August 23, 2011
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How To Cook Placenta
I was just reading a great article about how to cook placenta. Apparently it is healthy for you.
Step one is drain blood and blot dry.
Step two is to cook for a half hour.
Step three is Remove placenta from heat. Will resemble brisket. (You can see it is already looking yummy).
Step four is to chop into slivers and place in a dehydrator overnight. Here is the link: LinkNow times are tough. So be honest.
Would you eat placenta if you were paid $500,000?
Comments (84)
If it tasted good, uh yeah. I thought you were saying I would have to pay 500,000 to eat it and I was like fuck that, I can get cheaper delicacies.
$500,000? Sure.
dude, I’d eat placenta for like 20 bucks!…
Wait, they’d pay ME half a mil? I’d eat the whole baby for that.
Oh my gosh that is disgusting! I threw up a little bit just seeing that. :X
Maybe if it was seasoned. I hear the smoothies are a lot less gross-looking.
For $500,000? I would so badly want to say yes. I’d love that kind of money. But, yuck. I don’t know if I really could… If this was a real offer (darn!) I would probably give it a try, at least.
yes
That’s disgusting as all hell, but if I could be paid that much money just to eat something, I think I’d give it a try.
For that much, yeahhhh
I’d ask for the money up front, then not go through with it. #winning
It’s the same as eating beef jerky. Or cow livers. $500,000? I’d do it for less, I’m sure.
Yep
Yes.
I’d do it for free.
How much? A bite, the whole honkin’ thing? And placenta from what?
There are a lot of things to take into consideration. Do I have to cook it? Do I have to eat the whole thing? Is it considered cannibalism? If all the answers are no and the smell doesn’t make me puke, I might try a nibble for a half-million dollars.
eh, just put some hot sauce on it…it’ll taste okay no matter what
You know, some people have their placenta dried up and placed into capsules to take daily as a supplement to help avoid postpartum depression. Apparently it does work very well.
Lots of mother animals eat their placentas raw after they give birth. I have seen my cats do this when they had kittens. It can’t be that bad, especially cooked and dried. For 500 grand I’d give it a go.
I was going to try this recipe but you didn’t mention when you remove the fetus.
is this like an actual child’s placenta? i couldn’t do that if I got paid $500,000,000. maybe if it was like a cows, or pigs, or something a little less cannibalistic and insane.
uhm, ja. easily.
Wow, that’s a lot of money……i might consider eating my own. I can’t believe i’m actually saying that…eww. Would we still get the money even if we threw it up?
if it were not human and just one bite – yes.
Hell no. Maybe for a cool million.
I’ve had haggis, but that’s just ground up sheep lungs, heart and liver, stuffed in its stomach, not human guts.
I have standards!
it’s a delicacy in some countries.
You are implying that it would be so hard to do.
I would try it if it was MY placenta lol but it kinda freaks me out to think of eating someone elses placenta plus ive seen first hand (from having my daughter) what it looks like…
lol this doesn’t seem to be grossing people out as much as you thought it would.
Hell, I’d do it!
it looks like a piece of shit in the 3rd pic. maybe if they marinated it and made it look more appealing. garnish with cilantro and sliced lemons on the side of the plate
Gross. But I need the money so bring on the Placenta
Yes, I would. And your wife isn’t as bad as I thought she’d be!
Actually, I’m betting that that’s what a cave woman had to feast on at times. So yes.
“So, how did you get all that money to buy this mansion?”
“I ate a placenta.”
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I feel so much hatred right now, I could barely think.
Have you ever wanted to make someone suffer so bad, but my heart says, “you do this and you will have disgraced yourself a thousand fold.
I’m not talking about some bully who stole your lunch money.
The person who hurt me the most must pay. But how can I get revenge?
I can’t. Even if I were to become rich and famous. My deep wounds will still be there.
I thought I knew hatred. Fellow xangans, hatred has many levels of its own. My hatred is so deep, I can feel myself almost losing my mind, even when I’m calm.
I thought I knew what hatred was. My mother’s hatred for being a single parent for two kids at a young age is small in comparison. A black man’s hatred for his color skin which put him at a disadvantage is small in comparison.
The greatest evil I have witnessed, is when love turns to hate. To feel betrayed, when the one person you love the most hates you with a passion.
I understand if people hate me. But I saw a hatred so deep, just the fact that.. hate can be that powerful, has caused me to hate at a deeper level. I fell in love with her. Why couldn’t she just dislike me?
As the many times that my mother hit me, her frustrations were economical, and she took it out on me.
But to love someone who outright hates you is very painful. The scars it leaves.
My hatred… I hate so badly that hate exists in the first place. What really hurts, is that, this person showed so much hatred, not out of jealousy, but because she thought I was scum, ratshit.
How can someone think so low of another? How can someone look into your eyes and see garbage? How can there be so much hate if there is a god?
How can people be so happy. I will never ever be happy.
I feel so much hatred right now, my chest hurts.
