September 17, 2011
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Queef
A few months ago I read a pulse where someone used the word “queef.” I had to look it up.
Be honest.
Did you know what queef meant before this post?
A few months ago I read a pulse where someone used the word “queef.” I had to look it up.
Be honest.
Did you know what queef meant before this post?
Comments (104)
yes.
no
YES. Duh.
WHAT THE HELL I GOT FIRST?!?
Beef something, right? RIGHT?
You didn’t know what a ‘queef’ was, Dan? Oh man.
Yessir
Don’t feel too bad. I had to look it up when I saw your post.
uhhh, yeah
@TheMushyPear - yeah to beef your meat curtains!
HAHA ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT MY PULSE???
How have people not heard of it o.0
You didn’t know what it was? Interesting….
That term is introduced in Internet 101. Everyone should’ve heard of it by now.
Yes.
South Park!
lol yep.
…I’m going to not look up what that word means.
I did before this post, but not before said pulse. I had to Google it.
Yes. lol
Yeah, I remember people in middle school calling each other the word queef. The spellchecker I have, does not recognize queef as a word, so I guess it’s not surprising that you haven’t heard of this.
Yep.
Haha yes I already knew what it means. A few years ago my sister sent me a text saying “I farted out of my girly hole…” She did not know lol.
YES.
Do you know what a Donkey Punch is? Urbandictionary, kgo.
Um, South Park?
Yup. But the last time I heard it used was like 1994.
yup
But of course. But only because a college classmate could queef at will. Definitely made for fun elevator rides.
yes, thanks to south park! haha
Yep.
Yes
I still don’t know what it means.
There she BLOOOOOWS!
This is why everyone should keep up with South Park.
mm-mmm tasty
Nope and I’m still not sure.
Not me. Had to look it up.
I even knew what is was… sheesh Dan
Yup.
yes. do you know what a leather cheerio is?
No, but i searched it and it means flatus vaginalis.
yes
Yep.
haha queef is old school
HAHAHAHAHA. Really?
Yes. In middle school. So that was 13 years ago.
no
Yes. I know someone that can do the road warrior. It’s natural though, I don’t know about the above possibility of it happening all the time, although if it is, it is probably due to some abnormality in the abdominal region. The only way you can get air in there is if you move certain ways or if your are get f!@#ed doggy, as a woman, by your partner. It’s just trapped air. Unlike a fart, there is normally no smell to it, as fart stink is caused by bacterial production of gases. Some women get embarassed, my girl does, so I just let her down in as simple of a way as possible, I don’t care and it at least signifies that I am in you, enjoy. Would you rather me not do you and you not hear that?
@FuntimeswithGoldie - Had to look this up since I love cheerios. LMFAO.
No i didn’t.
yup
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I have heard of the word.
Yes.
I used to know, but I put it out of my mind.
ewwe ’Not something I do or thing about a lot. And I don’t watch South Park, haha.
this is my first time hearing this word.
I did know.
@olopocram2 - I bet you don’t like that kind of cheerio : D
Now don’t blame D for his sheltered existence!! Some folks just travel in politer circles than others…. or just have more refined friends! lol Peace, Dan
Unfortunately I did because I had to live with three women who were overly enthusiastic to share information with me….
haha i knew what a queef was in 6th grade and that was like 4 years ago xP some 8th grader told me
yeps lol
Yes I did.
Haha yes
South Park taught me what it was when I was just a young’n.
Yep.
No but now that I do. WTF! I mean, I’ve read about them but I didn’t know there was an actual term…
You had to look it up. Mhm. Nice try.
Yes I knew, and that picture is HILARIOUS! LMAO!
Honestly? Still don’t. :S
It’s in the dictionary, mister. It’s something that adults do, not little kids.
@FuntimeswithGoldie - If it’s on a woman…yes i do. I’d toss it around any day.
Of course.
yeah, nigahiga used it in one of his videos haha
Nope.
lol. no.
Haha I did know.
it’s when your vajayjay farts
yes. someone used it on my bf years ago, then he used it on me and explained it. but besides that day and the jokes between us, i dont think ive ever heard it anywhere else.
I did, lol.
yeah. I don’t know how in the heck that became the term for what it is… but hey. It sounds funny. Maybe that’s why. I don’t know.
@olopocram2 - ewww, it’s not like a frisbee. I laughed when I read that it could also be called the devil’s onion ring.
unfortunately, yes
yeah, I knew, that’s when women fart from their roast beef-like curtains, hence the derivation of the queef term from beef
yes, I heard about it on the Howard Stern show
hahaha
Yes… Because I watch South Park.
@FuntimeswithGoldie - One, who says it can’t be and two, it’s disturbing what you know about balloon knots.
@olopocram2 - Ha ha ha, I need that explained. Or maybe I don’t…
I’ve got one so it just seems responsible on my part to be educated about the back trap.
@FuntimeswithGoldie - Do you or do you not need it explained? It’s posterior to the snatch. I’m sure you got one.
@olopocram2 - I was curious at first and then realized, some things are better left unknown.
@olopocram2 - I meant that I was confused about how you would toss it around like a frisbee. It makes my butt hurt just thinking about it.
I sure did.
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@FuntimeswithGoldie - Why would it hurt? Don’t confuse excitement(tingling) with pain. It’s only a tongue…
Oh, you’re talking about salad tossing…not what I thought you were talking about at first. Even so, not my cup of tea. Poop comes out of there. Nothing should be licking it.
yep.
You are a queef.
Lol, yes.
Not sure… lemme go look it up.
Yes. Unintentionally, I watched a small segment of SOUTH PARK when my fiance was watching it, laughing his butt off, while shouting, “honey, honey! support your women’s rights!” O_o
LOL! Pretty sure anyone who’s ever done it in doggy position knows what that is.
http://www.southparkstudios.com/full-episodes/standalone,do-not-link-directly-to-this-page?dragonmaster=6929&burdell=8133badf0d1afb4720e359b3a6634b5a&c=220761&r=gpb