January 27, 2013
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Times You Should Not Be on Xanga
Today I was at a funeral but I was in the back row and I decided to surf the Internet.
So give yourself a point for everything you have done on this list while on the internet or texting.1. Attending a funeral
2. Attending a Wedding
3. Having sex
4. Church
5. Driving
6. Using the Toilet (This was nerdyveggiegirl’s idea).
7. Taking a Bath (This was nerdyveggiegirl’s idea).
How many of the above have you done while texting or surfing the Internet?
Comments (59)
Let’s just say guilty and leave it at that.
am i mistaken, or is #2 wedding … a funeral?
freudian slip??
The “having sex” meme’s lettering looks like needlepoint.
And, three points for me!
If the second one was attending a wedding, I’ll add that to the list. Um, I’ve done a couple LOL.
Having said that, I’m assuming from your tone this wasn’t a funeral for somebody you are close to, but especially in case I’m wrong I hope you are ok.
Just one!
I have forgotten how to do the text thingy so I pulled a homerun on this, baby.
Four points for me.
3.
I use my phone in the crapper, no shame. (also LOL @ you because you touched my phone!)
while taking a dump
I have zero points. I really hope we’re playing by golf rules with this points thing.
All of the above but mostly when I’m on the bowl. Xanga and shit go together like bestiality and ice cream.
Zero points for me. I’m not attached to my cell-phone at all.
texting while driving, guilty
guilty of 2! driving & in the tub
I’ve texted while riding the bus, does that count? If so, 2 points.
I only do it when riding my bicycle.
Five… I’d say that makes me horrible, but I have NOT texted during a funeral which I feel like is the worst one. Minor redemption?
#6 is not correct. On the toilet is the best time for all online stuff. Your sitting, you have time to kill (sometimes), why not browse a few blogs?
5. Internetting in the tub is awesome unless you drop your phone. Then it’s just expensive.
3
But I might have done it in a wedding if I was in one when I was old enough to get a phone
All of them.
none
Zero
One. And everyone else’s answers are making me feel good about my comparably low number – textomaniacs!
what, I always text while on the toilet! lol
zero, because I don’t used my cell phone much, once in a blue moon sundancing around the pool in the caribbean wearing lots of suntan cream, hat, sunglasses capped with a couple of bottle of water, wearing t-shirt, shorts and protection for my feet.
How about at a job interview
During an exam
Hospital, dentist treatment etc.
watching a sport event live at stadium, because your team are not performing well, or nothing happening in the match.
Three points. *hanging head in shame* Srsly though, what’s wrong with a little bath tub Skype’ing when your boyfriend’s living on the other side of town??
I have a dumbphone. It keeps me from doing this.
Four!! But only text cuz I don’t have an app for internet on my phone.
None.
nerdyveggiegirl is spot on
that is sad but I’m from the babyboomer generation
as my sister was being wheeled out of surgery her teen daughter was texting or doing something and I said,”Ashley, this is not the time.” I think she was probably nervous and didn’t know how to respond or didn’t want to feel?
we just did it with watching t.v.probably
Just 2 points
I feel like you deserve 3 extra points if you text at YOUR wedding vs someoneELSE’S wedding
5… aka im a horrid human being.
0
I use mine on the tolite and in the tub but tub texting can lead to electricution so if i get a text while in the tub i dry my arms and hands off on a towle then i text:)
Seems, RL is too much boring to them
Cheers, Michel
I can’t stop texting while I’m in the church XD
None!
Not one! I do not text. Period!
3 points for me. I only go to funerals if I’m really well acquainted with the deceased so I’d find that horribly disrespectful.
There’s nothing wrong with texting on the toilet!
zero
I’ve probably sent out a pulse or something while in the bath, but otherwise none of these.
all of the above lmao
i do it on the poopoo all da time. no shame.
omg – at a funeral?
Wanting to be independent, and probably seen as having it all, it looks that there isn’t a transparent line between treated equally or being pandered to More Here
I don’t think I want to visualize that someone is taking a dump while txting me or making their Xanga post. Nothing you have to write is that important that it cannot wait a minute or 2, and why would you want to extend your time on the toilet
Just do you buisness and get out. There’s many more comfortable places to sit while txting, and besides, someone else could be waiting to go in there!
I can say I am not guilty of any of those things. Because I have my cell phone fixed for talking only, no surfing allowed. Bro. Doc
Only one.
None. :3
Hi, Dan
I have done none of those, but I use an old Samsung easy to use cell-phone to take photos.
I have taken photos is most public places–like I even took a cell-phone photo of my MIL in her casket–completely disgraceful. lol
frank
I think everyone does the toilet one, and the one’s who say they don’t are lying.
Guilty on all account except I’ve never been to a funeral nor to a wedding at the age of texting. ( I went to three weddings and each of them ends in divorced. Talk about bad luck. And the funeral was one time when i was like 10. )
guilty of 5.
No 3 is not one of those 5. If it is, clearly you’re not doing it right.
4.
Sex, toilet, bath, and driving.
zero ^..^