I am going to die on September 6, 2044. It will be on a Tuesday. How do I know? I checked on the deathclock. I found this link off of foxnews.com. Here is the link: http://www.deathclock.com/
Go to http://www.deathclock.com/. Then put in your age and a few pieces of information. I dare you.
When are you going to die?
Comments (254)
First!!!
my school filter blocks this.. I guess that makes me immortal
Second! (and the first with an actual answer) >.>
ghsegiosejges
Yeah, Pinkorigami is going to die first
Fourth (With a nice funny answer…)
monday november 10, 2064
Lol that thing Is funny.
Saturday, June 6, 2043
* Talk to Your Doctor to Manage Migraines
* Filling Up with the Right Breakfast Keeps Weight Down
* The Phases of Migraines
It was updated since last time I saw it. Pretty cool
Jeremy
haven’t been that high in a while. ahah
Sunday, January 7, 2052
sunday december 6th 2065. that’d make me.. 79 years old. and since im the one with a real answer, that makes me first.
Sunday, January 19, 2042
Eventually
haha or not. i need to type faster.
Tuesday, March 19, 2086
Better get used to seeing my smiling face, it is going to be here a while longer
dude. i clicked it again with my same information and got a different date.
haha
Wednesday, September 16, 2082
omg top 10!
Monday, July 6, 2026
Heh, that’s kind of early…
sorry top 16
I am going to die when I’m through living.
november 4, 2051….
December 21, 2070. Woot!
Tuesday, February 12, 2069.
eh, as long as my sister is dead and it doesn’t screw up her birthday that year(she was born on the 20th)
Happy skinny girls sure live a long time
april 30, 2071. :O
Sometime in 2034. I hope I don’t have to wait that long!
may 1, 2053.
thats not long enough!
thursday, may 23, 2047
Monday, November 18, 2075
I hope not for a long time … I have some things I have to do before I die …
theres always gonna be better technology, medicine, etc. to extend life. so =D
Actually there’s SOMEBODY I have to do before I die! (yes, Dan, it’s YOU)
the clocks really random, i did the same result four times and got 2075, 2080, 2087, and 2078. o.o but its a good estimate.
Friday, May 14, 2055
when im 60, already know that, dont need to go to that site
Tuesday, August 2, 2072
I’d rather be surprised
Saturday, May 23, 2071
I’m gonna be OLD.
Sunday, April 7, 2069
2024. Haha! It doesn’t like the fact that I’m a nasty piece of work and I smoke. Biotch deathclock.
Sunday, May 18, 2059…. an interesting day since i was born on a sunday…. and this will have me living a helluva lot longer than i thought i would…. hmmmm…..
january 2067
I’ve got a dozen years left – if i lose 100 lbs. i can have another 5…hardly seems worth it…
In all seriousness though, my family doctor said with my medical health that I probably wasn’t going to live past my mid-40s, so the deathclock is pretty accurate. Guess I’d better pick out a coffin!
August 8, 2064 and it’s a Friday. The weird thing is that’s just one day removed from my anniversary. Heh.
I think it’s a bunch of hooey.
~Victoria
I’m going to die on August 27, 2036!!!! Hubby is going to die on August 23, 2023!!!
2102
Jan 9, 2043
April 4th, 2054…
that’s fairly optimistic, I think I’m checking out earlier than that…
According to them, Tuesday, November 19, 2075
november 5, 2050
Friday, February 10, 2045. I will be 51.
Oh dear…..
Personlly, I really don’t believe it.
Friday, September 5, 2070 :]
Saturday, July 22, 2062. I’ll be 79.
Thursday, October 5, 2056 at age 74.
I’m surprised I actually knew about this site several years before you posted it. Score 1 for me. haha.
I’m the pessimist.
Saturday October 20, 2068
i got a while to go yet lol
Me too, sice I’ve done it, I’ve lost maybe 4 million (billion)? seconds of my life.
Thursday, December 3, 2076
tuesday, july 3,2070
Monday, March 7, 2033
I have a lot to do before then. Better get at it!
I won’t live one second more than what God has granted me. Could be tomorrow. Ya’ never know.
(since)
I agree with Aslans Daughter
That puts me at a ripe 88 years old. I’m aiming for 100.
Sunday, April 3rd, 2089
Wednesday, December 14, 2089. I will be 100 years 4 months 22 days old.
