May 18, 2012
White people are quickly becoming the minority. More nonwhites are being born than white people in the U.S. Here is the link: Link
So here is my list of demands:
1. I want to get free education. I want a United White Fund and I want to pretend it is not racist. But I also want everyone else to play along.
2. I want food stamps and other free benefits given by the government.
3. I want money taken from other people and given to me. My basic plan is for the government to do this and we will pretend it is fair.
4. I want free health care. I hope we can pretend that more people involved in the system will just cause it to be paid for.
5. I want to pay no income tax and get tax breaks called “earned income credit” even though I will admit I didn’t earn anything.
6. I want preferential treatment in college admissions even if I am unqualified on my own merits.
7. I want to protest in the streets when cops beat my people for crimes like assault and murder.
8. I want to avoid college and yet still blame the 1% for my lack of progress in life.