Am I the only one disturbed by the sheer number of folks who automatically assumed the placenta in question was human…? 0_O
There are very, very few things I wouldn’t do for $500,000.
@P0RCELA1N_D0LL - But what if you don’t like the taste of lemons? I personally think a little cinnamon added to anything will help enhance the flavor. Maybe add a salad of baby arugula on the side and then I think we’ve got a super star dish.
Amazing what one person will do to be a comment whore
There is not enough money in the world … so much for having breakfast ick.
Thanks, I just finished my breakfast now. =[
and no I wouldn’t eat it for 5000 grand.
@Cayllesth - haha i was about to suggest the same thing. I heard great things about it. i wish i did it.
A human placenta? I’m not sure if I could.
I wonder if they can make it pear flavoured?
Just one bite, for that much? then maybe ahaa
EWWW? Depends on who’s placenta! Maybe my own but not anyone elses
@GodlessLiberal - I know, right?!
Yes, I’ll eat it for that amount of money. I hope it tastes as good as it looks (cooked).
for that much money? hell yes. I’d eat two for a million!!
I would. I’d probably cry and hurl and need some therapy… but I could afford the therapy with that much money… and college…so winning.
What is this world coming to?!
A lot of women encapsulate their placenta to take it post-partum. It’s supposed to help replenish nutrients and vitamins in your body, especially if you are breast feeding. I think it’s disgusting, encapsulated or otherwise.
@GodlessLiberal - Hahaha that made me crack up.
I would definitely it. It’d pay all my tuition ^.^
Why does it look like she’s in a hospital? The pictures alone shall give me nightmares tonight. (looking in the container) It does kind of look like the stuff they used to serve us in school though… I always wondered what happened to those folks expelled and never was seen again…
hell yes i would!!
There’s no need to bribe me into eating placenta; though I wouldn’t turn the money down either.
Cannabulism? How about “can-of-bull-ism?”
Heck yes I would, as long as I can add some seasoning or ketchup or something to it.
Hell yeah! I’d eat it for much less than that.
Maybe it’s my presupposition but I’m thinking HUMAN placenta and to be honest even if it was from acow I just can’t help butthink “NASTY” even in a nice Period and Habanero sauce with Red & yellow peppers cooked with it!
BUT even if it was a cow I’d still say no! And this is from someone who goes to the “Ma & Pa” meat market to get cow tongue and heart.
Sorry, but please don’t ‘spring’ for lunch.
Do I have to swallow?
Thanks for putting me off .. gross me out.
And the next item on the menu is the afterbirth of a Mongolian gang bang!
@pokemonloverfreak - I’ll also take a few dashes of cinnamon. salad seems more disgusting than the placenta j/k
Maybe chop it up and sprinkle it over a Pizza, tell me it’s seasoned pepperoni; sure, no problem
yep.
This reminds me of a joke where a lady was asked if she would have sex with a movie star for a million dollars. She quickly agreed. As a follow up she was asked what about with this pro athlete for two million dollars. She agreed to that, then she was asked if she would give the guy a blow job for $5… she refused. He came back with- well give me a price then, we’ve already established you are a prostitute.
Oh,God,this is really disgusting,I wold like to wear my dre beats headphones and listen the music.
I can’t believe that,it is so crazy,god,is everything can eatten by people?If i have so much money,i prefer to buy a beats dr dre headphones,even it can help me listenning music.
seeing as I’m poor as shit, I’d eat it for 100 dollars or more.
I would never eat my own willingly/for free though. ew. ew. EW.
absolutely! REALLY helps with postpartum depression.
sure, i’d take 10 bites. the way i reckon it that’s 5 million dollars
ive used home made placenta shampoo, that stuff was fantastic.
I would totally do it if that $500,000 isn’t taxed.
Hell yes.
Only in capsule form.
They have shampoo & conditioner with placenta in it lol. I’ve used it … it actually works amazing but I would never eat it.
it is healthy for post-preg mothers to eat their own placentas, i think it is a great idea regardless of money.
I’ll pass
I would only eat it if it were from my own body. I’d do it for 10,000 dollars! BTW when I had my daughter, after her delivery I made some joke about my husband going to get the Tupperware and the resident who was helping nearly died. She thought we were serious.
EWWWWWWW. Seriously?? I know some people obviously have no problem with cannibalism, but my name is not Hannibal Lector! :X The idea of eating human meat is bad enough, but I’m not touching anything that came out of a woman’s….yeeeeah. As for the idea of eating your own, that would also pose a problem for me, considering I have never dated, and never plan to date/get married/have children. No kids, or cannibalism for me. I’m not that lucridous. As for sampling some from a cow or something, it would depend on whether or not the cow actually passed it naturally, or if it was somehow attained through other means. I am NOT eating bull testes, and I am NOT going to eat anything that recently came out a female’s wahoo. Disgusting……… I guess some people will do anything now days for money… >.<