wait sorry i feel like none of these pictures are quite right. the “thin” girl looks anorexic, the “average” girl is most definitely NOT average and the “thick” girl just has huge boobs!
is this a joke i’m misinterpreting?
You did this already.
With just as bad pictures to represent the groups.And got yelled at by tons of women. Sooo just hope you’re ready for round two b/c these are not realistic at all.
The one you consider “thick.” It may just be the boobs, I don’t know. Or the “average” one.
And am I just seeing things, or does the girl in number two have cameltoe?
Dan Dan Dan.
You have your body types wrong. Number 6 is average, 7 (8) is curvy, and 5 is not thick. For the men, obese was a huge fat man with a giant stomach, and the last woman here is not the same. I’m sure you did this on purpose.
hahah
Your entry honestly bothers me. What you posted as “average” is anything but. No female naturally has a body like that- or even close.
i’m with most of the girls that are gonna yell at you for this post. this is unreal.
@crazy2love - ‘Course he did… he did the same thing last time. lol
Dan, I’m not even going to bother correcting you. Mostly because I know you did it on purpose, but secondly because I know you’re going to get angry comments from half the women here. hehe
If Marisa Miller is average, well, damn, I like average.
I like the “chubby” one. I’m more attracted to hair color than body type.
anything but muscular lol that scares the crap out of me
Five through 8, especially 6 and 8. Eight is obese??? And where is 7? But honestly, try to find some pics of real average women not celebrities.
honestly? I’d like to look like the thin onem but looking at other people, I like the average one. I’m one strange cookie.
there are too many different characteristics to do a post for women.
thick girls could be more average looking, or more muscular. thick girls sometimes ARE muscular. muscular girls could be thin. chubby could be thick. ahhh! you just can’t dan
Christina Hendricks is way too hot to be considered chubby. Wait, I’m female. *Cough well it’s true, and yes I’m straight*
average
By the way… the added note about the BMI charts… that’s a crock of shit. There are many cultures and ethnicities that have larger women and embrace that body type. I also remember a post done by SerenaDante a while back, saying that heavier women have been more embraced throughout history. It wasn’t until the corset came along in the 1700s that people craved being super thin.
all except thin and muscular. lol.
Yes please.
hmmmm i dunno if you placed some of those pictures right lol but Id say the one under average.
thick and chubby are not realisic at all. they both just have huge boobs.
Obviously this post is not about the pics you chose but you really need to re-evaluate your definition of average/chubby/thick. Your pic you have for the average girl is actually a VS model lol… Anyways, I think the male ideal would be average-thick. Most guys supposedly chose a size 10 girl over a size 0 in some weird poll. I’d choose thin/toned which is what I’m going for.
I think this is just the way women see themselves. Like, the “average” girl probably just thinks she’s average when in reality she’s thin. And the “thick” girl thinks she’s thick when she’s average. The “obese” girl thinks she’s obese when she’s just chubby/fat. Amiright?
playing with fire dude.
Haha how come all the ladies complain about these pictures not being realistic while the dudes don’t care about theirs? =D
I’ll take 2, 3, 5 Alex.
I thought you already did this post already?
They’re all fine. The ideal type is the type of the girl I love, regardless of what it is.
if #3 is average #6 is chubby, i’m going to have to kill myself. here’s to hoping #5 wins.
i hope this was supposed to be some kind of satire. LOL
I like the ones that have a penis… oh wait… that’s MEN!
I think women look best overweight by the BMI charts. I’m not talking like 300 lb blob women, I mean women with some serious curves. They look huggable, which makes the perfect friend
oh, but btw, i think christina hendricks (the one you called chubby? when she’s not at ALL chubby) has the best body. i mean, she has a serious hourglass going on but that does NOT equal chubby.
If that girl is average, I want to be average!
i think 5 is kinda chubby and 2 is slightly thick, i prefer average…exellent example btw
yet another post written only to yield more visitors and comments by trying to get people riled up. yawn.
If Christina Hendricks is chubby, then I guess that is lol. You’re a dork Dan, I think you got your body types wrong.
And that body builder is not real. I refuse to believe that it could possibly be a human being….scary.
hahah i think almost all of your pictures don’t match the description. however, i think thin/thin and toned.
Average.
I find it funny how ladies get themselves all in a fuss over a guys view on body types.
here’s the correct descriptions: 1. emaciated 2. muscular 3. supermodel 4. wtf? 5.average with huge boobs 6. average with huge boobs 7. chubby
I love how you specifically said, according to BMI charts.
Call me stupid, but I don’t see anything wrong with your labels. Just because most women do not look like the “average woman” mean that that isn’t average. I’ve always seen average as to what most women should aspire to look like when they decide to make a diet change. Average, as in good health, a healthy BMI. If the average person was obese, would we label differently? No, because the labels are determined by our BMI and health.
The thick girl is just curvy, and I think that’s hot.
God forbid having large boobs! I guess anything higher than a C cup makes you thick, chubby, or obese.
the thin girl is skeletal and the “average” girl is underweight… and a supermodel… and the thin and toned girl is JACKED! and there is no curvy or pear or apple or anthing like that
but according to THE WORDS and not the photos I would say thin and toned, or curvy(which I know isn’t here)
it made me realise though that there is such a range and they are all great pretty much!! the same for guys! its about healthy.
“thin”is too thin “thin and Toned” is toned but not thin “average” is WAY above average “muscular” is scary “thick” is top heavy “chubby” is big chested “obese” is average
@bboy_Nate - i KNOW!! I totally called it and said this would happen!
Wow, that is definitely not average (at least in America anyhow). And the “obese” girl is not even average. The thin girl looks sick, and needs to eat a pizza.
wish i looked half as good as that ‘obese’ woman. excuse me, but if you’re going to make a sarcastic joke about female body types at least carry it through to the male body types as well.
@Losertastic - haha everything you said about each photo is so right!
boobs!
#5
@isitreal_no - lol thanks, i thought it was just me! but looking through the other comments, i guess not
omg. the muscular.. that’s just- lol.
the thin girl is just unappealing looking..