Wednesday, May 29, 2058
I’m older than you, but it looks like I’ll live longer. Don’t ever make a joke about my age again, dead boy!
Just kiddin’…lave ya, Dan!
February 9 2061
Wednesday, November 6, 2086. . .98 years old.
Almost there. That’s the prediction after hitting the button three times.
Thursday, May 1, 2098 (no joke)-I’ll be ancient.
I’m going to die on my baptism date (Christmas) in 2072… how appealing.
Especially since it’s on a Sunday.
June 28, 2070
79 years old, geeze
Hey, what’s the deal here?
I change my gender to female, and all of the sudden, I have ’til Friday, April 20, 2091. That’s five more years.
march 14, 2071. i’m living to be 80. that’s good, isn’t it?
Thursday, June 21st, 2063….
thursday, november 27, 2077
but i don tthink i believe it
Wednesday Feburary 16 2089
wow after Valintines day
xX-Nicole-Xx
HAHA
you could die TOMORROW
THIS IS A WARNING, DAN *LIGHTNING STRIKES* *EVIL LAUGHTER*
MUHAHAHAHAHAH
o_O
I apoligize, I’m hyper
I’m not doing that. It sounds like a death wish.
My mom was supposed to die last July.
Saturday, February 25, 2096.
Wow. I’ll be 103 years old. Sweet.
i hate those websites! they just pick a random date! i did it but i forgot when i will die
And if I were male, Sunday, October 18, (my birthday. How nice) 2082
WHOA!!! ill be 98 years old…
Sunday, January 25, 2071
June 4, 2070 —-> I’ll be over 100 years old!!!!!!!
Sunday, January 6, 2064 – normal mode
Friday, March 13, 2082 – optimistic
That is at my current weight. I checked to see what would happen if I lost 40 lbs. and got to a healthy BMI and this is my (normal mode) result : Tuesday, January 6, 2065. I only gained a year. So thanks, but no thanks death clock. I’m going for 101 anyway.
I am going to die… well… the site is crashed because you have so many readers that are checking it out… guess I will try again later.
It takes that page a ridiculously long time to load….I’ll put my response up when it’s finally done!?
How morbid.
“Server cannot be found.” Maybe I’m already dead, like that dude from The Sixth Sense!
i am going to make it through this year if it kills me…
that’s actually a line from a song.
i don’t know when i am going to die. i can’t get the death clock to work haha i guess that makes me immortal as well. i won’t be here a long time, so i want to live for what’s important. i’d rather have individuals realize how precious life is and what we should do with our time instead of reminsicing of what could have been.
well it would be sad but wouldn’t it be kind of ironic if someone died waiting for the death clock site to load? that would be funny
August 09, 2048 – though I don’t believe that. If I make it out of my mid-50′s I’ll be pleasantly surprised!!
Sorry for the long lapse in being about, I’ve had to revamp my life and my site – and recommite to taking care of myself – including the things I enjoy…and Xanga is one that I’ve missed.
Look forward to being back in the swing of things and reading your posts.
March 18, 2047
hmmm….
Monday, September 12, 2067. I’ll be 79. I played around with some of the info and got the same date. Hmm…
never.
“Man when it comes I won’t even notice it, I’ll be too busy lookin’ good.”
I’ve always had a feeling I was going to die April of 2009. I don’t know why.
september 6 is my Birthday
March 13th 2049
Hummmm only 80? Not good enough… I want to be on TV for that SMUCKERS JELLY- “I turned 100″ birthday tribute thing!
At least I am optimistic, have never smoked, and at at good BMI! Huzzah!
XoxoxoX
Jane
scary but I’m game. Here I go
Wednesday April 23, 2064… hahaha! we shall see! i guess i put my life in gods hands now!
The deathclock link refuses to open up….but I can tell you this…whatever day that I die will be a good day to die!….I posted ”death quotes” on my blog yesterday!
link is farked
No thanks. It will get here soon enough and I’m pretty sure I don’t even trust FOX for the weather let alone my death.
I dunno… the stupid website doesn’t work for me.
I figured I would die like the Eulogy I written on my post.
Saturday, October 25, 2070.. i’ll die when i’m 79!
Tuesday- April 22, 2070
I’ll be 79.
Lol, this is making me laugh!
