October 15, 2006

  • Peeing While Standing

    Men were meant to pee while standing.  A controversy has broken out in Norway.  A school headmistress has attempted to ban boys from peeing while standing.  Apparently the boys have bad aim.  I don’t know if I have heard of such a crazy thing in all my life.  Imagine men having such bad aim.  Here is the link:  http://www.theage.com.au/news/world/aimless-youth-embroiled-in-lav-affair/2006/10/15/1160850812221.html

    Anne Lise Gjul wanted to start the ban after the people who clean the urinals complained about how the boys had bad aim.  But some Norwegian politicians are outraged by the potential ban.  Vidar Kleppe of Norway’s Justice and Order party has said “If boys are not allowed to pee in the natural way that they have done for generations, then it amounts to an assault on God’s creations.”  

    Mrs. Gjul wrote a letter to the parents asking them to think about having their boys sit down while peeing.  This is an outrage.  Clearly Mrs. Gjul knows nothing about how God intended men and boys to pee. 

    Should men pee standing up or sitting down?  

      

Comments (193)

  • I hold it in.

  • Wow. I can’t even believe this is an issue.

    Standing up. But for crying out loud … there aren’t even words for this.

    -Guru on the Hill

  • SHE HAS PENIS ENVY, and I like to stand, but sometimes when I’m tired I will sit……………

  • who cares. … geez. peeing is contingent to man’s (or woman’s) nature, not inherent.

  • standing !sitting is weird

  • Sitting down. It does reduce the splash. Or, clean your own damned bathroom!

  • Well depends on the time of day if its morning I would rather men sit down then pee on themselves

  • That’s pretty weird.

    No, that’s really weird.

  • I do get tired of cleaning pee off the toilet seat and the area around the toilet because of my sons’ bad aim. Still, I think it’s crossing a line to demand that people pee a certain way. Besides, how is she supposed to enforce this?

  • however they want?

  • Well this might sound very very strange to you, but I’m a boy and I use #1 sitting down.

  • Standing up.

    It’s fast, fresh, friendly.

    :]

  • lol!  We actually had a problem last year with one of our 5 yrs olds who was intentionally peeing outside the toilet.  Apparently it happens every year.  I can see the school trying to do a ban like that, though I don’t know how they’d enforce it.  The other option is to have someone standing behinbd the boys watching them pee, making sure they “aim right.” 

  • who caRES?
    and how would they enforce it anyway?!

  • great topic choice.
    whichever way they prefer?

  • They should pee in whatever form they find comfortable. But if they are going to aim, they should be conscientious enough to actually be pee inside the toilet. I live with men. And yes they do have bad aim. Cleaning that toilet is disgusting. Instead of banning boys from peeing standing up, they should as punishment be forced to clean their own mess. Then you might find them developing startlingly good aim.

  • Unless I get in a terrible car accident that leaves me paralyzed…I will always pee standing up. In fact, if I’m ever paralyzed like that, I will still set up some hoist system where I could use a chain wrapped around my body to lift me to a full upright position…and then I’ll still pee standing up.

  • who cares again?

  • Standing lmao, but however the hell we want to.

  • If men were meant to pee sitting down, they’d have a vagina!!

  • Well, how young are the boys? I mean, I know a couple people who have worked as teacher’s aides for elementary school-age kids, and they have mentioned that some of the younger boys (I’m not sure exactly what age) had trouble with aim because they were a bit too short for the height of the adult-size toilets at the school. Maybe the school just needs a few kid-sized toilets.

  • I pee standing up.

  • Hahahah that is bizarre.

    I’m not a guy.. and I don’t care which way they pee.

    I don’t think she should make guys pee a certain way though, lol.

    Making me laugh!

  • hahahah, this is too funny. I remember hearing some news story sometime back with some European women trying to change men’s peeing habits by taking out urinals from bathrooms and having them pee while sitting.  It’s stupid.  Sometimes I pee sitting and sometimes standing.  Usually if I am visiting at a house I will sit just to be safe and it usually does’t make a sound.  However to force guys one way or the other is stupid.

