January 28, 2012
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The Ultimate Xanga Meetup
ShimmerBodyCream and I are trying to plan the ultimate xanga meetup. But we need your help in trying to find the best idea of what to do at the xanga meetup. It is one of those situations where you have a few good ideas but you want to pick the best.
1. Dwarf Tossing.
2. 420 Meetup: We would take ecstasy and then video tape the event. (I will not say who inspired this idea. Here is the link: LoveJenny).
3. Nude Beach
Which one would you like to participate in?
Comments (81)
I vote 2 or 3… lol
We should midget toss while we’re on a nude beach and taking ecstasy, while other people are filming it.
2 all the fvcking way
Nude goddamn beach. Hell yeah.
4. Watch paint dry.
None of the above.
Lan Party.
Nude Beach!
Knowing you, Dan, I know your vote’s on the beach…. but really, why can’t we do all of the above?
nude beach!
I like the second one.
Nude beach.
I’m needing to up my notoriety around here… I’m not famous enough yet. (Even though I try to write a third party hate blog at least once a day) So I’m gonna vote for the nude beach idea. That’ll add like….three more people to my subs, at least.
None of those ideas… I know, I’m so boring
Number 1 sounds to me like something they’d do on Jackass
Sorta already did the nude beach haha.
@Pink_TeaCups - I like this idea, yes.
For anyone who doesn’t want to get naked we can provide sequined nipple tassels.
LAN PARTY! I second that emotion.
Alternately, disco party, complete with polyester suits?
None of the above….but a nice dinner out and a group trek to some fun place would be cool. With clothes on.
420 ALL THE WAY. LOL
You should go to a Spirit filled church and all dance in the Spirit and video tape it.
I vote for the nude beach.
Can we not do them all? Take some X, then toss dwarfs at a nude beach?
Lemon party
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Nude beach with dwarf tossing as the game of the day.
gg
I’d do the beach, but only because I don’t have much shame. I’d probably even beat my balls up surfing if there’s waves. But then I’d probably never talk to any of you again afterward. What about beer pong without beer and randomized coin flip teams? Or Cornhole? Those tossing games seem to work for everyone. Maybe an amusement park? A LAN could work for the gamers, it would probably be boring though.
Edit: I’m still occasionally convinced your posts are serious sometimes, even when they’re clearly not.
I say a dope smokin’, clothes strippin’, beach bummin’, Ex droppin’, partner swappin’, tequila swillin’ slam dance. Now, get on it.
The Nude Beach could be a revealing experience…
Nude beach on a warm day.
420 Party wouldn’t be X for me then. :T
@Pink_TeaCups - yup, midget tossing on a nude beach while taking ecstasy. I like that
I don’t do illegal drugs, so Nude Beach!
I am pissed. Another dream of being chased by tigers. One of the tigers wanted to kill me do bad, he ripped apart the metal fence. I ran and found another guy. We both hid from the tigers. Then he turned into a zombie and grabbed me. Yesterday I had a much better dream. I dreamed I was playing basketball with a lot of people. It felt like I was transported into another life. I know when I die, a good life awaits me. My dreams consist of 1. An apartment I used to live in. 2. Animals or zombies chasing me. 3. Me being in school. In fact, two days ago I dreamed my body was taken out of my room into the night sky. By taken out, I mean, my body started flying on its own. My body was taken to the old apartment I used to live in. I flew past trees and buildings, just like a ghost. I am no longer afraid to die, I shall live on!! An eternity of adventures!!!
420 meetup. (:
What, are we too sissy for a kitten-drowning party?
I always thought a trip to EPCOT in Orlando would be epic for a Xanga meet. World Showcase. Need I say more.
shimmerbodycream you say? Nude beach.
I’d rather just spend time with people talking and maybe playing a game that doesn’t involve bigotry.
lulz
#4 shopping, meal and drinks, karaoke
Plus we might need Xanga t-shirts.
Rave at the beach. Midget toss as a friendly ice breaker game.
If I want to meet you people I’ll just go to a Star trek convention.
@Pink_TeaCups - I agree with you… do all 3!
a combo of the three
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Where would we get the dwarves?
@LSP1 - NUDE!
aw. i thought this was a real post about a meetup.
@enoughtodiefor -
Nude beach + party rock anthem flash mob. Yeah I said it.
I think we should try the dwarf tossing….2 is out because ectasy would kill me and 3…you don’t want to see me naked it is a nightmare…lol…
1 – I have a feeling that I would be the dwarf getting tossed.
2 – I’ll videotape!
3 – I’d totally prefer the nude beach. At least then we could find out if some bloggers had misplaced confidence
LAN PARTY ALL THE FREAKING WAY.
Would there be no desert camping? What about trying to build a community on a desert island…starting from scratch?
One in San Francisco at Castro Street. LOL
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#1 … reminds me of a Lord of the Rings scene at Helm’s Deep. Tolkien geeks will know what I mean.
I think a flash mob would be a good idea…. but of xangans…. muahahahaha….. just need a song….
Someplace to get cheesecake.
nude beach is kind of like the polar opposite of taking e in the context of a xanga meetup. if someone asked me which out of those three choices, i’d definitely pick nude beach no contest. plus who exactly is going to pay for all that e? i dunno how many people usually show up but i think big when i see the word ultimate. i’m not sure anyone on here has the kind of cash to buy a boat, haha. by the way, i remember talking to you a really long time ago on facebook about pot and ecstasy. it was when i was under the name kacyy and we were chatting for a while. when i read that option it immediately reminded me of that.
ooh ooh!!! what about strippers??
Lol wow. None of the above? 1-2 most likely
Down with all of them
Modified #2. I’ll stay home, and watch the tape while eating popcorn. Drugs are a total turnoff unless I’m watching people who’ve taken drugs. People under the influence are the funniest people to watch, but actually being with them sucks.
420
Hahahaha I like the suggestions to do it all


are you guys serious? I like number 2, but 3 is more realistic if you really wanted to gather like this… If its for real… I’M DOWN!
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The guy ratio at nude beaches are too high…
Scavenger hunt/exploring theme… combine a few ideas into one.
nude beach. since i’m not violent, into drugs and have some nudism experience 3 would be my choice.
1. Dwarf tossing. Throw them high enough and those Malaysians get brain damage.
Some smartass will say it, might as well be me:
TOSSING AN OD-ING DWARF ON A NUDE BEACH
If the currents are strong enough, it’ll carry DearRicky’s limp body out to sea.
Dan, aren’t you in like Texas? An ultimate meetup would so not happen. And as for a nude beach…. I think not. Some of these Xangans are the LAST people I need to be seeing naked. ouy.
ya know we do some pretty boss meetups in NYC. You should just get some fellow texans, hope a wagon and come on over.
@BlueButterf1y – haha thank you
All of the above.
i’m game with Tigersandtulips suggestion
I’ve always wanted to break into the rainbow building in the med center and have a party on the roof.
Well if Shimmer is going to be there, then #3 for sure.
lol
Nude Beach!!