November 26, 2008
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Fake Vs. Real
Now I just want you to know that I am an advocate of fake Christmas trees.
Some people are against fake trees and they will only support real ones.
But I disagree with this approach. I think fake Christmas trees can look so much more full. The last thing you want is a Christmas tree that is not full.
Sometimes I wonder if those with real Christmas trees are just a little jealous of those with fake ones.
Do you prefer a real Christmas tree or a fake one?
Comments (131)
Fake trees….real boobs. Size doesn’t matter on either topic
I like them either way. I’m not picky.
Happy Birthday Dan. In five years, I will be where you are now. Do you remember your 33rd birthday?
Oh shit! I’m first!
(happy dance)
realllllllll. fake ones don’t smell as nice. and why do you have all these pictures of boobs all over the place?
Well it depends on the shirt, err, I mean the environment you want. Real trees feel better to me.
er…real trees
As long as they look good!
fake trees, real boobs
I hate hate HATE breasts that are not what you are born with unless they are hideously ugly.
My favorite breasts in the universe are a or b cups right now. I love em love em love em.
They still bounce while you work.
>.>
I dunno, I like my Christmas trees tall, dark, and handsome.
omg. this is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen.
hmmm… well, you obviously have a boob fetish… hahaha…
I don’t really care if someone gets a boob job or not. I just think a woman shouldn’t make it too huge because then it’s obvious that they’re fake. If it were me, I’d still want my boobs to look real.
I would have to say I like real boobs and fake Christmas trees. Real boobs just feel natural as well as show a person’s “natural beauty”. Fake Christmas trees don’t leave needles lying around…
how about real trees that are full?
btw, has your wife/children ever caught you google-ing these images? Does your family even know about your Xangalebrity?
Seriously, now I’m curious. hahahah.
Real trees are better; huge fake boobs are just kinda…ew.
You are strange sir!
Oh definitely real ones… a really great one might be hard to find but it beats fake ones any day. Everything just hangs nicer on them.
Is there something you are hinting that you want for your birthday?
Sometimes a fake tree is just too big. You jam it into its designated space and it sticks out too far and gets in everyone’s way. You try to dress it in garland, but it doesn’t quite reach all the way around and when you put the topper on, the proportion is all wrong. Those kinds of fake trees should be returned for a refund.
I’m allergic to real ones.
as long as they look real, who cares?! and by that i mean christmas trees? haha. i don’t care about everyone else, but it’s real boobs and fake trees for me. less expensive and eco friendly choices! haha.
honestly I don’t think it’s how full the tree looks, it’s about the spirit of Christmas. It just doesn’t feel the same if the tree’s fake. Plus, it’s deceptive. Be happy with what you have, nature knows breast.
I love a real tree,Fraser fir.
fake trees, real boobs
Happy Birthday Dan.
Real.
i’m sure that chiropractors love fake trees…
I was in chorus with a kid who liked Manoras instead. He now works for Disney.
Real boobs. Fake trees (inside). Real trees (outside).
If you’re going to say I’m jealous of the women pictured above, you obviously have forgotten what my natural boobs look like.
madison’s trees
Real and my wife’s (also real).
Nothing beats the real deal.
I prefer real trees; i love the way they smell. Though there are less pine needles to deal with on a fake one. I don’t mind fake boobs on other people, if they feel they need them. No fake ones for me though. It would be strange to have something artificial stuck inside me; I feel like I would keep waiting for my body to push them out, like a splinter you can’t quite get to with tweezers. Some people feel like plastic surgery makes them the way they were meant to be; good for them, but I already am what I was meant to be.
lol, whatever the christmas tree wants if fine with me as longs as there are pine leave on it.
@frequentlyenamored - i agree, that’s deep.
As long as the tree isn’t too disproportionate to the house and doesn’t make the house fall over….
Boobs
and something about trees…
Personally I prefer a real tree. However, my boyfriend doesn’t believe in “sacrificing a perfectly good tree for one day of selfish pleasure.” So, since 2002 I’ve been using a fake tree. As for breasts, I prefer real ones. It seems to me that a woman with fake breasts has more self esteem issues than I do. I may be fat and ugly but I’m not going under the knife to make me into something I’m not. I’d rather live with what I have and learn to love myself as I am. Therefore, if I was dating a woman she sure as hell would not have fake breasts.
by the way, that last picture looks…. cartoonish…
The top and bottom ones look stupid and very ugly. I like real boobs. They look more appealing than those fakes ones.
well my mom has had a fake for for like at least 10 years now. So this is my first christmas out of the house and I’m gonna do a real tree.
