Saturday, 23 August 2008
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Too Fat for Jail
A woman who weighs approximately 1000 pounds is accused of killing her two-year-old nephew.

The problem is that they can't get her out of her front door and to court. The sheriff has said they can't keep her in jail because of her extensive medical problems. So she is currently just staying at home. Here is the link: Link
Do you think the government should spend the extra money to jail the woman when she can't move anyway?
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Comments (136)
The death penalty might be fun.
Put her in a cell with an 1800 calorie diet and i guarantee justice will be served one way or another....
she pretty much already is in jail. she can't move, she can't leave. she is already bound. i think that may be jail enough for her.
Yes, spend the money, but make a Broadway Musical of the whole affair and get the costs back that way.
No person is outside the law. She managed to kill a person despite her weight.
I think they should make arrangements for her to be put in jail. If she killed a two year old child, then that is where she deserves to be.
-CrazyKey123
She definitely deserves to be punished. If there is no justice she will just assume she'll be able to get away with whatever the heck she wants.
Blow her house up.
PS I love this Dan. More funny news! More often! Please!
I know everyone's thinking it... How'd she kill him? sit on him? ;P
or did she get hungry??
They should make her pay for her own transportation. And then feed her the normal amount for a prisoner.
@WeSnCaRmEn - lmao, agreeed.
@WeSnCaRmEn - She farted and blew him away.
give her liposuction, than death penalty
I mean, it's not like she got up and went after him. A 1 yr old could have outrun her crawling. At 1000lbs. she'd have to have an accomplice unless she just rolled over on him and even then, who would leave a child near something like that, they might get hungry!!
@Dare2BDiferentt - good idea actually. The Joker would want the same
Her complete neglect for her wellbeing is punishment enough.
What a moronic person.
I hope she doesn't go to jail and she just wallows around her tiny apartment, unable to experience life at all, and she realizes that it's not the law keeping her from it, it's her own poor decisions that ruined her.
@sizzl - Amen, but turn off her phone and keep away the delivery driver
Okay, she can kill a tiny person yet.... still be treated as if she needs to live? I mean, she wasnt worried about the tiny one living but expects to be given meds to live ..?
I am just saying ..
@WeSnCaRmEn -
i was actually was
What I don't get: If she weighs that much, is she mobile enough to kill someone?
They should at least place restrictions on who can see her and such. Maybe pay someone to be in her house and make sure she only eats so much or something. There has to be some form of punishment and if she ever lost enough weight, then she could stand trial...
Hahahahahhahhahahahhahaahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahhaaha.
Got Dang! She probably sat on him! Maybe she ate him!. Sorry that was mean. I take that back.
She needs to pay for it.
What I want to know is how the heck someone let themselves get so fat?!
Really, 1000lbs? She should still be punished even if it costs a little extra. Make a big hole in the wall for goodness sake.
She's just hiding watermelons under her shirt, I bet.