June 14, 2012
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Protected Post Part 4
I decided to put this on protected because I want to avoid xanga drama. Please don’t repeat anything from this post.
1. I am pretty sure DivaJoyti received her Doctorate degree from Phoenix University’s online degree program. I am sure that even they are tempted to ask her to take that off their wall.
2. Her boyfriend NewDog2 is the ultimate retard. I am still not sure if he is a real person who just happens to be a sock puppet of DivaJoyti or if he is an invented character. I am tempted to post his photo right here but I don’t feel like being sued.
3. Anyone who bought xanga premium for life this time is an idiot. Why pay $100 for features every other website offers for free?
4. I flirt with Shimmerbodycream just so I can get to Nikbv.
5. I am concerned my wife is going to leave me for Jesy if she shows one more boob photo.
6. Even though I wouldn’t want him to post my personal information, Celestial-teapot is the only one on xanga left with any balls.
7. Godlessliberal doesn’t deserve his attractive girlfriend.
8. Razielv doesn’t deserve his girlfriend either. He needs to shave also.
9. There is one person on xanga that I wish I could wave a magic wand and make her move out of her periodic depression.
10. Even the liberals know they are going to lose the next election. You can always pick the loser by who is angry in advanced.
11. I don’t flirt with LoveJenny anymore because I don’t want to make Cakalusa mad.
Comments (124)
I feel so used.
TEH DRAMA LLAMA has ARRIVED.
I dunno that scruffy hippy look can be charming… though I prefer my Dan shaved.
@ShimmerBodyCream - LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I truly LOL! Good thing I wasn’t taking a sip at the time.
where was my shout out! lol
@ShimmerBodyCream - Don’t feel used. You still have me
I flirt with shimmer because I want her boobs.
@ShimmerBodyCream - Uhm…and HOW many people have called dibs on you and you alone? ‘Nuff said.
I sent my balls as an offering to you in the mail. PLEASE tell me you have received them????
YaY drama llama! Shit’s gunna get interesting now.
@llamalima - Kung Fu Llama, kick butt!
@crazy2love - I want them, too. She has a great rack.
Hahahaha..
And it’s Jesy**
xD
Just as I thought it was all going to die down….
/ducks
HA
Man I am out of the loop. I only recognize a few of those names.
This post is full of win.
And I wish I had awesome boobies like Shimmer
Aw hell… dis gon be gud
also this
@radicalramblings - Far from the maddening crowd, eh?
And I’m glad to see your account around, again. =)
I could use you tomorrow when I’m making jam, you pot-stirrer.
LOL Dan!
Love it.
#9 is intriguing.
This entry made my evening. =)
You captured, in amber, so much of Xanga. In 2025 or whatever friggin’ far off date, we can look back to this entry and instantly remember, laugh, nostalgically cringe at this silly, fun, worthwhile, time-wasting blogging site.
@amateurprose - I’m sorry, but I accidentally received them. Hey! Be happy! I’ve decided on a new flick called “Gonads Gone Wild”, and your little bumpkins are the stars! Had to spice things up as there’s just not enough drama around here…..
Wow, it’s a good thing this post isn’t public. That would be embarrassing.
I’m so glad you decided to protect this post.
WOWWWWWWWW
Did I miss parts 1,2 and3?
Everytime I Google Dan Theologian All I get is xanga and facebook.There is a Dan Brown Theologian! Ah HA! THATS his real name!!!! Take THAT Dan,now everyone knows your real name!!!!
This was great.
Can you put me on your protected list so I can read this? I hope this doesn’t say anything bad about Diva or Dog.
I absolutely adore your posts.
http://i.imgur.com/yhHUh.gif
hmmm hmmm hmmmm
Now… kiss and make up…
where is @stupidsystemus
Love the comments!
LOL you’re late
and I promise I’ll make a big fuzz next time someone threatens you
…. Now kiss
@light_blue_fables - Awww you beat me to it
I feel bad for the llama having to be associated to drama just because it’s name rhymes with the word. Poor llama.
Yayy #3 !
Dan, you’re dreaming–wake up! The liberals have already WON the election for president. We have a choice between Romney the liberal and Obama the radical.
How did you know that I didn’t have any balls? I must have left the shades open. I didn’t know you were looking in my window while I was dressing. I’ll try to keep the shades pulled next time.
@StupidSystemus - Sorry! It just felt right…
And the drama llama strikes again! Completely made my night.
Who was this post protected from? This is all fascinating. And I’m in love with GodlessLiberal. Shhhh.
Paying money for Xanga would be like paying money for Myspace.. paying for something shitty that someone else has already done a better job executing for free.
I love when you do it, nobody is mad, but when someone else does it, everyone is mad, btw, =D
3 is a good point. and others (that I will not point out) are hilarious and true
@crazy2love – Everyone wants her bodies.
