Month: December 2011

  • How Attractive Are You?

    1. Being Ugly

    10.  Being Beautiful

    On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate yourself?

                                                                     

  • Meeting Celebrities

    Who is the most famous person you have ever met?

                                                                

  • Is Xanga a Better Place Than When You Started Here?

    I was reading a pulse by someone that felt that xanga was a better place a year and a half ago when he started on Xanga than it is today.  Here is the link:  Link

    He wrote, “About a year and a half ago Xanga was a great place, entertaining, awesome writes, readings, etc. Now, I get tired of sifting through bullshit and find myself entertaining myself. . . “

    Is Xanga a better place today than it was when you started?
                            
                               

  • The Xanga Team is Too Busy Having Sex to Fight Trolls

    Recently I happened to talk with a member of the xanga team and found out they had a super secret plan for growth on xanga.  John has decided to grow xanga through reproduction. 

    You will notice that John from the xanga team had two children recently.  Here is the link:  Link  But it is not just John, Eugenia is helping out too.  She had her baby:  Link

    John is trying to grow xanga by having more children.  He wants us to help out.  He would prefer Asian children because it is proven that Asian children are more likely to stay on xanga.  He is even willing to give out free premium for one year for every Asian child you produce.  Even Alex is trying to hook up and help out:  Link

    I asked John if there was a faster way to grow xanga like through test tube babies.  He indicated to me that they had tried that.  They tried to use the sperm of a Malaysian and make 50 Malaysian bloggers all at once.  Unfortunately, there was a mistake at xanga headquarters and the Malaysian bloggers all turned out retarded.  He said this is why he never shuts down the Malaysian blogs because he feels partially responsible.

    So it is not that the xanga team does not care about trolling.  It is that they are busy having sex. 

    So stop complaining about the trolls and start having sex.

    We will save Xanga together.

    Which Xangan would you like to reproduce with?
                                
                                             

  • 2012

    I sincerely believe that this year will be my best year ever. 

    Things are going so well at work and I might actually make more money than I ever have before this year.  Plus I just feel content about life.

    Do you think 2012 will be better than 2011?
                                  
                              
                          

  • Gifts

    I received the biography of Steve Jobs.

    So, what was the best thing you got for Christmas?
                                       
                            

  • Merry Christmas

    Merry Christmas.

    Apparently people are getting in fights across the country to get a pair of Air Jordans. 

    (Black kid does not come with the shoes).

    The shoes are $180.00 which sounds like a pretty good price for Air Jordans.  Here is the link:  Link

    What is the cost of the most expensive shoes you have ever owned?
                       
                                       

  • I Also Want to Kill Myself in 2012

    As I am sitting here in Starbucks typing on my iPad, I realized the lady fixing my hot chocolate did not add enough whip cream to my drink.

    It ruined my day.

    It makes me want to kill myself.

    I need someone to provide for me reason not to kill myself.

    Give me one good reason not to kill myself?

                                  

  • Celebrity Beats the Crap Out of His Girlfriend

    A celebrity is coming under fire for beating the crap out of his girlfriend.

    Actually, it wasn’t his girlfriend.  It was his boyfriend.  Adam Lambert got in a fight at a bar with his boyfriend.  Here is the link:  Link

    I just knew that no one would care if a guy punched another guy or if a woman hit a guy.  It only matters to everyone when a guy hits a woman.  If Adam had hit a girlfriend, he would be nailed in the media right now.  But instead he wrote a tweet joking about it and another celebrity made light of it.

    If Rihanna had been a man, we would not have cared if Chris Brown hit him. 

    Why do we excuse violence against men but freak out concerning violence with women?

                                                                             

  • Military Lesbian Woman Kisses Partner

    A photo of a woman kissing her partner after she got back from overseas is getting attention as the “First Kiss” after the Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell policy has been removed.

    Here is the video of the kiss:

    Now people are going to say they don’t like to see people kissing whether they are straight or gay.  But that is besides the point because gay and lesbian kissing gets attention while straight kissing gets no attention.

    So answer honestly.

    Are you more uncomfortable with this kiss

    Than you are with this kiss?