August 24, 2012
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Take a Drink Every Time Shimmer Shows Her Boobs
It has been 21 years since I drank an alcoholic beverage. (This post was inspired by Shimmer’s site header).
The second to the last time I drank alcohol, I had 9 tequila shots in about an hour to and hour and a half.
What is the most drinks you have ever had in one sitting?
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Time to get those coffee shots ready, I see
You have a liver of steel. I think the most I’ve ever had was 4 bottles of champagne kinda fast.
9 double shots of Yager in about two and a half hours. Didn’t get sick or blackout either. No hangover the next day. And I hardly ever drink. I think I have gotten drunk maybe 6 or 7 times in my life ever.
21st birthday! had 4 beers and 2-3 shots in 2 hours! haven’t done it since! haha! =)
One drink was my max. It was a glass of champagne. XD I prefer Mike’s Hard Lemonade.
We’d be stone sober. WE NEED N00DZ
Nine tequila shots ouch! I can’t drink much at one time so maybe two?
In one sitting? My 20th birthday (drinking age is 19 in Canada…18 in two provinces).
1 pint of Guinness. 1 double long island ice tea. 23 shots of Christ knows what (the joys of having the band at the bar announce it’s your birthday and people buying you booze).
I am grateful I puked, to be honest. Got most of it out of my system, rather than suffer through what should have been alcohol poisoning.
The hangover was a bitch, though.
I once drank a gallon of rum.
6 Vodka/Sprite mix in a glass in one hour…. blarghargharghargh
I don’t remember exactly, but I racked up a $200 plus bar tab and i went to sleep using a piece of bread as a pillow.
aside from that, I think the total was 11 various drinks. I remember how grateful I was to actually wake up in the middle of the night that night, and I peed on top of my toilet
There are people as old as how many years it’s been since you last drank, who are now allowed to drink but have been drinking for several years already anyway.
I don’t know actually.I was in Florida with a buddy.We had gone to the Miracle Strip fairgrounds in Panama City and then to Red Lobster to eat where my friends went nutz over our waitress.We then went to a Nite Club where they had 2 for 1 beer.As we sat a bit all of a sudden my friends says”Hey,our waitress just came in,I’m gonna go chat with her” Well,everytime a waitress came by and asked if I wanted another beer and said sure.She would sit two down and I’d drink them.I have no idea how many times she came and gave me two more.I just sat thinking “man this band is good” but they sucked when we first got there
My friend comes back after oh,it had to be two hours and said”You ready to go” I said sure and as I stood up,I fell crashing to the floor along with the chairs and table.My friend said “ok Gene,give me the keys,I’m driving” That night when I laid down in the bed,the whole room started spinning and I spent a good while in the bathroom.When my friend got up and went in the bathroom(he didn’t hear me up all night apparently) and gagged saying “What the hell happened in here” Every since then the smell of beer makes me think of that night and that smell…oh man that smell.I have not drank alcohol since then an that was 34 years ago.
Idk how many it was, but it was my mom’s wedding reception in ’08 (I’m completely clean from everything, and I haven’t drank since 2010), which was more so just a kegger in our backyard. She made the mistake of telling me and my friend we could only drink beer and not any liquor, and we ended up playing some obscene number of cups beer pong all night long. My friend pissed on my floor in my room, kissed my new step-uncle, and I blacked out and woke up crawling around in my room thinking I was still outside in a tent. My mom was actually the one who discovered it was piss on my carpet when she drunkenly got on my floor to smell it to see if I spilled beer. My friend and I had to do a walk of shame and quick escape in the morning, which for some reason I will always remember that morning because that was the day Bernie Mac died, and my friend was so upset when I woke her up with that news.
I still love that story even though I don’t drink anymore.
I honestly don’t know. I’ve blacked out far more times than I care to remember, never knowing or remembering how much I had to drink. My 21st, I had about 20 shots and I have no idea how many beers. Everything just kept appearing in my hands and in front of me, I didn’t pay a dime. I don’t drink much anymore.
20 shots of vodka in a span of an hour… and maybe a litre of somewhat strong beer before that. I’m surprised I made it out alive from that night haha.
