Batman. I know what Green Lantern is thinking because it happens.
Is “my own” a valid answer?
If not, then I’d want to read someone like the Trump’s. That way, if he was about to fire me, I’d know and I could quit first.
Probably a guy I’m interested in. Yeah, I know it sounds lame and very immature.
That black man is welcomed to cum be in my pants with me. Or out of them with me
I swear I can read Jim’s mind.
@Rob_of_the_Sky - Jackass. You only beat me to it because I added an afterthought. Damn afterthoughts!
The mind of my first girlfriend ever. Did I make her happy? It’s been years and years and I still wonder if she was happy with me….
I find most people boring. It’s hard enough to listen to them talk, nevermind having to read their probably incoherent, obsessive, creepy mind things. Can I pick an alternate superpower?
At the moment my son’s, because he can’t speak yet. My daughter says mostly what’s on her mind so… I would say my husband but idk that’s to easy.
Whoever I’m talking to/with at the time. I’m always wondering what people think about me and what we’re talking about that they’re holding back.
Yours Dan. Yours.
The person who was romantically interested in me. That way I would know who they were, and I’d know they were genuine in their advances.
might be my own mind
Rupert Murdoch. So I could access his bank accounts and swindle some cash. Or find out where he stashes the money. Also to see if his thoughts have an Australian accent.
I would want to read tomorrow lotto winner’s mind today. Or rather next Tuesday night. I think the big draw in CA is on Wednesdays.
The person in closest proximity to me at any given point in time. (that way, I would not be limited to an individual and, thus, could keep my superpower while the rest of you are stuck inside the mind of one person… unless you picked me, in which case, you’d get two people’s thoughts at any given point in time… lucky you.)
Somebody really intelligent, so I could know what that felt like.
An annoying friend :p
In the context of this community: all the silent footprints…
Boyfriend— the first time I met him. What was his early impressions/thoughts on me.
An entrepreneur of sorts.
Your mind!
The female who wanted to marry me, she asked my parents could she marry me (she only asked me was I looking for a girlfriend) x
Also I like to read job interviews minds, job coaches etc.
My dog. I think I read him fairly well. I’d go to jail for that puppy. Just wanna be affirmed.
my MOM’S…. but only sometimes….
A serial killer I can easily subdue, so I can stop them before it happens, and possibly even help them change for the better. Hmm, I guess I’d have to be a psychologist then…That way, there’d be a reason to intervene…Uh, idk. Pseudo-Hollywood script, write yourself!
By reading books we can actually read the minds of the greatest people who ever lived.
Its all about mind control with you, Dan. High time Xangans realized this conspiracy of yours. Give it up, man. As long as I have an ounce of breath in my lungs, I will fight you till the end.
Honestly? Nobody’s. I don’t want to know anybody’s private thoughts.
A friend who, 6 years later, I still can hardly figure out.
I can read minds.
Obama
An ex’s… I’ll never tell him but I’m ridiculously in love with him and miss him, and I guess it’d be nice to know what he feels about me. If anything.
My own!
Berlio.
My baby granddaughter’s. She is only 10 months old so her eyes and various noises are really all we have to go on as to what she is thinking. I bet babies have a ton to say!
My bathroom is getting fixed, no water running from the kitchen, this inconvenience will last a whole fucking week. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! But on the brightside, new nice bathroom, new nice bathroom, only a week Mario, buy water, and you should be good. You can do this. No heat in my room!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Calm down, buy a heater, if it gets really bad. No jobs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No people skills!!!!!!!!!
I need to find a way to commit suicide. Somebody please give me instructions.
my dogs of course. They come and to be and look at me like I can read their minds now.
When I look into @FuhkAwf‘s eyes, I can read her beautiful mind. It’s a great way to see naked people and weed!
I would like to read the mind of someone who can read anybody’s mind.
I don’t think I’d want that power, it’d be too much to handle. I certainly wouldn’t want to read my boyfriend’s mind, either…
Why can’t I just read minds? Not just one?
Who cares about people. An animals mind would be so much more fun to read about their owners.
I was going to say my best friend. Changed my mind b/c I practically can. I was going to say my boyfriend. Nd now I’m thinking maybe my ex-bf just b/c he always has a lot of interesting things to say so I wonder how he thinks.
Conor Oberst’s.
My wife’s. It would make it so much easier than trying to guess what she is thinking!
I change my answer: I want to read my turtle’s mind.
Your MIND. hehe
That’s a tough one. It sounds exciting, but I can’t think of a good way to use the power. I suppose It would be interesting to to read Pres. Obama’s mind.
God’s mind.
there’s a reason for everything, right?
i don’t want to do that cause i don’t want to think of other people’s problems…
I think, I would like to read a criminal’s mind. I would hope to help solve unsolved mysteries and crimes this way. Howver, my first choice would be to read certain people’s choices on their stock picks.
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Someone imaginative and slutty.
Rob of the Sky
Batman. I know what Green Lantern is thinking because it happens.
Is “my own” a valid answer?
If not, then I’d want to read someone like the Trump’s. That way, if he was about to fire me, I’d know and I could quit first.
Probably a guy I’m interested in. Yeah, I know it sounds lame and very immature.
That black man is welcomed to cum be in my pants with me. Or out of them with me
I swear I can read Jim’s mind.
