August 29, 2006

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  • that make two time for being second!
    heck yes!

  • i dont know what that was sry, luv ya and god bless

    lol

  • What fricking ever. let it die, please!

  • I dont know what his definition of sex wasss… but I’m sure I agree with it haha..

  • no

  • No

  • and I’m pretty sure that any health teacher or medical practitioner would tell you the same

  • I accept very little of anything Slick Willy said or says.

  • He is a pervert. 

  • Oh yes, Xanga-mastah.(bow as if in martail arts class) must love ones’ self to love others.

  • no way!  he is a bad egg

  • “What fricking ever. let it die, please!”

    Ditto…well…with a capital “L” ’cause I’m anal like that.

    Just because our last president had his little affair, that doesn’t make Bush’s actions any better, in any way, shape or form. Clinton was still getting us out of debt and wasn’t sending our husbands and brothers to war. I’ll take one little slip-up, which most men are guilty of, over a murderer any day of the week.

  • that’s kind of a negative way to look at it, isn’t it?

  • No but it sounds like fun all the same.

  • 23rd! HaHA!!

    *rolls eyes* No, sorry…you don’t automatically win at life if you sucessfully make it to the first page of comments…that’s just a myth.

  • can’t rightly say….

  • what is his definition of sex? I don’t think I know it.. (I’m over 18)

  • Heck no. No way.

  • Yes, I agree with him on everything. Ever.

  • Haha no she was fat

  • does it really matter at this point?
    but i guess if that pic is his definition, no.

  • Personally, i think that oral sex, is still sex.

  • What was his definition? That it wasnt sex?

  • Not Really but you got to give him credit for at least trying to find a loop hole.

  • Uh… I don’t even know what it is.

  • Um…he said that oral sex wasn’t sex right (he was before my time of political conciousness and his name is not allowed in my house…because blowjobs are a sin)? In that case…it’s not as bad, but it’s still…a type of sex. But like others have stated, just cuz he liked getting head didn’t make him a bad president! H was trying to get us out of debt and such! He was a hell of a lot better than Bush!

  • If Monica Lewinsky’s oral sex act on then-President Bill Clinton wasn’t a form of sex, then what was it? A massage?

  • I would have to say NO, unless I am in a similiar situation, then I would have to say.. maybe

  • Oh my goodness. I was hoping this issue would be left to die …

    No.

    -Guru on the Hill

  • Don’t remember what his definition was

  • Laserlawyer has a point. (which was put in a way that made me laugh, by the way.)

    If it wasn’t sex-what else would you call it?

  • mabye. i don’t even know what it is. do you make money off of doing this?

  • Wow Dan, you must be having a hard time thinking of topics if you’re digging up this old gem.

    But no, he was totally cheating.

  • I still don’t see why it matters (while sending us on a wild goose chase for nonexistent WMDs, not ever finding Osama, and all the other atrocities of the current administration, don’t seem to matter).

  • “What fricking ever. let it die, please!”

    Ditto…well…with a capital “L” ’cause I’m anal like that.

    Just because our last president had his little affair, that doesn’t make Bush’s actions any better, in any way, shape or form. Clinton was still getting us out of debt and wasn’t sending our husbands and brothers to war. I’ll take one little slip-up, which most men are guilty of, over a murderer any day of the week.
    Posted 8/29/2006 at 10:08 PM by filtered_sunlight”

    I totally agree.

  • I can’t believe that he buys into it either. He was just trying to get off (Pun intended? Maybe.)

  • I GUESS IF IT’S NOT SEX THEY NEED TO CALL IT SOMETHING ELSE BESIDES “ORAL SEX” HUH?

  • I love reading your xanga.

  • I don’t know what his definition of it is. All I know concerning this issue is that I don’t agree with him cheating on his wife.

  • “It depends on what the definition of is, is.”

  • To be honest, I don’t know what Bill Clinton’s definition of sex is.

    Is that a refferal to his affair with Monica Lewinsky?

  • i don’t think so….

  • I love reading the comments on this site, because no matter what, by the time you’re done reading, if you refresh the page, you have more comments to read.

  • So is filtered sunlight saying that most men are guilty of recieving oral sex or cheating on their wives? Or in his case both at once?

  • Only a complete fool would

    But of course under Bill we were at peace. Well at peace as long as your were not a Haitian, Serbian, Afghan, Iraqi, Bosnian, Croatian or a Somalian

  • Don’t know, don’t care.

