Wednesday, 14 March 2012
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Dan On Birth Control
I consider myself a practical conservative. If a woman gets up and says that she needs society to pay for her birth control, I believe she will one day tell society they need to pay for her baby.
So give that woman birth control. Make sure you educate her in taking it too. She is incapable of taking care of herself and paying for her own needs. (Oddly, she is also a spokeswoman for feminism).
Would you rather pay for Sandra's birth control
or her baby?
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I like Rush's idea and make them pay for it with homemade porn. Why isn't that an option?
You don't need to pay for my birth control. You just need to stay the fuck out of my right to use it.
Sorry i'm not paying for anybody's birth control but my own.
What happens when the birth control we pay for doesn't work? I mean, gosh, we're gonna have to be responsible for that, you know, since we were the ones providing it, and that gives us a certain accountability. I mean, after all, if she'd bought her own, she might have chosen a more effective type, but we "forced" the generic stuff on her because that's all we were willing to pay for.
Face it, we're as much to blame for the BC not working as she is. Probably more so.
Personal responsibility, ftw.
Do I get to keep the baby if I buy it? I only need to collect two more for an even dozen y'know
Your next post should be Dan on Viagra.
Neither. Adults should be responsible enough to pay for their own things and if they can't afford to pay for their birth control or baby then they need to keep their damn legs closed. We shouldn't be given the option of paying for their birth control because it's less expensive than paying for their baby, it's their responsibility not mine.
She should just pray, and then everything will be perfect. Jesus will take care of everything and everybody. Just look at the world today.
@Baseballchik138 - don't forget to wedge your aspirin and pray to Jesus! that's the answer in modern society today.
Neither.
@DivaJyoti - I don't believe in Jesus.
People ask me why I don't give to charity.
I tell them I pay my taxes instead.
Birth Control > Babies
@DivaJyoti - You shouldn't assume that everybody who doesn't agree with your ideas is a hardcore Christian conservative.
We already pay for everyone's babies, and we pay for that kid with tax credits until he's 18.
I wish we lived in a world where birth control was thrown off parade floats and fell out of pinatas.
Who do you think is paying for all of Octomom's children? (YOU)
So is such a woman a slut or not?
Can I just give the baby about $100 in stock in something like coca cola or pepsi and let that grow into their college fund over the years? One time donation and it can go to the baby's education. Then when that baby is in college and starts to experiment she'll learn how and when to use birth control. Then when she graduates she can find a job that suits her birth control needs. Then she can put $100 in someone else's baby fund and pay it forward.
@Baseballchik138 - You're forgetting you're arguing with the mental equivalent of a brick wall. Just ignore the idiot and focus on the post XD
@sometimestheycomebackanyway - YOUR FACE IS A SLUT
@justtheway_youare - Yesssssssssssssssssssssssss.
No this woman is not a slut and Rush is a moron.
@DivaJyoti - hiya DJ. How ya doing?
make sure you educate her in taking it too? i don't know the intelligence level of the women you've been with but the one's i've been with know more about birth control than i do. Sandra Fluke spoke about a college student who had a cyst growth on one of her ovaries. the prescription doctors told her she needed is also prescribed as birth control. it wasn't covered by her insurance. she couldn't afford to pay for it. her ovary eventually needed to be removed. how many people have been prescribed penicillin? penicillin is also prescribed for syphilis, a sexually transmitted disease. do you want to pay for people to get a prescription that doubles as a cure for a sexually transmitted disease? i wonder if Rush Limbaugh ever took penicillin...that filthy slut.
let's get to the nitty gritty. why is Viagra covered by insurance? maybe it's men who need to be educated. you get old. you can't fuck anymore like you used to. do you want to pay for old men to be able to fuck even though it might land them in the costly emergency room due to dangerously high blood pressure levels or a heart attack? that's an expensive chance to take but it's covered.
let's take cancer. you or your child has cancer? maybe you should have quit your job and moved away from that toxic dump site. maybe the military families at the base near the toxic site now being investigated and apologized for should have gone AWOL. you have cancer? maybe you should not have eaten so much red meat. maybe you should not have spent so much time with a cell phone to your ear. maybe stayed away from alcoholic beverages. you have prostate cancer? but you didn't smoke. wait a minute...studies have shown smoking appears to prevent prostate cancer. or maybe you have cancer because of your genes or just dumb luck. do you want to pay for someone to with unfortunate genes or dumb luck to get treated.
do you want to pay for people to get flu vaccinations because they are careless enough to make the choice of going to work or the grocery store during flu season?