*sigh*
dan.. so I’m what, thick? chubby? lovely!
average, thick, or chubby as represented in this post which in real life would be thin, curvy and thick.
tsk tsk dan, you are totally biased against guys. i notice you have much better pictures and the “obese” lady has a big dress to cover up her body.
@Losertastic - totally agree, i don’t think any of those are correct…except #4. definetly muscular. but 5 and 6 are not thick or chubby, just large breasted. number 1, anorexic. number 3, slim. I don’t see an “average” looking woman. To me they all look good because they “work’in it”.
@riot_as_rain - hahaha they are definitely workin’ it! but muscular just…scares me. i think it’s taking the category a liiiittle too seriously…
@bboy_Nate - the dude ones were much more accurate, personally i don’t really care :p
I love that this is the second time you’ve done this and people are still freaking out..
why are they all white? way to maintain eurocentric standards of beauty Dan
this has got to be a joke. the “thin” girl is DEFINITELY anorexic. the average one is THIN.. the chubby and thick ones both have big boobs and are not chubby or thick.. the muscular one is quite an exaggeration, and the obese one is chubby.
Is #4 a female?
holy shit, i’m beyond obese.
i’m like, the size of the earth.
2 is my favorite and 7 is runner up. if that is obese, then eat them pork rinds momma cuz i’m comin’ home.
I cannot believe I am even replying to this Mr. Man… the least you could have done was found some pictures that accurately portrayed the various ‘body-types’ of women. Chubby…? C’mon Dan, we all know that you can do better.
My husband paid me the bestest complement….that he loved me no matter what package I came in. )
ARE U JOKING???!?!? wow….i am sorta annoyed at this!!!
I like my ladies with meat on them. more to grab. and your pictures suck btw. Marilyn Monroe is thick. This chick can range from thick to chubby. and you know that’s not how a typical thin person looks. Shame on you.
The breasts on that chubby chick can’t be authentic.
Average.
Thick! Like the dark haired girl, Natalie in the movie Love Actually!
so you want people to tell you that having an obese bmi is very attractive, and really not obese at all, and that people should find chubby / “average” women sexy, instead of the stereotype of finding women who are thin or have a healthy bmi. Kind of like the “real women have curves” nonsense. Women don’t have to look like models to be attractive, nor do they have to be obese or even overweight. The women you have categorized as thin and muscular and even toned are definitely below what is considered ideal bmi for women, but many female athletes are, but in a perfectly healthy way. but whatever, good luck fishing for reassurance for all those overweight, high fat percentage women who can think, at least people find them attractive, even if their health is poor.
5,6,3, in that order. But I’ve dated all but #4.
Whooooaaaaaa number three is so not average!!
First of all, you should have a woman pick the pictures that go along with the specific body types you are requesting votes for. Because for sure, “chubby isn’t chubby” and a few other little things. And..my personal opinion. You can be whatever. Ever if you are heavy and confident, you are good. It is all about rocking who you are with confidence. A man won’t see anything else. Don’t get me wrong, if you look like you were hit by a bus…you better go 100% on that ass cuz that is all you can offer to catch a man’s attention as it usually doesn’t go personality then looks.
and..all the girls on your post are hottt…
3 and 5 personally for me. but i don’t mind them all
@Losertastic - I totally agree. None of these women seem to fit the category that they are supposed to represent. None of them are overweight except for the one in the obese category. The thick and chubby photos just are women with big boobs. Big boobs does not overweight make.
Whaaaa?? These are confuzzling and false body types.
I’m told that I’m thin and toned, but I do not look as bulky as that girl you described.
Bad pictures. Thin but toned.
hahahahahha i love this post ahahahahhaahahha
I like first three… specially thin. I have always been fascinated by ethereal types of girls like models, rhythmic gymnasts and ballet dancers.
Thick here in the UK means dumb and with her being blonde too…*tuts* lol
For the pictures here…the “thin” (1) and “muscular” (4) are gross. The rest are pretty hot.
Now, enjoy the hellstorm headed your way from all the angry women for improperly labeling here.
Damn THICK makes me a little bit wet, not even gonna lie.
I prefer “Thin and Toned” )
Each body tone is attractive except for the musclar and thin types. They are both a bit deformed. A woman’s beauty is not necessarily defined by her body type.
lets just say i’d fuck 2, 3, 5 and probably 6 if she had a nice face. apart from that i’m staying away from what constitutes thin, average or fat.
average
@Losertastic - Agreed 100% : I didn’t think any of these were accurate either. I’m thin but I do NOT look anorexic… nor do I look average or like “thin and toned”. That chubby girl is NOT chubby.
I choose stacy keibler’s body type. slim, toned and proportionate. not a fan of fake boobs or overly huge boobs.
I find it hilarious that you think a Victoria’s Secret Model’s body is “average”
I think this post is trying to show women the way other women view them…. the guys I know, and especially my husband, do NOT like ultra skinny girls. My husband would puke at 1– he would much sooner tell me I’m too thin than overweight. The girl you call “thick” would be voted most attractive by my guy- hands down. For example, he thinks Mariah Carey is gorgeous and Victoria Beckham looks like a starved 12 year old. If a big bust makes a girl “thick” or “chubby”, then most guys like thick girls. Why not ask a REAL guy to categorize these women? I bet you’d be surprised.
I think thin & tone
If you put “Thick” and “Average” together, that’s my body type.
I do have rather large breasts, toned stomach, and my boyfriend assures me I have skinny legs. But i have to agree, the “Average” girl, is photoshopped. Not actually Average. Neither is the “Thick” girl.
Muscular! Oh that body builder type is just soooo heavenly!
I like 5 and 7 the best. Your categories aren’t very realistic, though. Was that, perhaps, the point?
-Kris
Ridiculous. They’re all thin except for chubby and obese, and chubby=average, and obese=overweight. I don’t see any obesity here.
The correct answer is, “You look beautiful, honey.”
You have a better eye for the men than the women.
In defense of the muscular girl. I was at a seminar where I met a Canadian body builder. There were five of us at our table and she looked as normal as any woman in the room. She showed us pictures from one of her competitions and wow, what a difference. Like the male body builders, these women pump-up for pictures. That’s why you get a photo like the one here. They don’t walk around looking like that. In normal life they don’t walk around pumped up. It’s just when they compete.
