February 18, 2013
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I Would Give My Left Nut
I had a friend years ago that used to say, “I would give my left nut. . .” to all sorts of things.
Recently a man was awarded a £ 1 million payoff because doctors removed the wrong testicle in a surgery. That is almost $2 million in U.S. dollars. Here is the link: LinkIt is a tough economy.Guys: Would you give up your left nut for $1 million?Ladies: Would you give up one of your breasts for $1 million?
Comments (72)
I doubt it. I like em where they’re at
No, I don’t like stealing from hospitals. I also have a medical issue that was caused by a hospital.
I’d steal from Putin though. I’ve tried several times.
No thank you.
Not a titty, but maybe a kidney. Unfortunately the government owns my body so I’m not allowed to do that.
Hell no.
perhaps my other left nut yes.
Sure, why not.
Then I’d use that money to get myself brand new breasts, better than what I’ve got right now.
No, I don’t need the money that bad.
@Marica0701 - I was thinking the same thought! lol
I would give up one of Corey’s nuts. Does that count?
Hmmm I probably would you know, how sad is that.
$1 million, sure! And to think I was gonna pay $800 for a vasectomy
Only if my life depended on it. I like my boobs.
Hell yeah. It’s not like it’ll make a difference anyways, cause I’m already so flat lol
Is that before or after the medical bills?
No. The money would be nice, but I like having both my breasts.
Hmmm. provided my other one is in as fine working order as I perceive it to be, sure.
When I saw this blog title I did a double take. It didn’t sound like you LOL. And no I wouldn’t.
@Marica0701 - Love your practical outlook!
I probably would.
@EmilyandAtticus - Hahahaha, thanks
No.
If there is a market for them, I can probably get you all the left nuts you can imagine. Things are tough in the city.
breasts ought to get 10 times that much
Doubt it, but maybe.
I’d give up both my tits for a mill a piece and then get fake titties and a fake nipple! Seems like a good investment since you can get a good tit job for under 20 grand. Hell yes!
if I gave up my left nut, I’d still have my two right ones.
yep.
Sure. Gravity is a b***h and replacements would then be covered.
Yes. All I need is one and you can put a perfectly good fake one in there. No one would know the difference.
i don’t think anyone would want my left anything. maybe my left pinky.
No, i don’t think i could
If everything looked legit.
Depends on the situation the offer was made. lol.
You only need two so I guess I’d be willing to part with one.
I would need to know that they are going somewhere good before i would even consider.
Why not? I got another one.
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A million dollars just doesn’t go very far anymore……….I guess I have everything I really need in life anyways……..I’m content. For now anyway.
Money can’t replace the importance of boobs to a man, so no.
you could replace them with fake ones (testicles) like MedicMark says
yeah then i’d get some fake titties lol what an easy decision
If that results to death.. then i won’t .. anyhow.. never
I would definitely give a breast for $1 million dollars. Hell, I would give both of them. And I don’t think hubby would mind, either. I could finally take him to Disney world! ;P
Yes,I would give both my boobs for a million lol lol lol
NO!
@alterb4ego - are you kidding me?
@ShimmerBodyCream - Do they come with machine guns too? hehehehehehe
HELL NO!!! I and many others love my breasts just as they are.
I don’t know. At first, I thought, “heck yes! I’d just use the money to get a set of fake boobs.” But then I remembered how much I despise fake boobs. Besides, my real boobs are pretty awesome. But we are talking about a million dollars here. Ah, who am I kidding, I’d probably do it.
No.
I wouldn’t. And given this sort of mishap, I’d request quite a bit more money for compensation, especially given this man’s circumstances. Presumably, he is now left with neither, as he needed to get the remaining testicle removed in the first place.
@ShimmerBodyCream - girl yours look fine just the way they are!
For a mill, I would probably give up both nuts. Its not that I dislike my nuts, its just that they aren’t really necessary. I try to stop their spawn from making it anywhere anyway. And a mill is a nice chunk of money to help me towards my dreams!
@olwd - yes count me in with that many of people that do, lol!
i probably would, i am not using them for anyything lately, lol!
I totally would give up my breasts for that kind of money. And the added bonus of 1) never having to buy another sports bra, 2) being able to go topless at the beach/pool, 3) reducing risk of full blown breast cancer.
But in general, as far as breasts go, I can take ‘em or leave ‘em.
@ShimmerBodyCream - WE LOVE YOUR NATURALS… I mean… it’s your body.
Absolutely. They cost way less than that anyway.
Oh yeah sure would.
take ‘em both.
I didn’t know my nuts were worth so much.
I am done breastfeeding so sure, I’d give both of mine for $1mil.
our organs are more precious than money..one million dollars in absolutely nothing in comparison with organs that contains hormones that give us the enthusiasm to live our everyday lives ..the loss of testicules and ovaries and breasts are no laughing matter..most of the time the loss of them means sadness and depression..i wish people had more keenness about such matters….
I have two, and I can survive with one, so yes. I would. but if I had a choice, I would much rather not lose my testicles for money.
For once, I can give monosyllabic answers more than once. No.
I can’t use it anymore so why not? Maybe somebody else can and think about the “good” I willl be able to accomplish in the world with this money.
No, I don’t think so. You can never replace the real thing.
No.
Yup. I’d rather give both. Keep things symmetrical.
interesting. mmm.. would i?… don’t know. maybe.
I like having real tits, but sometimes I wish they were bigger. A good tit job would be nice… but idk, I think I’d rather keep both my tits and the offer on the table just in case I change my mind
Hell NO
A man, who is a professional gambler/poker player that has been in the World Series of Poker was issued a dare to get breast implants and keep them for a year for a million + cost for the implants and medical care if needed. He did it.