April 27, 2013
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What Hurts More: Child Birth or Being Kicked in the Balls?
I was reading an article that was leading the discussion of what hurts more, women in child birth or men who have been kicked in the balls. Here is the link: Link
I tend to think that women tend to be over dramatic about pain and that childbirth is probably not that bad.What hurts more: Child birth or being kicked in the balls?
Comments (56)
Really? Must we go there?
How bad can childbirth be? Almost all children come out of it okay.
What hurts more? Squeezing your left ventricle or terminating your esophagus?
lol. idk what hurts more, i dont have balls, but having a kid feels like you’re shitting fire.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A44oEcmDn1c
go to about 4:58 and 7:12
All I can say with any authority is that it took me eight weeks to recover from giving birth.
Neither. A spinal fluid leak is the most painful thing you can go through. It beats out genital trauma, child birth, kidney stones etc etc. Straight shots of Morphine don’t even do shit for the pain. Not shit.
Aside from that though. Childbirth I suppose. There’s a reason medical examiners can tell whether a female has given birth. The child literally shifts/distorts the bones on the way out. We’re talking shoving a 5-12 pound over a foot long weight through a hole the size of a quarter. Which could take up to 24 hours to end.
See, the argument here is not which is worse. Birth is obviously worse. However: there is not only a limited amount of times a woman can have a baby; but in general it is unusual to surpass 4; 5 if I’m being generous. A male can be hit in the balls any number of times in his lifetime– including multiple times in one event. I’ve had this situation few times, but at 20 years old have still surpassed the average amount of babies a woman will have. Not to mention, past menopause, which usually occurs in women 45 – 55, it is no longer a possibility to have a baby. If a man and a women live to age 80, the woman went through menopause at 55, the man still has a 25 year bonus of opportunity. Obviously, of course, there is no guarantee a large number of times will occur for man, and childbirth is of course worse and lasts for a longer amount of time.
Furthermore, women have 9 months of preparation and foreknowledge of what is to come, whereas a majority of the times, a man is not aware it’s going to happen and that gives a shock bonus.
I’m not saying it’s worse because of these factors, just that there is more to the question than most discuss. I figure I’ll probably never get an opportunity to bring it up again!
Kidney Stones!
I’m guessing that child birth hurts about as much as a hang nail but broads always gotta make a big deal of everything.
Dunno, I think childbirth.
Ask these guys?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkSdh5kGxEA
Balls
Childbirth. There have been tests done on men that simulate muscle cramps that feel like labor contractions and men have said it feels similar to getting hit in the balls. The men didn’t last too long.
Here is a popular example. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkSdh5kGxEA
Also, a woman who is given a good whack in the ovaries is likely to react the same way as a man who has been kicked in the balls. On top of the labor contractions a woman experiences during child birth, she is also experiencing something the size of a goddamn watermelon ripping her vagina open along with the gooch and sometimes asshole and the shifting around of different bones and organs. There’s also tons of recovery time for women who have given birth beause, well, it WAS that traumatic. (Medications such as epidurals exist for good reason. I don’t think there’s any medications for ball pain.) Men roll around on the ground for a few minutes and are fine. There’s a reason why so many women have died from giving birth, shit is not cute.
That argument about getting hit in the balls being worse than child birth because women WANT go give birth again and men don’t want to get hit in the balls again is absolutely ridiculous for two reasons. You actually gain something from giving birth…a fucking baby. And men actually DO want to be hit in the balls, hence dumbasses letting hundreds of people hit them in the balls so they can record it and put it on youtube.
After hours of getting kicked in the balls, the man is still quite alright. After hours of being in labor, the woman is not just “alright.”
When you give birth, you bleed. You bleed for days, sometimes a few weeks.
When you get kicked in the balls, you don’t normally bleed.
So if blood is an indicator of trauma, and trauma is an outward indicator of pain (since pain is subjective) … childbirth wins. Just putting a different argument out there besides the good ones already made about BONES SHIFTING.
ugh. MUST we talk about this?
Birth, I would think. Getting kicked in the figs is bad but the pain doesn’t drag out over 12 or ?? hours ( not at full strength anyway).
without an epidural?
Let me put it to you this way, being kicked in the balls is short lived, pregnancy is a nine month experience
There is no up side to obscene nad abuse.
Childbirth, but you are right that there are some women who are overly dramatic about pain. Then again, there are also some men who are as well, believe it or not.
I would guess testicular cancer is worse, especially when it’s metastatic. Childbirth isn’t cancerous. Getting the kick of cancer in any form is terrible. Wait, that’s not the argument, is it?
This is obvious. Childbirth. I think men are the ones who are overly dramatic.
Guys are such pussies.. really? What’s worse? We’re comparing about a half hour MAX of intense pain vs hours on end feeling like you have to take the biggest, crampiest, most painful shit of your life but can’t, to the point where you want to pass out and throw up every time a wave of pain comes at you.
I know the answer, and I haven’t even given birth yet. But I did get an IUD… they have to “induce contractions” to get the cervix to fully open if you haven’t yet had kids, and they do so by pinching the inside of your uterus with a metal thing. I almost passed out from the pain, and I’ve always been the, “Oh, women are so dramatic, child birth can’t be that bad!” type. Guess what? It can most certainly be that bad.
Are you fucking kidding?