Where would I fall in these categories?
lmao this is a joke
I think you might have mislabeled some of the pictures
Thick!
Category examples are off on this one.
You can’t possibly be serious. Either this is a joke, some kind of perverse amusement, or you’re just not as bright as I always thought you were.
okay thin looks ANOREXIC and it’s gross. I would say thin is skinny I mean XS size but this is gross !
This is ludicrous. I beg of you to elaborate in your second entry rather than contribute irresponsibly to the body image crisis.
I think it’s kinda funny that most of them have huge boobs..
I don’t see much difference between 2, 3 and 5 except maybe the boobs. Color me surprised. #6 looks more buxom than chubby and #7 looks more chubby than obese. Female body image is not just a female problem, it seems.
This is going to sound odd, but I know he’s done this in the past and he was criticized for the pictures he chose. The thing is, he goes by BMI charts which would be the standards above as measured in “health”. What if people found either their own pictures on the internet as suggestions or even took their own that they feel better fits the categories?
I love how you wrote, “according to BMI standards’ next to the obese woman. Us women are a feisty lot, huh?
#5… but that is not considered “thick” in my book.
Umm..I hardly think #3 is “average” at all. lol But choosing ideal female body type from the pictures alone, I would say it’s a tie between the “average (#3)” or “thick (#5).
If thats average, fuck. I’d love to be it.
the pictures aren’t very representative…
I find it really funny how offended everyone is with this.
You clearly had a purpose in selecting these photos. Anyway, I think 2, 3, 5 and 6 all have pretty great bodies.
I like a variety…..
Thin & Toned and Average look almost the same..anyway I prefer thin and toned..or thick. Bones aren’t beautiful…it’s no fun for a guy that thinks he might break you if he has sex with you. Well guys with common sense anyway.
What rock are you living under?
My second-grade teacher was what I would characterize as ‘tall, blond, and willowy’ and while I like women from all types, I’ve always remembered my second-grade teacher. She certainly meant a lot to me back before 1940, and I still remember her. She was a true lady. The very finest!
2, 3, 5
I am 77 years old. All women look good now.
No one in these pics is obese.
3.
two.
i want my body be like that thin and tone. Yum… yum… why is it that women are responding the most not the men? lol… but i agree with @crazy2love -
its a tough call between the muscular one and the emaciated one.
you suck at selecting body type pictures. They are all wrong.
As well as a majority of the people commenting: They are labelled wrong. NO wonder women have body image problems.
Honestly, Imma have to say average to thick… I don’t think it’s necessary for women to be anorexic or a size 0-2… size 6-10 is good for me.
@Unstoppable_Inner_Strength - thank you! My gosh, you gave me a confidence boost. I am FAT, yes… but, I’ve never felt “obese…” the BMI tells me that not only am I obese, but it goes quite a bit over the obese line… I don’t even weigh 200 lbs… I’m 5’5ish… come on!
This blog is just stupid. The thin girl is anorexic, and I don’t think you know the definition of “obese”. What’s morbidly obese to you then? If 30% of Americans are obese… Lol
@sunniiedays - He gets A LOT of shit wrong. So, yes. This is just one more thing he’s clueless about. LOL!
@Winsa - I gave you a conficence boost? Good. You’re welcome?
@orangemirrors - @valeriexoxjoleen - Amen. Yep. I’m pretty sure he did a very similar post a while ago. And even though the consensus was pretty strong that he had fucked up what constitutes “obese” he still hasn’t changed a bit. He’s stubborn like the ass he is.
im thinking he did this on purpose to be an asshole again (hopefully) my bmi says im average but shit i wish i looked like that average girl. god christina hendricks has massive boobs. only chubby thing about her. anyway my body type isnt on her because im not as skinny as the average or thick girl and im not as chubby as the “obese” girl. and i cant even compare myself to christina hendricks because of her insane hourglass figure and wow her boobs are so big. in summary, its not funny its just frustrating.
you call it thick, but i call it voluptuous and curvy. guys like curves.
Average.
@Baseballchik138 - you should try looking up the definition of average before you spew a paragraph about how Marisa Miller could possibly be considered as so.
“Just because most women do not look like the “average woman” mean that that isn’t average”
I hope you realize that you contradicted yourself. The very definition of average is being the statistical norm. It’s what most human beings are, not what they should aspire to be. Average does not necessarily correlate with healthy, nor is it anything close to a VS supermodel. Oh, and I highly doubt Marisa Miller has a healthy BMI. Not to say she’s not healthy, but that your argument make no sense.
It seems that you catagorzed by boobs, but I think you were a little bit off dude. If you werent catagorizing them by boobs, then I’m a little worried for you.
The average, thick and chubby girls are all the same!!! That ‘chubby’ actress is on Mad Men- SHe has TITS NOT FAT!!!! she is being hailed as a curvey woman as she has the FIGURE with a slender waist!!! THe Thick girl has a waist like mine and im not thick, The thing girl was anorexic, and the obese girl was just a bit chubby!!!! HOLY CRAP.
1 is frail/anorexic
2 is more on the just muscular side not really thin at all3 is most def. not average. she’s more on the thin, but toned side.4 is just fucking ripped and gross.5 isn’t thick she just has big tits6 is more “thick”and 7 is chubby. you got this allllllllll wrong.
in which universe is marrisa miller’s body type considered average.
2,3,5
1 really only works when they’re still girls. All females like harden after a time. I’m a size chubby 7, but I used to be a cute 5.
I would rather have thick, well. Maybe just that particular girl.
…..really?
hahaah this is ridiculously typical and biased coming from a guy.
I want to be a man in the world where the “average” woman is built like that.
lol. you’ve done this post before. I love how all the comments are the same. OMGZ the obese woman is not obese. You had obese men/more realistic depictions for the men. LOL. This time I am going to pick the muscular one. All women should look like Sheborg.
the thin girl is anorexic the thin and toned girl is the most normal but the average girl is NOT average by an means. the thick girl has huge boobs. none of these are realistic
this makes me wince. never let the women know what we all think and expect. we’d never hear the end of it.
these are awful pictures and they don’t represent the body types that you’re labeling them as at all.
your thick girl I’d consider average
AVERAGE!? THAT is average? Wow I am obese then….. inaccurate, so I won’t be voting…..
my god, this disgusts me. number 3, average? you’re ridiculous.