As always you put a smile on my face, Dan.
How do you know everyone and their drama? lol
# 9 is 89% of Xanga haha
Wait until it is boob time again. The drama will boil over…
drama llama
HAHA.
Oh this makes me happy.
Thank you Dan. XD
@Lithium98 - LOL
#7 is absolutely true.
@Cestovatelka - You only need to worry about your man appreciating the boobs you have.
@amyha819 - How? Shoot, before Xanga was the internet’s hub of my-opinion-is-right-so-shut-up, it was more of a personal journal site, where people just updated on their day and other personal thoughts, etc. Xanga has changed internally as much as it has changed cosmetically. Drama, unfortunately, is the poop of that change, and there’s no septic tank.
@Celestial_Teapot - Yeah, I’m back. I guess. So who did you piss off this time? LOL
I am a Chinese, and I am learning English now, I need some friends here.could you please add me?
MY BLOG
Licking CT’s balls is just your cup of tea. And your drama llama sucks. See BuddlyXX for a cute one that’s part of the animal kingdom.
I get NO mentions…
Shows you where I stand. hahah
Wait! Where’s 1, 2, and 3?????
You nailed it in number 10 it’s gonna be like 2010 on steroids!
Oh, Dan…you never cease to amuse.
Number 10 is a pretty good observation…
Stop being flirty. I’m here waiting
XD
@BoulderChristina - You’re a swinger/sicko. Of course, you’d love any vag or dick. Married you say? Why even bother.
I can’t breath… I’m laughing to hard.
I love you Dan.
@amyha819 - he pays attention, and has too many friends!
Diva is such an ugly bitch. I’m surprised she’s married. If this “dog” guy is real, I’m thinking the guy has real problems with self esteem due to penis size or erectile dysfunction issues. No way she could get a younger guy any other way, much less a younger guy with “jealousy issues”. LMFAO.
Morning made. Thanks Dan!
Some of this has gone over my head, yet it feels like it should be entertaining. So I’m entertained.
I have not been around a lot. Im worried that @Celestial_Teapot is after me
I don’t get mad, I get 1 eproppy.
Boobs + drama = xanga
What happened to Diva and Dog, like them or not, was just plain wrong. And yeah, I don’t care if someone comes after my personal info because I said that. I’m just tired of people making fun of a stalker situation. There is a difference between what is available to find online, and digging around to find what is available online. To tell you the truth, they both have me blocked so they probably don’t give a shit about what I say, but I’m with them on this one. I don’t know if they have grounds to sue, but they may have grounds for a restraining order.
Normally I stay away from the drama, but I think I still am. THIS is not drama. This is very serious shit and very few people seem to realize that. Like them or not, having their personal information posted like that was wrong on multiple levels.
Now, to save you the time Mr. Teapot:
1. I was arrested for petty theft(shoplifting) on April 17th, 2000.
2. I was diagnosed as having Schizophrenia, Paranoid type in October of 2007. Hospitalized twice between August and October of that year.
3. I was diagnosed as having Social Anxiety Disorder last August.
4. I have yet to complete a college degree(though I am close in a number of different areas)
5. I have no kids and have never been married.
6. You’re a prick
This will be my only comment on this issue and I will make it a public comment.
@SeaSwept – any but yours. Dont worry, it’s a party you won’t be invited to.
You are often elusive about giving out info, but even though this is public… I am pretty sure most of this is the truth. Nice to drop a veil once in a while isn’t it? Especially if it’s to cause a stir. After all, that’s just about the only thing you do here isn’t it? lol
I agree with you about Xanga Life premium.
Driving someone away from a passé blog site doesn’t take “balls”, though.
Dan. Double date. Do. It.
I am politically indifferent but lean conservative, and I actually am positive Obama will win again.
Haven’t been on here and this is what I come back to? Love it
@Funnychina - I am Chinese American but you can call me American Chinese. I know my english, but since I have an Irish friend he wants me to never capitalize (E)nglish.
. I don’t know if you should ask for friends, it might make you seem too desparate. I have never heard of Theo Dan answering or making friends but what do I know?
1. Theo Dan wants someone to give him a subscription to more boobies.
2. Xanga has finished selling lifetime subscription and now is planning to end xanga
3. Theo Dan wants all the ample women of xanga to subscribe to him.4. Celestral teapot does not have balls, Theo Dan mistakes the hernia for boobs.5. Malaysia was thinking of buying Xanga but the trolls were too repulsive.
Bill Clinton is a closet neo-con (This pertains to #10.)
I love you man you have been around as long as I can remember and I have been on this site for seven years now lol!! And I know what you mean abou shinmerbodycream
@Shadowrunner81 - XD thanks for the laugh, man.
