Your Final Destination

Hell

10/26/2011 10:57 PM
MyHomeIsWriting

Heaven

10/26/2011 10:57 PM
LSP1

Hell and I’m happy with that. Heaven sounds boring as fuck.

10/26/2011 10:57 PM
FuhkAwf

Yahoo!! 2nd! Now I know I’m going to heaven.

10/26/2011 10:58 PM
LSP1

My church’s theology tells me that I am saved by grace through faith, so I should be going to Heaven.

But, if I were to do a self-evaluation based on how I’ve lived my life and what I’ve done, I’m not sure I would say I would go to Heaven.

10/26/2011 10:59 PM
Marica0701

Honestly… some days, I wish I knew. But I have to believe, heaven. And even if I’m wrong, well… all religions seem to be similar across the board in “living a good life,” so I think I’m safe regardless if it’s heaven as Christians understand it or some kind of Ancient Egyptian field…

10/26/2011 10:59 PM
Passionflwr86

Rob of the Sky?

10/26/2011 10:59 PM
StupidSystemus

Heaven.

Heaven probably. I haven’t done anything TOO bad. And I’ll just repent on my deathbed anyway so I’m good.

10/26/2011 11:03 PM
Lordv16

I know that I’m going to Heaven because I have placed my trust in Jesus Christ as Lord and Saviour.

10/26/2011 11:04 PM
paoguy118

Yes, because I’ll offer Jesus oral. *fast learner*

Heaven – except I don’t believe in it. But I nelive in hell even less. And least of all I trust religion to be a nothing but a tool to keep the masses obedient to those in power.

10/26/2011 11:10 PM
relaxolgy

Sinners give themselves the benefit of the doubt. I’m no different.

10/26/2011 11:12 PM
RoaminCatholic

I’m going to Pluto.

10/26/2011 11:15 PM
brrraaaiiins

Well, there is another species that watches us from another dimension (?) or traveling across the electron. Since I am uneducated, it’s magical to me. They “caught” me leaving my body and told me a bunch of weird stuff. I’m unworthy of some city? That’s what I wrote on my blog. I’m in the furthest ring of Hell because I chose to love.

When we’re in extreme states, we become psychic. I don’t get compensation, but they’re going to damage me doing that. My mind is getting weak. What a great observation. Can’t they drag me off and fix me so that I can be my little spy self, channeling all sorts of whatever they’re collecting. It’s all about them, as usual.

I just pointed a midget out on the street the other day. I’m going to hell.

10/26/2011 11:16 PM
FallingSafely

Heaven. I’m Catholic. Last Rites, bitches.

If they’re Malaysian, they’re going to Hell.

God hates those slimy fuckers!

Probably Hell.

At no point in my life had I accepted Jesus as anything more than a character in history. Though, out of Joseph Smith, L.R. Hubbard, and the prophet Muhammad, Jesus is the dude I’d most like to hit the bars with.

@RoaminCatholic@revelife - ”Sinners give themselves the benefit of the doubt. I’m no different.”

Wait! Isn’t it faith alone in Jesus Christ that redeems sin? Are you one of those fake Christians who believe that one must additionally jump through a bunhca hooops before achieving salvation?

I don’t believe that artificial intermediaries should be put between the individual and his lord.

hell

10/26/2011 11:34 PM
the_evil_tamica

well the restraining order is still in effect down below so I guess I won’t be going back there…so I guess it is onward and upwards from here…lol…smile

10/26/2011 11:39 PM
m_elmer_48

@Celestial_Teapot - He did make wine out of water. Any man willing to keep the party going by doing that, in my book, is the ultimate wing man.

10/26/2011 11:42 PM
BenelliMan

heaven without a doubt. i assume you wanted mature answers. a person’s “works” on this earth have nothing to do with getting them to heaven and how dare some people think they can “earn” their way – it is a free gift given and gladly received.

10/26/2011 11:47 PM
Composing_Life

Heaven.

10/26/2011 11:48 PM
saintvi

I choose Heaven . Heaven is cooler …

10/26/2011 11:51 PM
locomotiv

Which ever one the bouncer will let me into.

Jesus will decide.

And regardless, I love Him.

I love Him, I love Him, I love Him.

Even if He doesn’t forgive me and my sinfulness, I still love Him.

10/27/2011 12:02 AM
LKJSlain

Burn like a flame of a thousand suns in hell

It seems all the best people will be in hell. I think I’d like to be with them. Sexy party in hell!

btw, dan. you fucking malaysian hater. HA! gotcha! … seriously, can someone fill me in on this Malaysian thing? Is it middle power complex, inferiority complex, or Napoleon complex?

10/27/2011 1:20 AM
BenelliMan

Hell! I’m not religious. I also “sin” without regret. ;P

I do think I’m a decent person though.