MUSCULAR!!! >:D
Who is that in number 1? Because we need to call some help for her very soon.
I think all the rest look just fine……though the muscular lady is not for me lol
This seems a little realistic. I look like picture “thick” but with C cups. She looks like a D cup. People can never guess my right weight. So I guess these pics can be realistic?
Hah all the girls are mad. I really hope that muscular one isn’t real.
That woman is not obese >.>
picture three and five may as well be the same girl, 3 isn’t average and 5 is NOT thick. at all.
@Losertastic - ha i hope it’s a joke too. you’re totally right.
Your examples are ridiculous. None of them are “typical” for the type that you’ve labeled them:
1. annorexic 2. could be a fitness trainer or even a fitness MODEL 3. and 5. are nearly EXACTLY the same. Both look like swimsuit/lingerie models. 4. seriously? ridiculous. 5. see #3 6. actress beautiful, and slim w/HUGE (probably fake) boobs. how would I know? because slim women don’t generally have big boobs. 7. a plus-size model, which would make her a size 12, at most, and still smaller than a lot of women.
I clicked on this title hoping to find something really interesting. All it is is comments (rightly) saying how whack the picture choices are. Disappointing.
And Marisa Miller (VS model)? Average? I think not.
Sure, I’m probably going to get yelled at for this, but I liked the thin one best.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
You’ve got these pictures alll wrong man! Well, except for maybe the muscular chick… but that is just… something else. No me gusta!
That’s thick? It’s no wonder young girls starve themselves. And that is NOT chubby, that is thick. I would fit in with what you call thick. I wish I was what you call chubby.
haha, i love how a victoria’s secret model is described as “average”
I’d take ‘em all except the thin and muscular one.
#1 – NO. #2 – Yes #3 – Very yes #4 – Why is that castrated man wearing a bra? #5 – Would definitely motorboat. #6 – Would motorboat her all night long! #7 – Would hit it any day.
Women are supposed to be a little thicker than men.
wtf lol
#3 because I’m pretty sure that’s Marisa Miller.
I’m guessing at the moment, all the women here want to be the muscular one. Just so they can beat the shit out of you. =)
I’m assuming you aready know about perpetuating the body image problems for women, and either used this to point them out, or just don’t give a shit.
Either way…meh. I’ll just stay in my own body, thanks.
I’m going to have to hop on the bandwagon and agree that these pictures poorly portray the different body types. Especially the chubby one… she’s not chubby, she just had boobs the men drool over, because no plastic surgeon could ever make boobs like that, they’re boobs that only god could make. Also, what does “thick” mean? I don’t think that girl looks “thick”.
I don’t know, I realize it’s hard to get good pictures to positively portray the different classifications, but these are just bad… “thick” has the same body type as “thin and toned”, but with less of a tan and without exercise apparel.
Also, I’m a women, but thin and toneds is what I aspire for.
I think your number 7 is actually “normal” by today’s statistics. And #6 is divine. Love her. Wish I was her.
Uh the average pic is definitely thin, and the thick and chubby don’t look right at all. Those pics don’t go with the descriptions.
Scroll.. No korean pop singer body type..
My face
Should probably change the title to “MY Ideal Female Body Type”, and change all the pictures to 1.
And when did Marisa Miller come to be considered average? you’re an idiot.
I like mine to have a penis. (;
I agree with @Losertastic … oopsie. I am so VERY upset that I missed the last post. ):
lmao wtf with the pics
All of these pictures are horribly off.
Hahaha….this is ridiculous. So much more unrealistic than the “men’s figures”.
I think this should be changed to Boobs type and not body type.
honestly I like the whole list, but for my personal ideal, I’m saying a hybrid of #s 4 & 5.. I like THICK, with significant muscle tone..
Why are so few people actually giving opinions on the question, and just attacking it?
I like #1, but I’m a bit screwed up in the head.
As for “average” being something no woman could naturally look like, I do know girls who look like that. No surgery involved. Although I agree this doesn’t look average. Still, in today’s standards, I suppose it would be.
I’d love it if I could just like my body no matter what, but I just can’t seem to >.<
thin and toned!
this amused me because (a) marissa miller is farrr from average and (b) you have an obesity caveat. ’cause you know some bitches are going to flay you for that one.
According to BMI me and the first chick are the exact same sept I am nowhere near that boney and odd looking (this is not just my distorted body-image talking and yes I looked up her BMI when she first became an issue), and I have D boobs. I won’t even bitch about how badly you failed here though…
I’m a little offended that the thick and chubby are both focusing on their breasts instead of their actual bodies. Actually, average and thick look the same, just the thick is focused more on her breasts and the average is focused on the whole body.
You can tell by her collar bone, that the “chubby” girl is just an average woman that’s stacked like a game of Jenga. Try again mate.
no4 why??? her head looks almost photoshopped on. ewwww.
I thought I was average but I look nothing like Marissa Miller. Either I need to re-evaluate my body or you need to post accurate pictures depicting what an average or thick person actually looks like.
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THICK!
wait sorry i feel like none of these pictures are quite right. the “thin” girl looks anorexic, the “average” girl is most definitely NOT average and the “thick” girl just has huge boobs!
is this a joke i’m misinterpreting?
You did this already.
With just as bad pictures to represent the groups.And got yelled at by tons of women.
Sooo just hope you’re ready for round two
b/c these are not realistic at all.
The one you consider “thick.” It may just be the boobs, I don’t know. Or the “average” one.
And am I just seeing things, or does the girl in number two have cameltoe?
Dan Dan Dan.
You have your body types wrong. Number 6 is average, 7 (8) is curvy, and 5 is not thick. For the men, obese was a huge fat man with a giant stomach, and the last woman here is not the same.
I’m sure you did this on purpose.
hahah
Your entry honestly bothers me. What you posted as “average” is anything but. No female naturally has a body like that- or even close.
i’m with most of the girls that are gonna yell at you for this post.
this is unreal.
@crazy2love - ‘Course he did… he did the same thing last time. lol
Dan, I’m not even going to bother correcting you. Mostly because I know you did it on purpose, but secondly because I know you’re going to get angry comments from half the women here. hehe
If Marisa Miller is average, well, damn, I like average.
