls me to her
haha. I almost want to rec this.
=_=
No way, no one. Don’t got one. Never going to have one. That’s nasty. Ew.
Wow. A bucket list of xanga people to have sex with…um…wow is all I can say. I only met one person on here I even thought of meeting in real life and that friendship ended way before we could ever meet. lol. But sex was not the intent…
oi… running out of things to say. noticed barely anyone answered the question but i agree with @LifeNeedsProtection rock on.
I’m not friends with enough people on here to make that decision.
Hm.
I do have one.
But I will not disclose.
Oh wait, I WOULD have sex with the various women cakalusa posts pictures of. Does that count? Maybe that’s a bit inevitable.
….ewww
I don’t need a sexual bucket list, lol.
wow, a sex bucket list of xangans. i, myself, dont have one and probably wont…i think, its just a little weird. and a little slutty(no offense to who would want to do this then presue it.)
no one, but I would like who know who this STD wielding xangan ho is! hahaha
I don’t have one
…There’s some interesting spam on this page. It’s almost like poetry.
lol. Everyone’s all worried about Cakalusa getting a disease. Looks like someone’s on everyone’s bucket list!
i wouldn’t go out of my way to bang anyone from online. but if a girl like that was planning to go out of her way to bang me, i wouldn’t be trying to stop her.
I fuck airborne_muse all the time. He’s my husband though, and I met him here, so maybe it still counts.
Who’s on my Bucket List? Anyone who would have me. I’m not fussy. Young, old, fat, skinny, smart, air-head. If it’s for fun, I’ll have fun with them.
I prefer to just turn them into 1940′s era pin up girls and snap a few photos.
LOL I would have responded in the same way she did. Whenever people say things like that, I always just say “pretty much.” It’s fun to be mean sometimes >:]. I don’t have a bucket list, I’m boring :[
what’s a bucket list?
hm. maybe a rich xangan. do we have any? …nope
I don’t have a list and I don’t intend to ever actually having one that I would act on but hey, sounds like a fun exercise. I would say it’d be flattering to be on someone’s list IF you knew for sure you’d never meet in real life. I use to have a pen pal I was curious about and wondered what she would be like in real life but never pursued it. Still, it was fun to flirt over xanga =)
I started xanga yesterday. . . .so I don’t have a list yet, but trust me here, a list is in the works!
XTRA! XTRA! But…without more specifics about this woman, how can the “xanga population” at large avoid getting an STD? Move past the gossip, and provide some actual info.
Don’t be offended by that, Dan. “Old men” are HOT!!!!!
Let’s face it. When boys are teens, they have acne.This usually lasts until they’re in their early (sometimes) mid twenties which is how old my husband was when we married. Honestly, I want to gag when I look at our wedding pictures….He looks like an infant to me. ack ack.
I can’t believe I slept with a man child!!!!!!!!
Now at 50, he’s perfect!! Which brings me to my bucket list
WARRIOR_POET 15!! The one and only one who has EVER been on my list!!
Ack, no one. When I first was on here, years ago, I actually met up with some Xanga guys who I wanted to get to know better. In person they were all disappointing. One was actually trying to get me to join a pyramid scheme. Pass.
No!!! It would be like going on a blind date with someone from craigslist.
oh yeah….. I forgot to make fun of you, Dan, for saying “STD!” Whenever I read that acronym on Xanga, I think of the writer saying it in a slow whisper: ”oooohhhh Cakalusa got an s….t…..d……”
I won’t get all serious on your funny sexbucket post. But at least say, Cakalusa got genital warts from sextextgirl, or sextextgirl gave Yoshi chlamydia! Or Yoshi didn’t care if he got crabs from sextextgirl!. We have to be specific here on Xanga, if we’re going to be talking about “s….t…..d…’s” Don’t you agree? If sextextgirl gave someone an STD, we ought to know which one
Yosho sounds like a chauvinist ass to me so I definitely think u r right with #3!
DOES IT HAVE TO BE CONSENSUAL SEX?
THERE’S PLENTY OF WHORES ON HERE WHO REALLY NEED A GOOD RAPING.
No one really. There are people I’d like to meet and have coffee/lunch with someday though. I’m not much for flippant sexuality though.
Ew. You’re not attractive. Why would anyone want to have sex with you?
@SerenaDante - wow, where do you live?