I thought I would throw out some basic advice to younger guys about women.
1. You can only date a woman you are attracted to but realize that no matter how she looks, she is going to get old and wrinkly. So make sure you like more than just her looks.
2. If a woman is constantly complaining about how other guys are stalking her or sexually harassing her, don't attempt to protect her from those men. Ditch her. She will say the same about you later.
3. If there is always drama in her life, ditch her. She will cause drama in your life later.
4. If a woman only likes to hang out with guy friends, don't expect that to change after you are in a relationship.
5. If she will not lose weight before you get married, she won't after you get married.
6. Take a good hard look at her mother. If you can't imagine sleeping with someone that looks like her mother in 20 years, ditch her.
7. If she believes in "soul mates," ditch her. She will make you miserable for not meeting up to the expectation.
8. If she cries during the movie "The Notebook," ditch her. You can never live up to that movie.
9. If she is always broke and spending all of her money, ditch her. She will spend all of your money too.
10. If you don't find her attractive without makeup on, ditch her. You will see her without makeup all the time.
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Wow.. spare no one.... watch out Dan's back!...
I liked this.
I'll take it to heart. My dad told me about number 6 when I was in high school and also something about women and horses too....If she has horses be prepared to shovel shit for the next 30 years....
I kinda like this!
brilliant.
Hahahaha, wow. I concur with a few of these. But Dan, sheesh, you're all about the ditching, aren't you?
But if you love her,none of that means a hilla beans.
@DivaJyoti - my gf saw me for the first time without make up last night and I was pretty certain she was going to be like "wtf" but she wasn't and I was entirely too happy! I'm also sick so I couldn't be bothered with makeup... but she's seen me very made up and not so much made up, so I think she knows lol *shudder*
This blog has made me lost all hope of finding love.
HAHA. #2 FTW!
hey nice advice, theyre very basic and you know, lots of guys i know dont even know this stuff...
I like this side of you, Dan. Its not about asking stupid questions, but actually sharing with us what goes on in that crazy head of yours. Now if you would take the time to communicate with us in your blogs, I would kiss your hairy ass, my brother.
Basically, men, use your common sense. If you find any part of her ridiculous, that part of her is never going to change, so either you're going to deal with it or you should get out now.
Lucky for me, my mom's hot. :) Seriously.
I actually agree with this list entirely. I would like to become more beautiful on the inside day by day, to make the "wrinkles and oldness" worthwhile for my husband. I definitely have sins and flaws that are being refined out more and more, at least from what we both can see, but it will take time to be truly beautiful on the inside. You're right--that's the one thing that will matter most once we're both very old, and it's the one thing that deserves the most effort.
Not to say ALL of the effort--looking physically attractive for my husband is very important, too. ;)
If you meet any woman at all, ditch her and date your poker buddies.
#1 I always go for their personality first, never looks.
Although I have not seen "The Notebook", (#8), I must say that you have a brilliant incite. I may even go farther and say - Dan, you are a genius.
I could not agree with you more!
Wow, I hate to give you attention, but this is offensive. Big surprise.
@saintvi - As you wish.
OK....
@SarahC0828 - Ok, but is your mom hot? That's the important question.
That was actually humorous xD
I'd ditch the writer of these suggestions :P
My suggestions for women:
1) Money is not important until you need it2) If you want to know how he'll treat you, watch how he treats his family because one day, you may become his family.