I like the “chubby” one. I’m more attracted to hair color than body type.
anything but muscular lol that scares the crap out of me
Five through 8, especially 6 and 8. Eight is obese??? And where is 7? But honestly, try to find some pics of real average women not celebrities.
honestly? I’d like to look like the thin onem but looking at other people, I like the average one. I’m one strange cookie.
there are too many different characteristics to do a post for women.
thick girls could be more average looking, or more muscular. thick girls sometimes ARE muscular. muscular girls could be thin. chubby could be thick.
ahhh! you just can’t dan
Christina Hendricks is way too hot to be considered chubby. Wait, I’m female. *Cough well it’s true, and yes I’m straight*
average
By the way… the added note about the BMI charts… that’s a crock of shit. There are many cultures and ethnicities that have larger women and embrace that body type. I also remember a post done by SerenaDante a while back, saying that heavier women have been more embraced throughout history. It wasn’t until the corset came along in the 1700s that people craved being super thin.
all except thin and muscular. lol.
Yes please.
hmmmm i dunno if you placed some of those pictures right lol
but Id say the one under average.
thick and chubby are not realisic at all.
they both just have huge boobs.
Obviously this post is not about the pics you chose but you really need to re-evaluate your definition of average/chubby/thick. Your pic you have for the average girl is actually a VS model lol… Anyways, I think the male ideal would be average-thick. Most guys supposedly chose a size 10 girl over a size 0 in some weird poll. I’d choose thin/toned which is what I’m going for.
I think this is just the way women see themselves. Like, the “average” girl probably just thinks she’s average when in reality she’s thin. And the “thick” girl thinks she’s thick when she’s average. The “obese” girl thinks she’s obese when she’s just chubby/fat. Amiright?
playing with fire dude.
Haha how come all the ladies complain about these pictures not being realistic while the dudes don’t care about theirs? =D
I’ll take 2, 3, 5 Alex.
I thought you already did this post already?
They’re all fine. The ideal type is the type of the girl I love, regardless of what it is.
if #3 is average #6 is chubby, i’m going to have to kill myself. here’s to hoping #5 wins.
i hope this was supposed to be some kind of satire. LOL
I like the ones that have a penis… oh wait… that’s MEN!
I think women look best overweight by the BMI charts. I’m not talking like 300 lb blob women, I mean women with some serious curves. They look huggable, which makes the perfect friend
oh, but btw, i think christina hendricks (the one you called chubby? when she’s not at ALL chubby) has the best body. i mean, she has a serious hourglass going on but that does NOT equal chubby.
If that girl is average, I want to be average!
i think 5 is kinda chubby and 2 is slightly thick, i prefer average…exellent example btw
yet another post written only to yield more visitors and comments by trying to get people riled up. yawn.
If Christina Hendricks is chubby, then I guess that is lol. You’re a dork Dan, I think you got your body types wrong.
And that body builder is not real. I refuse to believe that it could possibly be a human being….scary.
hahah i think almost all of your pictures don’t match the description. however, i think thin/thin and toned.
Average.
I find it funny how ladies get themselves all in a fuss over a guys view on body types.
here’s the correct descriptions:
1. emaciated
2. muscular
3. supermodel
4. wtf?
5.average with huge boobs
6. average with huge boobs
7. chubby
I love how you specifically said, according to BMI charts.
Call me stupid, but I don’t see anything wrong with your labels. Just because most women do not look like the “average woman” mean that that isn’t average. I’ve always seen average as to what most women should aspire to look like when they decide to make a diet change. Average, as in good health, a healthy BMI. If the average person was obese, would we label differently? No, because the labels are determined by our BMI and health.
The thick girl is just curvy, and I think that’s hot.
God forbid having large boobs! I guess anything higher than a C cup makes you thick, chubby, or obese.
the thin girl is skeletal and the “average” girl is underweight… and a supermodel… and the thin and toned girl is JACKED! and there is no curvy or pear or apple or anthing like that
but according to THE WORDS and not the photos I would say thin and toned, or curvy(which I know isn’t here)
it made me realise though that there is such a range and they are all great pretty much!! the same for guys! its about healthy.
“thin”is too thin
“thin and Toned” is toned but not thin
“average” is WAY above average
“muscular” is scary
“thick” is top heavy
“chubby” is big chested
“obese” is average
@bboy_Nate - i KNOW!! I totally called it and said this would happen!
Wow, that is definitely not average (at least in America anyhow). And the “obese” girl is not even average. The thin girl looks sick, and needs to eat a pizza.
wish i looked half as good as that ‘obese’ woman. excuse me, but if you’re going to make a sarcastic joke about female body types at least carry it through to the male body types as well.
@Losertastic - haha everything you said about each photo is so right!
boobs!
#5
@isitreal_no - lol thanks, i thought it was just me! but looking through the other comments, i guess not
omg. the muscular.. that’s just-
lol.
the thin girl is just unappealing looking..
*sigh*
dan..
so I’m what, thick? chubby? lovely!
average, thick, or chubby as represented in this post
which in real life would be thin, curvy and thick.
tsk tsk dan, you are totally biased against guys.
i notice you have much better pictures and the “obese” lady has a big dress to cover up her body.
@Losertastic - totally agree, i don’t think any of those are correct…except #4. definetly muscular. but 5 and 6 are not thick or chubby, just large breasted. number 1, anorexic. number 3, slim. I don’t see an “average” looking woman. To me they all look good because they “work’in it”.
@riot_as_rain - hahaha they are definitely workin’ it! but muscular just…scares me.
i think it’s taking the category a liiiittle too seriously…
@bboy_Nate - the dude ones were much more accurate, personally i don’t really care :p
I love that this is the second time you’ve done this and people are still freaking out..
why are they all white? way to maintain eurocentric standards of beauty Dan
@Losertastic - i completely agree!!!
this has got to be a joke. the “thin” girl is DEFINITELY anorexic. the average one is THIN.. the chubby and thick ones both have big boobs and are not chubby or thick.. the muscular one is quite an exaggeration, and the obese one is chubby.
