November 30, 2006
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Vagina Monologues
Britney Spears has her crotch displayed all over the internet.
Her naked private parts have been making the rounds the last few days. When I first saw the pictures, I thought they were fake. She wasn’t wearing any underwear under her dress. Here is a link to an article with no pics of the crotch: Link
Then I thought to myself, “Why would a photographer be in that position?” You can find the pictures in multiple places if you have any ambition at all. You can see her C-section scar too by the way.
I hear people saying that Britney did this as a publicity stunt. I have such a hard time buying that when she is already so popular. In fact, she couldn’t possibly want to have herself displayed this way. She is already in the news all the time. I don’t see how this would be good for her.
Do you think Britney Spears would do this on purpose?
Comments (131)
I have the pic of her crotch! Haha! Doubt she did it on purpose.
who knows.
wow, was I second?!
No, She’s probablly just a whore.
How could you not know your cooch was hanging out in a dress like this? That’s NSFW , btw
I don’t think so. Not even Britney would do something that nasty for the sake of publicity. Especially since she really doesn’t need to right now. That’s silly. And I can’t believe a photographer or publication would be willing to demean themselves like that (not to mention britney).
she got married for 24 hours on purpose…
I didn’t notice the scar til you wrote about it!
Oh yeah
Yeah, I just don’t know. I never thought I’d see Britney gallavanting around with the likes of Paris Hilton, either. Maybe she’s getting advice from Lindsay Lohan…who knows. Since she’s started hanging out with the Skankettes there’s no telling what she she’ll do!!
I don’t think it was publicity, I think she’s just dumb.
who knows what celebrities would do publicly?
but, no, i dont think so
No. She’s received enough hate from becoming ”ugly” from having her baby. Though motherhood is a perfectly normal thing to do! Nobody in their right mind would show their C-section scar to the world!
…. hmmm.
i think it’d be stupid of her if she DID do it for publicity, but i wouldnt put anythign past her.
I think she is a slut.
I think she was trying to show she was carefree and did not care about the press. Otherwise why hang out with those two clowns? It did get her headlines though and no headlines or press, no celebrity…
ryc: lol it was made on a woman’s shirt. even an xxl wouldn’t fit you.
most likely
I don’t know, but there have been a lot of crotch shots in the past few months: first Paris Hilton, then several of Lindsay Lohan, now Britney Spears.
Funny how Britney is now partying with Paris and Lindsay. I wonder if her new friends are giving her ideas???
I simply HAD to find it for myself.
It looks accidental enough, to be honest. There’s no doubt she’s a raging slut, but I think this one is the result of yet another overzealous paparazzi photographer.
yes – i think she’s lost. poor girl.
I do not care, it is none of my concern.
Peace be with you all,
~Sean
She probably did it without realizing it – her skank-sub-conscious did it.
I think Brittney is very immature and would not be surprised if she did it on purpose. I feel sorry for her children. They will never have a chance at a normal life.
I think it’s funny how Britney started out telling us she wasn’t that innocent, and now she’s trying to convince us she is.
Not really. If you can see, she appears pretty smashed.
i don’t think she would do it on purpose
Ooo, JoelBerish has hit it right on the nail! She is a sad creature, regardless.
She’s icky.
Maybe she’s showing that she lost her “baby” fat…
oh, btw: http://www.myspace.com/Shells2Cents
Who would want THAT kind of publicity? It seems absolutely absurd to me..
I don’t have a clue. She should be wearing underwear. What are her kids gonna think when they get old enough to realize their mom is skanky?
Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, and Britney Spears all really need a company to donate a lifetime’s supply of underwear to them. I mean really, really badly.
She probably did…she was stupid for marrying Kevin Federline in the first place.
It would just be lame if she did it on purpose. “Ohhh, look! You can see my labia!!!!”
*cough*
Please, I can see more in an anatomy book. And she’s a mother, I HOPE she didn’t do it on purpose.
I wouldn’t put it past her to do it on purpose, but this skanky party girl image sure won’t help her win custody of her kids.
…Well…she’s probably just trying to get her name in the papers (any news is good news for the former house-hold-name).
yea, shes a whore
Britney is a little showy…if you know what I mean. But what women in their right minds wants the world do see their vagina?
Point made.
Umm…how stupid can you possibly be to NOT realize that it’s publicity?
No way. She’s not the best at making great decisions, but seriously– she has nothing to gain except mockery and the loss of her “wholesome image” she so treasures.
No way. She’s not the best at making great decisions, but seriously– she has nothing to gain except mockery and the loss of her “wholesome image” she so treasures.
I don’t think that she did it on purpose. She is young and hanging out with other dumb kids. Dumb things are bound to happen.
yes or she would dress better.
