I’m not good with pain, and I guess the prison would be a.. experience.
Prison.
Lashes and I would gladly give lashes for these ads.
I’m good with pain – but I’d rather have a 30 day vacation
Jail! Ouch for both though!
Give me both … hihihi
Oh man, prison.
Definitely 30 days in jail.
30 days in jail, i can escape from my life for 30 whole days. Woohoo.
Lashes. I can’t deal with prison.
Man, I’d rather take a beating than an ass raping. I really, really, don’t want to be anally raped.
Definitely prison. There’s no question. Hell, it might even be interesting. I’m sure I’d have a bloody back for the rest of my life with the lashes. -David
Hmm… I was going to say jail,but lightningrichy pointed out the rape factor…so I just don’t know.
Ryc: Why thank you, that cheered me right up.
They’ll never take me alive.
Lashes. New experience, if painful, but also over more quickly.
I dunno.
When I was a kid I always preferred a whipping over timeout.
I’ve always had a problem with being able to sit still and not talk for given periods of time…
Lashes.
Uh… depends what kind of prison. If it’s just a holding cell for people who did minor crimes, ok I’ll choose that, but if I’m going to be stuck with a bunch of serial killers and rapists, bring on the lash!
lashes. prison BLOWS. i’ve been there.
I don’t know, it kind of depends. I’d pick the lashes except for the fact that it’s not just 30 seconds: the effects are there for weeks after. If it was only 30 seconds for real, though definitely, since sometimes I just space out and don’t even feel pain. It kind of becomes background noise to the senses. Really comes in handy when my sister is trying to force me to do something/make me go away by hitting me with things. … that makes my sister sound like a crazy abusive bitch. She’s not, she’s just my sibling. xD
Pfft, lashes. Pain’s never been a big deal for me.
Lashes with a wet noodle!
well, the guy in your previous post said he still felt the pain 2 weeks later and remembers it to this day, so i’m going to have to go with 30 days in prison. at least i’ll be able to do some pleasure reading or work out or meet some new friends. but i guess that depends if i’m in solitary confinement or not.
prison… i’d rather not have 40 gaping flesh wounds (the pain would NOT last a mere 2 minutes… and eww the possiblity of getting all nasty and infected) now… if it came with free sedation, then medical treatment and pain meds afterwards maybe I’d reconsider…
lashes.
Prison, most definitely.
Gaol.
I’d take the expected pain, rather than the unexpected dangers of jail. I tend to piss people off, so I’d probably get my ass kicked 40 times a day for 30 days, so…. I’d go with the lashes.
Lashes!
I’d take a shitload of Lortabs and say, “bring on the pain”.
I don’t really think anyone here would choose prison if they really knew what they were in for.
i found out that the prisoner needs to pay $$ for their capital punishment in china. it’s counted for the amount of bullet shot. that sounds crazy.
prison. also, isn’t 40 lashes a death penalty? In my many years in baptist school i seem to remember them saying that jesus got 39 lashes because 40 lashes was officially a death penalty, and they couldn’t do that because he was sentenced to be killed via crucifixion (i fell as though that’s spelled wrong…). If so then I think the 2 choices are a bit unfair if it were an equal amount of lashes to fit the crime then I would probably take the lashes.
30 days > 40 lashes
That’s a lot of lashes. Had you said 20 it would have been a tougher choice.
hmmmmm… I think the lashing, cuz I have to much to do to tale the time off.
30 days in prison.. scars are forever
prison
I would rather everyone watch that National Geographic show “Punishment something” or whatever it was. See every different kind of punishment there is by the people who are actually being punished. No one ever likes to see interviews with prisoners. The reporters who actually speak with prisoners have a whole lotta chutzpah.
hmm… being the way i usually am, my first instinct was to negotiate for 20 lashes in 1 minute and then 15 days in prison. and if haggling didnt work, i guess i’d choose prison.
40 lashes
Depends- would the lashes hurt enough to receive scars? I wouldn’t want scars on my back from that… if they were guaranteed to leave no scars, I’d probably take the lashes (since I scar easily, it couldn’t be THAT painful). However, if they were the cut-your-skin leave-40-scarline type lashes, I’ll take prison, thanks.
What kind of prison are we talking about here? Any country that still has lashes probably doesn’t have cushy American jails.
Give me a lash and then show me to a jail cell.. Then I’ll decide.
Lashes. I’ll freak out in agony, but it beat 30 days of freaking out in mental agony.
RYC: F- very bad job on my quiz . But you get two extra credit points for being clever.
