February 22, 2012
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Satan’s War on America
Presidential candidate Rick Santorum said in a speech a few years back that “Satan is attacking the great institution of America.” Here is the link: Link
Do you think Satan is attacking the U.S.?
Presidential candidate Rick Santorum said in a speech a few years back that “Satan is attacking the great institution of America.” Here is the link: Link
Do you think Satan is attacking the U.S.?
Comments (77)
Yup. Also I hear pretty soon Satan is planning to join forces with Cthulhu. And maybe some evil leprechauns. Then we’ll really be in trouble.
I think we tend to do a fine job of attacking ourselves.
I hope so. More orgies for all.
LOL this guy…
you beat me to it. He really did say that, I have it recorded.
it’s entertaining.
Romney = Severely Conservative; Santorum = Severely Entertaining.
He is, and his name is Rick Santorum.
http://unicornbooty.com/blog/2012/02/21/omg-a-rick-santorum-portrait-made-entirely-of-gay-porn-nsfw-ish/
Yes, and he’s using politicians to do his dirty work.
@saintvi - Oh Jesus Christ, you did NOT just say that and mean it.
I hae the lack of purpose of our empire. This is heaven for you guys and Hell for me.
@RazielV - DAMN I missed getting this in by ten minutes. grumble grumble grumble
No, because there’s no such supernatural being.
No, but he’s attacking Xanga.
We should consult The Church Lady.
sir, you make me chuckle.
@DivaJyoti - It was meant to be funny, but it’s late and I’m sick so not feeling especially witty. However, I do feel under attack every time the phone rings with another recorded message from some political organization.
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Satan’s attacking the US by covering it with santorum!
@BoulderChristina - LOL which one?
I think Lucifer has better things to do than bring down something its people are already doing a great job of bringing down.
Satan has one agenda, and one agenda only. To hurt God. Since God loves us, his easiest rout to do so is through us. Namely keeping us from Him. Since this has been going on for around 6000 years or so, America is just a blip on the screen.
@Bobby - like what?
@BoulderChristina - which one? hahahaha, there are QUITE A FEW on Xanga
@DivaJyoti - I don’t believe in him so I really couldn’t tell you.
@saintvi - OH, OK, I can relate, yeah, when you put it that way, I totally understand and LOL. I hope they stop soon, but hopeful it will, unless you live in a primary state or a swing state, that is. HUG!
@Bobby - oh, lol, me neither. not like that
I wonder if he believes contraception is the work of Satan.
Homosexuality, yeah all Satan.
Universal healthcare, totally Satan too.
But he supports military strikes in Iran and was a cheerleader for Iraq, I mean think of all those poor children that died. But that wasn’t Satan, nooo sir!
Is Satan making a special effort? Why now?
Did Carlos Santana make a deal with the devil? Isn’t he rich?(BTW Santana literally means devil)
Did Rick S. specifically address any great institutions? It seems to me that Theo Dan’s favorite institution did get attacked and seems to be recovering nicely (Susan G. Komen). Isn’t Rick Santorum’s favorite institution the Catholic Church? The pedophile controversy has done a tremendous damage to the Church but I really think they are now a bit stronger (but not strong enough to effect the Presidential election).
Since China is sort of G-dless maybe it is a Chinese plot backed by the devil to destroy America? Really no because China would hate to lose its investment money.
Look at the evidence – homosexuals openly serving in the military, doctors murdering the unborn, women not only being permitted to attend school but also being allowed to vote. If that’s not the work of Satan I don’t know what is.
@DivaJyoti - Romney = Obama
Did you know that Romney’s people designed ObamaCare?
Santorum gave the Catholic view of the world. I LOVE IT!
By “satan”, do you mean “jesus”? Hehehhehe for sure! Hey! God told me to do it, so It must be right, right? What if someone just made it all up.. ? Oh no the world is done for!
Haha jk! I imagine there would be less wars and people wouldn’t shun each other as much. Though I’m just imagining things, I suppose.. I mean, I just said god was evil! I must be crazy! How could good be evil!?
I’m not saying it’s all evil, but some of it is. The underlying virtues have some real vices I’ve read. It’s a good thing that they’re not ingrained in society’s conscience. Oh well.. starts undoing shit and flipping switches
I don’t believe in Satan so…no. Rick Santorum has a major screw loose.
Even if Satan were real, wouldn’t he just let people choose to follow him by free will rather than make them, so as to piss God off? And wouldn’t he just let people pollute/self destruct their own lives and countries without having some sort of influence over them, proving to God that they’re choosing to do evil and not being forced to do evil? I thought that was God and Satan’s point these days, to have people make choices on their own to show that they really care (or don’t care) without being forced to…because that shows that you truly love/hate them or whatever, I don’t know, I can’t remember half of the crap I was taught in church.
If he is, he’s doing a piss poor job of it considering there’s plenty of countries a lot worse than America.
@BoulderChristina - My thoughts exactly.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62Qfbrc1jdo
If the alternative to Rick Santorum is Satan…fuck man, I’ll take my chances with Satan.
Yes. I also believe in the Evil Easter Bunny.
Why would Satan want to attack only America?
That is bullshit American thinking right there. “Oh we’re so great even the Devil himself will focus all his attention on us.”
Yeah, sure.
It seems so since George Washington became a member of Freemasonry lol xD
every religion has a satan
NWO.
