I received an article about “Unbelievable Medical Conditions” from Wherethefishlives.

I want to mention a few of the medical conditions.

# 1 The Woman who has 200 Orgasms every day.





She struggles to stay in a relationship because the guys can’t keep up.

# 2  The Boy who couldn’t sleep:  stayed awake 24 hours a day for years.




# 3  The Girl who is allergic to Water.




# 4  The Girl who eats only Tic Tacs




She gets sick if she eats anything else.

Here is the link:  Link

If you had to suffer from one of these medical conditions, which one would you pick?

                                                     

If she hits first, is it really the man’s fault that he is stronger?

                                                              

A $3 bill featuring Barack Obama is being called racist.

The bill features a photo of Barack Obama wearing an Arab headdress and the words “da man” under his photo.  Here is the link:  Link

Do you think the bill is racist?

                                                

Lets play a little game tonight.  Xanga has put a direct feed on their front page from your pulse.  So your pulse can show up on the front page of xanga.  Try it out.  Update your pulse and it should go to the front page if you time it right.  It probably doesn’t work if you are on xanga or friend lock.

I had a few friends post pulses for the front page.

I personally liked the pulse by StewieIsMyHero that said, “Ceiling cat is watching you masturbate.”  Special thanks to Stewie, trebleclef402, and lyricsninja for their help.

So make a pulse and then capture it on a screenshot and send it to me in a message and we will see who can post the funniest pulse on xanga’s front page.

This one is from Just_Jen:

Although most parents will tell you that they love all their children equally, recent research indicates that most people can tell who is the family favorite.

Most family members can also identify who is the “black sheep” of the family.

Research showed that 69% of people could identify who was the family favorite while 80% could identify the “black sheep.”

One of the leaders of the study said that the middle child is rarely the favorite.  The favorites are usually “the oldest or the youngest,
or the only boy or girl in a family dominated by one sex; or the
child who shared a parent’s interests and outlook.”  Here is the link:  Link

Who was the family favorite in your family?

I think if you asked the average person if it was appropriate to read or write “Christian Erotica,” you would get a quick “No.”

But I want to take through a tour of scripture.  Have you looked at the book of the Bible called Song of Solomon?

Let me take you to a few of the highlights.

“Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth—
       for your love is more delightful than wine.”  Song of Solomon 1:2

This passages sounds like the opening of any erotica story.

“My lover is to me a sachet of myrrh
       resting between my breasts.”  Song of Solomon 1:13

I am getting worked up already.

“I delight to sit in his shade,

       and his fruit is sweet to my taste.”  Song of Solomon 2:3

I won’t describe to you what some theologians say about that text or we will get a “D” rating.

“His left arm is under my head,
       and his right arm embraces me.”  Song of Solomon 2:6

He is making his move.

“Scarcely had I passed them
       when I found the one my heart loves.
       I held him and would not let him go
       till I had brought him to my mother’s house,
       to the room of the one who conceived me.”  Song of Solomon 3:4

The parent’s room was a popular fantasy even back then.

“Your two breasts are like two fawns,
       like twin fawns of a gazelle

       that browse among the lilies.”  Song of Solomon 4:5

I am sure this was a real compliment back in the day.

“Blow on my garden,
       that its fragrance may spread abroad.
       Let my lover come into his garden
       and taste its choice fruits.”  Song of Solomon 4:16

Once again, the theologians are pretty clear about this but I will let you figure it out yourself.

“I have taken off my robe—
       must I put it on again?
       I have washed my feet—
       must I soil them again?

 My lover thrust his hand through the latch-opening;
       my heart began to pound for him.

 I arose to open for my lover,
       and my hands dripped with myrrh,
       my fingers with flowing myrrh,
       on the handles of the lock.”  Song of Solomon 5:3-5

I
agree with the statement that if pastors just preached the word of God,
people would come to church.  I think even the atheist are starting to believe.

“Your breasts are like two fawns,
       twins of a gazelle.”  Song of Solomon 7:3

“How beautiful you are and how pleasing,
       O love, with your delights!

 Your stature is like that of the palm,
       and your breasts like clusters of fruit.”  Song of
Solomon 7:6-7

Solomon was a boobie man.

“Let us go early to the vineyards

       to see if the vines have budded,
       if their blossoms have opened,
       and if the pomegranates are in bloom—
       there I will give you my love.”  Song of Solomon 7:12

The sex while outside fantasy was alive and well in Solomon’s day.

“I am a wall,
       and my breasts are like towers.
       Thus I have become in his eyes
       like one bringing contentment.”  Song of Solomon 8:10

I
appreciate a woman with self-confidence.  She points out that her
breast are large and that it is pleasing for a man to look at.

There
is no doubt that the Bible teaches that sex should be between a married
man and his wife.  But God could only fit so much into the Bible and
yet He decided that this whole section was worthy of our reading. 

I
don’t see it as a conflict with the Bible for a Christian to read or
write erotica as long as the sex is between a man and a woman.

Is it appropriate for a Christian to read or write erotica?
                                              

This fellow xanga wrote a book and she will be in Springfield, Illinois for those in that area:  SaadiaOnline

Could your current or last significant other say within 5 pounds what your current weight is?

                                                              

Abercrombie and Fitch has come under fire for their focus on appearance with their employees.

Employees are hired based partially on their looks.  Evaluations of employees by managers include questions like “Do all female models currently working have beautiful faces?’

Employees get rated on a scale of 0-5 based on the appearance of their faces. 

It is reported that people that get a low “face rating” have to work in the stockroom folding clothes and are not allowed to talk to customers.  Here is the link:  Link

If you worked at Abercrombie, do you think you would be judged hot enough to work with the customers?

A high school in Greater Cincinnati has banned cheerleaders from wearing their uniforms to class because the skirts are too short.

The school had a dress code that required all skirts to be no shorter than three inches above the knees.  So the rule was applied to cheerleading outfits. 

The girls can wear the outfits if they wear “leggings or long shorts under the skirts.”

Here is the link:  Link

I still remember Angel Martin wearing her cheerleading outfit to class in 10th grade. 

Do you think cheerleading outfits are too short for school?