I’m a cheap drunk…so a few drinks will do me in. The most…probably 4 or 5 mixed drinks. Thankfully it was at home, we had a party last year. After everyone left, I just flopped on the couch, like in the movies. I just fell back, right on the couch and I remembered that my feet went up, far higher than my nose…. Usually I only have 1 or 2 drinks, but that is not often. I am usually the designated driver.
by volume or percent? I think the time I drank 1/2 a box of wine with my (and then went around campus with a cup knocking on doors asking for more booze) that was the largest volume of alcohol I drank. By percent it was probably the fifth of 100 proof vodka….or maybe it was the night I drank Everclear….fun times I don’t remember how much I drank.
A lot.
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Had 40 drinks in one day. It wasnt technically one sitting but one major liquor party that lasted 24hrs ish
way too much
I had 1.75 margaritas this evening and I’m not quite sure how I got to bed.
I must be getting old.
half a bottle of tequila in ten minutes or two forties in 2 minutes
On New Year’s Eve I passed out going through half a wine cooler. I – don’t have much tolerance. Φ ≡
16 champagnes….it was not a good night.
Tis the site for merry drunkards i can tell…
Umm, I was in the Navy, so who counts??? lmao! (I once drank enough that a Senior Chief pulled me off of a guy whose face I was shoving into the ground.)
Way too much to count. I started counting one time and made it to 30 shots… Granted, they were half shots, so 15, lost count, continued drinking rum shots as well as beer… I am in no way a light weight lol. I can out drink my boyfriend
a shot of tequila and a glass of margarita
how about a drink eveytime you’re an ass and shimmer lies? not only on facebook but on the phone? blocking is fun XD
I’ve drank gallons! ..Of milk that is.
I had 9 glasses of wine or so… i was about 9 or 10.
i don’t really touch alcohol anymore. Lost its appeal.
A sip of wine and champagne. I do not like alcohol. It taste gross and smells gross too. Besides, I had enough trouble getting off drinking sodas, cant imagine how hard it is to put down liquor once you get addicted.
That would be around 12 tequila double shots in the span of about 2 to 2.5 hours.
Good stuff that.
I have never had alcohol before.
if you’re a real drinker you aren’t able to answer that cause you are downing bottles by then…..I also am on the wagon.
Dear Dan,
Well, since you asked.
Once upon a time, I was the go to drunk for all my buds. I’m an excellent driver (only had my license revoked once!) I’m a wonderfully happy drunk. (Unless my bipolarity turns me into angry ugly drunk). I suffered blackouts, where I was still partying hardy, but wouldn’t remember hardly anything the next day, so I could deny anything bad happened. (“I don’t remember so you must be lying. I didn’t do THAT.”)
You know those “Hangover” movies. Most of 1973-1980 was like that for our little band of miscreants almost every Friday night!
We used to go to Shakey’s (a local pizza parlor in El Monte) or some other pizza joint. They would have a band, and on Friday nights, the pizza and beer were cheap.
I was known far and wide for my prowess “chugging” pitchers of beer.
I’m only 5’6″. Whomever chose me off would grab a pitcher. I’d grab a pitcher. The “loser” would always buy the next round. I could chug a whole pitcher of beer in about four seconds. No lie. I never lost.
Drinking that much beer at one time can get you full pretty fast. After a few rounds, I’d go into the restroom, boot everything I just drank into the toilet, throw some water on my face, and go out again for the next round.
I could usually remember chugging five or six pitchers before the blackouts would set in, so I could say I drank ten in one sitting and it could be true or false. I’d never know.
Frankly, it’s amazing that I’m still alive now that I think about it.
Michael F. Nyiri, poet, philosopher, fool
Shimmer Boobs! Sorry, what was the question again?
way to much!
in college there were a few nights where I had too much. I don’t remember volume, but they’d have “around the world” parties in the dorm on the weekend, where each room held a different sort of alcohol. You could hang in one and just do shots, or go to another for “garbage punch”(rum+ fruit juice of some sort), or there was the keg room, or the mixed drink room where you could try kamakaziis, white russians, or blue sunrise. Some people liked to wander to sample from each room.. mixing alcohols like that is truely a dangerous combination though.
Now I go months without a single drink and then it’s usually only a wine cooler with friends or 1-2 mixed drinks, but I allow at least an hour for each drink before I even think about driving home. It’s scary to think how many people drink a lot at a bar or and as soon as final call is over they head right outside, or even the person who has several with dinner at a restaurant and assumes bc they ate (maybe one hour for the meal) that they are fine. But in actuality their alcohol limits are still up. I’ve seen people in accidents due to alcohol. Even been broadsided hit and run once myself. Luckily the van took most of the impact, but my son’s classmate wasn’t so lucky. She died being hit by a drunk. I may be the drag here by mentioning it but please be mindful of others when you drink. Give someone else your keys if you are going to have several. Don’t drink and drive, and try to have some respect for yourself too. What seems funny as you are drinking will not always be so in the morning.
