any jobs which could bring me travel around the world would do!
At a daycare center with newborn babies and toddlers. The age range I’d prefer is 0-4 years.
Photographer
I would write stories and poetry for a living. I’d be a modern day bard. Give me coin and I’ll write you a story or a poem.
Professional masturbater.
Singer/musician.
Radio.
I’d be Hunt for hire… no job is small enough.
@wildchildofthebluemoon - Well, it is kind of lame when the blogging site you want to work for only hosts about 15 bloggers.
@FattiesGonnaFat - Shoot…if I was a professional blogger I’d host myself!
They say we need to remember our childhood career dreams and within that we will find our calling. I always wanted to be a beautician when I was little. Strangely enough, I no longer wear make up or primp. My ideal dream job would to be a homemaker. I would love to be able to bake and sew and do charity work. Unfortunately, life didn’t work out like that for me. There has got to be some irony in it all.
Walking around and looking cooooool. Just kidding. Probably writing of some sort. Or telling the stupid stories in my head.
Paid to sleep
Pessimist Philosopher. Yes, the glass is half full, get over it!! You really are the mailman’s bastard son…special delivery….fo yo MAMA!!! Obama is your new master! MUAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Advocating for the victims of sex trafficking…which is ironically exactly what I intend to do…. but after that (because that’s pretty heavy stuff….and easy to get burned out of) I’d like to be one of those people who travels around and does adventurous stuff to be able to tell tourists what to do in those countries….like the person who finds out what is really worth doing you know?
I like to travel, so courier sounds like a fun job to me.
@saintvi - OOOOO! Like the ones who have a briefcase chained to their wrist, and carry a cyanide capsule, for when they get caught? “i’m VI, saintvi, and i’ll have a martini shaken not stirred.”
I’d have my own animal rescue, no kill ever, and I’d write in my spare time.
“what kind of jobs would you prefer?” @light_blue_fables - Perfect, this is perfect… I can provide an example. That is exactly how I am thinking. You, apparently, being the analyst that you are, know intuitively exactly what I mean. An example would be a days work. I could make a week work of it, maybe a month. If I get a law degree, I may be able to make a career of it. Define what job I prefer… that would be another career. Your brilliance is astounding isn’t it!
Proof-reader. That way I would be able to read all day and get paid for it!
blogger, musician, porn reviewer
Travel around the country on back roads to do random acts of kindness to people who deserved it and/or a ventriloquist or cartoon voice actress
I would like to be a guidance counselor working at a high school helping kids prepare for college.
I work with special education students now, I’d continue to do that. :)
I’d be a scientist! I’d work for NASA and help uncover all the secrets that lie outside our galaxy.
I’d work more with a DSLR camera and PhotoShop, traveling around Asia and maybe Europe. maybe even podcast it or make documentaries for youtube.
I would aspire to be a professional alaskan… even though i have never left the midwest. I would spend my days in my cabin… hunting and fishing… living off the land, while at the same time planting tags on large animals such as bear and caribou. Man that would be awesome… being outdoors all the time and just tracking giant animals that just really want to snuggle… and maybe eat you. GREAT STUFF!
testing holidays out (so I can visit different countries and cities) and even test holidays here. (but remember the sun tan cream and shades)
also have my own game show running of the ground.
even working in a tourist shop (I love tack)
stripper
Tenured professor at a fairly respectable university. Lecturing abut medieval history. No pressure to publish, with the ability to peruse my own research, while enjoying teaching and mentoring student. Ahh I can dream, I am currently trying to make the dream job a reality.
sleeping all day
Hospital Chaplain
mattress-tester. I test out different mattresses and beds by sleeping on them or hanging out on them while surfing the internet (of course they get delivered to my home, and picked up too).
If not that, then artist or etsy store owner. Getting paid for crafting and drawing.
I’d love to teach diving or sailing maybe run my own facility.
Being Iron Man. No one should be surprised by this. He was even my favorite comic book character as a kid.
I always wanted to be a stunt man in porno flicks.
I’d do something I wouldn’t get sick of, that I enjoy, like flying.
My current job. I work from home and make pretty good money. I create training documentation and videos, and do webinar training. Sometimes, though, I have to travel and do the training ‘in person’.
An archaeologist would be pretty cool, since I’m into history.
One time I read an article about a couple who “tested” honeymoon destinations and then wrote reviews. That would be pretty awesome.
actress.
this is actually a good conversation starter lol
somewhere that I could meet with co-workers and have coffee and donuts all day and be witty and laugh and talk.
Playing video games would be my ideal job. Or being one of those guys you hear on tv during sport events blabbering utter nonsense. Those are my ideal jobs.
I would visit countries of my choice to study more of their myths and legends. And write a book about them.
Travel the world blogging about my experiences.
A philosopher
Professional “personality”
A trophy wife.