I think he should LOL
jk
No. He lives under my bed and isn’t doing anything at all today. That is why I can’t get anything done, I have to keep tabs on that m.f.er.
Satan has been attacking the US since it started.He attacks ALL who profess to belong to Christ.All evil is from satan,but even God uses satan’s evil for good.Just another proof God is in control of even satan(evil).
In 2003, Santorum became the subject of a controversy regarding homosexuality when he juxtaposed same-sex marriage with pedophilia and bestiality during an interview.
He is a homophobe, enough said.
That Satan is for Christians and people of Rick Santorum’s mentality. He probably stomps his feet and says, “Get behind me, Satan!” the way some do who have a Satan god in battle with their other god(s). Unbelievable republican options. I hate to be too smug or sure of myself, but I would be flabbergasted if a republican won. It just seems impossible. Obama for the win!
I LOVE LOVE LOVE Satanorum. The other day he was going on about how he is smarter than the Earth and wants to “Husband” it. Ya know that that means….drill baby drill in all the available places…and a couple naughty places too.
Sad however he just might get the nomination…..we are a nation where 1/2 of the people are complete and utter freaks!
yeah, Satan
i sincerely hope he wins the nomination. Obama will be guaranteed the election, for sure. and i think his second term will be a lot better than his first. politicians who don’t care about re-election tend to do a lot more of what they really want to do.
Yeah lets blame god or satan in this case yet again. What a load of horseshit. This guy not only as a few marbles loose it seems, but the whole damn bag is ripped open & they’re rolling around everywhere upstairs in the ‘attic!’
Satan..really? I would write a lengthy retort about the idiocy that statement posses, but nothing I can ever say will be more funnier or to the point of people like Santorum being nutty – then what HE already said.
Yes, and all the rest of the world too. But he won’t win.
Satan doesnt have to since man in his own evil are doing well enough on his own. Im tired of people and their “THE DEVIL MADE ME DO IT” bull.
We choose evil, all on our own.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Seriously. I laughed so hard, one of my cats meowed.
That’s the GOP for you. Crazy ass wackos, straight out of the Dark Ages.
No, not Satan, the Republican party. It’s easy to confuse the two, they’re both red and like to see poor people suffer.
Yeah. Why not?
The US is being attacked by imaginary fiends?
@TiredSoVeryTired - Best point made…
Well hey, if you are tired of voting for the lesser of evils, maybe we should vote for Satan?
@chaospet - That’d be great! I’d have to support Cthulhu. No lesser evils will suffice.
No but Rick Santorum is…lol…
It all makes sense….the republicans don’t want to drill for the oil, they’re drilling so we can invade hell.
@PPhilip - Saint, devil, same thing.
We were warned about false prophets. Many of them seemed to join the religion business.
haha, nah, I feel we’re doing a pretty good job at that on our own
Why do people mock an obvious truth. Is mocking Christians in this way really what we want to turn to? It’s pretty obvious, even from the retards in this post, that Satan wants to bring down the finest example of Christian charity that the world has ever seen. I don’t have time to argue our origins and the FACT that we were built on a belief in God. But I just find it totally immature to mock an entire group of people who have well founded beliefs and are simply saying what the Bible says. if you disagree with the Bible then fine, but is it really now an acceptable form of debate to simply mock the person on the other ide rather than address the issue. I am pretty disgusted with the idiots in this post to be honest.
@Brian_Jeremiah - I’m curious, why do you think the US is “the finest example of Christian charity the world has ever seen”?
By ..the FACT that we were built on a belief in God.. what facts, white man?
@tychecat -
How about every document in every facet of government referenced God. Every meeting was prefaced by a prayer and every building was dedicated to God and prayed in prior to use. The freedom they wanted was to be able to worship God how you choose, but not to be free from the mention of God. That was obviously not the case since all the documents of early america talk about God’s sovereignty and that the nation can only work under the hand and guidance of God almighty. I think those are the things that sort of hinted at a nation dedicated to God. And yes I am white, are you racist?
@Brian_Jeremiah - Are you really that stupid? “We were built on a belief in god?” What does that even mean? You do realize that humans worshipped a gazillion different gods WAY before that prick Yahweh was ever mentioned, right?
P.S. Ok, I went back and read your reply to tychecat. You meant the USA, not humankind as a whole. Ok. Still pretty retarded, though.
http://in-reason-i-trust.xanga.com/622925388/item/
Read and learn, moron.
@In_Reason_I_Trust -
you told me …
@SKANLYN – Omg. That’s stupid logic.
@Muzwah - Care to explain or are you just going to deem it stupid without a reason?
@In_Reason_I_Trust - I’d like to read and learn Hector but you’ve blocked me from all of your accounts. How am I s’pose to become wise and intelligent if you’re hoarding all the wisdom for yourself?
B@SKANLYN -because you are comparing spiritual things like abortion with voting rights and education. Saying these things are both the work of Satan is inflammatory only and kinda ignorant of the facts of people, I am supposing, you disagree with.
@SKANLYDidn‘t realize your Muslem.
Satan is attacking all of mankind, not just America. I think America lost it’s battle to have public morals after the hippies took over.
@Brian_Jeremiah - Yes, I did.
@Muzwah - Read your Bible son. And yes, it’s YOUR Bible. Whether or not you follow it is another matter.