I was broadsided by a drunk driver in a mustang. Thank G-d I am alive and will be suspicious of those who drink too much.
@TheGiantSlayer - I want to party with you! I love rum!
I finished off a bottle of whiskey with one of my bandmates. Not sure how many shots that is, but afterwards, we had a few beers together, so we were pretty wasted afterwards. Wasted enough to have a really passionate make-out session in the middle of the bar.
And another time, I finished off a pitcher and a half of the Ecuadorian drink canelazo, which is fairly strong. Still, not sure how many shots that is.
15 tequila shots in 2 hours
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Too much to remember… but I’m sure it was a good night!
Well, now, those are nice, but I’m gonna need a better view than that to justify drinking at work.
@Thatslifekid - That night I swore I would never drink rum again. I’ve held to it for 6 or 7 years
I love a good drink, and heaven knows I love Shimmer’s boobs, but the two don’t automatically interact. I’d rather stay sober in case she does tricks!
@mtngirlsouth - zomg thats serious memory loss stuff. Last time I had it I had tunnel vision walking home
Depends. Does vegas stay in vegas, or should that time count?
@MrTrololo - I was enjoying live music and sitting on a tall stool. I didn’t know I was hitting the bottom of my thighs too hard because I guess they were numb? Anyway, they were SO sore the next day! But I still remember the entire night, and mostly walked straight when I left. Mostly.
@IntoTheWind1 - You must tell all. LOL
@mtngirlsouth -
Hey, in my defense, how’s I to know when she said I could come home with her and pet her snake that she was using an analogy?!
@mtngirlsouth - I played a game on this long table thing with a fine layer of sand on it and there were these weight things that you slide to the end to get points. Me and my friend won because somehow I managed to get mine right on the end without falling off. That and walking home is all I remember lol.
Just curious-what”s with you and boobs.
Cancun. About 12 regular size margaritas and one giant margarita, a few beers and who knows how many shots of Tequila over the course of 12 or so hours. Boy oh boy did I wake up with the hangover of my life and some crap merchandise! I’ve been pretty conservative with drinking ever since then.
@IntoTheWind1 - O_o
I’m honestly not sure. I don’t like alcohol and I’m usually feeling pretty good after 3 wine coolers.
Early last year, I was depressed and had, I think, four shots of vodka, then decided I was just going to finish the bottle, so however much I chugged down before my husband took it away and dumped the rest.
I drank 6 or 7 shots of Aftershock and ended up vomiting in a laundry basket. It was a proud moment. To this day I can’t stand the scent of cinnamon.
Probably when I had 1.5 martinis. Or maybe when I had 2 Daily’s frozen daiquiris. I’ve never been drunk.
Once when I was sixteen I took about 12 shots of tequila and five shots of rum in about an hour and half span. Then I got naked and got in a hot tub. I just remember how crazy it felt. Directly afterwards I was vomiting in the toliet for the rest of the night and all the next day. I’ve drank some pretty ridiculous amounts of alcohol.
your poor liver @_@
Got drunk, fell off a cliff, broke 8 bones?
Back when I was binge drinking, I wouldn’t even bother with shot glasses. I would just take swigs out of whatever cheap bourbon I could get my hands on. Now I do the same thing, but with good wine. My alcohol tolerance has receded to the point that I still get giggly and tipsy after a third of a bottle.
I don’t drink! Never have! Only extremely liberal people drink! I am to conservative!
Oh gosh, who actually keeps track of the number of drinks they have? I certainly don’t. Not that I drink a lot. hehehe
@ShimmerBodyCream - Holy shit, you just keep getting more and more beautiful!
@ctaretz - aww!!
@ShimmerBodyCream - I’ll give you a big, superdooper hug, but I won’t squeeze too hard, just hard enough so you are warm and comfortable.
Knock-out juice – not sure how much it takes..but usually helps when it is required. I don’t drink it otherwise..LOL
A mixed drink and a mike’s hard lemonade. I run with the big boys… what can I say?
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