November 20, 2011
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birthday party or blowjob
I told my wife that I either wanted a blow job or a surprise birthday party for my 40th birthday.
Guess which one I am enjoying at this very moment?
I told my wife that I either wanted a blow job or a surprise birthday party for my 40th birthday.
Guess which one I am enjoying at this very moment?
Comments (79)
Depends on how well your wifes head works as a table… UNLESS YOU’RE ON AN IPHONE??
I’m going to go with………………… party
Both I hope! And I didn’t know it was your birthday, happy birthday!!!
I really think you should go for both.
Blowjob because what you have done there, is what men do
SURPRISE!
I’d much rather give my husband a blowjob than to mess around with planning a birthday party.
Traffic must really be dropping off. Here’s my contribution.
Dan You’re Bad!
Is “or” an “inclusive or”?
If you’re really lucky, maybe both
if you say both, you have some friends into some weird shit.
Is today your birthday??
HAHAHAHAAAAA, oh dan
How is it a SURPRISE if you REQUEST it?? ಠ_ಠ
is the answer A Sandwich, Alone, in your car?
I’m gonna go with none of the above.
why not have a bj during birthday party? lol happy birthday.
since it is your birthday, you can have your cake and have her blow you, too.
bj ftw
At a surprise birthday party but it’s boring as all hell – why else would you be on Xanga?
Actually both, with your wife holding your Blackberry while she works you over.
Does your wife swallow?
Well, it’s 10 pmish (for you, apparently) as of this very moment, so I’ll go with surprise party or televised midget wrestling.
I would say you had a birthday party and convinced her to give you a bj later. Please tell me she wasn’t giving you a bj while you were posting this bc then it’s telling us either she’s not good or you don’t like bj’s. Oh and Happy Birthday
Happy birthday, and honestly, I don’t care which you are enjoying at the moment.
surprise blowjob party?
If you’re having a bj right now, it must be a crappy one if you’re on Xanga at the same time…
I think this is your first blog where The Letters In The Title Are Not Capitalized.
Happy Birthday, Dan!
Happy Birthday, Dan. This seems out of character for you.
Hope all those 40 candles on your surprise birthday cake are enjoying their blow job, Dan.
Either way, it must have been pretty lame if you were on Xanga.
Oh Dan.
Neither.
@yourkbear - Bingo!
@Rob_of_the_Sky - Why state the obvious? I can see him with his laptop in front of him as others party around him whilst his bitch of a wife sucks his cock. Right.
Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!! Maybe you can enjoy a birthday party and wish for a bj when you blow out your cake’s candles!
Birthday party obviously
THE COUCH. ZING.
You sound like a true Christian.
@FascistCanuck - Cause I’m the master of the obvious. It takes several years of training to completely master the art of the obvious. Maybe one day you too will master the obvious.
Listen Dan I think its high time we Xangans got some clarity as to the kind of man you are. You know, who we really are dealing with here ? I have a blog series called..”Who really is..” and I was sort of thinking of roasting you this time, Dan. You certainly don’t need the attention, but its my mission to allow Xangans to see who really is behind the cartoon character. Of course, I don’t get paid for this shit so you got to tell me you are okay with it bro!
Haha happy birthday, Dan. Hopefully you got to enjoy both.
Neither. Instead, you are on Xanga.
Happy birthday!
Well, this -is- a pretty short post, so perhaps you are mucking about on your phone. Whether at a party or while in the middle of fellatio- I’d bet on the party.
Damnit herr I go again, Dan, please forgive me for wasting your space. I hope your wife gives good oral.
I doubt it is your birthday, and I doubt you are getting a blow job. Are you angry sir? So….. I talked to this chik on xanga, on the phone
*blushes* I just finished reading her profile, basically she’s a slut and a crack addict. But she told me she is std free. We planned on meeting, we live in the same state. Of course my expectations are low, but in the rare event I lose my virginity, I’m going to post it out here, it’s so much fun when everyone is watching!!!
I ACTUALLY talked to a girl on the phone, meaning she gave me her number!!! This is a miracle, pigs can fly, uhm, it’s the end of the world! I don’t know what is going to happen, but that I spoke on the phone is mindbottling. Omg, if I lose my virginity, … if I … well maybe sex aint that great and I am… FUCK THAT, I will declare that day, A FUCKING HOLIDAY.
BJ. Although why on earth you would interupt your enjoyment of either to blog is beyond me…
ROTFLMAO….what IS it with men and Bjs?
A beej.
Whoaaaaa Dan.
This is a new low for you, Dan. But Happy Birthday. I hope your wife never reads your blog or it might be the last blow job you ever get.
Well if you were enjoying a blowjob I doubt you would be on xanga
I realize that blow jobs are a rare indulgence for some people, although I’ve never understood that. I hope you got both, and that they were grand!
Happy Birthday!
LMAO!!! If my significant other gave me that option, party it is!
Kidding.
Btw, Happy Bday.
Well, I am sure the first would have been smaller of an effort,faster.. and cheaper.
So you gonna answer the question?
Hope you got both anyways!
I hope your birthday was filled with blessings and joy.
Happy Birthday! Hope your wife is enjoying the party too.
The surprise birthday party….poor you!LOL…
Happy Birthday!
stop blogging and get back to your party!
It has to be your birthday for you to catch some dome? Christ.
I’d say a party and let one of the young female guests do the blowjob
Happy Birthday
No cake?
Happy birthday to u !!
@musterion99 - lmao!
haha happy birthday??
my husband would get A everyday, B every year lol
Aww Happy Birthday Dan
Happy Birthday Dan!
How about your wife gives you a blow job AT the party!
lmao
Thank you for this article. That’s all I can say. You most definitely have made this blog into something special. You clearly know what you are doing, you’ve covered so many bases.Thanks!
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I am glad to sharing your thing, let me know so much about your information.
You should be getting the blow job every day anyway. Go for the party. (I assume the party is what you are enjoying)
Isn’t a bj kind of like a surprise party?
Belated happy birthday!
Hopefully both, as I find either to be a joy and very satisfying…… Peace and good times to you, Dan!!