Id like to be a social worker/councelor or a photographer
Hmmm… I would like to work for the lottery company. Whenever someone wins, it would be my task to call the winners to tell them they have won Cheers, Michel
Traveling the world and discovering new ways of living
a Therapist Im good at listing to my friends problems and i try to help them out.
Create an oasis in the desert. And if I had any time left over I would invent another Disneyland.
Drag queen. hahahahahahaha
The job i have now.
Welfare recipient.
I would love to run a shelter for stray, and neglected cats. That would be wonderful! :)
i’d run a rescue shelter.
I’d want to be your boss.
Well, if you didn’t pay me so well as your official dominatrix, I suppose I should like to be on stage.
For me, it would have to be cinema. The entire process of filmmaking, to be precise. From screenwriting to post-production, I would love to get my grubby hands in that pie. Currently, that’s what I’m working towards. I’m going the screenwriting route, but my end game is producer and director (producer is definitely in the distant future). Then again, I have many dreams and goals and being an artist (something I’m gradually learning) allows me to wear many hats. It would be ideal for me to be associated with movies, television, and comics simultaneously. What the hell not?
The best part about it: it’s all obtainable. I don’t need film school—or maybe I do, but it’s not a requirement. Money is certainly not an issue or obstacle when it comes to shooting footage or whatever. I respect the hell out of groups like South Felini, a bunch of guys who seem to be doing everything I want to do. I’m thinking, some time later in the year, I want to do something small… something with a tight budget, but quality.
If any like-minded folk near Philadelphia want a piece of this, drop me a line. Seriously, I’ve been talking about filmmaking for a while now, so I might as well just do it.
scriptwriter.
it would’nt be a job, it would be leisure..normally when people dont have to work anymore because of unexpected financial gain, they dont become instantly creative just because of it..
Director/Producer of CGI movies based on video games.
I’m not sure I’m comfortable saying it online
For me, to be a director of any creative job, and 2. to be an anthropologist traveling around the world documenting various cultures.
curator at an art museum
writer/director for film, tech blogger and abolitionist.
taking care of animals no one wanted and threw away
I don’t honestly know.
Just one job, really?
Simply, helping people, without having to worry about all the paper work involved. Sitting down, listening to people share what’s on their mind… Putting effort into helping them to feel better. My life is helping people. That’s all I want to do in life. Unfortunately, I don’t have enough free time or spare cash to help out how I want to these days. Oh well. Wish I could! I guess it’s my counselor’s heart. n_n; What about you?
i would love to have some sort of business. or my own design firm.
Everyone is lying..who didn’t say Pornstar
@BenelliMan - Yeah always wanted a STARCRAFT film adaption or maybe a Elder Scrolls Trilogy epic on the lines of LOTR hehe….
I wish I could be a professional problem solver who encounters all types of problems. Hire me to fix a problem. I thrive on variety, creativity and challenges (well and adrenaline so maybe I should be a stunt double)… So that actually sounds fun.
traveller, or actor…
Man I keep updating this. What a great question Dan! Here’s the possibilities so far: Librarian, Comedian, Running an animal rescue (which I intend to do in the future should I have the financial ability), or product tester
@SKANLYN - no, this sucks, and I’m trying to escape it.
@Colorsofthenight - Dan did say “if money was not an issue”. If the greedy piece-of-shit Republicans weren’t always trying to cut benefits and actually gave us our fair share then money wouldn’t be an issue and being on welfare would be the sweetest job ever.
@SKANLYN - nooo, it’s so boring. I’m disabled in several ways. The only thing I can do is write a little, and I’m not even good at that yet. I’m trying to write my way out of this mess though.
People know not what they do. If they cut benefits, then they’ll have to focus on equality or job creation.
Welfare is the cheapest way for the government to breed a population of undesirables and humanely deal with the problem. It is essential to keep our numbers up, and disabled people can have normal kids. Also, some undesirables are there because of bad life choices, not defects.
One of the reasons I’m disabled is that my mom and I had the wrong blood type for each other, and I was born early due to her body attacking me. That probably contributed to a lot of things. It’s not genetic, as much as they’ll try to pin it on htat. I say all their arguments though.
If you want to talk more about this, message me.
You can delete this, Dan. I won’t be offended.
Philanthropist. I’d love to have a huge pile of money to give away to people who really deserve it.
@SKANLYN - Good God NO! It’s a trap! Once you get on welfare, it’s almost impossible to get free. There is no upward mobility, you will most likely be trapped in the slums forever.
What would be your ideal job?
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Hooker.
Blogging. Is that lame of me?
It can’t be. This is a blog site.
any jobs which could bring me travel around the world would do!
At a daycare center with newborn babies and toddlers. The age range I’d prefer is 0-4 years.
Photographer
I would write stories and poetry for a living. I’d be a modern day bard. Give me coin and I’ll write you a story or a poem.