Jail because the lashes can leave scars. Then again, jail can too. How about neither.
i’d take the lashes…
this reminds me of the plight of one of our country man working in the mid east… her name’s marilou ranario and she is in the deathrow for allegedly killing an abusive employer… sad story… google her there are a lot of stories on her…
jail. one month of confinement would be easier than the scars and memories.
Probably jail, but it depends on how which jail and who is locked up with me.
That all depends…
If I were in prison, would I have to listen to your ad, Dan? LOL
30 days in jail! For sure!
Bogus question. The prisoner shouldn’t get to choose.
Prison.
I’ll take the lashes every day of the week and twice on Sundays.
For this to mean anything, you have to imagine that you’ve just committed a vile criminal act that has injured someone else horribly.
I’d say both.
Neither!
As MS Skeptic said, where is the jail and what are the lashes being done with?
Is the jail a dank hole with Rats (biting you no less) and sewage? I doubt with my American immune system I would survive that.If the lashes are like with a Belt, then I would take that over the jail (see above), if with Bamboo or Spiked Leather, ahhh its still a death unless I can be administered medications to prevent infections (did I mention the immune problems?). I guess bottom line is, I HATE pain, but will take the lashes if I figure I can survive it.If the Jail is like where Martha Stewart was, oh, give me 30 days there, with yarn and crochet needle any old time!Nancy Louise
That’s not a true comparison. The 40 lashes are “technically” over in 2 minutes, but the pain from the bruising and cuts would last far longer than that. You’d be miserably, might not be able to sit or lie down (depending on where you got hit) for days, certainly, if not weeks.
I think I’d take prison. Stick me in a cell for 23 out of 24 hrs a day. I can deal with solitude and boredom for 30 days.
it depends on what type of prison is it
I am thinking take the lashes, take the pain, and move on. Who cares about scarring? Scars give you character
I am such a baby about pain. I’ll take the jail time.
I think I’d rather wish you Happy CS Lewis’ birthday!
prison. i dont do well with pain.
um, neither?
Daniel (doubledb)
Can I have an epidural first??? If not, then make my cot up, I’m going to jail!
Honestly I would take the lashes. Its a lot easier to hide that from my family than being in jail for any amount of time.
prison….the lashes i would probably feel forever….owie….
I’m thinking I’d most likely choose 30 days of prison. If the pain ended after 2 minutes, I’d choose that, but you’d have the soreness for 30 days I’d imagine, if not more, plus you’d get all the scars and whatnot.
Lashes, I can’t stand the thought of being denied my freedom. I’ll go so far as to say I’d do an extra 10 to make sure I don’t get stuck on parole.
I would take the shorter, less painful version. Punishment for what? I’ve been good!
Omg, I can’t stand pain and suffering!
I’d take the lashes.
I’d take the lashes. I have a high tolerance for pain and even though it really wouldn’t be “over” in two minutes, I’ve done the whole jail thing and know that 30 days in jail seems more like 6 months. It’s not exactly the “cushy” place people seem to think it is.
Jail
The lashes are vary painul and the pain lasts for weeks. So I would take the lashes, unless the prison was the raping kind. Then the lashes would not seem so bad
jail. i wouldn’t want the scars and the weeks of pain. :
lol @ lashes with a wet noodle….
I think I would take the 30 days. Thats just me though.
Lashes leave scars…
the lashes.
definitely the lashes. well at least if they gave me scar removal afterwards.
30 days in jail, i could finally catch some sleep
Lashing
Jail, I can’t take pain
Lashes. I know the pain from lashes lasts for weeks, but I don’t have time to go to jail for 30 days!
Ahhh,i prison…in a AMERICAN prison.
Lashes… I actually like getting spanked.
Uhhhhhmmm…. I choose Ice Cream
Prison.
Oh i love to play “this or that”!
Hmm let’s see… i’ll go with the prison experience, for the fun of it. I am a nosey person.
Lashes- nothing new, ha. Plus, I can’t shower or go to the bathroom in front of other people!
I’ll do the time.
Prison… I don’t want to ruin my back.
I have a very low threshold for pain. so i would probably do the 30 days… it is not like i would get fired or anything
lock me up
thats so weird, we just talked about this in my english class like, 3 days ago. I myself would take the prison.
I’d rather take the lashes and get it over with
30 days in prison, 17 days in the psych ward, I see little difference. If we were talking Months or years I would take the lashes, but not for 30 days. A nice chance to escape your problems for a few.
what’s with everyone being worried about scars? Didn’t anyone ever tell them that ladies find scars dangerously sexy?!
Go to jail… i go with prolonging the agony…lol
Prison. I could get some reading in.
jail…
thing is… the effects of your lashes last much longer than this prison sentence…
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lashes with what?
and where is said jail?
Prison would be more interesting.
jail. i can’t stand pain one bit.