Good thing this post isn’t really protected, some one might have actually read it.
too much fun
i wish i knew more about the diva joy thingy haha sounds amusingand all the posts in my sub about it are so filled with hatred!
I am an idiot then. T_T*
@Shadowrunner81 - I agree that it was mean-spirited to post that information. It’s something I’d never do and I don’t think people should do it. But it was all public information. The way it was worded, it can’t even be considered libel or a violation of Xanga’s TOS.
I wish I had Premium Life! Does that make me an even bigger idiot?
@Shadowrunner81 - “what happened to dog and diva was wrong”
no it wasn’t!!!! hahahahaha
Who knew! All this drama on xanga and I had to go to facebook to find out about it. However, I’m still trying to figure it all out! Maybe I’ll just stick with our little Den of Fools!
These are my favorite posts.
@radicalramblings - Ditto, but I got a little sad when I realized that there are certain people that I can tell what they’re going to say before I read their comment. I more recognize their images than their usernames.
You are not avoiding drama at all or you would not have posted this alright. I read you for amusement but don’t call the kettle black alright. Hey everyone! I am starting a mag http://www.moderndana.com. don’t worry, I will not be repeating this becuase i do not cause drama.
@Shadowrunner81 - I agree what happened to Dog and Diva is wrong and should not have happened
@SeaSwept - This is totally an awful comment and totally out of line
Dan I have now lost any respect for you and anything you write
Boy, I don’t know anyone anymore.
Oh, darn.
BTW. you didn’t put this on protected. I just logged out and hit on your link from the outside
9 is about me lol
@TheySangTheBlues87 - That just sounds like a retarded idea.
@FattiesGonnaFat - What we have here, folks, is what is currently known as a ‘comedic black hole’- or in layman’s terms, the ‘hack’. The Comedy Wavelength (Setup, Joke, Punchline) passes through the anomaly’s ‘event horizon’, or as it’s termed by many reputable Comedy Scientists, the ‘Place Where Wit Dies’, naturally playing on the phrase ‘Place Where Light Dies’ commonly used to describe normal black holes.
The comedy wavelength is then so distorted by the anomaly that the classic formula is no longer recognizable. Sadly, the comedic black hole has a major presence on the Internet, distorting every wavelength of comedy until it is no longer recognizable as comedy.
@Amandascowen - Yes, that’s the joke.
@Shadowrunner81 - No, they don’t even have the grounds for a restraining order. What the hell is the judge going to do, ban Teapot from using Google? Come on.
@bloggicus_maximus - *slow claps*
you still suck
Nice
I don’t know whether to start popcorn or hide…
LQTM!
@LKJSlain - Actually, I’m ALMOST shocked I didn’t get a mention, either. But then, I don’t participate in or cause hardly any drama, either. Oh well.
(I wonder if Dan even realizes who I am.)
@Rhindon -
(I wonder if Dan even realizes who I am.)
Dan speaks about you all the time in Protected posts.
@musterion99 - SERIOUSLY??? I’m more out of the Xanga loop than I realized…
@Rhindon - I’m just teasing you.
@musterion99 - LOL That’s not very nice.
Who is this depressed person you speak of?
don’t know who most of these people are
Even the liberals know they are going to lose the next election. You can always pick the loser by who is angry in advanced.
Then the Tea Partiers must have lost in 2010, as they sure seemed pretty vitriolic beforehand.
Besides, who you calling a “liberal”? *Obama*? Obama’s the best Republican candidate running. (Don’t listen to his speeches. lookie at his record). As for the rest of the Democratic party, I think that they deliberately flub it when they’re in power, and feign helplessness, even with supermajorities (we’d like to pass what we said we would, but oh those nasty Republicans and that Ben Nelson/Joe Liebermann/Blanche Lincoln that filibuster!!) as not to anger their corporate masters either. That assessment includes Pelosi and most of the CPC and the rest.
-netnguy, reality checker.
I decided to put this on protected because I want to avoid xanga drama.
Not having any clue about any of the people you mention, you’re safe with me.
However, as my elders used to say, “if you can’t say something nice, best not to say anything at all”. None of these people are truly interacting with you, save in an online sense, so why does it matter?
-netnguy
Dear Dan,
Thank you for recommending my latest blog entry.
A while back you posted a very interesting entry where you “noticed” a screenshot of your blog on a site reminscing about old social networks. Because of the subject matter, commenters on the entry seemed to infer that Xanga had degenerated into a buch of racists. You stated that this “warmed your heart” and deduced that you “are making a difference.”
You are STILL the most popular blogger on Xanga. And I love how entries like this are helping to stir the drama pot while it boils and bubbles over the edge.
Michael F. Nyiri, poet, philosohper, fool
dan you need to write a post like this again!
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