Is #4 a female?
holy shit, i’m beyond obese.
i’m like, the size of the earth.
2 is my favorite and 7 is runner up. if that is obese, then eat them pork rinds momma cuz i’m comin’ home.
I cannot believe I am even replying to this Mr. Man… the least you could have done was found some pictures that accurately portrayed the various ‘body-types’ of women. Chubby…? C’mon Dan, we all know that you can do better.
My husband paid me the bestest complement….that he loved me no matter what package I came in.
)
ARE U JOKING???!?!? wow….i am sorta annoyed at this!!!
I like my ladies with meat on them. more to grab.
and your pictures suck btw.
Marilyn Monroe is thick.
This chick can range from thick to chubby.
and you know that’s not how a typical thin person looks. Shame on you.
The breasts on that chubby chick can’t be authentic.
Average.
Thick! Like the dark haired girl, Natalie in the movie Love Actually!
so you want people to tell you that having an obese bmi is very attractive, and really not obese at all, and that people should find chubby / “average” women sexy, instead of the stereotype of finding women who are thin or have a healthy bmi. Kind of like the “real women have curves” nonsense. Women don’t have to look like models to be attractive, nor do they have to be obese or even overweight. The women you have categorized as thin and muscular and even toned are definitely below what is considered ideal bmi for women, but many female athletes are, but in a perfectly healthy way. but whatever, good luck fishing for reassurance for all those overweight, high fat percentage women who can think, at least people find them attractive, even if their health is poor.
5,6,3, in that order. But I’ve dated all but #4.
Whooooaaaaaa number three is so not average!!
First of all, you should have a woman pick the pictures that go along with the specific body types you are requesting votes for. Because for sure, “chubby isn’t chubby” and a few other little things. And..my personal opinion. You can be whatever. Ever if you are heavy and confident, you are good. It is all about rocking who you are with confidence. A man won’t see anything else. Don’t get me wrong, if you look like you were hit by a bus…you better go 100% on that ass cuz that is all you can offer to catch a man’s attention as it usually doesn’t go personality then looks.
and..all the girls on your post are hottt…
3 and 5 personally for me. but i don’t mind them all
@Losertastic - I totally agree. None of these women seem to fit the category that they are supposed to represent. None of them are overweight except for the one in the obese category. The thick and chubby photos just are women with big boobs. Big boobs does not overweight make.
Whaaaa?? These are confuzzling and false body types.
I’m told that I’m thin and toned, but I do not look as bulky as that girl you described.
Bad pictures. Thin but toned.
hahahahahha i love this post ahahahahhaahahha
I like first three… specially thin. I have always been fascinated by ethereal types of girls like models, rhythmic gymnasts and ballet dancers.
Thick here in the UK means dumb and with her being blonde too…*tuts* lol
For the pictures here…the “thin” (1) and “muscular” (4) are gross. The rest are pretty hot.
Now, enjoy the hellstorm headed your way from all the angry women for improperly labeling here.
Damn THICK makes me a little bit wet, not even gonna lie.
I prefer “Thin and Toned”
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Each body tone is attractive except for the musclar and thin types. They are both a bit deformed. A woman’s beauty is not necessarily defined by her body type.
lets just say i’d fuck 2, 3, 5 and probably 6 if she had a nice face. apart from that i’m staying away from what constitutes thin, average or fat.
average
@Losertastic - Agreed 100% : I didn’t think any of these were accurate either. I’m thin but I do NOT look anorexic… nor do I look average or like “thin and toned”. That chubby girl is NOT chubby.
I choose stacy keibler’s body type. slim, toned and proportionate. not a fan of fake boobs or overly huge boobs.
http://img.listal.com/image/380125/600full-stacy-keibler.jpg
Muscular. I like my women with a mustache.
Thick.
I find it hilarious that you think a Victoria’s Secret Model’s body is “average”
I think this post is trying to show women the way other women view them…. the guys I know, and especially my husband, do NOT like ultra skinny girls. My husband would puke at 1– he would much sooner tell me I’m too thin than overweight. The girl you call “thick” would be voted most attractive by my guy- hands down. For example, he thinks Mariah Carey is gorgeous and Victoria Beckham looks like a starved 12 year old. If a big bust makes a girl “thick” or “chubby”, then most guys like thick girls.
Why not ask a REAL guy to categorize these women? I bet you’d be surprised.
I think thin & tone
If you put “Thick” and “Average” together, that’s my body type.
I do have rather large breasts, toned stomach, and my boyfriend assures me I have skinny legs.
But i have to agree, the “Average” girl, is photoshopped. Not actually Average.
Neither is the “Thick” girl.
Muscular! Oh that body builder type is just soooo heavenly!
I like 5 and 7 the best. Your categories aren’t very realistic, though.
Was that, perhaps, the point?
-Kris
Ridiculous. They’re all thin except for chubby and obese, and chubby=average, and obese=overweight. I don’t see any obesity here.
The correct answer is, “You look beautiful, honey.”
You have a better eye for the men than the women.
In defense of the muscular girl. I was at a seminar where I met a Canadian body builder. There were five of us at our table and she looked as normal as any woman in the room. She showed us pictures from one of her competitions and wow, what a difference. Like the male body builders, these women pump-up for pictures. That’s why you get a photo like the one here. They don’t walk around looking like that. In normal life they don’t walk around pumped up. It’s just when they compete.
Where would I fall in these categories?
lmao this is a joke
I think you might have mislabeled some of the pictures
Thick!
Category examples are off on this one.
You can’t possibly be serious. Either this is a joke, some kind of perverse amusement, or you’re just not as bright as I always thought you were.
okay thin looks ANOREXIC and it’s gross. I would say thin is skinny I mean XS size but this is gross !
@Losertastic - I agree. I don’t get it. At all.
This is ludicrous. I beg of you to elaborate in your second entry rather than contribute irresponsibly to the body image crisis.
I think it’s kinda funny that most of them have huge boobs..
I don’t see much difference between 2, 3 and 5 except maybe the boobs. Color me surprised. #6 looks more buxom than chubby and #7 looks more chubby than obese. Female body image is not just a female problem, it seems.