10/27/2011 2:11 AM
Bro__oke

@Passionflwr86 - Idk if you really care, but Christianity differs because it’s NOT a works-based salvation. No one is good enough.

10/27/2011 2:12 AM
Boogalice

@Composing_Life - So are you saying that a person can be the biggest asshole on the planet, have contributed nothing to the betterment of society, and just be an all-around terrible person, but as long as they claim to be a Christian they get into heaven? If that’s the case, I think I’ll pass and take my handbasket.

@the_rocking_of_socks - You are saved by faith (believing, accepting Jesus’s gift of salvation), but faith without works is non-existant, because if you really have faith, works will follow. Sorry to butt in, just thought I’d put my two cents in…

10/27/2011 2:15 AM
Boogalice

If thoughts count, then hell. I’ve refrained from punching far too many people in my lifetime.

But maybe God will give me a break for not punching them. It all depends on whether or not God has a sense of humor. I think He does. But if I’m wrong, I’m fucked.

10/27/2011 2:34 AM
Iobot

@the_rocking_of_socks - no, i am not saying that.

10/27/2011 2:51 AM
Composing_Life

Now, that’s a wickedly open-ended question. Depending on the criteria that each require… I can easily get into both, depending on what I would be judged (heart, actions, both or neither(something extraneous)). So… once you develop the criteria for “Getting In,” then I could easily answer that.

I’d like to think, however, that I will get into heaven… just because mortal life is (or at least feels like) the epitome of hell and I don’t believe that any benevolent god would want his creations to suffer more than they already have. Also, because I mean well. I have good intentions. I never want to harm anybody. So, I would say my heart is pure… my actions, however, could earn me a one-way ticket to the spa–solely on sexual deviance.

Heaven

I’d say strictly from a statistical standpoint, any given person is more likely to go to hell. There are so many religions and factions within religions that believe in some form of heaven and hell, and most of them are pretty insistent that anyone who doesn’t follow their beliefs/interpretation is hellbound. It’s hilarious, really. Every one certain that they are that select group, that they got it right, despite the fact the all the other groups exist, and they’re no more capable of proving their own position than any of those others. And then one must consider the incredibly likely possibility that NONE of them are right. Actually, I guess one’s chances of going to heaven or hell would come down to how much of a prick God is.

10/27/2011 3:45 AM
Maverick83

I like heaven of course. But I have few friends there. I have many friends in hell. Therefore I want to go to hell.

other people can think otherwise, but in my heart, im doing whats right.

10/27/2011 5:25 AM
tru_indo

Well if i based this on my grandmothers religion, which is Jehovah witness, i’m most definitely going to hell. For some strange reason they condone masturbation and thats like my favourite pastime.

10/27/2011 5:30 AM
deemure

Hello xangans. I did a lot of thinking, as always. My time in earth will be long and pointless, so I want to be the guy who had a meaningless life, but wrote on xanga, and hence my value as a person went up a little.

The winter is hard for me, it’s cold in my room, it’s cold outside, I still remember the icy feeling of winter, I’m a walker, and now that I am unemployed, being in a cold room is going to be a challenging experience for my body, a test of will power. (Somebody remove truIndo guy, ghetto people have no place in here.)

I used to change my lightbulb every three months, the one that is on all night because I am scared of the dark. This new energy saving bulb has been shining for six months straight, amen. I realize I am a little bitch, and it has interfered with my life, I am underdeveloped in all areas of life. The challenge lies not so much in being upset about the lack of pleasure; I am insane, so the communication between me and man has been shut off, so I wander alone from store to store getting stared at, and I get very nervous due to my pussines. To top it off more, I cannot compensate with a large penis, walk around with that special smile on my face because the exact opposite is true

And I am very skinny. And I have no family support. There are good people, and these same good people look at me like I am a freak, and it doesn’t bother me because the clean should despize the dirty. BUT!!! There is a lot of evil in good people which has been revealed to me, as it is very easy to be nice around someone you love, but come across my path and you will see your darker selves, I bring out the worst in people.

I am saying this because I am upset good people live in a world infected with rot, and it must be a burden for ya’ll. Ok, I feel sad right now, so I am going to have to stop writing, I did not really say the stuff I had intended to say.

Once again I apologize for venting in public, I can’t vent in private, I can’t vent in a void. Sorry to my haters, sorry to my coworkers who had to put up with me, and I hope one day I will stop being bitter and learn to be better.

10/27/2011 6:18 AM
RulerofMasons

heaven

10/27/2011 8:10 AM
MissMaritimes

idk…I got ‘saved’ when I was a kid…since then I’ve lost my faith. According to what I was taught, I should still go to heaven….but according to what I believe now….I cant say for sure there’s a heaven or hell to go to.

I’m going to Narnia.