@Rob_of_the_Sky - Jackass. You only beat me to it because I added an afterthought. Damn afterthoughts!
The mind of my first girlfriend ever. Did I make her happy? It’s been years and years and I still wonder if she was happy with me….
I find most people boring. It’s hard enough to listen to them talk, nevermind having to read their probably incoherent, obsessive, creepy mind things. Can I pick an alternate superpower?
At the moment my son’s, because he can’t speak yet. My daughter says mostly what’s on her mind so…
I would say my husband but idk that’s to easy.
Whoever I’m talking to/with at the time. I’m always wondering what people think about me and what we’re talking about that they’re holding back.
Yours Dan. Yours.
The person who was romantically interested in me. That way I would know who they were, and I’d know they were genuine in their advances.
might be my own mind
Rupert Murdoch. So I could access his bank accounts and swindle some cash. Or find out where he stashes the money. Also to see if his thoughts have an Australian accent.
I would want to read tomorrow lotto winner’s mind today. Or rather next Tuesday night. I think the big draw in CA is on Wednesdays.
The person in closest proximity to me at any given point in time. (that way, I would not be limited to an individual and, thus, could keep my superpower while the rest of you are stuck inside the mind of one person… unless you picked me, in which case, you’d get two people’s thoughts at any given point in time… lucky you.)
Somebody really intelligent, so I could know what that felt like.
An annoying friend :p
In the context of this community: all the silent footprints…
I love your blog
yours
Mine. I seem to spend a lot of time wondering what the heck I was thinking.
Obama and wondering what he really wants to tell people. Sometimes his looks say a thousand words.
Someone that could read minds.
My Husbands, to see if nothing really means “Nothing”.
@AgainstTheWind1 - ha, that’s a good answer!
Boyfriend— the first time I met him. What was his early impressions/thoughts on me.
An entrepreneur of sorts.
Your mind!
The female who wanted to marry me, she asked my parents could she marry me (she only asked me was I looking for a girlfriend) x
Also I like to read job interviews minds, job coaches etc.
My dog. I think I read him fairly well. I’d go to jail for that puppy. Just wanna be affirmed.
my MOM’S…. but only sometimes….
A serial killer I can easily subdue, so I can stop them before it happens, and possibly even help them change for the better. Hmm, I guess I’d have to be a psychologist then…That way, there’d be a reason to intervene…Uh, idk. Pseudo-Hollywood script, write yourself!
By reading books we can actually read the minds of the greatest people who ever lived.
Its all about mind control with you, Dan. High time Xangans realized this conspiracy of yours. Give it up, man. As long as I have an ounce of breath in my lungs, I will fight you till the end.
Honestly? Nobody’s. I don’t want to know anybody’s private thoughts.
A friend who, 6 years later, I still can hardly figure out.
I can read minds.
Obama
An ex’s… I’ll never tell him but I’m ridiculously in love with him and miss him, and I guess it’d be nice to know what he feels about me. If anything.
My own!
Berlio.
My baby granddaughter’s. She is only 10 months old so her eyes and various noises are really all we have to go on as to what she is thinking. I bet babies have a ton to say!
@under_the_carpet - Oh yeah? What am I thinking right now?
@TigersLovePepper - you think that I’m exaggerrating
My bathroom is getting fixed, no water running from the kitchen, this inconvenience will last a whole fucking week. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! But on the brightside, new nice bathroom, new nice bathroom, only a week Mario, buy water, and you should be good. You can do this. No heat in my room!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Calm down, buy a heater, if it gets really bad. No jobs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No people skills!!!!!!!!!
I need to find a way to commit suicide. Somebody please give me instructions.
An ants mind…..
@under_the_carpet - Amazing! Well, that and I want some pancakes!
my dogs of course. They come and to be and look at me like I can read their minds now.
When I look into @FuhkAwf‘s eyes, I can read her beautiful mind. It’s a great way to see naked people and weed!
I would like to read the mind of someone who can read anybody’s mind.
I don’t think I’d want that power, it’d be too much to handle. I certainly wouldn’t want to read my boyfriend’s mind, either…
Why can’t I just read minds? Not just one?
Who cares about people. An animals mind would be so much more fun to read about their owners.
I was going to say my best friend. Changed my mind b/c I practically can. I was going to say my boyfriend. Nd now I’m thinking maybe my ex-bf just b/c he always has a lot of interesting things to say so I wonder how he thinks.
Conor Oberst’s.
My wife’s. It would make it so much easier than trying to guess what she is thinking!
@Legendairy - This.
I would want to read everyone’s mind. Find out their weaknesses and manipulate them to my advantage.
@biggirlsdontcriyiyiyi - BINGO! That’s a great idea.
I change my answer: I want to read my turtle’s mind.
Your MIND. hehe
That’s a tough one. It sounds exciting, but I can’t think of a good way to use the power. I suppose It would be interesting to to read Pres. Obama’s mind.
God’s mind.
there’s a reason for everything, right?
i don’t want to do that cause i don’t want to think of other people’s problems…
@ItIsAllGravy - I love you, you sick fuck =D
My dog’s.
my friend that I really like right now…
Interesting question.
I think, I would like to read a criminal’s mind. I would hope to help solve unsolved mysteries and crimes this way.
Howver, my first choice would be to read certain people’s choices on their stock picks.
Why Dan? Are you hiring? lol