I think we should go with what got us here….
http://cdn.physorg.com/newman/gfx/news/hires/2008/austriansfet.jpg
This is going to sound odd, but I know he’s done this in the past and he was criticized for the pictures he chose. The thing is, he goes by BMI charts which would be the standards above as measured in “health”. What if people found either their own pictures on the internet as suggestions or even took their own that they feel better fits the categories?
I love how you wrote, “according to BMI standards’ next to the obese woman. Us women are a feisty lot, huh?
#5… but that is not considered “thick” in my book.
Umm..I hardly think #3 is “average” at all. lol But choosing ideal female body type from the pictures alone, I would say it’s a tie between the “average (#3)” or “thick (#5).
If thats average, fuck. I’d love to be it.
the pictures aren’t very representative…
I find it really funny how offended everyone is with this.
You clearly had a purpose in selecting these photos.Â
Anyway, I think 2, 3, 5 and 6 all have pretty great bodies.
I like a variety…..
Thin & Toned and Average look almost the same..anyway I prefer thin and toned..or thick. Bones aren’t beautiful…it’s no fun for a guy that thinks he might break you if he has sex with you. Well guys with common sense anyway.
What rock are you living under?
My second-grade teacher was what I would characterize as ‘tall, blond, and willowy’ and while I like women from all types, I’ve always remembered my second-grade teacher. She certainly meant a lot to me back before 1940, and I still remember her. She was a true lady. The very finest!
2, 3, 5
I am 77 years old. All women look good now.
No one in these pics is obese.
3.
two.
i want my body be like that thin and tone. Yum… yum… why is it that women are responding the most not the men? lol… but i agree with @crazy2love -
its a tough call between the muscular one and the emaciated one.
you suck at selecting body type pictures. They are all wrong.
As well as a majority of the people commenting: They are labelled wrong. NO wonder women have body image problems.
Honestly, Imma have to say average to thick… I don’t think it’s necessary for women to be anorexic or a size 0-2… size 6-10 is good for me.
@Unstoppable_Inner_Strength - thank you! My gosh, you gave me a confidence boost. I am FAT, yes… but, I’ve never felt “obese…” the BMI tells me that not only am I obese, but it goes quite a bit over the obese line… I don’t even weigh 200 lbs… I’m 5’5ish… come on!
Fuck this post. The pictures are ridiculous.
Maybe I’m crazy, but I feel like I’m having a big déjà vu here. Didn’t you post basically this same post last winter, and everyone flipped out about the picture accuracy then too?
This blog is just stupid. The thin girl is anorexic, and I don’t think you know the definition of “obese”. What’s morbidly obese to you then? If 30% of Americans are obese…
Lol
@sunniiedays - He gets A LOT of shit wrong. So, yes. This is just one more thing he’s clueless about. LOL!
@Winsa - I gave you a conficence boost? Good. You’re welcome?
@orangemirrors - @valeriexoxjoleen - Amen. Yep. I’m pretty sure he did a very similar post a while ago. And even though the consensus was pretty strong that he had fucked up what constitutes “obese” he still hasn’t changed a bit. He’s stubborn like the ass he is.
@Unstoppable_Inner_Strength - lol, yes.
im thinking he did this on purpose to be an asshole again (hopefully)
my bmi says im average but shit i wish i looked like that average girl.
god christina hendricks has massive boobs. only chubby thing about her.
anyway my body type isnt on her because im not as skinny as the average or thick girl and im not as chubby as the “obese” girl. and i cant even compare myself to christina hendricks because of her insane hourglass figure and wow her boobs are so big.
in summary, its not funny its just frustrating.
you call it thick, but i call it voluptuous and curvy. guys like curves.
Average.
@Baseballchik138 - you should try looking up the definition of average before you spew a paragraph about how Marisa Miller could possibly be considered as so.
“Just because most women do not look like the “average woman” mean that that isn’t average”
I hope you realize that you contradicted yourself. The very definition of average is being the statistical norm. It’s what most human beings are, not what they should aspire to be. Average does not necessarily correlate with healthy, nor is it anything close to a VS supermodel. Oh, and I highly doubt Marisa Miller has a healthy BMI. Not to say she’s not healthy, but that your argument make no sense.
@IcECaT123 - My thoughts precisely.
prefer thin …
It seems that you catagorzed by boobs, but I think you were a little bit off dude. If you werent catagorizing them by boobs, then I’m a little worried for you.
3,5,6 all are nice.
@IcECaT123 - Yeah, he really is.
I have to believe you can do better then this.If this is a joke, I’m sure you can make it with more taste.You don’t strike me as a shock artist.
@bluepillorredpill - yeah, those pictures weren’t that great. #2 looked a bit muscular and i didn’t think 5 & 6 were that big.
lawlz.
@BoxesOfRoxes - The “obese” girl isn’t even fat!
that chubby girl is divine. jesus shes a cutie. who is that?
I like them all except obese, thin, and muscular. For myself, I would prefer to be the “average”, but with a smaller chest.
“Thick” by your pictures. “Average” by my vocabulary.
worst choice of photos you ever could have used to represent body types.
Your idea of average is a Victoria’s Secret model?Â
you call that chubby? mwahahahahha~~ !
I think 5 is the bests, but i think that it’s not thick. thats average. 3 is slim
@Losertastic - agreed! :3
Are you…retarded? o.O
WTF DAN????
The average, thick and chubby girls are all the same!!! That ‘chubby’ actress is on Mad Men- SHe has TITS NOT FAT!!!! she is being hailed as a curvey woman as she has the FIGURE with a slender waist!!!
THe Thick girl has a waist like mine and im not thick,
The thing girl was anorexic,
and the obese girl was just a bit chubby!!!! HOLY CRAP.
1 is frail/anorexic
2 is more on the just muscular side not really thin at all3 is most def. not average. she’s more on the thin, but toned side.4 is just fucking ripped and gross.5 isn’t thick she just has big tits6 is more “thick”and 7 is chubby.
you got this allllllllll wrong.
in which universe is marrisa miller’s body type considered average.
2,3,5
1 really only works when they’re still girls. All females like harden after a time. I’m a size chubby 7, but I used to be a cute 5.
@Losertastic - I COMPLETLY AGREE WITH YOU!!