Prison for 30 days.
I’m not good with pain, and I guess the prison would be a.. experience.
Prison.
Lashes and I would gladly give lashes for these ads.
I’m good with pain – but I’d rather have a 30 day vacation
Jail! Ouch for both though!
Give me both … hihihi
Oh man, prison.
Definitely 30 days in jail.
30 days in jail, i can escape from my life for 30 whole days. Woohoo.
Lashes. I can’t deal with prison.
Man, I’d rather take a beating than an ass raping. I really, really, don’t want to be anally raped.
Definitely prison. There’s no question. Hell, it might even be interesting. I’m sure I’d have a bloody back for the rest of my life with the lashes.
-David
Hmm… I was going to say jail,but lightningrichy pointed out the rape factor…so I just don’t know.
Ryc: Why thank you, that cheered me right up.
They’ll never take me alive.
Lashes. New experience, if painful, but also over more quickly.
I dunno.
When I was a kid I always preferred a whipping over timeout.
I’ve always had a problem with being able to sit still and not talk for given periods of time…
Lashes.
Uh… depends what kind of prison. If it’s just a holding cell for people who did minor crimes, ok I’ll choose that, but if I’m going to be stuck with a bunch of serial killers and rapists, bring on the lash!
lashes. prison BLOWS. i’ve been there.
I don’t know, it kind of depends. I’d pick the lashes except for the fact that it’s not just 30 seconds: the effects are there for weeks after. If it was only 30 seconds for real, though definitely, since sometimes I just space out and don’t even feel pain. It kind of becomes background noise to the senses. Really comes in handy when my sister is trying to force me to do something/make me go away by hitting me with things. … that makes my sister sound like a crazy abusive bitch. She’s not, she’s just my sibling. xD
Pfft, lashes. Pain’s never been a big deal for me.
Lashes with a wet noodle!
well, the guy in your previous post said he still felt the pain 2 weeks later and remembers it to this day, so i’m going to have to go with 30 days in prison. at least i’ll be able to do some pleasure reading or work out or meet some new friends. but i guess that depends if i’m in solitary confinement or not.
prison… i’d rather not have 40 gaping flesh wounds
(the pain would NOT last a mere 2 minutes… and eww the possiblity of getting all nasty and infected)
now… if it came with free sedation, then medical treatment and pain meds afterwards maybe I’d reconsider…
lashes.
Prison, most definitely.
Gaol.
I’d take the expected pain, rather than the unexpected dangers of jail. I tend to piss people off, so I’d probably get my ass kicked 40 times a day for 30 days, so…. I’d go with the lashes.
Lashes!
I’d take a shitload of Lortabs and say, “bring on the pain”.
I don’t really think anyone here would choose prison if they really knew what they were in for.
i found out that the prisoner needs to pay $$ for their capital punishment in china. it’s counted for the amount of bullet shot. that sounds crazy.
prison. also, isn’t 40 lashes a death penalty? In my many years in baptist school i seem to remember them saying that jesus got 39 lashes because 40 lashes was officially a death penalty, and they couldn’t do that because he was sentenced to be killed via crucifixion (i fell as though that’s spelled wrong…). If so then I think the 2 choices are a bit unfair if it were an equal amount of lashes to fit the crime then I would probably take the lashes.
30 days > 40 lashes
That’s a lot of lashes. Had you said 20 it would have been a tougher choice.
hmmmmm…
I think the lashing, cuz I have to much to do to tale the time off.
30 days in prison.. scars are forever
prison
I would rather everyone watch that National Geographic show “Punishment something” or whatever it was. See every different kind of punishment there is by the people who are actually being punished. No one ever likes to see interviews with prisoners. The reporters who actually speak with prisoners have a whole lotta chutzpah.
hmm… being the way i usually am, my first instinct was to negotiate for 20 lashes in 1 minute and then 15 days in prison. and if haggling didnt work, i guess i’d choose prison.
40 lashes
Depends- would the lashes hurt enough to receive scars? I wouldn’t want scars on my back from that… if they were guaranteed to leave no scars, I’d probably take the lashes (since I scar easily, it couldn’t be THAT painful).
However, if they were the cut-your-skin leave-40-scarline type lashes, I’ll take prison, thanks.
What kind of prison are we talking about here? Any country that still has lashes probably doesn’t have cushy American jails.
Give me a lash and then show me to a jail cell.. Then I’ll decide.
Lashes. I’ll freak out in agony, but it beat 30 days of freaking out in mental agony.
RYC: F- very bad job on my quiz . But you get two extra credit points for being clever.
