May 29, 2012
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Could You Beat Justin Bieber in a Fight?
Justin Bieber is wanted by the police because a photographer complained that Justin “roughed” him up.
The photographer was taken to the hospital and treated. Here is the link: Link
Could you take Justin Bieber in a fight?

Comments (57)
My 2 year old son could take the Biebs in a fight.
No. I have just been inspired to start exercising again.
Yes, but then Selena Gomez would kick my ass.
I think most anyone could take him…
http://youtu.be/jhys0hYHij0
anytime, any place! Rarrr!
probably not, I have no upper body strength. but if he were to swing at me I would run away, as fast as my non-fast twitch fibers will take me
I don’t hit girls.
probably not, something tells me that he’s had to learn how to fight.
@Lithium98 - HA! Best response so far!
I love how most of the people who come on here and talk crap about Justin Bieber and being able to beat him up are the same people who are against cyber bullying.
I’d sit on him.
@Baseballchik138 - Y so srs?
sure I could beat a girl
No, because he’d use his high pitched squeeky voice and my head would explode from the pain.
As long as that fight was naked. And on the ground. And.. wait, he’s legal right?
Only if he’s the kind of guy to bring a knife to a gun fight.
Only if you let me use my crowbar.
@JoeytheGenie - Upper body strength is important too!
@ShimmerBodyCream - Care to fight? =P
@npr32486 - I’m working on it! but it’s just coming along very very slowly. I can now bench half of my weight! lol
@Baseballchik138 - ”I love how most of the people who come on here and talk crap about Justin Bieber and being able to beat him up are the same people who are against cyber bullying.”
Physical assault =/= cyber bullying.
We’d be bludgeoning Mr. Beiber with sticks and stones and not wussy ass words.
I don’t know the outcome, but it’s worth a try.
I may be small, but I would use that in an advantage and totally pwn him.
I already take Beiber posters to the gun range and shoot them lol. But of course I dont think he has any fighting skills so maybe a fury elbow to his neck then a kick in his eggs then a knockout punch to his head would destroy Beiber. Hahahaha! Lithium98′s comment was funny btw.
i might let him beat me in bed….
Of course. I’m a girl in her late teens.
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Justin is being trained by Mike Tyson. LINK
probably…
No I couldn’t
Photojournalists are sissies.
@Lithium98 – haha that’s a good one.
wow all time low
Sheesh. I check in every year or so to see if you’ve evolved any.
So odd. I would like to hear/read both sides of the story.
I suppose if I had to fight him, sure. But I wouldn’t be able to take on the horde of fans that would seek my death for years afterwards.
Well I guess a kick to the nads wouldn’t work with him… ….
Who is Justin Bieber.
What sort of fight, pillow fight, speech fight, a wrestling type fight.
That photographer just wants money and a story.
Is money really worth the ridicule and shame of saying that Justin Blabber beat you up? The guy just lost his man card.
@Celestial_Teapot - I wasn’t referring to the physical assault, I was referring to calling him a girl, saying he can’t sing. You may think words don’t hurt but tell that to all the kids in middle school who get teased and call names. Bullying does not only consist of physical violence.
I don’t think I’d fight anyone. So, he’d win.
I would most likely be able to beat him up lol. But, I try not to get into fights anymore… That was my old self haha.
If I came face to face with Beiber, I’d shake his hand for changing the music industry the way he has, while still figuring out a way to live the life of a teenager. He was walking out of a movie with Selena when this happened. If someone was all up in my shit when I’m trying to spend quality time with my SO, I’d probably hit them too.
You know it. Bring on the cat fight!
@Lithium98 - I second that! XD
@Lithium98 - I’d smack you but in Germany we don’t hit lil girls! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcTLJ692F70 LOL
The Biebs is actually pretty ripped despite his small stature. I’m not sure I’d actually be able to take him tbh.
I’m a wimp. I doubt I could take anyone in a fight.
Probably, because I have a pretty wide range of martial arts experience, and unless he’s had more than the boxing referred to above, I’m probably more skilled.
That doesn’t mean I want to fight him or would do so, though, and that doesn’t mean I’d aim to hurt him if I were fighting him.
Yes, but why would I want to?
oh geez. prolly not, but these things are getting ridiculous.
Is he old enough for me to masturbate to yet?
Sorry to be so crude on your page, Dan, but I keep thinking how low the photog’s self esteem must be to admit he’s such a pussy the Bieb sent him to the ER.
I’ve seen him in person and I’m sure I weigh more than he does, so yes I could kick his Bieber ass. Plus, he’s got pansy tattoos, so even my tattoos could beat his ass.
Yeah, I’d try it.
@xsimplepleasuresx - I would simply sing at him, I’ve been told I can make ears bleed with my singing.