@mkcraven92 - @animechrisy - LOL thanks! i didn’t mean it in a bad way, though
just sayin’!
thin and toned
I would rather have thick, well. Maybe just that particular girl.
…..really?
hahaah this is ridiculously typical and biased coming from a guy.
I want to be a man in the world where the “average” woman is built like that.
lol. you’ve done this post before. I love how all the comments are the same. OMGZ the obese woman is not obese. You had obese men/more realistic depictions for the men. LOL. This time I am going to pick the muscular one. All women should look like Sheborg.
the thin girl is anorexic the thin and toned girl is the most normal but the average girl is NOT average by an means. the thick girl has huge boobs. none of these are realistic
this makes me wince. never let the women know what we all think and expect.
we’d never hear the end of it.
these are awful pictures and they don’t represent the body types that you’re labeling them as at all.
your thick girl I’d consider average
AVERAGE!? THAT is average? Wow I am obese then….. inaccurate, so I won’t be voting…..
my god, this disgusts me. number 3, average? you’re ridiculous.
MUSCULAR!!! >:D
Who is that in number 1? Because we need to call some help for her very soon.
I think all the rest look just fine……though the muscular lady is not for me lol
This seems a little realistic. I look like picture “thick” but with C cups. She looks like a D cup. People can never guess my right weight. So I guess these pics can be realistic?
Hah all the girls are mad. I really hope that muscular one isn’t real.
That woman is not obese >.>
picture three and five may as well be the same girl, 3 isn’t average and 5 is NOT thick. at all.
@Losertastic - ha i hope it’s a joke too. you’re totally right.
Your examples are ridiculous. None of them are “typical” for the type that you’ve labeled them:
1. annorexic
2. could be a fitness trainer or even a fitness MODEL
3. and 5. are nearly EXACTLY the same. Both look like swimsuit/lingerie models.
4. seriously? ridiculous.
5. see #3
6. actress beautiful, and slim w/HUGE (probably fake) boobs. how would I know? because slim women don’t generally have big boobs.
7. a plus-size model, which would make her a size 12, at most, and still smaller than a lot of women.
I clicked on this title hoping to find something really interesting. All it is is comments (rightly) saying how whack the picture choices are. Disappointing.
And Marisa Miller (VS model)? Average? I think not.
Sure, I’m probably going to get yelled at for this, but I liked the thin one best.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
You’ve got these pictures alll wrong man! Well, except for maybe the muscular chick… but that is just… something else. No me gusta!
That’s thick? It’s no wonder young girls starve themselves. And that is NOT chubby, that is thick. I would fit in with what you call thick. I wish I was what you call chubby.
haha, i love how a victoria’s secret model is described as “average”
I’d take ‘em all except the thin and muscular one.
#1 – NO.
#2 – Yes
#3 – Very yes
#4 – Why is that castrated man wearing a bra?
#5 – Would definitely motorboat.
#6 – Would motorboat her all night long!
#7 – Would hit it any day.
Women are supposed to be a little thicker than men.
wtf lol
#3 because I’m pretty sure that’s Marisa Miller.
I’m guessing at the moment, all the women here want to be the muscular one. Just so they can beat the shit out of you. =)
I’m assuming you aready know about perpetuating the body image problems for women, and either used this to point them out, or just don’t give a shit.
Either way…meh. I’ll just stay in my own body, thanks.
I’m going to have to hop on the bandwagon and agree that these pictures poorly portray the different body types. Especially the chubby one… she’s not chubby, she just had boobs the men drool over, because no plastic surgeon could ever make boobs like that, they’re boobs that only god could make. Also, what does “thick” mean? I don’t think that girl looks “thick”.
I don’t know, I realize it’s hard to get good pictures to positively portray the different classifications, but these are just bad… “thick” has the same body type as “thin and toned”, but with less of a tan and without exercise apparel.
Also, I’m a women, but thin and toneds is what I aspire for.
I think your number 7 is actually “normal” by today’s statistics. And #6 is divine. Love her. Wish I was her.
Uh the average pic is definitely thin, and the thick and chubby don’t look right at all. Those pics don’t go with the descriptions.
Scroll..
No korean pop singer body type..
My face
Should probably change the title to “MY Ideal Female Body Type”, and change all the pictures to 1.
And when did Marisa Miller come to be considered average? you’re an idiot.
I like mine to have a penis. (;
I agree with @Losertastic … oopsie. I am so VERY upset that I missed the last post. ):
lmao wtf with the pics
All of these pictures are horribly off.
Hahaha….this is ridiculous. So much more unrealistic than the “men’s figures”.
I think this should be changed to Boobs type and not body type.
honestly I like the whole list, but for my personal ideal, I’m saying a hybrid of #s 4 & 5.. I like THICK, with significant muscle tone..
Why are so few people actually giving opinions on the question, and just attacking it?
I like #1, but I’m a bit screwed up in the head.
As for “average” being something no woman could naturally look like, I do know girls who look like that. No surgery involved. Although I agree this doesn’t look average. Still, in today’s standards, I suppose it would be.
I’d love it if I could just like my body no matter what, but I just can’t seem to >.<
thin and toned!
this amused me because (a) marissa miller is farrr from average and (b) you have an obesity caveat. ’cause you know some bitches are going to flay you for that one.
@IcECaT123 - Pretty much.
Yeah you failed epically at the pictures…
According to BMI me and the first chick are the exact same sept I am nowhere near that boney and odd looking (this is not just my distorted body-image talking and yes I looked up her BMI when she first became an issue), and I have D boobs. I won’t even bitch about how badly you failed here though…
I’m a little offended that the thick and chubby are both focusing on their breasts instead of their actual bodies. Actually, average and thick look the same, just the thick is focused more on her breasts and the average is focused on the whole body.
You can tell by her collar bone, that the “chubby” girl is just an average woman that’s stacked like a game of Jenga. Try again mate.
no4 why??? her head looks almost photoshopped on. ewwww.
I thought I was average but I look nothing like Marissa Miller. Either I need to re-evaluate my body or you need to post accurate pictures depicting what an average or thick person actually looks like.
I like the chubby one!
@Losertastic - Agreeeeed!
The ‘obese’ girl is more attractive to me and has the most ideal body type in my opinion.
#5!