April 12, 2012
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If People Could Hear What You Think
I think I found this on pinterest.
Be honest.
If people could hear what you are thinking, would you be in a mental hospital?
I think I found this on pinterest.
Be honest.
If people could hear what you are thinking, would you be in a mental hospital?
Comments (116)
No, they’d most likely laugh -_-
Yes. or In jail.
lol
No. But I’m pretty sure I’d have to find some good combination of anti-anxiety medication.
No, because I usually tell people exactly what I’m thinking and most people agree with me. Like murdering children. Most people want to murder children too.
… wait, right?
They might hear me freestyling or thinking up lines for poems abit so yeah, also other guy thoughts might pop in there when a hot girl walks by.
Probably.
No, I would just play this over and over again in my head so they would stop listening to me.
Yes.
I definitely would. My mind is one scary playground!!!
Try a maximum security prison. The psych ward is for pansies.
No. I’d be either incarcerated or dead. I’m scrappy.
People already know what I am thinking since I always say it out loud.
I’d be burned at the stake or something terrible.
Commited….or dead
I’ll be in a sexy hospital.
I don’t think.
They would hear dead air…or maybe the sound of the ocean like when you put a sea shell to your ear.
I would be committed or executed…..
Nah, it’s pretty boring and mild, I’m sure.
They would say”Man,is that all you think about is fishing?”
Maybe not in an institution, but I’d probably be referred to a therapist or put on some medication.
Not really, I usually think about nice things.
I escaped from there, but thanks for bringing up the painful memories. What is it with you sadistic xangans?
Definitely.
they’d only see that my mind makes moe sense than they conclude from the scattered bits they get to see.
I think this about sums it up.
Depends on the situation. I stick to one chain of thoughts at a time so I could either be proclaiming my hatred for the human race or debating myself on why I like cake.
yup quite sure…I actually was once after a nervous break down so yeah, no need for people to hear my thoughts
No, not crazy…they’d probably just be surprised that such and such came from HER mind, etc.
@laytexduckie - Hahah, nice strategy.
I’m pretty sure all of us would be.
I wouldnt be in a mental hospital but man oh man people would not be happy with me… thats for sure!
Lol, at this point in my life… probably
I’d be in a halfway house recovering from my food obsession.
Uhmm not right now. I’m pretty stable right now. But last week. Last week… girrrrlll…. you don’t even know. You don’t even know…
No, but 90% fewer of the people I know would view me as “nice.”
It just depends on which voice they can hear.
Oh, you betcha!
Nah.. I speak everything that’s on my mind.
Yes. I certainly wouldn’t be able to walk the streets without security.
I would be dead.
@xdeelynnx - It makes two of us!
@Somefishytales - I read your username… was not disappointed.
I already say what I think. Lol.
Not necessarily a mental hospital. I think I would most likely be in jail, haha.
I only needed to visit my mom in the nuthouse and just from my body language, everyone thought I was a patient or said I belonged there. If people could hear my thoughts, I’d be institutionalized for good.
i’d be screwed.
and be more alone than ever
@B2yan_C - Well it’s true,and I’m rigging up two new reels and going through some new fishing gear right now haahahaha
If people could hear what i think they would have special ears and would be deemed crazy.
@xdeelynnx -
Most definitely…
i’d probably end up in a suicide ward
I think people would be surprised by the amount of time I spend thinking about sex and they would probably be upset at how nice I am to them when I’m actually being really sarcastic in my head haha.
The opposite is true. The hearer will be in the mental hospital.
I would eat so much shit.
there would be a lot of eye rolling on my part.
Yes I would be in a psych ward, in a padded room, with Thorazine coursing through my veins. Hasn’t come to that yet, but hey, you never know.
No, but they’d stop calling me sweet
Haha that would be a possibility
Nah, but I think no one could possibly drive with me anymore.
I often find myself “thinking out loud” as we call it in my family. Essentially it means I’ll be talking to myself. That alone has people usually looking at me thinking I’m crazy.
*Were, and no, I know exactly what it takes to get put there and it isn’t very easy, surprisingly. In these cases, actions > thoughts x3
I’d be the best critic EVER.
might be easier. no need to talk. all got it.
If that really could happen, I’ll haul myself to the closest psych ward — I’m paranoid enough already.
Nah, it’s just sex. They’d probably be a little turned on.
Abso-fucking-lutely.
Maybe that’s where I’m at right now -lol
I’d be on the radio, because an absurd number of songs go through my head every day.
Nuh uh. Or if so, I’d just be in a fabulous bar.
I’ve thought that many a-time…. that I’d definitely end up in jail, and then probably in a pine box, taken out by some bloke called Mary who didn’t like the fact that I thought his dress was “ugly”.
I’m pretty sure I would be a registered sex offender.
I’m already in a mental hospital – thanks Dan =/
Some would try to lock me up. I’d have fewer friends, and those who are left would probably either think I’m childish or enjoy seeing the world through my eyes.
My thoughts are not necessarily words… so I would be interested to know what people heard if they could hear them. Unless I’ve got a song stuck in my head.. then they may as well just be listening to my MP3 player… *shrugs*
Does your penis need a tan?
I would be in a psych asylum making millions under an alias for “astrology and tantric sex for dummies” books…
As long as I have wifi ^_^
I’m ashamed to say no.
Hehe.
Not at all.
you do not wann hear what goes on in my mind…so I tend to stay away from certain meds…my mind is mine own as is my thoughts…but mostly I’d be laughing at whomever I’m having a serious conversation with…
Maybe I wouldn’t be in a mental institution, but they’d realize I’m not as nice as they think I am, and that when I don’t like someone, I am extremely mean to them in the privacy of my own thoughts.