Professional masturbater.
Singer/musician.
Radio.
I’d be Hunt for hire… no job is small enough.
@wildchildofthebluemoon - Well, it is kind of lame when the blogging site you want to work for only hosts about 15 bloggers.
@FattiesGonnaFat - Shoot…if I was a professional blogger I’d host myself!
They say we need to remember our childhood career dreams and within that we will find our calling. I always wanted to be a beautician when I was little. Strangely enough, I no longer wear make up or primp. My ideal dream job would to be a homemaker. I would love to be able to bake and sew and do charity work. Unfortunately, life didn’t work out like that for me. There has got to be some irony in it all.
Walking around and looking cooooool. Just kidding. Probably writing of some sort. Or telling the stupid stories in my head.
Paid to sleep
Pessimist Philosopher. Yes, the glass is half full, get over it!! You really are the mailman’s bastard son…special delivery….fo yo MAMA!!! Obama is your new master! MUAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Advocating for the victims of sex trafficking…which is ironically exactly what I intend to do…. but after that (because that’s pretty heavy stuff….and easy to get burned out of) I’d like to be one of those people who travels around and does adventurous stuff to be able to tell tourists what to do in those countries….like the person who finds out what is really worth doing you know?
I like to travel, so courier sounds like a fun job to me.
@saintvi - OOOOO! Like the ones who have a briefcase chained to their wrist, and carry a cyanide capsule, for when they get caught? “i’m VI, saintvi, and i’ll have a martini shaken not stirred.”
I’d have my own animal rescue, no kill ever, and I’d write in my spare time.
@wildchildofthebluemoon - that’s the way to go because xanga is fucked. Long live xanga.
@Hunt4Truth – what kind of jobs would you prefer?
sex worker
I’m already doing it. Writer.
@Such_are_you - Well, I don’t know about the cyanide capsule, but the rest sounds about right. As long as it’s a mango martini.
@Rob_of_the_Sky - “Professional Game Loser” You mean.
Paint Slinger Extraordinaire.
“what kind of jobs would you prefer?”
@light_blue_fables - Perfect, this is perfect… I can provide an example. That is exactly how I am thinking. You, apparently, being the analyst that you are, know intuitively exactly what I mean. An example would be a days work. I could make a week work of it, maybe a month. If I get a law degree, I may be able to make a career of it. Define what job I prefer… that would be another career. Your brilliance is astounding isn’t it!
Proof-reader. That way I would be able to read all day and get paid for it!
blogger, musician, porn reviewer
Travel around the country on back roads to do random acts of kindness to people who deserved it and/or a ventriloquist or cartoon voice actress
I would like to be a guidance counselor working at a high school helping kids prepare for college.
I work with special education students now, I’d continue to do that. :)
I’d be a scientist! I’d work for NASA and help uncover all the secrets that lie outside our galaxy.
I’d work more with a DSLR camera and PhotoShop, traveling around Asia and maybe Europe. maybe even podcast it or make documentaries for youtube.
I would aspire to be a professional alaskan… even though i have never left the midwest. I would spend my days in my cabin… hunting and fishing… living off the land, while at the same time planting tags on large animals such as bear and caribou. Man that would be awesome… being outdoors all the time and just tracking giant animals that just really want to snuggle… and maybe eat you. GREAT STUFF!
testing holidays out (so I can visit different countries and cities) and even test holidays here. (but remember the sun tan cream and shades)
also have my own game show running of the ground.
even working in a tourist shop (I love tack)
stripper
Tenured professor at a fairly respectable university. Lecturing abut medieval history. No pressure to publish, with the ability to peruse my own research, while enjoying teaching and mentoring student. Ahh I can dream, I am currently trying to make the dream job a reality.
sleeping all day
Hospital Chaplain
mattress-tester. I test out different mattresses and beds by sleeping on them or hanging out on them while surfing the internet (of course they get delivered to my home, and picked up too).
If not that, then artist or etsy store owner. Getting paid for crafting and drawing.
I’d love to teach diving or sailing maybe run my own facility.
Being Iron Man. No one should be surprised by this. He was even my favorite comic book character as a kid.
I always wanted to be a stunt man in porno flicks.
I’d do something I wouldn’t get sick of, that I enjoy, like flying.
My current job. I work from home and make pretty good money. I create training documentation and videos, and do webinar training. Sometimes, though, I have to travel and do the training ‘in person’.
An archaeologist would be pretty cool, since I’m into history.
One time I read an article about a couple who “tested” honeymoon destinations and then wrote reviews. That would be pretty awesome.
actress.
this is actually a good conversation starter lol
somewhere that I could meet with co-workers and have coffee and donuts all day and be witty and laugh and talk.
Playing video games would be my ideal job. Or being one of those guys you hear on tv during sport events blabbering utter nonsense. Those are my ideal jobs.