Jail because the lashes can leave scars. Then again, jail can too. How about neither.
i’d take the lashes…
this reminds me of the plight of one of our country man working in the mid east… her name’s marilou ranario and she is in the deathrow for allegedly killing an abusive employer… sad story… google her there are a lot of stories on her…
jail. one month of confinement would be easier than the scars and memories.
Probably jail, but it depends on how which jail and who is locked up with me.
That all depends…
If I were in prison, would I have to listen to your ad, Dan? LOL
30 days in jail! For sure!
Bogus question. The prisoner shouldn’t get to choose.
Prison.
I’ll take the lashes every day of the week and twice on Sundays.
For this to mean anything, you have to imagine that you’ve just committed a vile criminal act that has injured someone else horribly.
I’d say both.
Neither!
As MS Skeptic said, where is the jail and what are the lashes being done with?
Is the jail a dank hole with Rats (biting you no less) and sewage? I doubt with my American immune system I would survive that.If the lashes are like with a Belt, then I would take that over the jail (see above), if with Bamboo or Spiked Leather, ahhh its still a death unless I can be administered medications to prevent infections (did I mention the immune problems?). I guess bottom line is, I HATE pain, but will take the lashes if I figure I can survive it.If the Jail is like where Martha Stewart was, oh, give me 30 days there, with yarn and crochet needle any old time!Nancy Louise
That’s not a true comparison. The 40 lashes are “technically” over in 2 minutes, but the pain from the bruising and cuts would last far longer than that. You’d be miserably, might not be able to sit or lie down (depending on where you got hit) for days, certainly, if not weeks.
I think I’d take prison. Stick me in a cell for 23 out of 24 hrs a day. I can deal with solitude and boredom for 30 days.
it depends on what type of prison is it
I am thinking take the lashes, take the pain, and move on. Who cares about scarring? Scars give you character
I am such a baby about pain. I’ll take the jail time.
I think I’d rather wish you Happy CS Lewis’ birthday!
prison. i dont do well with pain.
um, neither?
Daniel (doubledb)
Can I have an epidural first??? If not, then make my cot up, I’m going to jail!
Honestly I would take the lashes. Its a lot easier to hide that from my family than being in jail for any amount of time.
prison….the lashes i would probably feel forever….owie….
I’m thinking I’d most likely choose 30 days of prison. If the pain ended after 2 minutes, I’d choose that, but you’d have the soreness for 30 days I’d imagine, if not more, plus you’d get all the scars and whatnot.
Lashes, I can’t stand the thought of being denied my freedom. I’ll go so far as to say I’d do an extra 10 to make sure I don’t get stuck on parole.
I would take the shorter, less painful version. Punishment for what? I’ve been good!
Omg, I can’t stand pain and suffering!
I’d take the lashes.
I’d take the lashes. I have a high tolerance for pain and even though it really wouldn’t be “over” in two minutes, I’ve done the whole jail thing and know that 30 days in jail seems more like 6 months. It’s not exactly the “cushy” place people seem to think it is.
Jail
The lashes are vary painul and the pain lasts for weeks. So I would take the lashes, unless the prison was the raping kind. Then the lashes would not seem so bad
jail. i wouldn’t want the scars and the weeks of pain. :
lol @ lashes with a wet noodle….
I think I would take the 30 days. Thats just me though.
Lashes leave scars…
the lashes.
definitely the lashes. well at least if they gave me scar removal afterwards.
30 days in jail, i could finally catch some sleep
Lashing
Jail, I can’t take pain
Lashes. I know the pain from lashes lasts for weeks, but I don’t have time to go to jail for 30 days!
Ahhh,i prison…in a AMERICAN prison.
Lashes… I actually like getting spanked.
Prison.
Oh i love to play “this or that”!
Hmm let’s see… i’ll go with the prison experience, for the fun of it. I am a nosey person.
Lashes- nothing new, ha. Plus, I can’t shower or go to the bathroom in front of other people!
I’ll do the time.
Prison… I don’t want to ruin my back.
I have a very low threshold for pain. so i would probably do the 30 days… it is not like i would get fired or anything
lock me up
thats so weird, we just talked about this in my english class like, 3 days ago. I myself would take the prison.
I’d rather take the lashes and get it over with
30 days in prison, 17 days in the psych ward, I see little difference. If we were talking Months or years I would take the lashes, but not for 30 days. A nice chance to escape your problems for a few.
what’s with everyone being worried about scars? Didn’t anyone ever tell them that ladies find scars dangerously sexy?!
Go to jail… i go with prolonging the agony…lol
Prison. I could get some reading in.
jail…
thing is… the effects of your lashes last much longer than this prison sentence…
Prison for sure. and I’m 90 pounds and 4’9”!