I don’t think I’d be in a mental hospital but I definitely think I’d be getting some court mandated professional help.
I’d be in the grave because I’d be killed by the people I’m thinking about.
Maybe, but I can almost guarantee people wouldn’t think me as polite.
I think I would be dead. Someone would have killed me already for sure.
Yep.
Well, I suppose it would depend on who was listening.
I think everyone is missing the clever nature of the statement.
Think about it:
If everyone can hear what you’re thinking, you’d be in a mental hospital.
Since we CAN’T hear what people think….and YOU think that everyone CAN hear YOUR thoughts….you’re definitely fucking crazy. I think it’s called….paranoid schizophrenia…or something like that. I wonder how many of the commenters….as well as the original poster completely missed this.
Yes. If having voices in your head counts. (If having voices in your head who have voices in their own heads counts.)
Nah, but they’d be creeped out.
hahaha yes, definitely
They’d think: “What a bitch” and they’d be right. I’m always telling people off in my head.
No way, we’re all crazy, in our own right!!
The Canadian government would lock me away, possibly even assassinate me. Remember Berlin 1933? Sieg Heil!
@caroliiineee - Sure you do.We are an inherently evil species, dear heart. Mwaaahhh.
@soonaquitter - You do it in your head because you are weak-minded and cowardly.
@sunflowersforlove - Uh, NO ONE would be surprised at how much you think about sex. That’s called NORMAL. EVERYONE does.
No doubt in my mind, I would be sent to hell instantly. do not pass go.. just go directly to hell
If they could only hear me, then yeah, totally. But if we could all hear each other? Anarchy, brah.
No one could keep up with my thoughts, my dreams. They go too fast for anyone but me.
people already hear what I think.
I don’t know about locking me up, but I’d definitely have less friends. I can be a real bitch in my head.
Now if you looked at people’s google searches I think you’d be even more amused. I know some of the strange avenues google tries to take me down through the drop down search suggestions, so some of you weirdos are looking up some messed up stuff
LOL
@LegionOfLucifer - Totally possible.
@steph843 - So basically Google knows your thoughts every day. You DO know they record everything you do on the internet, yes? So does your ISP. In fact, in the USA, your ISP is required BY LAW to report everything you do to the local police forces. Don’t believe me? Look it up. If THAT is reading minds, I don’t know what is. So, all of you downloading movies, music etc., get yourselves used to bars.
If people could hear my thoughts, they’d be beyond confused, and would probably think I am schizophrenic or suffering from psychosis, but high functioning. I form complete and precise thoughts made up of combinations of multiple sensory experiences in complex arrays that form rather large matrices of understandings. I mean, in terms of my conscience (just my “inner voice”), thoughts in the form of words only make up a tiny fraction of my total thought process. I am often thinking multiple things at a time, building entire realities, and unless people could see the images, hear the sounds, and sense what I am feeling along with the words I am thinking, my inner dialogue would certainly appear completely and totally unorganized and make no sense at all. It would take a person that is incomprehensibly more intelligent and one that also possesses a more consistent ability to thoroughly retain and recall specific information (i.e. someone with better memory than myself) to even begin to relate to and understand the things that are on my mind all day.
It wouldn’t bother me that much if people could hear my thoughts, as I generally don’t care what most people think about me if I don’t know them and if they aren’t understanding and unbiased, as I realized a long time ago that the inability to relate to and sympathize with someone as understanding and caring as myself immediately discredits their opinion and they would only be judging/insulting themselves. What would bother me is that I have so many billion-dollar ideas and so deserve credit for them… but like I said, it’s not like people would get it anyway.
“Don’t worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you’ll have to ram them down people’s throats.” – Howard Aiken
@DivaJyoti - Lol. This comment made me smile when no one else was around to see it. I can’t begin to tell you how rare that is.
@LegionOfLucifer - People would find it frightening how little I think about sex.
@LegionOfLucifer - Ah, my thoughts used to be quite a bit darker, but thankfully I’ve changed:) I honestly try hard to monitor every thought that comes in my mind and make a conscious effort to think positively in all situations. It’s not always possible, of course, but I would say I’m successful in it the majority of the time.
@Cestovatelka - if Christians were in charge of the government you would definitely be burned at the stake.
For sure. Curiosity is a little bit of everything!
They would hear “Shut up...”
@Captric – That’s nothing. As a fascist, I should like to see LIBERALS burned at the stake.
@caroliiineee - In other words, you manipulate your own subconscious in order to please others? You are POLITICALLY-CORRECT in the utter EXTREME! You exist for the benefit of others. you cannot even think for yourself. You are therefore OWNED.
I’m not sure, but I’d definitely have lost my job a long time ago. “How can you be such an idiot?” “You were raised on ice cream? That explains why you’re almost as fat as you are tall.” “Do you EVER bathe?” “Would you PLEASE fire these morons?” “You absolutely suck at a job that a high school student should be able to do, and you make more than minimum wage. You have no right to be bitching.” “He probably cheated on you because you’re such a dumb, controlling bitch.” “You spend more time bitching than working. How do you still have a job?”
@LegionOfLucifer - not to please other people, but to please God:)
@caroliiineee - Who?
@LegionOfLucifer - Ah, if you were truly a “legion of Lucifer” you would know who! I guess your user name is deceiving.
@caroliiineee - Dear, the one true God is Lucifer. End of.
You are much too beautiful to be falling for the ‘God’ crap anyway.