10/27/2011 9:53 AM
Garishi

heaven cause I”ve already seen hell; saw the light back in 1987

10/27/2011 9:58 AM
jillcarmel

Sounds like Ghost Adventures: “Your final destination [overly dramatic pause]….HELL!”.

Probably Hell (if we aren’t all already there), which I’m comfortable with… see everyone there!

10/27/2011 10:11 AM
carrieaulait

Probably hell…. Too much baggage on the mind…. Peace is the way, but an unlikely outcome… Ciao

10/27/2011 10:31 AM
Pcygniime

depends on what the criteria for getting in are, but if it’s just treat others with kindness and try to do the right thing I think i definitely qualify for heaven

10/27/2011 11:15 AM
jenessa1889

@deemure - lol condone means they don’t have a problem with it. And sorry about your family being Jehova’s Witnesses, tough break.

10/27/2011 11:24 AM
armsraceofsound

I do a lot of really horrible things but I usually feel bad about them afterwards. So heaven.

10/27/2011 11:26 AM
armsraceofsound

Heaven.

10/27/2011 11:37 AM
AsToldByKatie

Who knows. I hope I go to heaven. I try and live my life right and just and treat everyone with the same respect i can only hope they will treat me… that being said, I have made some major mistakes in my past that I hope can be forgiven. I have made amends to those I have needed to and have climbed my way out of a very bad situation. All I can do is follow the same path as I have been and just pray.

10/27/2011 11:46 AM
malissa1578

There are. I deserve Hell, but I am going to Heaven because I am trusting in Jesus, and the blood he shed for the sins of the world on the cross.

10/27/2011 11:48 AM
Stacey

@deemure - Jehovah’s Witnesses don’t believe in Hell

10/27/2011 11:54 AM
Stacey

I will go to hell, but I will probably become more religious when I get older.

10/27/2011 12:09 PM
rocketopossum

I’ve been to hell. They didn’t like me.

10/27/2011 12:14 PM
Rainboxx

Depends on which god is really ruling the universe.

10/27/2011 1:00 PM
TiredSoVeryTired

Heaven! I might like me some naughty things, but I’m a good person.

10/27/2011 1:01 PM
lorelei

Neither. I’m coming back. Again and again.

10/27/2011 1:04 PM
SherylM

Hell for sure!

10/27/2011 1:16 PM
QweenCat

Hell for sure!

10/27/2011 1:19 PM
QweenCat

Hell. There will be a small, intimate retirement party for the current management and my friends and I will then take over.

Well, I think God only has the say in that. I have no idea. I go to Church almost every Sunday, will be getting baptized in two weeks, BUT, only God can judge that. I firmly believe that if you are a good person, live a good life, and don’t necessarily believe in a God, you will still go to Heaven. Just be a good person, and God will reward you.

10/27/2011 2:02 PM
storyofmylife87

Heaven absolutely!

10/27/2011 2:02 PM
april_gocke

Only one choice Dan? What if, by some cosmic chance, some people’s Heaven is another’s hell? Then the whole cosmic balance would be askew.

10/27/2011 2:35 PM
JadeMaster2

That’s a good as Hell question.

Hopefully those who wait for us when we leave this earth will be merciful and allow us to enter paradise even though we didn’t behave the way we should have.

10/27/2011 4:53 PM
Grannys_Place

If you’re asking about the Republican-Christian Evangelical thought on the matter then I’m going to go to Hell. But then again, I wouldn’t want to go to the R-C Heaven anyways.

If you’re measuring it by the standards that Yeshua set forth, then I’m going to heaven for sure. Not because I deserve heaven, but because the real Yeshua, and my Father-God are so great!

Their Heaven IS awsome!!!!

10/27/2011 5:47 PM
nidan

I’d rather not go to either place. And I’d like to think that all the people who say they’re going to heaven won’t, not saying they’re unworthy, just saying they might wanna re-think that.
I don’t think I’m worthy of heaven, but I don’t think I’m bad enough to go to hell. I know I’m not bad enough to go to hell.

I’ll just go hang out with the unbaptized babies flying around in purgatory.

10/27/2011 6:54 PM
BooduhX3Belly

Well, obviously I’d like to tour both facilities before I make any decision regarding my eternal whereabouts. I’ve heard Heaven has very exquisite grapes and excellent vintage wine, however hell makes a mean rum and coke… as yet, I’m undecided.

10/27/2011 7:02 PM
BlindSight22

@FuhkAwf - Ditto.

Heaven, because the grace of Jesus Christ has saved me from myself. He wants to save you, too- give it some thought

10/27/2011 7:43 PM
shimsham20

@Stacey - Really? hmm…my grandma’s been having me believe that all this long. not cool

@armsraceofsound - oppsie haha. I guess that’s what a whole pot of coffee does to my brain. It’s not my family, just my grandma. Don’t worry I’m good at hiding from her