May 20, 2013
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Smallest Penis Contest
A bar in Brooklyn, New York is going to have a “Smallest Penis Contest” on July 20th. (A couple of xangans from New York will have to go and review it for us).
The guys participating in it “should be comfortable getting hosed down while wearing only skimpy underwear.” Here is the link: LinkLadies, give the first name of the guy from your present or past who should enter the smallest penis contest?
Comments (41)
Damn, am I going to be the first to comment?
Howard Stern already got a head start on this:
http://www.xvideos.com/video679184/howard_stern_-_smallest_penis_contest
Don’t ask me why I know this.
My response to reading the title: Why, man?
I wouldn’t know. I’ve never seen one.
^that video lol
Dan! Aw crap….
I’m so glad women don’t feel the need to twat compete.
^^ LOL. Any my answer, from my past, Joel. Funnily enough he was the best in bed though!!
My ex-boyfriend from 9 years ago. It was the poster child for “chode”.
It was hard to tell if it was a penis or a boil.
…Rob of the Sky…
LOL what?
Ooh, I should ask a gf of mine regarding an ex of hers. She always said he was all mushroom tip with no stem.
This Korean guy I dated lol
Ricky, my first. Made the first time a lot easier, too.
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I think that mhmd1434 spammer spamming comment sections with his give praise to Allah stuff has a small one and he is spamming to get attention to make up for his lack of a penis.
@heart_leigh - mushroom tip…she’s been watching the hodge twins. MAKING ALL KINDS OF GAIIIIIINS…just not in the nether regions.
@isitreal_no - So either size truly doesn’t matter, or those other guys sucked. Or both. Lol
Ex husband. I remember when I was preparing to marry him I asked myself if I really wanted to spend the re rest of my life with somone whose member wasn’t even big enough to satisfy me. Oral sex, believe it or not, can get old.
i see a girls night coming up in July! and, a lady never f#$ks and tells ;P
I’m entering
I think the longest might be more interesting
@byinstinct - Hahahaha! No, I don’t think she watches Keith and Kevin aka The Hodge Twins, but the mushroom tip reference had me in stitches.
….>_<
Bella. even though Karen`s blurb is super… last week I got a gorgeous Lotus Carlton since getting a check for $8645 this-past/five weeks and just a little over 10/k last munth. it’s realy my favourite work Ive ever had. I actually started four months/ago and almost immediately was bringing home over $74.. per/hr. I follow the details on this straightforward website, http://www.rev24.com
he was a pilot. they say its not the size, it’s how you use it…. unless it’s THIS small. then there’s no hope for you. (and you have to become a pilot because multi-million dollar aircraft is the only way to compensate, apparently)
will someone sponsor me..and pay my plane ticket..i will give half of the winnings!
hmm this should be very interesting lol
Well, there are plenty of guys in the town where I live with trucks that scream “overcompensation” loud enough to shake houses. So one of those dudes, I guess.
MIKE. it wasn’t even the size of a vienna sausage. i kicked him out of my house when i reached into his pants and felt his nub. disappointing.
Randy.
@I8it - Gah. You just explained my life’s story. Not cool, ma’am.
I can’t believe any male would actually compete in this contest. Most men want to think theirs is HUGE not little. And can you imagine what a blow to your ego if you actually won that contest?
Faron Goff. And he was a total douche.
@heart_leigh - if i ever heard a woman say mushroom tip, she gets automatic cool points.
@byinstinct - A mushroom tip going “balls deep” and “bustin’ all KIIINDS of nuts” in them “sugar walls?” lol!
Love, love, LOVE the Hodge Twins! 
@heart_leigh - LOL, dem suga walls!
哈哈 我笑了
I’m more concerned with who would actually enter a contest like this LOL WTF
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