    Ok fellas.  Serioiusly, lets lift the seat before we pee, let’s put the seat down after, and let’s wash our hands.  Let’s follow what the sign said in one bathroom “When you sprinkle when you tinkle, be neat and wipe the seat.”  It’s just common courtesy.  I don’t blame women. Guy’s bathrooms are nasty.

  • What they really need is a good war or something. Seriously, how idiotic can you get?

  • I pee both ways….

    it’s kind of one of those “mind your own business” things.

    -Jacob

  • And who the hell is going to enforce it?

  • How would they know if they were standing or not anyway???

    -Jacob

  • They can pee how they want to pee!

  • who cares?! lol

  • When I was in third grade (I think it was third), Mr. Felizzi had to give all the boys in my class a lecture about peeing into the urinals. Perhaps we all peed with poor aim as a rebellion against the strict rules.

  • I’m not a guy, so I wouldn’t really know, but I don’t understand how a guy can sit down and go pee.
    Wouldn’t that be kind of painful?… … heh. eheh.

  • I think men should pee sitting. I also think they should wife there thingy afterwards, and not just shake it a bit.

  • If God wanted me to pee sitting down, he would have placed my penis in my ass.

  • I guess it all depends on what each man wants to do. Personally, I wouldn’t really know.

    [ariana]

  • I say take a stand and…stand. Also if she is so worried about their “aim” then maby she should teach them how to “aim” better

  • I think this is where the women want a little too much control…

  • Um…who really cares? As long as there’s no pee on the seat, I don’t give a damn. I mean, not everything has to be the way “God” intended it to be.

  • Well, personally, I’d say sitting down.  But that’s because I have two fella’s in my house with ADD and neither one of them can keep their attention on the things at hand and end up peeing everywhere else.  But see, I have to clean it cause neither one of them claim that it’s theirs, yet we all know that it’s not mine…

  • They should pee standing if they want to but they should learn to aim . . .

  • i had him clean where he gets bad aim. suddenly, his aim improved greatly.

  • How else can we write our names in the snow?

  • Standing up is my normal way!

  • Standing up.  Although I do have to agree that when men stand up, the bowl does get pretty digusting.  And what’s up with leaving the entire seat up all the time?!?

  • lol how about if they are required to clean up the seat if they miss?

    Geez lol

  • As disgusting as it is, let them stand… geez!

  • Men should have the freedom to pee in which way their souls desire.  How dare this woman rob those poor boys of their male birthright.  The next thing you know Norway is going to have a generation of emasculated men because they were forced to pee standing up.

    The people who clean the bathrooms should shut up and do their jobs.  If part of your job is to clean a bathroom, you should be well aware that you will encounter things that are gross.  Leave the boys alone and play tiny violings for the cleaning staff (or fire them which ever is easiest).

  • Hahahaha! That’s the stupidest thing I ever heard. Just pee for crying out loud. I don’t care how you do it, as long as I don’t have to clean it up. And in guys’ defense, there is a whole lot of pee around the girl’s toilet seats too.

  • damn I meant pee sitting down.  My brain is still sleeping.

  • I hike my leg on the fire hydrant. After all, all men are dogs right?

  • Sometimes peeing is like a sport– how far can I pee? can I pee while running or doing a headstand? Stuff like that. If the issue is aim she should make a target for them to try to hit, not ban standing. If there was a target I can almost guarentee the problem would be solved.

  • this reminds me of a joke.

    god told adam and eve “i made something where you can stand while peeing. but only one of you can have it!” well adam wanted this and said “me me! i want it!” and eve just said “adam can just have god. i don’t care”. well god said “that’s unfair to you eve. i’ll give you this other thing i made” well eve just sai d”ok. but what is it called?” and god replied “a brain”

    haha

    anyways. i’m just thinking about the peopel who have to clean the tiolets. and i feel sry for them. so while at skool, they sit down until they can aim better.

  • Even better than a target… a maze!

  • They should pee however they want

  • standing up, it’s one of the few advantages we actually have over women, lol.  not having to sit down on public stools, being able to write ours (or our loved one’s names with a tacky little ‘I <3′) in the snow.  Only downside’s cold hands and really having to pee, never a pretty situation.