Saturday, November 27, 2066
omg omg omg…Ur gonna die on my bday like 38 years….hehehe..I’m sowwyz…..that’s kinda horrible…..but kinda kewl….lol *HUGZ* I’ll miss you!!!
hm…I’m gonna die….Wednesday, November 18, 2065….wow…I have a very long time left! hehe! WEll ttyl! *HUGZ* ~*HEADA*~
Saturday, February 6, 2066
ripe old age of 79
Monday, September 13, 2083
ill be 96 lol
October 20, 2072. At first, I was actually afraid to click on that link, as pathetic as it sounds. I was afraid that I would get a date that would be like, November 1, 2006, lol. I don’t really want to know when I’m actually gonna die, then I’d be paranoid and freaked out everywhere I went, lol.
-KrIsTiN-
I once checked it out a long time ago. Sometime in the 2070s, but I could have guessed that on my own, anyway. Who is so morbid that they created a deathclock? And why did I have to be so curious that I actually checked it out? Creepy.
Wednesday, September 12, 2074
I’ll be 84
deathclock? DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! (heavey metal music) DETHKLOK, DETHKLOK!
December 29, 2068
79 years old. Hmm. Average!
Wednesday, November 20, 2047
Which is more opptimistic than i would have liked.
Sweet. December 21, 2078. I’ll be 104. . . A tiny bit creepy: My Great G’ma just died a couple years ago, and she was 104. Her daughter (my G’ma Dot) is 88 and still going strong. Papa Bear says I can plan on outliving him by a few decades.
December 7, 2063… Perfectly fine with that.
Wednesday, September 10, 2070. Damn … I might live to be old … if the family disease doesn’t carry me off … actually, with that timing, the family disease probably will carry me off. lol. If it’s meant to be, it’s meant to be.
-Guru on the Hill
Wednesday, October 18, 2045
I’ll only be 55. That’s more depressing than I thought it would be.
Wednsday, April 1, 2093. A bit on the unrealistic side seeing as I’d be 103…but interesting all the same.
I’m supposed to outlive my twin brother.
I hope not!
Hmmm…it would not calculate my bmi correctly, but gave me till january 30, 2049-which puts me at almost 100!
Wednesday, July 4, 2085
Le gasp! Maybe a firework will explode in my face… xD
May 1, 2038.
You didn’t have to dare me.
I was already on my way
Grr. I hate finding sites that don’t work on IE on my computer. Myspace is one of them.
And the pop-up bit comes up blank on Firefox.
Oh. The joy in the haziness.
To empirexstate, I use firefox. It took it a minute to load…
lol sadly, everybody_do_thebender, I had the same reaction to “death clock”.
Dec 06 2060. I’m overweight and that’ll put me in my 80′s. Sounds good to me I’m sure my mind will still be intact when I go.
Tomorrow….. DAMNIT
i’m immortal because my connection was refused when attempting to contact deathclock.com
friday february 1 2030. gahh. 733,886,500 seconds.
wait this isn’t fair. everyone else is dying in their late 80s and i’m only going to be 39!!!
I totally would’ve done it if my school didn’t block that website…
Apparently, I am already dead. It refuses to calculate my death. I keep getting a no connection message.
April 25, 2035! Yayyyyy
So, um, I’m going to die when I’m 50? That’s… hmm, is it depressing?
I’m gonna die whenver I die; it could be tomorrow, the day after, five years from now, or whenever.
I honestly rather not find out because, even if that thing was true, and you find out your future then your life is already over, whether it be five, ten, or however many years from now, it was over when you first found out. Again, if it was real, many people will go crazy because when it comes, they’ll already know it and there is nothing else they can do about it. If you don’t know your future, but are at a point in your life where you could die, you’ll still have hope because you know that you could still be alive after that, instead of knowing for sure that you’ll die and not have any hope left because of it.
the site won’t work. guess that means i’m immortal.
This is probably ’bout the same thing, but I’ll “add” it on anyways.
Just because you found out you’re gonna die like twenty or so years from now, there’s always a chance that you could be walking down the street and then someone was speeding and then run into you and then you’ll die. So I guess, it could either hurt or help you, to a certain point anyways.
RYC: I would have said that, but the joke was taken further up in the comments. (Of course, the one I used might have been taken as well, but I did not read that far down this time.)
RYC: ’tis a futile quest, I know.
