I am sitting here talking to a woman who is unaware that I am blogging about her.  She is going on and on here at work saying “blah blah blah.”

But she is looking for a guy on eHarmony.  She is getting photos of these guys and I am trying to help her pick a guy out. 

So many of the guys have a ton of photos with their children or their dogs.  I told her that it is weird that a guy would have 75% of his photos with his child.  I told her that is the oldest trick in the book.  A guy who is posting photos of his children and photos with his dog is trying to look all warm and sensitive.  I told her “Men are not warm and sensitive so you should reject any guy who is pretending he is warm and sensitive.”

Do you think a guy looks more attractive if he is with a child or a dog?

It is once again time for us to decide what is the ideal body type.  We will start with the guys.  It is always interesting what women pick as the ideal.   Do don’t judge their face.  Judge the body.

1.  Thin



2.  Thin but toned



3.  Muscular



4.  Bodybuilder




5.  Built



6.  Chubby



7.  Obese




Which body type do you find most attractive?

                                                    

I was listening to the radio this morning and they were talking about how Eva Longoria was asked out via twitter by Dane Cook.

Eva Longoria was married to Tony Parker for 3 years and just found out he was cheating on her in the last few weeks.

So Dane Cook asked on his twitter, “”Is it too soon to ask Eva Longoria if she’s ready to date?”  “I’d like to take her to dinner, a divorce and then a movie.”  Here is the link:  Link

So the guys from the radio station were talking about whether it was too soon after the breakup for her to be asked out.

Is 2-3 weeks after a breakup too soon to ask the person out?

A teacher has been suspended and fined for cursing in front of students.



The teacher used the word “cono” which is referring to the “female sexual organs.”  The teacher was suspended and fined $15,000.   Here is the link:  Link

The coaches at my son’s school curse in front of the kids all the time.

Do you think a teacher should be suspended for cursing?

                                         
                           

I just read an article about how Atheists are running a campaign against Christmas and are telling people to “celebrate reason.”  Here is the link:  Link

I have noticed that a certain group of Atheists always talk about reason and almost hold themselves as being smarter than Christians.

Are Atheists more intelligent?

Are you left handed or right handed?

Two gays have been forced to mate with females.  They were living together happily and they just stepped in and made them mate with females.

The two male vultures nested with each other instead of mating with females.  But now the zoo has stepped in and forced them to mate with female vultures so they can reproduce.  Here is the link:  Link

Gay rights advocates are upset about the move.

Should gay vultures be forced to mate with female vultures?
                       
                                               

President Obama was hit in the face while playing basketball and he had to get 12 stitches in his lip.  Here is the link:  Link

I have never broken a bone but I had stitches twice. 

What is the worse injury you have ever received?
                                                
                                                   

I appreciate everyone who sent me best wishes for my birthday today.  I also appreciate the 100+ wall comments on facebook.

I am about to go shopping for my birthday so I will do something I rarely do and will actually shop on Black Friday.  I am starting to think about what I want for Christmas.

I want this:

No.  Not Steve Jobs.  I want the iPad.  I am going to try to talk my work into buying it for me.

What do you want for Christmas?

I am turning 39 in just an hour and a half. (Edit:  I am now 39).



I have been feeling sort of weird recently.  It is related to my birthday.  My wife went into full blown depression when she turned 30.  I am not depressed but I am probably a little down.  It is hard to put in words.

Ok.  Cheer me up everyone.