  • omg this is ridiculous. dont ppl have better things to worry about? lol. how stupid to waste ur time on such nonsense…..well, i guess im wasting my time on it by commenting you, aren’t i?

  • They should be able to go to the bathroom any way they want.

    How does this woman expect to inforce this rule? If someone watches the child every time he uses the restroom, that’s just opening the door for other issuses to arise.

  • Ok is it just me or does anyone else know of any men who do sit down sometimes, if not all the time to urinate? My significant other sometimes sits down to urinate. It’s not a big deal whether a man stands or sits for heaven’s sake! It doesn’t make him less of a man if he sits down to urinate! It doesn’t make him more of a man if he stands up to urinate! And to be quite honest, most men as well as little boys do indeed have bad aim, especially late at night and early in the morning, as well as when they are in a hurry. Oh and let’s not forget that no matter how much a man leans forward into the urinal or toilet to get those last few drops of urine into the urinal or toilet, they always seem to dribble onto the edge if not onto the floor. Ever wonder why there are those little wrap around throw rugs that go around the bottom of a toilet? Yeah, that’s right, to catch the man’s dribble that always seems to fall on the floor! Oh and come on ladies, we are no better… especially when it comes to public bathrooms! How many women here actually sit fully onto a public bathroom toilet seat to urinate? How many do the squat and hover over the toilet and hope the urine makes it into the toilet? How many women actually clean up the splatters of urine that get all over the toilet seat after they squat and hover to urinate? How many of us women go into a public bathroom and find some other woman’s urine splatters on the seat from where they obviously squatted and hovered to urinate and didn’t clean it up? Sometimes woman act like their shit don’t stink when it comes to bathroom hygiene, but men are not the only “messy” ones.

  • One the reasons guys stand to pee is not onaly b.c of the whole we are able ot thing, but becase some guys do pee on the seats (Who knows why?) and os it makes it impossible to sit down. If they make it law first, who will monitor them? If it a catholic school, then i guess that concern is abolished. And second If one kids pees on the seat, then are all otehr boys to sit in it? icky. I cannot belevie some one Dragged God into the pee issue. I doubt the HOly Father gives a shit (ha ha get it?)

  • When i was little, i was always jealous that my brother got to pee standing up.

    Trauma.

  • Second, who cleans norways bathrooms? Not immigrants… oh, then that explains why someone listened to the janitors complaints then. Silly norwegians, no wonder germany invaded the nin WW II. It was not a matter of security but of “Well why the hell not, u know they sit while peeing?”

  • As long as they clean it up, they can pee how they want.
    Otherwise, they’re at the mercy of the cleaners.

  • Ew no thanks aha.

  • I only sit down when I have to pee at like 3 AM and I’m drunk and I don’t want to turn the lights on because it’ll hurt my eyes.

    This event occurs only about once per 6 months.

    Otherwise, I pick a tree and stand.

  • Socialism marries feminism and Norway runs amok.

  • They should pee balancing on one leg, hopping up and down and rubbing their stomach counter-clockwise.

    Seriously.. men should be able to pee however they want to. Their choice.

  • she could kneel in front of the toilet and give the boys something to aim at. Communist bitch!

  • Well- Personally- I love urinals! I think they are lovely to take photos of! I hope that there is always a use for them…

    However-
    Coming from someone I “know” pretty well- He used to have to sit down to go- because he had a “Prince Albert” and it would leave somewhat of a spray if not carefull…

    (Google it if you don’t know…Heee Huzzah!)

    XoxoxoX
    Jane

  • They should pee however they feel comfortable.  There should be no condemnation for those men who want to sit and pee and no law against men desiring to stand and pee.

    My dad said that woman are worse to clean up after regarding the bathroom.  He grew up with two sisters and went on to have two daughters.  Since he cleaned latrines in the Army, he’s very good at it, so it is his “chore”.  He told me one time that woman almost have worse aim then men and no reason for it.  He also talked about “that time of the month” and ended up making me want to throw up…so I won’t even get into that.

    So, going off of this post, if men are banned from standing and pee’ing, then women should be banned from pee’ing.

    If I was a boy and went to that school then I would sit and pee…only aiming for the wall or door I was looking at.  lol  Now, that’s bad aim.