Tuesday, April 27, 2027
that means i’m going to be 36…
that’s quite sad..
oh never mind it finally loaded. i’m going to die Friday, July 11, 2053. that’s 10 days before my 61st birthday. jeez why can’t i just live 10 more days, so my last minutes can be spent eating cake and ice cream?!
LOL… that is histarical…erm, did i spell that right?
Well, if I change my attitude and be “optimistic” I’ll live until March 9, 2088. If I’m pessimistic, it took 50 years off my life. Hmmm.
Your Personal Day of Death is…
Tuesday, December 8, 2054
yeah thats just depressing and fucking retarded
and they just pick a random date so thats not when your going to die so shut up
October 31st 2006! Halloween night! Maybe a fast traveling car will take from me what hundreds of enemies never could!
mine is taking forever to load
september 27th 2048 i will have just turned 58 years old
You’re an idiot, aren’t you?
Sunday, March 31, 2069 – Normal mode, I’d be 79 at death
Saturday, June 16, 2091 – Optimistic mode, I’ll be 101 at death heck yes!
I truly am optimistic though..so yersh
i’d rather have a heads-up on the ‘how’ before the ‘when’
Sunday, October 16th, 2050… A Sunday? Isn’t it bad to die on the Lord’s day? At least I get to have my birthday first.
Death Clock said July 9, 2024
Thursday, May 1, 2070
According to my results, you’re going to outlive me by two years.
Monday Aug. 15, 2089
Monday, February 7, 2089
Monday, Feb, 27, 2051….I will be 80…only 80….I want to live longer than that! I really did not like the seconds ticking by…geesh!
Looks like a few years before you do. So throw a party in my honor when I am gone.
Click it again, you’ll get a different date.
is that thing right because mine said id live to be 104
Monday, April 4, 2072.
I will be (I think) 79 years old.
February 11, 2087…I would then be 100 years and 5 months old…huh…
When I’m 113. That’s just what I decided, well we decided. My signifcant other and I.
Tuesday, March 22, 2067
yep 113. that’s when we will go.
Friday, October 28, 2067
May 31, 2045 is the one I picked. I did it about 20 times without changing the information and got a different day and year every time.
It changes depending on whether you ask it to be normal, pessimistic, optimistic or morbid. I asked it i be optimistic and it says I will live to be 90.
I dispute that. I will live till 100.
even if you give the exact same info, Everytime you click the button it gives a different death date. I end up dieing between the years 2055-2067. Oh and get this… Britney Spears… their celebrity obituary… dies February 13, 2061… so even though I’m obsese and I am 7 years or so older than she is… we are still going to die around the same time. So… to hell with the dieting and exersise! LMAO!
Well, according to this Death Clock… Monday, September 30th, 2075. Making me 89 years old.
Hmmm…
I think I’ll just leave it up to God
I’m probably not going to live to see my college graduation
at least that’s what medical professionals have told me
i’m still going to go to class and work full time though
Oh I love the deathclock!
Tuesday, July 12, 2072
Hey, what’s the deal here?
I change my gender to female, and all of the sudden, I have ’til Friday, April 20, 2091. That’s five more years.
Posted 10/29/2006 at 8:21 PM by JoelBerish
Okay, I’ve got to say it just because nobody else did:
Why do men die before women? Because they want to! (sorry, it’s bad. I’ll behave)
Mine says anything between age 89 and 98 without changing anything…..
Monday, December 9, 2069
I’m only living ’til I’m 79. Because my weight puts me in health risk? My BMI is only 27.
March 31 2081. But they didn’t ask me if I drink…just smoking
June 20, 2068
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damn.
Wednesday, October 17, 2029
which will make me um…. wow. 39.
8/2/2063
Sunday May 3rd, 2048
later than you. XD
Friday, August 7, 2065
i don’t want to die so late.. i will be 79 that time …=[
I am going to make it to America’s tri-cenntennial. Yes! Of course that assumes that the U.S. is still around then.
Tuesday, November 6, 2068. I’ll be 95.
September 22, 2063.
It says I will only live for another 57 years. I will be 77 years old.
I think I will live longer. : )
I remember this test. I took it years ago, when I was still in high school. I was supposed to die some day in September of 2003. Look who’s defying death.
Okay, so I took it again. Now it’s: February 12, 2087. Hell I’m going to be 102 before I die.
I hope you idiots realize that its an average .. 74 years for male and around a little more than that for a female?