Guys are such whiners about getting kicked in the nads! Imagine getting your urethra slowly ripped in half over a 12 hour period! That’s what childbirth feels like.
I’ve been savagely kicked in the groin (yes, women have as many nerve endings in the crotch as men), had gall stones and given birth. Childbirth cancels it all out!
I think being shot or having your arm or leg blown off beats childbirth…. but NOT a kick in the nads! Suck it up guys!
Call me when you’ve passed a kidney stone, sir.
I think both hurt very, very badly. One just lasts longer than the other.
I’ve never experienced either, so I can’t really say…
Dan? Hello, anybody there? You’re really stretching it with these posts dear. There is no comparison between these two, for obvious reasons, which I should not have to explain.
I tend to think that men tend to be over dramatic about pain and that being kicked in the nuts is probably not that bad.
Yeah, you know, sorry… but….
Men are pretty big babies about everything. They get a cold, wahhhh, they kicked in the balls, wahhhh…
wahh, wahhh, wahhhh, we have it so hard…
Yeah. Uh huh… big babies.
…..I would say that they each hurt in their own way, but when your consider that the entireity of a woman’s internal uterus being ripped out as the placenta and its contents pull free as well as the stretching of the muscle complex of the cervix probably causes consideralbly more pain than the Gnards of a man being mashed, as well as how long the birthing process takes, (been there for both)…. Maybe I think too much or consider things differently than others…… Either or both have their pains, no ifs, ands or buts!!! n Thanks, Dan!! lol Peace
Someone I know had to have two nurses with their hands up her turning the baby round whilst the doctor fisted her, then she ripped when the baby finally came out and shat herself infront of everyone. I’f you’d rather go through that than take a swift kick to the nads then ooooooooook moron.
Lets just ask someone who’s experienced both. Oh wait…
Always trying to get people worked up…
Childbirth is not nearly as bad as Kidney stones. The aftermath of childbirth however is Boss.
CHILDBIRTH! I was begging like a little bitch for the epidural just so say a few seconds later, I need to push. I wanted to stop pushing at his forehead. I didn;’t have any pain medication. He also ripped me like you would gut a fish….at least that is what it felt like. Lucky for me, I was only in labor for an hour and a half. However, my oldest was over 24 hours. Men, try getting kicked in the balls every minute for 24 hours. You won’t be too happy. Childbirth is worse.
Ow! I have a hang nail! Ow Ow Ow! Well – it’s a whole different thing on a jack… erm… Donkey!
I have experienced neither, but I am going to guess childbirth.
I have never been a man, nor been kicked in something I do
not have. Speaking as a woman I do think some try to draw attention, which
draws a bigger negative for the rest. I’ve given birth three times, two of
which were CSections. Once home, I did all I did before. Where as my husband’s
cousin’s wife milked her husband for a week at home (although I can see why she
did it, know her husband).
The only way getting kicked in the balls would hurt more is if the balls were also cut off after kicking.
must be joking. they are not even comparable. your stupid little balls should get hit a thousand times just for posing the question.
since it is very rare to be both male and female at the same time it would be hard to know which hurts more…i find worthy of contempt hitting a man in the genitals..before deciding for the other what hurts more we have to experience it ourselves…i compare giving birth to the pain of being burned alive eventhough i’ve never been burnt alive..that is why i never understood how a women can have more than one child…but not every one is the same….
I have no idea. I have never experienced either.
@TheGuyYouD0ntKnow - 4 or 5? Dude I am the 14th child in a family who had 15. I think my mother would have laughed out loud at what you posted.
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@chickensrule4ever - First of all, I said AVERAGE. You do realize that having 15 children is an extremely unusual thing in our society? Your mother would have laughed– and I would have laughed right back, and asked her to pick out 5 others who have 15 children.
My great grandparents had 10 kids. But guess what? Of all of those, none of them had more than 4 of their own
I had twins and I’m a very small girl….it didn’t hurt once I got the epidural but the contractions were pretty intense. Once they started bumping up the pain of my contraciions…but I’m sure getting kicked in the balls hurts pretty bad.
I’m not a dude so I wldnt kno!
The strongest ‘pound for pound’ muscle is the uterus: it weighs around 2
pounds but during childbirth can exert a downward force of 400 Newtons,
which is one hundred times as strong as gravity and equivalent to the
power in a fully extended modern longbow.
it’s like the pain you have when you get kicked in the balls and the most intense pain you feel for 15 minutes straight.
@sheWroteAblog - worse… I believe I was saying… I would rather have my face clawed off to distracts me from my pain… lol
Here’s something… ever get massive painful bubble guts? Just the beginning labor pains feel like that times 15… Also on myth busters they did a study about strength and tolerance between men and women. They showed that men are physically able to do more and exert more out but women can handle more pain afflicted on them. Plus every one is different and experiences pain differently… So there is that.
I’d say they probably hurt about the same, but child birth lasts hours and a kick to the nuts lasts minutes. Big difference. Imagine being kicked in the nuts every 15 minutes all night then every 10, every 5, every minute, every few seconds, then being happy about it afterwards. Women are awesome like that.
Sometimes, I really can’t believe the comments you add to your posts. Are you being sarcastic?
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I’ve never given birth but my co-worker has. She said it was the worse pain she ever felt, worse than her big dragon tattoo on her midriff/waist. It was bad enough for her to get her tubes burned off so she’ll never give birth again.