  • wow, im laughing! quit trying to control the way i take a pee!

  • Standing up, but outside behind a tree were than can’t miss

  • lol! i remember in like 1st or 2nd grade, my buddies and me would see how far away we could pee into the urinal. we always tied at the wall because we couldn’t go back anyfarther.
    we always did funny things with our weeners

  • Who am I to tell a man how to or how not to pee?

    Good grief!

    As if there are not more important things going on in the world.

    Do what makes you feel comfortable.

    In a public restroom setting I think woman are far nastier than men.

  • haha funny you mentioned this. i just bought a new toilet seat. it grosses me out when my son takes a bad aim and it gets behind the seat. yuck. i really want a whole new toilet but that will have to wait. in the meantime, i put gloves on, clean and disinfect.

    i have a question: what if the guy is doing number two and has this sudden urge to pee? then he does it sitting down, correct?

  • thats weird, why dont thye just make them clean up after themselves or just learn how to aim? i saw just let them pee standing or sitting its up to the person

  • Requiring boys to sit could psychologically emasculate an entire generation. That being said, men can be terrible slobs when it comes to this subject. Maybe Norway could launch a national marketing campaign to educate boys/men about having good aim. :)

  • I don’t think there’s a particular way that they SHOULD stand.  It really should be up to the guy.  But that headmistress has got to find better things to complain about.  Wow!

  • “I can see the school trying to do a ban like that, though I don’t know how they’d enforce it.  The other option is to have someone standing behinbd the boys watching them pee, making sure they “aim right.”"

    Haha, I love that.
    Seriously though, I think that’s just silly
    It’s a guy’s instinct to pee standing up,
    I think if she had to pee standing up instead of sitting down, which is natural for her,
    she’d better understand the idiocricy of what she’s asking.
    As for the boys, they should try to keep the bathrooms clean,
    and maybe instead, if they don’t, they should just have to clean the bathrooms or something.. I don’t know

  • Maybe they should tell their custodians to quit bitching. If they don’t like their job, they should hire someone who will.

  • I don’t think it matters which way they pee. They just have to pee without making a mess.

  • Actually, there are times when I *have* to stand up to pee, that when I try to sit down to pee, I can’t until I finally stand up and turn around. I don’t know why this is.

  • in the schools I went to growing up had big tile walls that went down to a trough about 4 ft from the floor there was a water pipe that rinsed the wall down when you peed

     no fuss no muss

  • what the heck, of course standing up.

    it’s the kid’s choice. who’s to control them?

    and how to enforce?

  • Maybe they can just teach them how to aim properly? LOL, I don’t know how that can be done, but aiming is the problem, not the standing up part. =p

  • standing

  • Muslim men squat to pee (they’re not allowed to take things in hand even to aim)… perhaps this is the beginning of the end for the old Europe-peein’ culture… 

  • men were made to pee standing up… unless they are really tired and their legs feel like jello… then they sit down.

  • Peeing while sitting down is for girls and fags. Bonus points for being able to pee your name in the snow. Even more points if you can pee your name in the snow while sitting down or squatting.

  • Children do have the tendencie to miss, but how in the world would they inforce it?? Would they have gaurds watching the boys in the bathroom or something?? It doesn’t make sense…anyhow, the children, or anyone else for that matter, deserves the right to choose the way they want to pee. :]

  • Oh no….an can’t infringe on “god” and his creation….can’t prove he exists…but better not step on his toes…

  • School children are crude and often purposefully pee with ‘poor’ aim. They should be punished for doing so, but how would you enforce such a rule as they must pee sitting down?

  • Wow. The world is so ridiculous.

  • are there seriously no better issues to focus on than how men pee? Get a grip. Or get a cute little piece of ice to aim at for fun, boys of all ages love a challenge. Sheesh.

  • I can remember trying to hit the ceiling when I was a young type before I realized I was making a mess. Boys will find a way to pee all over the place no matter what. I say build walk in urinals. That way they can’t miss.

  • Omg seriously…is this the only thing they could come up with to worry about right now?

    Really…

    boys peeing sitting down…

    I’m a girl, and I just don’t see that working.

    It’s just wrong.

    That’s like asking US to pee standing up…

    No.