She did decide for herself not to wear underwear…she DID DO IT ON PURPOSE……..
now how it got on the internet or who took the picture thats up for debate…but regardless it doesn’t change the fact that she purposedly did not wear underwear LOL
shes nasty!
where is janet jackson when we need her…nasty girl
she is crazed and too desperate for attention *__*
I don’t think she’d do it on purpose, and all first time mothers have it tough. Just trying to learn how to be a good mom is tough as is. I can’t imagine having every little mistake blown up on tabloids like Britney Spears… poor girl
Honestly? Yes.
Why does she need more publicity? She already has enough!
Technicolor
Who cares?
She goes years without showing herself that way, and then all of a sudden she does in three times in the same week?
I don’t think she did it on purpose.
I’ve already seen the pictures too. I saved them because of my morbid curiosity!
Um…i don’t think so…
Have a good day Dan…^^
Paris Hilton did it, why not Brit?
eeew, just nasty.
I think she would. It must be part of her Britney Re-Launched campaign. First the sex video then her exposed crotch, what’s next?
I don’t know.
I know this much…there is no way anyone would wear a skirt that short without panties and still expect to keep covered .It looked like a photo op for all.
I don’t put anything past Britney Spears…
Once i didnt wear any underoos under a long dress, and someone took a pic and you saw my butt!!! it was MORTIFING but i learned my lesson. So it looks like a mistake, the pic and her poon…boooo gross
If you think about it, it’s bad for her either way:
SHE DID IT ON PURPOSE —–> She’s a whore.
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT ——–> She’s a moron.
I never had much respect for her but this is just ridiculous. I pity her friends and family.
I’d show my ding-dong for a couple eprops.
She did it.
I’m not necessarily saying she would do this on purpose, but her popularity isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. She hasn’t released an album or video in quite some time and all of the press about her is tabloid crap. Tom Cruise’s latest movies, War of the Worlds in particular, have shown that immense tabloid publicity does not translate into a grateful public, eager to snatch up your latest artistic offerings.
Britney’s star is waning and I don’t think it will be too long before she has to resort to drastic measures to get people to talk about her. That is, if she hasn’t already reached that point.
I remember a little while back, you posted about how she didn’t want her sex tape released because it would give her a bad image. If she is still running on the theory that she appears wholesome and innocent, then I would have to believe that this was accidental. But, you can’t really put anything past her.
well i think shes confused…i bet shes going thru a phase of i wish i wasnt a mommy b/c i feel tied down with two kids and a deadbeat husband….w/e. she just needs to get over herself.
Meh. Who cares. With her reputation, people were bound to see her vagina eventually.
How about:
She deliberately chose not to wear panties that night. She either didn’t think of or didn’t care much if someone took a picture. It sometimes seems like these people put it on the level of having nipples protude through a shirt.
Folks do realize that Lindsay Lohan has been exposing her crotch for weeks now, right? It’s the ‘in’ thing to do for that crowd (Paris, LL, and BS) where the goal seems to be to show who is the biggest moron.
She is stupid she should have posed in Playboy or something, get paid to display what she did !
i doubt it
maybe. it’s hollywood, people. they are not like us.
Would do what on purpose? Not wear underwear? She’s gotta air out that nasty thing somehow!
And wearing a dress like that???? She had to know that cameras would be all over her…why get so drunk you don’t know what you’re showing?
Oh I forgot… It’s Brit…she’s just a slut. end of story
She did it just to be outrageous because she can. Her money will buy her out of trouble.
britney spears does alot of dumb stuff on purpose. shes a publicity whore
probably not.
its britney spears… i personally think she’s a whore… but anyway, yeah, i wouldn’t put it past her
possibly
Who knows with that chick.
Well she either did it on purpose or she forgot a major article of clothing. I’m betting she did it on purpose.
Ew…
Okay. I found those pictures because I thought for sure you couldn’t be serious. Wow. Was I ever wrong! Anyway, there are two sets of pictures on two different nights. You should find the newest pics and alter it so that we see only her face. She looks much like Courtney Love when she would go out stoned. I wonder about her sobriety…she looks like she was a bit more than drunk in those photos…
Trailer Trash. No, I don’t think she did it on purpose. That’s Sharon Stone’s baliwick.
YOU think that she “couldn’t possibly want to have herself displayed this way”??? She kissed Madonna for Chrissake! Well I don’t really care if she did it intentionally or not. People already have their own views about her.
very much so……. pardon my language but she is a whore, she does things like that……..
You don’t go out in a miniskirt with no underwear and not expect somebody to get a peek at your kitty. Come on. Even I wouldn’t do that.
