December 28, 2011
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The Xanga Team is Too Busy Having Sex to Fight Trolls
Recently I happened to talk with a member of the xanga team and found out they had a super secret plan for growth on xanga. John has decided to grow xanga through reproduction.
You will notice that John from the xanga team had two children recently. Here is the link: Link But it is not just John, Eugenia is helping out too. She had her baby: Link
John is trying to grow xanga by having more children. He wants us to help out. He would prefer Asian children because it is proven that Asian children are more likely to stay on xanga. He is even willing to give out free premium for one year for every Asian child you produce. Even Alex is trying to hook up and help out: Link
I asked John if there was a faster way to grow xanga like through test tube babies. He indicated to me that they had tried that. They tried to use the sperm of a Malaysian and make 50 Malaysian bloggers all at once. Unfortunately, there was a mistake at xanga headquarters and the Malaysian bloggers all turned out retarded. He said this is why he never shuts down the Malaysian blogs because he feels partially responsible.So it is not that the xanga team does not care about trolling. It is that they are busy having sex.
So stop complaining about the trolls and start having sex.
We will save Xanga together.
Which Xangan would you like to reproduce with?
Comments (75)
Free Premium for each child produced…seems rewarding enough.
reprowha?
Uh oh! You’re gonna get slammed by Childless Pilot. *LOL*
You know how he hates kids & breeders.
Retarded Malaysians? Really? I’ve never heard of that before.
I’d rather bitch about the trolls.
I’m going to make babies with ItIsAllGravy. Give us a year or two.
I would angry fuck @MyTwoCentss and shove a spiky dildo up their ass. Then babies!
You.
where is the xanga team doing it? i want in.
Wtf?
haaaa
You mean they’re going to pay me with premium to have sex? Aside from feeling like a hooker, is there a down side to this? Who’s first?
WOW! WHERE AM I???
My reproductive days are over. Am I going to be expelled?
I don’t think I would mind having an asian baby =D haha
I want a clone of myself…but I’m not asian
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LOLwut?
I’d consider converting because in order to reproduce one must be married.
Sweet.
asian babies, FTW! My Ladybug is practically an honorary Xangan. My future babies will be Xangan gods. One half asian, one half @godlessliberal
@FuhkAwf - BABIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! sorry….i’m done…so i have to live precariously through others who are having babies..
This is epic. Wow, Dan.
let’s have what?
@grizzlybearr - Imagine the devil children we’d make. Bahahahahaha.
I can’t answer that on the basis that it would violate several court orders.
I know this is a joke, but I still thank you for confirming what I have long thought.
@FuhkAwf - oh dear god.
Sex > Xanga
i c what u did thar
I will reproduce with One_thousand_to_1
Oh, wait. You need Asian babies? Sweet! I’ll ask my man. He’s a fellow Xangan, too. We’ll get busy pronto pumping out Xangan progeny.
I’ll volunteer to donate some sperm.
Just so you know there’s an Asian in every CaucASIAN! It wouldn’t make sense to be a hater — no I’m not confused, I made my point and rest my clase I mean case. So my babies should be be right on point here, on Zanga, I mean Xanga.
i think someone likes asians
Gee, thanks for clearing this up.
And all this time I thought I was the horniest one here.
I’m big enough to admit defeat.
The question is who WOULDN’T I reproduce with.
@pinktiger335 - i think i can hook you up with one. No seriously, Im pretty sure I have a few out there that no one wants.
But seriously, whats the real plan…. :-
me and @Flipguy31o are having a kid!
my reproduction days are over with…but taint telling whom I’d like to practice with…lol…smile
@mr_jin_tonic - hahaha my bf is asian XD
Does 3/4 asian get me 3/4 of premium? haha
where are the sexy beasts at?
you’re a troll :facepalm:
@PPhillip or @BenelliMan - cuz are my only Asian friends on xanga.
let’s make babies
@saintvi - I think you’re considered almost like the surrogate mother of all Xangans anyway …and since nobody really wants to treat “mom” badly, I think you’ll be okay.
If Xanga is desiring that they grow by reproduction, would it not stand to reason that by attempting to make more of the population Asian that it could be considered a form of eugenics? So basically, what you’re saying is that Xanga promotes eugenics.
damn I lost my script for Viagra
Well I was going to troll, but, I see everyone is going crazy with their comments.
(clears throat) YOOOOLLAAAAADDYYYYYWHOOOOO! I’ve always wanted to do that.
Can I just sign all three of my existing children up for xanga? I mean they’re 1/4 puerto Rican, 1/4 Guyanese, and 1/2 American. ( there also mixes of Italian, Spanish, Chinese, Portuguese, and Indian blood in there.) I don’t want to shake anymore out.
I’m quite happy for the heirs to Xanga being born.
I also find it quite hilarious that some people have avoided that blog, as though they are shocked by the revelation that their retaliation is, in fact, trolling.
Okay…
In the back of my mind, I’m pretty sure this is a joke.
But the forefront is telling me something different.
To which should I agree…? LOL
nah… no thanks…
Sorry, the only one I’d be with is @edlivesbetterhalf
John’s kids are very cute.
President Clinton blamed all his problems on sex that he “did not have with that woman…” too. So I guess the Xanga Team will be okay too.
This made me LOL.
best idea ever!
hilarious. I wonder how many asians we have in here. I’m part of that statistic.
They actually re doing pretty good keeping the trolls off and getting rid of the new spammers that continue showing up. Funny how when one isp was banned about 15 others disappeared also.
This is a hysterical joke
I can’t help you there…lol…I am an involuntary celibate. Pretty much a modern day Eunuch since ‘my swinging johnson’ has not worked in quite a few years…thanks to my medication.
I will definitely reproduce with @DivaJyoti if I could choose….she makes he best babies on Xanga…you can go and ask her or check out the history of her blog…even trolls get babies there
I love this post, Dan! hahahahahaha HA!
Am I one of the retarded Malaysia blogger with multiple profiles, Dan? If I am, then I’ll make baby or babies with you.
If I am not, I guess me and Boris better make babies soon and let our babies play with naughty EX-raters kiddos and babies trolls on Xanga, so that they will leave me and my blog alone.
LOL this is awesome!
always the asians
Apologies, my disdain for children far outweighs my affection for Xanga… perhaps if they threw in a top-hat and a monocle along with the year of premium… oh, and a t-shirt that says, “RAD.”
I wanna make babies with @RestlessButterfly -
Any Asian.
ok,,, go out and multiply to save Xanga bwahahaha
ha. excellent.
@bmojsilo - Let’s!
@RestlessButterfly - Let’s!