    No.

    No.

    Personally, though…you should pee however you want to pee…standing up or sitting down.

  • For men peeing is a point and shoot operation. The world is your bathroom.

  • As long as they clean up after themselves, they can do it standing on their heads, for all I care.

  • Different (better) version of ChIcKaRoO831′s joke:

    God came to Adam and Eve in the garden and said, “I have two gifts, one for each of you. Claim which you want. The first gift is the ability to pee standing up.”

    Adam, immediately giddy, cried, “ME! ME! I WANT IT! IT’S MINE!” God look at Eve, who shrugged, and said, “All right, Adam, it is yours.” Adam ran around, giggling and peeing on trees.

    Eve sighed. “What’s left for me, God?”

    God replied, “Multiple orgasm.”

  • Well, I don’t know how they would go about policing such a ban.  But I think that boys and men CAN pee sitting down.  Their “equipment” is limp when they pee…it’s not like an erection.  So they CAN pee sitting down.  If that guy is going to invoke God when making his argument, he needs to back it up with an actual scripture verse and, I dare say, there is none.

    I think a better solution might be to require the boys to clean their bathroom floors, toilets and urinals during last period everyday.

  • baha..however they want :P

  • Whichever they feel comfortable. Not being a guy myself, I wouldn’t really know. Neither would the headmistress!

  • next you’re gonna tell us to wear skirts.

  • It sounds like a feminist plot to me. 

  • i think it depends on the individ guy… i know some who always have peed sitting down.  i know some who would never pee sitting down regardless… personally, the trait i have always admired is that they seem to be able to pee without removing clothing…

    besides, both genders can make a mess of the seat if they are not careful… just teach ‘em to wipe the area before they leave… “if you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat” seems to have worked in office situations for decades…

  • Eh, whatever is comfortable. Sitters save their wives a lot of trouble though! Lucky ladies!!

  • i say we just shoot the lady. makes things simpler

  • sitting down. then they could get rid of all the “wall urinals” in the boy’s bathroom.

  • The Bible refers to men as those who “pisseth against the wall” in 1 Samuel 25:22&34 (KJV)
    That’s hard to do while sitting.

  • … and were there URINALS back then?

  • or did they really pee ON the walls? Norwegians would really get, ahem, pissed off on that one.

  • Standing up. And if they can’t aim properly, round them all up and make them take a class on how to do it properly!

  • how are people really going to monitor that either way? have someone appointed to just sit in little boys restrooms all day, every day to see if they’re sitting or standing?

  • WHAT THE HECK!!
    LET EM PEE HOW THEY WANT!!
    IF THEY STAND< WILL THEY JUST WALK IN THERE< AND FORCE THEM TO SIT DOWN??

  • In the house or in the woods?

  • they need to put urinals in that school…that would solve the problem…at least most of it

  • Being a woman, I wish I had the choice to stand or sit.

    It would be so much more convenient at public facilities. If you only knew how bad it is to wait inline for 10 or 15 minutes just to pee. And forget about how long it takes to line the seat with toilet paper. If we choose not to line the seat, then we have to perilously hover above the seat and that is not an easy feat. Lucky you to be able to pullover alolongside any road and just let ‘er flow. You should try peeing in a squat position in an open field and not get any on your shoes! And good Lord man, do you know how much body heat we lose in the winter every time we have to pull our pants down to pee?

    No I don’t feel sorry for guys who might have to endure what us women have had to learn to live with for ever and a day!!!

  • Either way goes, but they need to clean up after themselves if they’ve got bad aim.

  • Standing up … that’s just how you guys do it, right?

    But SOMEONE should give them target practice or something, if they’re THAT BAD. Seriously.

  • Its no economical to ask them to pee sitting, takes mroe time that those boys could use maintaining the stas quo as the superioir sex? hahahah. Who cares if woman sit while peeing or if men stand while doing it. Standing is more fun though.

  • How would they enforce that?!

    Crazies.

  • Men should be able to pee however they want.  As long as they close the lid to flush and wipe up any back splash.

  • Personal preferance?

    Lol.

    But BANNING peeing while standing is a little out there.

    Not in the good way, either.

  • Oh, good grief.