I would visit countries of my choice to study more of their myths and legends. And write a book about them.
Travel the world blogging about my experiences.
A philosopher
Professional “personality”
A trophy wife.
Id like to be a social worker/councelor or a photographer
Hmmm… I would like to work for the lottery company. Whenever someone wins, it would be my task to call the winners to tell them they have won
Cheers, Michel
Traveling the world and discovering new ways of living
a Therapist Im good at listing to my friends problems and i try to help them out.
Create an oasis in the desert. And if I had any time left over I would invent another Disneyland.
Drag queen. hahahahahahaha
The job i have now.
Welfare recipient.
I would love to run a shelter for stray, and neglected cats. That would be wonderful! :)
i’d run a rescue shelter.
I’d want to be your boss.
Well, if you didn’t pay me so well as your official dominatrix, I suppose I should like to be on stage.
Hope you had a great Christmas and New Years!
writer/work in a café
For me, it would have to be cinema. The entire process of filmmaking, to be precise. From screenwriting to post-production, I would love to get my grubby hands in that pie. Currently, that’s what I’m working towards. I’m going the screenwriting route, but my end game is producer and director (producer is definitely in the distant future). Then again, I have many dreams and goals and being an artist (something I’m gradually learning) allows me to wear many hats. It would be ideal for me to be associated with movies, television, and comics simultaneously. What the hell not?
The best part about it: it’s all obtainable. I don’t need film school—or maybe I do, but it’s not a requirement. Money is certainly not an issue or obstacle when it comes to shooting footage or whatever. I respect the hell out of groups like South Felini, a bunch of guys who seem to be doing everything I want to do. I’m thinking, some time later in the year, I want to do something small… something with a tight budget, but quality.
If any like-minded folk near Philadelphia want a piece of this, drop me a line. Seriously, I’ve been talking about filmmaking for a while now, so I might as well just do it.
scriptwriter.
it would’nt be a job, it would be leisure..normally when people dont have to work anymore because of unexpected financial gain, they dont become instantly creative just because of it..
Director/Producer of CGI movies based on video games.
I’m not sure I’m comfortable saying it online
For me, to be a director of any creative job, and 2. to be an anthropologist traveling around the world documenting various cultures.
curator at an art museum
writer/director for film, tech blogger and abolitionist.
@godfatherofgreenbay - You mean you aren’t now??
taking care of animals no one wanted and threw away
I don’t honestly know.
Just one job, really?
Simply, helping people, without having to worry about all the paper work involved. Sitting down, listening to people share what’s on their mind… Putting effort into helping them to feel better. My life is helping people. That’s all I want to do in life. Unfortunately, I don’t have enough free time or spare cash to help out how I want to these days.
Oh well. Wish I could! I guess it’s my counselor’s heart. n_n; What about you?
i would love to have some sort of business. or my own design firm.
Everyone is lying..who didn’t say Pornstar
@BenelliMan - Yeah always wanted a STARCRAFT film adaption or maybe a Elder Scrolls Trilogy epic on the lines of LOTR hehe….
I wish I could be a professional problem solver who encounters all types of problems. Hire me to fix a problem. I thrive on variety, creativity and challenges (well and adrenaline so maybe I should be a stunt double)… So that actually sounds fun.
traveller, or actor…
Man I keep updating this. What a great question Dan! Here’s the possibilities so far: Librarian, Comedian, Running an animal rescue (which I intend to do in the future should I have the financial ability), or product tester
@SKANLYN - no, this sucks, and I’m trying to escape it.
@Colorsofthenight - Dan did say “if money was not an issue”. If the greedy piece-of-shit Republicans weren’t always trying to cut benefits and actually gave us our fair share then money wouldn’t be an issue and being on welfare would be the sweetest job ever.
@SKANLYN - nooo, it’s so boring. I’m disabled in several ways. The only thing I can do is write a little, and I’m not even good at that yet. I’m trying to write my way out of this mess though.
People know not what they do. If they cut benefits, then they’ll have to focus on equality or job creation.
Welfare is the cheapest way for the government to breed a population of undesirables and humanely deal with the problem. It is essential to keep our numbers up, and disabled people can have normal kids. Also, some undesirables are there because of bad life choices, not defects.
One of the reasons I’m disabled is that my mom and I had the wrong blood type for each other, and I was born early due to her body attacking me. That probably contributed to a lot of things. It’s not genetic, as much as they’ll try to pin it on htat. I say all their arguments though.
If you want to talk more about this, message me.
You can delete this, Dan. I won’t be offended.
Philanthropist. I’d love to have a huge pile of money to give away to people who really deserve it.
@SKANLYN - Good God NO! It’s a trap! Once you get on welfare, it’s almost impossible to get free. There is no upward mobility, you will most likely be trapped in the slums forever.