April 2, 2011
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If You Were Invisible for 24 Hours. . .
I was listened to the radio this morning and they were talking about a survey of what people would do if they were invisible for 24 hours.
A certain group would check out the male/female locker room. Others would go spy on their significant other. Some would check out what their boss was saying behind closed doors.
If you were invisible for 24 hours, what would you do?
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Play a bunch of tricks on people, duh. That would be the most fun I can imagine you’d ever have being invisible.
Well, no point in being invisible if you stay honest, so probably something illegal. Or really annoying, like tripping people. That would probably be more fun, actually
Streak.
Listen to a whole ton of private conversations (hopefully in which they talked about me, but even something important and secret would be awesome). Sneak into someplace where I’m not normally allowed to go. Maybe steal something if I was feeling crazy enough.
Kill people.
And tripping the blind, then again, they can’t see you anyway. So, tripping the sighted.
Spy on Josie. And then hang out with her
Head over to the local police station and start hauling weed home. lol.
Dear Dan,
Oh, probably take off my clothes and take a little walk.
Michael F. Nyiri, poet, philosopher, fool
@PervyPenguin - Actually tripping the blind would be harder than tripping the sighted, because the blind have learnt to rely on their hearing rather than sight. They’ll hear you coming even if you tip-toed!
Oh, forgot.
EIGHTH. (and 10th)
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Hmm, am I with clothes to keep myself unnoticed? Can I walk through walls? That could change a lot.
take pictures of myself. what’s new.
Rob a bank? Is it bad that most of my ideas were illegal ones? Hehehehe.
Looking at tits and ass is such a lame thing to do. You act like tits and ass are such a hard thing to find…. You’ve gotta take advantage of the fact that people don’t know you are around. I would walk outside and listen to other people’s conversations and hear how couples talk when nobody else is around, or follow people whom I know in real life back home to see how they act in private, or just go to clubs and see how those guys who pick up chicks so easily do what they do.
Being invisible is probably the third super power I’d ever want, next to mind reading and future sight.
Ruin some really bad people’s day.
@Red_Apocalypse_Horse - Curses. Screw tripping, I’d rob a bank.
Go to the mall and just punch everyone in the dick, very hard.
I would stand on a street corner, I don’t care which one, and yell random phrases and profanities directed at young children and the elderly. Also, I would steal ice cream cones and throw them at passersby… wow, the possibilities are endless! That would be fun.
Probably just roam and observe people.
@TheInappropriateSkirt - that’s pretty much what I was about to type lol
Scarlet Johanson
My first thought was steal. I’ve never stolen a thing in my life, but maybe invisible me has lower inhibitions? I’d only steal from bad people…and some proceeds would go to charity.
I have always been cuious about what my friends Darik and Dylan do during the day. I would probably follow them around all day.
The Invisible Man, in Alan Moore’s League of Extraordinary Gentlemen helped himself to some fly honies at a local convent: http://www.bleedingcool.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/league-222×300.jpg
probably walk around in my undies. or naked!
and probably poke people and just be annoying in general
spy on people!
play jokes on random people
Stay silent the whole day. So no none would bother me.
what’s life without a lil gamble? hmn hmn hmn to be invisible in a polarbear den- now that would be worth something to me who cant see to be close enough and safe…so long as i kept my hands to myself…same thing with the locker rooming….wow. life’s worth the gamble that the truth is better off waited and shared- you get more anyways. oh but to be a little more rotten….delight in the flight of stair and those I don’t like.
I dreamed that I was invisible once. I went to school and ran up and down the halls screaming my head off, just to freak everyone out and make them think the place was haunted. It was a blast.
I’d whisper really fucked up things in people’s ears that would compel them to do horrible things, then scar some children for life, spend some time teabagging people’s meals at a local restaurant and finally I’d steal money from everyone I happened to come across.
Enjoy being in the public naked. I love being a nudist.
be naked. everywhere.
I would touch jude law inappropriately
I would get on a plane without a ticket and go somewhere far away.
Graffiti my whole town… and commit numerous other mischievous acts, muahahah.
No lie, I’d be a huge pervert.
shoplift
Cry. I would go to some place soft and quiet where others wouldn’t hear me and just cry.
paint my upper body blue and pretend to be a genie… a freeloading genie O.o (jokes)
I’d do some crazy stuff and mess with people’s head.
Nothing. I have no availabilities to do anything even if I had the desire to…. but I don’t. So nothing.
Walk onto a flight to Houston and see you.
Everyone is saying they’d run around naked, or be annoying. But me, I’d rather do something worth while. I’d hop on a plane and head on over to Europe, first class, for free.
i’d go straight for the Cash.
Hmm probaly sneak on a plane, steal, learn security codes, pretend to be a ghost and annoy people, steal some more…yeah lol
I would move objects around and make the people think they had a ghost around. Scare the daylights out of them. Then I would giggle so they could hear me and not be too afraid. Lol
Go to Starbucks and watch people react to a cup of coffee being consumed without seeing me.
I’d probably act like a ghost and scare the fuck out of people =)
I would probably spy on my ex
rape really hot people
I’d hang out with people naked.
Rob the bank
Well, there are some people around the corner who mistreat their dog…
Then I would probably follow people around to see what they do/talk about.
I am invisible. Nobody can hear or help me. They wouldn’t even put me in the paper, but they had the nerve to come and chase me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KEEXyRL0qE if i only could mkae a deal with god and get him to swap our places.