    I’m not even dignifying this one with a real answer.

  • IT’S THE WOMEN WHO SHOULD SIT!!!!!!

    I am so tired of wiping urine off of toilet seats in the WOMEN’S restroom.Seems they hover over the seat instead of sit on it….then they commence to urinate  all over it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Airports are the worst.I carry Wet Ones for this very reason.

    They forget the old adage: “If you sprinkle when you tinkle ,please be neat and wipe the seat”

  • I always thought that it would be fun to pee upside down.

  • whatever they wanna do…as long as they don’t pee on teh wall…like…near the ceiling…they shouldn’t do that…as a housekeeper, its nasty to clean up…ugh…
    Kelly

  • who cares, just let them pee

  • haha – who cares. However kids that age… sometimes they do it on purpose. I wouldn’t be thrilled if I was the one who had to clean it up either though…

  • I know a couple that they buy pees standing up. It saves the wife cleaning up. And it is grosser to have to clean up the urine. I think one of the reasons boys don’t care about aim (and trust me, a lot don’t) is that they don’t usually clean the bathroom, and if they do, they don’t clean it well.

  • Oh, and girls pee sitting down, why can’t boys. They then might find out how it feels to have to go to the bathroom at night and either sit on pee drops or on cold porcelain. Not a pleasant feeling when one is not fully awake.

  • It does get tiring cleaning up after they’ve “missed”. I have three brothers.

    But really.. I thought the people cleaning the toilets at the school were getting paid to clean the toilets? It’s not like a Mom saying “ANDREW! For petes sake will you please try not to pee outside of the toilet! It’s a big bowl, how hard is that?”
     And I didn’t realize they got free choice about how the children used the facilities either.

    If you really want to change how dirty it is, have the kids rotate cleaning it with supervision.

    I’m just shocked this has even become an issue.

  • standing! when i get my own place someday, my bathroom is going to have a urinal,…nough said.

  • Hi!  I am Paul’s wife (you know, Paul…the one with the good aim)….

  • let me just say let her try peeing standing

    man stands to pee end of story

  • I would say however they want to.

    But I actually have brothers with bad aim. I keep telling them to try and stick to their bathroom but they always insist on using the one my Mom and I share because it’s warmer. So I guess my sympathies go out to people who are sick of sitting on ick. But I remember going through a phase when I was little where I insisted on going peepee standing up no matter how ill-equipped I was for it. And it really pissed me off that I had to sit while others could stand. Oh well.

    It’s crazy how much people read into these things.

  • Ohhhh! Ms Gjul! I agree! As a matter of fact, all boys/men should cease to have anything to do with their penises what-so-ever! We certainly have ALOT of nerve….

  • girls can stand and do it XD it just takes greater skill x]

  • this is an issue??
    why does it even matter

  • I prefer to pee sitting down, but nothing is more disgusting than having your penis dip into the water when you are just getting settled in.

    I HATE that, very gross feeling.

  • If he is at home and tired, it is perfectly acceptable to take a seat.

  • Boys should be given toilets/urinals with bullseyes so they can aim better.   If they miss the bullseye then they should be given shock treatment. 

  • What do I care?  I’m a girl who has never had to and has no intention of cleaning a men’s restroom.

  • I understand her point of view… If those kids doesn’t respect public property no matter if it’s a toilet, or whatever they have to face the consequences of their actions, and that’s means they have to sit down when they use the toilet. It’s not about the bad aim, it’s just they take life like a joke. 

  • If men (or boys) had to clean the toilets everytime they went, you would soon see much better aim being taken.  And I ask you…Who is going to enforce sitting?!  Grief!

  • pee however they want.
    one time my fiance told me that when he’s really tired, he sits while peeing. i had never heard of a man doing that before! but he was like, well, i’m in my own home. and only when i really don’t want to stand.

    i thought it was funny though

  • Standing, definitely!

  • she needs to hire a janitor and quit crying.

  • Wow.

    Just when I thought the world couldn’t get any worse.

  • hmm,well I’m versatile, but who is to monitor what one does in a stall?

    standing is a blessing, especially in the dirty WC where other have had such bad aim.

    Good luck enforcing, that’s all I have to say.