I don’t know if she did it on purpose. But you don’t accidentally NOT put on underwear. Unless, of course, you’re just not used to wearing any. That might be the situation in this case. But, I mean, obviously the photographer has some issues, but…she does too.
I don’t think so…
I’ve seen the pictures…camera’s these days, especially those in the hands of the paparazzi have zoom lens that can capture pictures like that from far away!! Leave Britney Alone!!
Yeah.
Dan, why do you care? or are you just trying to talk about things people are interested in?
Probably not. I can think of lots of other things you could do as a publicity stunt, anyways. Why she would want to do that for publicity is beyond me.
-KrIsTiN-
Maybe. But you know, this is like…the norm for such a whore.
I think Britney Spears would sell her own children for the right price.
I LOVE the title of this post, by the way.
No.
No self respecting woman would do that. But then again, she married Kevin Federline, and no self respecting woman would do that either.
Yes!
Why are we fascinated with this?
First spoil the youth.
Then watch the results of that and take pleasure in the descent.
Come on now, I don’t wanna see no roast beef!
Yuck.
hell yes.
What was the girl thinking!
i don’t know, it has to be hers, right?
I’m sure she didn’t not realize she wasn’t wearing no underwear but I don’t think she meant for anyone to find out or at least not the media!
Yeah. You choose whether or not to go commando. She knew what would happen.
Under normal circumstances, I would say that she did it on purpose… BUUUTTT… seeing as there’s been the whole thing about her big break-up/divorce, I don’t think she did it on purpose.
But seriously, what sane celebrity goes commando with a dress on especially with evil poop-arazzi people trying to get a picture that WOULD call you something horrible?
Kevin probably did it because she didnt pay him off not to. Just like he is threatening to release a sex tape if she doesnt pay him off. The pictures are probably his way of proving he is serious.
I thionk she’s just not thinking. She’s drunk of being free, without her dead-beat husband dragging her down, and is getting herself in all sorts of trouble. She needs to be at home with her babies, and in the recording studio working on her album!
Yeah.
She gives white trash a bad name.
I could see her doing it on purpose. She knows her career is dying–that’s why she took up with K-Fed. To remain in the tabloids. This stunt is sort of reminiscent of the younger, more dangerous and sexy Britney, and that’s the image the public fell in love with, so I think that’s why she put the pictures on the internet. Her agent probably suggested it to her, or something.
I have no idea.
I really don’t care, and I am not going to go looking for pictures of her like that. One thing is for sure, she does not know how to behave like a lady, with class.
Nothing “Spear Brittany” does surprises me anymore.
I like that in one of the pictures Paris Hilton is closing Britneys legs. That is pretty funny, to me.
She wouldn’t do this on purpose.
probably drunk
-Jacob
yes.
Photographers are so largely ignored & tolerated, they are practically everywhere for people like her. Someone was trying to shoot her face but honest, they LOOK for the embarassing thing, the “belly bump,” the birthmark, the imperfections because they all pay more than a usual head shot. This one – ooooh, that photog is rolling in dough & probably a lot of legal papers right now.
Yes and I have a solution for her problem of exposing her privates. Slap a Depends on her and duck tape it around her. Now you have your 102nd use for duck tape!!
Woo-hoo bragging rights for being last again!
Man, I loved the Mike Stratka article. And I usually never like his stuff. He told it like it is in this instance. I’ve always loved your stuff, Dan! Blessings to you!
Definitely
i didnt see the picture…and honestly, she is not my favortie, so not really inclinde to care lol
I cant find any pics… can anyone give me a link?
She knows the Paparazzi is going to get her when she goes out and she knew she wasn’t wearing underwear. Enough said.
Britney has her eye on someone she is trying to impress.
Aren’t her 15 minutes of fame just about up?
Skanky skanky skanky…
I’ve got a picture of some woman’s ASS on my site for the photo scavenger hunt I was in. Do you think she did THAT on purpose??
No…but how did a photographer manage to get shots like that?
Now she could never make a good comeback!
Well, she’s hanging out with Paris, who had a similar pic, and I think she did it on purpose. Maybe she’s taking skank lessons. They are both repulsive to me.
there are reasons to say yes and reasons to say no. you can’t forsurely know unless you are her. you say she already has so much publicity but maybe she has a friend or realitive whos pushing her to get better. and as you said a reason to say no would be would you really want the world to see you crotch?
how can you not remember to wear panties when you go out?????????
no, I don’t think a crotch shot is good for anybody, celebrity or not.
That is REALLY gross!!!
Anyone that doesn’t wear underwear while wearing something that may potentially reveal their naked parts is asking for it
So yeah, I think it was on purpose