I am invisible. Nobody can hear or help me. They wouldn’t even put me in the paper, but they had the nerve to come and chase me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KEEXyRL0qE if i only could mkae a deal with god and get him to swap our places.
I would stalk the guy I’ve been crushing on hard for the last 5 years. And perhaps molest him a little ^.^
show me the money
Granted a supernatural power and the first thing people think of is to spy on their significant other? TERRIBLE!
Seek you out, find you and slap you silly..hehehe
1st I’d annoy all the morons I work with by tripping them, moving their shit around on them and letting loose some real good gas bombs. Then I’d catch a flight to somewhere warm, relax naked on the beach for an hour or two, fly back home and spy on my kids at school to see what their day is REALLY like when I’m not around, then maybe catch a movie and laugh out loud whenever I wanted to. I have it all planned out, just in case it happens. It’s a dream I have. *Tenting fingers with glee*
Go on Ghost Hunters and follow them around.
Dunno. Don’t feel like breaking the law. Can’t think of anyone I want to see unclothed. As cool as the whole thing sounds, I don’t know what I’d do with it. Head out into the wilderness maybe, even though animals would still hear and smell me coming.
The locker room. That is where I would be. Look out naked people!
@msreader - nothing interesting, that’s for sure.
Hop on a plane and go to Australia!
I would have fun playing with other people’s minds. Moving stuff…re-arranging stuff and them sit back and watch all the confusion break out just like Vincent Price does as “The Invisible Man” in the last scene of Abbott and Costello Meets Frankenstein.
Rob a few banks, steal some really expensive stuff from best buy and rob some rich peoples houses.
I would mess with a lot of people, it depends on what the day was but here is what I’d do.
1) Mess with my friends
2) Scare people
3)Listen to other peoples conversations
4)Go to places where I’m not allowed, I’m 17
5) Drive a car, it would freak people out
6) Go in an empty room and make noises, so people would think its haunted
7) Tap people’s shoulders
This list can go on and on.
@ANVRSADDAY - LOL, they would freak out and then they would call ghostbusters.
Steal.
Probally drive around hoping to find a police officer and have fun when they call in other police cars to figure out how the car is driving.
@YourOuterCritic - Me, too.
..Almost. Except, I would be willing to break the law by trespassing as I explored. I would travel by foot as far as I could go.
Steal things, smack an enemy in the head, and SPY on an alleged crush.
@galadrielspitcher - Funny!
I would be having some fun and do things that I would only do once anyway. Like skinny dipping :p Talk about an interesting question though.
Well, wouldn’t that just be the perfect opportunity to sit back and observe.. I wouldn’t want to hear what people say behind my back though. I just really don’t care. But I would definitely observe. Taking oneself out of the situation – out of the equation – Makes it a lot easier to decide if that’s where one ought to be.
I would probably see how my family would do in a day with out me and see how messy my house would get! and let my husband see how much I do at home that he never notices….
If I were invisible… hmm.. go on a one-sided date with Chace Crawford…
and my second thing would depend on the answer to this question..
If I am invisible? Can I be physically hurt? Say I jump off of a mountain.
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Ooo okay I have heard this discussion before and sneaking into movies was a suggestion that I would DEFINITELY TAKE.
I love going to the movie theater but tickets are ridiculously expensive so oh my god yes I would sneak into movie theaters.
prob watch people take showers lol
i would also prob smack alot of gay people on xanga
I have no idea… I’d probably see if my friends were talking about me. I’d definitely be naked the whole time. I’d go to the library that way- always though tit would be funny to be naked in the library. Also I went to s super conservative, legalistic college, I’d like to be naked there and just mess with stuff and try to find my old file and read it. The dean of women hate me… There are a couple houses in our neighborhood that have had some police attention lately. I’d probably check those out and see if I could bust them if they have anything to do with drugs.
I would walk around naked and go anywhere and everywhere. ;D
@xFgtxRainbowx - you’d be like Robin Hood, steal from the rich, give to the poor
I’d rob banks
I’d be an incubus and have a lot of sex with women while they’re asleep. Then I’d go to a scientific convention and make things fly at random and put the fear of something supernatural into scientists’ hearts. Then I’d go to a corn field and go make some cool signs that UFO’s make. Finally I would take some paparazzi pictures of Lady Gaga and sell them to newspapers for a lot of money. yeahh… don’t quote me on this later. This is just a “what if”
I’d, uh, I’d kick wiener dogs.
(Only fans of AVPM will understand that reference)
No, for realsies, I’d take a nice walk around the most public area possible with no clothes. And then make love with my SO because I imagine that would be incredibly trippy for him.
@Da__Vinci - good thinking, we tend to fetch to far.
i’ve always wanted to read people’s minds.. invisibility has no appeal for me.
Go out for a ride on my bike. Now that’d freak everyone out; a bike moving by itself! Haha.
I would definitely kick the living crap out of my DIL for what she’s doing to my son and my grandchildren!
Steal a bunch of money.
Go to my law school and figure out how to change the grades in the system.
kill you.
Pretty much spy on my crush and see if my preconceptions matched up with reality. This tactic would make it significantly easier to get over crushes I realize as people aren’t putting on fronts and masks. Go to my father’s workplace and see what he does everyday. Spy on my professors personal/social lives baha.
Randomly smack people in the back of the head.