  • Boys should pee standing up because that is the way it is suppose to be. Bad aim, or no aim. No matter what. It would be WEIRD if they sat like us women.

  • oh brother, just let them pee standing up. don’t like cleaning it up, get a new job.

  • I pee while bending over backwards, and everyone should try it.

  • EITHER

  • I think this issue is a “members” only debate if you know what I mean. Sorry ladies and sorry to Mrs. Gjul, I say standing up. Don’t take away people’s dignity, and especially don’t take away their freedom.

  • Well, if I had to clean up the urine from people who didn’t care if they hit the urinal or not… I might have a problem with that. It’s just disgusting that anyone wouldn’t clean up what they missed. However, I’m a girl.

    I think out of the goodness of your heart, if you are in a public bathroom and you have bad aim, just sit down and don’t make someone else clean up your pee. Ewwwwww!

  • The boys’ parents should teach them to be considerate of others, and that includes not making unecessary messes. However, this is not something with which the school can be involved. If a school institutes a “potty patrol” it’s just asking for all kinds of trouble.
    Inconsiderate people will always have horrible aim, and there will always be those of us who have to suffer for it. It’s just part of life.
    PS. I clean for a living and you’d be appalled how badly some women “aim” too!

  • This is funny, ’cause I know lots of girls who wish they could stand and avoid the germs on the seat.

  • Haha well thats a funny thought.  Thanks Dan, that cheered me up.

  • You are right.

  • Let the boys pee standing up if they want to, sheesh.  I guess the school is doing pretty good, if their biggest problem is lack of aim.  Like someone else said, perhaps the school needs some toilets that are lower for young boys or get some stepstools so they are higher. 

  • This made me laugh.

    But honestly, thats crazy, you shouldn’t be able to control how someone pee’s.

    There is no way they could force the guys to do that anyways.

  • both. at the same time.

  • Hahaha, I printed the article and put it by the toilet to remind my husband to aim.

  • why don’t they address the ‘real’ issue—–bad aim? just teach the little pissin’ things how to be on target.

  • standing.  That’s the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard of

  • it doesn’t matter, just learn to aim and clean up after yourselves

  • Whichever they want, it’s up to them.

  • are you kidding? Guys are being told how to pee now??? ……………………..pft, I’m not even gonna say anything….

  • just aim better. geez.

  • that’s very strange. How about simply teaching the boys to clean up after themselves?  You know, like most normal civilized people do.

  • wow. this is very interesting! lol

    well, i’m a woman so I can’t really answer this certain uhm ‘interesting’ question.
    But with respect to the men, I think that they should be free to uhm “pee” whatever position that they feel comfortable in..

    but that’s just me.

  • What an idiot that woman is. Did it every occur to her that those boys were just having fun and need to be diciplained?

  • I think boys should be taught proper aim when they’re young.

  • God just punish them for having shitty aim. Jesus, don’t make a big deal out of it. There’s more important things to worry about.

  • how is it an outrage?

    she isn’t handling it well and they’re taking it much too far, but the idea in and of itself is rather stupid.
    how does one make a boy sit down?
    would you police the toilets?

  • Don’t care…>>;

  • I’m female, so do I have a vote??

    Let them stand, but not in my good bathroom.  Also, warn men not to look right or left while peeing, cuz they invariably aim outside of the bowl and yee, gods, what a mess!!! :)

    That is my final answer.

    Christy

  • really, i dont fuckin care-what could they do, put video cameras in the bathrooms?

  • when the guys clean the toilets, they can stand and aim badly all they want.  Since I do the cleaning, I complain about the same thing.  Its discusting

  • Standing.

    If they peed sitting down they’d have to hold their penis down.. and it should be bendable and I believe a penis stand straight and points while a man pees, am I right or am I wrong?

  • Its the principle of the thing. We gotta stand! Plus, they’d have to get rid of the urinals

  • I think that school should get some targets.  These are made commercially.  I am female, so really don’t know, but heard they are a blast.  I mean that figuratively of course.

  • lol I wonder if I can enforce this ban in my home. they all have bad aim.

  • It’s personal preference. Standing up is my choice. Sitting just seems wierd to me.

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