January 3, 2067
when my brain stops functioning
Sunday, April 4, 2088.
I wonder what those people are doing to decrease the number of days they would be breathing
wait… i’m gonna live THAT long??????
i guess not smoking, not doing drugs, living in the truth, honesty and love no matter the cost will pay off huh.
oh yeah and
i’m dying on my mother’s birthday. how classic. (i promise this will be the last one)
2047 it says. I think I will live longer.
Saturday, December 1, 2068
I will be 63. Aug. 26, 2046
Wednesday, October 13, 2049
2/25/33
I did the death clock a while back.I forgot when it said I would die, but I also put the information about a friend of mine in who died around that time. Ironically, I still would have out lived him(though he was over 20 years younger) but it would have only been a month;_;
whoa is it really accurate? Im living to 2045
Friday, March 25, 2011. 4 years left.
If I was a man? Tuesday, February 2, 2027. How unfair.
Did it again…the same info…Sunday, May 30, 2032.
What happened to March 25, 2011?!?!
How scientific.
Friday, October 10, 2070
I would guess 2100 would be about right
It says April 14, 2069.
But who really knows!? I could die in five seconds!
haha
wed. jan. 26, 2095
DAMN!
My goal is not to die before I’m dead.
Friday, Decemeber 18, 2026
I will be 39 years old… and right before Christmas!
September 9, 2040. A Sunday.
jan 4, 2062
Friday, April 10th, 2071.
Awww, I love Fridays…=(
I’ll be 79.
Wednesday Oct 19 2067
My goal is not to die before I’m dead.
Posted 10/30/2006 at 1:41 PM by pics99
me too.
Wednesday, February 16, 2089
That thing is retarded. All it does is calculate your body fat percentage and then figure out when it would hit max for a human to handle or something like that. There are only like, 3 variables in that entire thing.
october 20, 2087. wow. that’s a long time from now.
that website is so old. they haven’t changed it in the past 6 years. it cant include outside things like getting hit by a car, getting shot, cancer, TB, AIDS, ect. you should put in stuff like where you live, more in depth health conditions, ect. and it can make a better estimate.
… i’m gonna die on monday, october 5th, 2065.
it also doesnt include that i’m a vegetarian, i excersize 5 days a week, and that i’m an overall healthy person.
Interesting….. Looks like I’m going to die in 2051… not too far behind you!
Don’t you believe that you will die on a Tuesday, unless you can believe this one: You can be resurrected on a Tuesday. ….Love, Sandy
June 12, 2071, according to the Death Clock.
(*v*)
(Read, “We really have no idea, but we get lots of hits and looking at our foot prints page makes us happy.” (*v*)
Sunday, January 6, 2069.
I’ll be 80, yay.
Wednesday, February 25, 2071
I’ll be old! ^^
Either Tuesday, August 12, 2070 (if I’m considered normal)
or Tuesday, October 12, sometime in 2080-2095 (if I’m considered optimistic)
November 13, 2067….good gosh…ima be old!!!!!!!
ok it says 2060 but I am almost 40 so that is 54 years from now so if I live till I am 93 that would be a full life for me…
Monday, May 12th, 2031…o____o
In 2027. At age 39.
hehehe, wow, my computer blocked it so i guess that means i won’t die. haha, suckers!
Regardless, the spirit carries on.
Ah, DeathClock.com. I have known about that website for years.
April 25th, 2072. Naaaahh, too bad. i expected to live longer. and, anyway, that site is just fooling around with dates. i changed my IBM from >25 to 40something and i got the same date. whoa.
Ill die when I die Only god knows nothing else does!
Feb 4th 2075
If I stay optimistic for my life, it say’s I’ll live until Saturday, July 2, 2089. If I keep a normal mode, then it says I’ll die on Friday, April 15, 2072. Mode means average mood, right? I don’t know how accurate that is, because there are lots of other factors, like stress, disease, and of course fatal accidents and murder. Well, I’m not worried. I’ve got a long time.
Tuesday. March 5. 2047.
dammit. 52 years old. that sucks
Sat., Dec. 20th, 2070!
February the 28th 2071
I’ve done that before. I am dying on Friday, April 11, 2030.
Kinda early =
[ariana]
september 6, 2077. that would make me 90.
hmm, and i’m a fat smoker, too.
February 13, 2069….80 years old!