  • Cutting edge think tank here. A better question would be if we thought he would behave himself if elected to head the U.N. while Hillery played Predident of the United States? And then sex would be small potatoes. Are we playing to the Jerry Springer croud?

  • no… no….no

  • I’m not sure I accept it as a good definition, but I would rather have Clinton for pres any day over George W.

    What’s a BJ here and there?  Well…..whatever, I’m not bothered by it.

  • yeah this topic is kinda old now? So, I love the 90′s

  • Q:  Why was Richard Nixon a better president than Bill Clinton?

    A:  Richard Nixon never forced me to think about his sex life.  Thank you, Richard Nixon.

  • Yes.
    In the scientific sense I am a virgin. That also applies to Bill Clinton’s definition. I love my technicalities!

  • He’s kind of nitpicking, I think. When you say “sex”, most people think of… well, sex. But if it involves those same body parts, I’d say it was pretty sexual in nature.

    His lie didn’t affect the lives of millions of people, though. It only really affected those who chose to get hung up on it.

  • I had ‘cheating on their wives’ in mind, but both is accurate. And before anyone goes getting all defensive and proclaiming how faithful they are…I did say most, not all. There are a dozen men at my husband’s office. All but one other guy and my husband, have openly admitted to screwing around on their wives. One was caught screwing around with a female co-worker. The offices that I’ve been a part of in the past two years have held the about the same amount of potential cheaters…some openly bragged about their conquests, some all but came right out and asked if they could come home with me. (Ew. No.) What’s the deal? Why even bother getting married?! I don’t “get it” and I don’t agree with it, but it didn’t affect Clinton’s work as a president. No one died from him getting a blow job or inserting a cigar into Monica.

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  • IT doesn’t really matter he cheated on his wife and that makes him a coward and a A@#%^&*! David was a king but hewas still a jerk and an adulturer! Bill did the same thing. He just used his power to so call redefine sex. Well thats great lets say sex means to jump up and down and stomp your feet! Call it what ever you want, he is still a cheater and that makes him one of the lowest forms of human life. I think we shou do stem cell reasearch on his brin while he I still alive. I disagree with filtered_sunlight abut the one slip up. this is why people go to war. Remember David he had Bathsheba’s husband put on the frontlines and killed to hide his sin. One word for you men SELFCONTROL! oh and here are two words for youAVERT YOUR EYES!

  • Why do we care about that? Is he raping small children and animals? Is he a child porn advocate? No. He happens to be a cheater. And most men cheat on their women. At least he didn’t start a war that had no reason.

  • Not really, he knows it was sex.  Just playing with the verbage to suit his needs.

  • Note to Dan:

    People with no thoughts or opinions are constantly posting “first!” Maybe you should delete those posts–that way, the rest of us don’t have to sit through a page of juveniles attempting to reinforce their counting skills.

    Thanks,
    Alien

    In response to the post: I really don’t give a damn about a president’s definition of sex as long as he/she/it is a capable leader. After all, I don’t plan to sleep with him/her/it.

  • It was not Clinton’s definition, but a definition ordered by the Independent Counsel’s Office during the initial questioning which led to the perjury allegations. During the deposition, Clinton was asked “have you ever had sexual relations with Monica Lewinsky, as that term is defined in Deposition Exhibit 1, as modified by the Court.” The judge ordered that Clinton be given an opportunity to review the agreed definition. Afterwards, based on the definition created by the Independent Counsel’s Office, which was limited strictly to intercourse, Clinton answered “I have never had sexual relations with Monica Lewinsky.”

  • Not really, however he knows it was wrong, but in the White House or whatever office. Gross!

  • He never inhaled either.

  • No. William Jefferson Clinton (Blythe) is a hypocrite. While he does continue to perform good works in the interest of others, he is also a bully, taking advantage of his position of power to prey upon women. REPEATEDLY. i.e. Lewinsky, Jennifer Flowers, Katherine Wiley et alia. He’s a dickhead.

  • Of course not.

    On the other hand, I don’t think a persons sex life is anyone’s business. That should have been an issue between him and his wife, not him and the nation. I would much rather have a president who makes wise political decisions and poor sexual decisions, than a president who keeps his pants zipped but makes one bad political decision after another.

  • Of course not. The man’s an idiot.

  • I also agree, it’s time to let it die.

