March 29, 2013
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Oral Sex and Bacon
There is good news ladies. You can now get bacon flavored condoms. J&D’s Food has released condoms that taste like bacon. Here is the link: Link
Just imagine the taste of bacon in your mouth.It caused me to think of other flavors for condoms.Ladies, what would be the best food for use on a condom?
Comments (48)
Possibly the best blog title ever! I don’t eat bacon. Chocolate?
You can’t just address the ladies! Men can and will suck on these condoms too. The best food for use on a condom… mint leaves.
I know it’s boring, but I don’t want the condoms to overshadow the act.
@EmilyandAtticus - it’s probably artificial. Like bacon salt is vegan.
Bacon, not good for the Jews, matzo BALL soup perhaps
Oh Lord!!
@ShimmerBodyCream - There’s vegan bacon salt? LOL wonder if the condoms have an ingredient list to check that out.
Haven’t flavored condoms been around for years? Why is this even an issue? Why not just cover our bodies in actual bacon and let our SO slurp them off? The grease would even work as a lubricant to some degree, and the protein will keep your energy up.
I always felt that makeup foundation should be beer flavored.
But as for condoms… mint? Mike & Ike flavored!!!!
Popcorn!
Root beer
Cheesecake. And Whipped cream.
A Reese’s flavored condom, please!
Gotta love chocolate and peanut butter.
Thanks for killing the whole “mmmmmmmmmmmmmm bacon” thing for me. I’ll never be the same.
Hemlock.
Gross..
I want snatch to taste and smell like snatch. And I want my bacon to taste and smell like bacon.
Is that too damned much to ask in this foul rat hole of a life?
Only in ‘Merica!
“It’s BACON!” Says the husband. “No it’s Beggin strips” Says the wife. That’s the circle of life I suppose. Husband will always have to beg for sex….
I’m going to suggest Pringles. You can’t just eat one, as they say. The potential benefits of wearing that are tremendous. Besides that, they won’t have to change their slogan: “Once you pop, the fun don’t stop.”
mmmm i think meat is the wrong way to go….although appropriate eheheh. i think a better flavor would be something fruity. like blueberries or sumthin
Chocolate or mint would be awsome but not mint tooth paste taste I mean mint ice cream.
bacon wrapped around a sausage. nice.
Candy companies need to start making condoms.
Skittles flavored cock? Oh yeah, go ahead and taste my rainbow.
would this be dangerous? there will be news where guys having their penis chopped off when the girl accidentally take a bite off it…
Bacon = gross…..but I would love a strawberry one
OMG. ♥
Bacon is for the men and women like chocolate of course.
Why would you be tasting condoms? thats disgusting.
Tootsie Pop flavor would be great. Just so I can ask the ladies if they’ll help figure out how many likes it takes…
Well crap. You’d think plain old “cock-flavoured” condoms would top the list of most wanted!!
French fries.
flavored condoms are old news. Artificial bacon + latex or other allergy friendly non-latex material, no thanks.
If you go to McDonalds you can’t even get bacon flavoured bacon.
@Nous_Apeiron - Ever taste one? VILE.
Okay, here’s the thing… When I’m not in a relationship, I don’t suck dick. Don’t wanna get STD’s in my mouth, ya know? And for real, how enjoyable can oral be with a condom on? I can’t imagine it’s very enjoyable, or as enjoyable as oral without a condom. I use condoms for intercourse, and I’d rather my vag not smell like bacon. Flavored condoms are only good for putting the condom on with your mouth. And while the fruity or minty flavors don’t usually leave too bad of a smell after the deed is done, I can’t imagine bacon would work the same way. It’s just… Not an appetizing idea, no matter how much I love bacon.
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So many men are going to have to remember that they don’t like sucking dick. jk
But really… bacon?
You fascinate me.
I don’t understand. Why would someone want to suck on a condom when they can suck on a bare dick? And why would you want a dick to taste of anything other than dick? I don’t get this kind of novelty sex shit. Sex is pleasurable enough as is.
Hmmm. Hot dog and bacon.
cream soda flavoured condoms, hell yeah.
That’s – strange. People are strange.
I think I would rather have real bacon thankuverymuch.
And Theo, you said you are reminded of other flavors. Just how many condoms have you tasted recently ?
@galadrial - No. But I’ll take your word for it. I had assumed that latex isn’t exactly tasty.
What is sex?
Not sure if caramel condom flavor exist, but that sounds like a good flavor.
Orange popsicle, so I could close my eyes and pretend it wasn’t degrading.
Possibly the only thing that I can imagine worse than having sex while wearing a condom is doing oral with a condom. No fun. BTW, this company made bacon flavored lube about 2 years ago… now that might be fun. However, I would be careful about having our dog in bed if my dong smelled like bacon.
Eating bacon will never be like it used to be ;( haha, nah, but i do think they should create many more flavours, create a six-course suckfest so to say, buhaha