  • Which one? He was constantly changing his definitions, and everything else he said, to please whatever audience he was talking to at the time.

  • He’s not a pervert, If I was the president making hard choices everyday, I think I’d deserve a little stress reliever.

    And another thing, I don’t see why people think he was a bad president, his mistakes were celeberty ones. He got us out of Debt for the first time in many years, but that didn’t help at all after Bush got into office, we just went back in deeper. The U.S. is frowned apon in Europe, you should talk to some people over there in person and tell them you’re from the U.S.

  • I have no clue he ever defined sex but in my book fellatio is very intimate and is a form of sex and violates marital vows.

  • No I don’t. But, I love him more than any other president of our time.

  • i havent heard it, but im gonna say no

  • No, I do not even accept his defination of  “is” .

  • I don’t care what he says or believe anything he says, but for the record, yes, oral sex is sex…there are many ways.

  • Just because our last president had his little affair, that doesn’t make Bush’s actions any better, in any way, shape or form. Clinton was still getting us out of debt and wasn’t sending our husbands and brothers to war. I’ll take one little slip-up, which most men are guilty of, over a murderer any day of the week.
    Posted 8/29/2006 at 10:08 PM by filtered_sunlight

    Clinton was a murderer too. Any private individual who’s willful negligence led to the death of a single person would spend time in prison. Clinton chose to ignore several Al Queda attacks on American targets – including their first attempt in 1992 to bring down the WTC. This willful negligence led to the murder of several thousand Americans.

    But liberals don’t like to be reminded of that, because it’s so much more fun to bash Bush.

  • I like sex…….top, bottom, upside down, right side up, and yes….even oral…..sex is sex….

    God there are so many other positions that I could mention, but you never know how old some of your readers are…that’s why I stopped when I did.

    <3333333333333Rachel

  • In all reality its a technicallity…………Oral sex is indeed sex but some people don’t consider sex -sex unless there is penetration…. LMAO!!

  • NO!!!

    oral sex IS sex, no matter what anyone else says!

  • No.  Anything genitals is sex.

  • no, I think oral sex is sex, too.

  • Oral sex is sex, no matter what definition you put on it. For Pete’s sake, it’s got the word ‘sex’ right there in the title! It’s an intimate relationship between two people.

    Now, Clinton was not impeached because he had sex with someone. He was impeached becausehe lied about it under oath. That’s the catch.

  • yep, cuz he’s the man

  • nope…what is the definition of *IS* again?? LOL!!!

  • absolutely .. NO !

  • idk but who cares everyone knows clinton was amazing and our lives were great during his presidency

    and this is the wrong group to ask most of these people are conservative republicans

  • What was his definition? lol.

                     -KrIsTiN-

  • Nope.  Doesn’t oral sex have the word sex in it?

  • who cares?  he cheated… the end.

  • I agree with filtered_sunlight and barethehair. Cheating on your wife isn’t against the law, unlike torture, holding people without charging them with a crime and monitoring phone calls.

  • Sex is penis in the vagina

  • And homosex…for the homos.

  • hell’s yes… wait, what. oh nvm

  • Would not hit it.

    I don’t accept Clinton’s definitions on a lot of things.

  • Can we get over it already?

    The adultery rate in this country is supposed to be about 70%. He’s not the only person to ever give in, he’s not even the only important person to give in.

    And I agree with everything filtered_sunlight said.

    And I honestly didn’t know he even defined sex. What was his definition anyway?

  • Okay, I get the idea from more comments I read. But I still don’t care. It’s over and done with. Let it die. Clinton had an affair. He lied about it, as most men who have affairs tend to do. The end.

  • “Sexual intercourse.”

    That, ladies and gentlemen, is the definition of sex provided by the Oxford English Dictionary. So what is the definition of intercourse? Penetration. Oral sex is not sexual intercourse.

    Also, generalizing that men who have affairs are more likely to lie about it than women who have affairs is stupid. Women are just as likely to cover something like that up as men are.

  • Of course. @_@
    Who cares about STDs? Certainly not me?

  • eh… yes and no

  • well, if you go by old rules a woman showing her ankle is a sexual act,lol. Anything can be looked at innocent, or sexually if you think about it.

  • What happened to discussing Theology?

  • Don’t get me started.

  • what’s his definition of sex?

  • who cares , at least innocent people didnt die from it.

  • and what’s that defination of sex to him??sorry.kinda slow……….

  • It depends on what your definition of “is” is.

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