I’m exited.
fake Christmas trees but real boobs (actually I got a fake christmas tree when i was small…but now my flat is too small and don’t have place to put a small size christmas tree….-_- )
I prefer the smell of a real tree but I prefer an artificial tree for Christmas because I feel bad for all the trees that are tossed out and made into compost after Christmas.
As far as boobs, small and real. They don’t sag.
fake trees save real trees
happy boobs day Dan
I like real trees, you can’t beat that pine smell. As for fake boobs…the word ‘fake’ bothers me. If the person was born a woman, then they are still boobs, just enhanced (this counts also for women who have had a masectomy and then gotten implants to recreate what they used to have because they were originally meant to have them). The word ‘fake’ when it comes to women’s breats is so not pc in my book haha (but I’m probably speaking from bias opinion anyway)
. I do agree ridiculously HUGE one’s are…ridiculous.
Double real.
You can reuse fake Christmas trees for years…
but real boobs are natural for a lifetime. ; )
I like fake boobs. They distract from the ugly-ass faces that probably prompted those fake boobs.
Fake!
Happy birthday! ^________^
(I have no idea why I keep making the “long mouth” smiley tonight. LOL
that first picture is disgusting.
real trees. only way to go.
real… even if they’re more messy
Real on both ends… I’d have to agree with whomever said real trees smell nicer.
Real! Nothing beats the smell of a christmas tree
I think Dan has recently discovered porno and is going around spreading his perverted influence. ._.
Real trees.
real
You are twisted, Dan. Tsk, tsk. But I prefer real trees… never had a fake one. As far as boobs… fake ones are just so gross and unnatural. But I’m not a man, so I guess my opinion is useless.
fake tree is kinda something you can hang onto for a long time if it is taken good cared of.
off the point, danny boy, HAPPY BIRTHDAY… hope you had a great one… next time don’t announce it too early.
you ruined the fun and surprises.
wouldn’t it be fun to hold it a secret and see how many of us actually noticed, remember or even cared that today is your birthday??
I’m a girl, but still I don’t guess fake or real matters.
But once they get to a certain size then it’s just
creepy. Because then all you see is TREEEEEES
and what’s the fun in that ?
i love real trees. but i hate oversize fake boobs.
real tree. i love the way the house smells during its occupancy.
real boobs and trees.
Too HUGE… I prefer medium ones… Oh Yeah !!
fake tree, real tatas
Real.
Happy Birthday to YOU, Daniel Boone!
I don’t mind fake boobs but the tree must be real! lol
@benjimau5 - With his family in Texas?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
They are all good, if they have presents under them for me
Happy Birthday!
O.O
boobs makes me sad :/ i lack a lot of it.
I suppose it depends on the fake tree. I am a big fan of the fake trees that manage to appear real. Those are the best ones.
I haven’t had experience with fake ones. But, by the looks of it, I wouldn’t mind either way. We’re talking about xmas trees, right?
*confused* I prefer the real ones.
So we’re referring to them as “trees” now? haha! Fake ones just aren’t the same to me.
trees dun matter, fake or real, but boobs got to be real x)
It depends how fake it looks. If it’s like the first one, no.
Real ones
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday dear Daaaaan!
Happy Birthday to you!
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I’m definitely NOT jealous of the fake ‘trees’… When you’re a natural DDD, you wish for a lot less ‘tree’ to be honest. I know all too well how bad those girls’ backs are hurting them. And to *choose* it? Nothankyou!
As far as honest-to-god-trees go, now I’m all for the fake versions of those. Less mess, though not as pretty. And if I wanted to smell like a pine forrest, I’d light a pine candle.
To all the guys who said ‘no’ to fake ‘trees’- kudos!
Happy birthday Dan!
Real, and real.
Real always.
I just don’t get you sometimes.
Real! There’s a nice smell and textrure to a real tree that you just don’t get with a fake tree.
But, if I had to choose between a tiny, dying real tree that was only as tall as my waist or a fake tree that looked full and gorgeous from afar, I may choose the fake tree. But I don’t foresee a shortage of nice Christmas trees in Michigan any time soon.
I don’t think Christmas trees get jealous, but I know that my family used to set up a fake tree and I was always jealous of the people with REAL trees. It’s probably that way with boobs. If a guy’s girl has a fake, he’ll be jealous of people with a set of good-looking real boobs.
third picture is perfect
i wouldn’t mind getting fake ones some day. real are good, but if you aren’t blessed abundantly- then fake is your only good option.
btw.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy Birthday (: Hope it’s a good one!
I know this is unrelated, but Happy Birthday, Dan!!!
If we’re really talking about TREES, then I prefer fake ones. But if we mean what your PICTURES say we mean, then real boobs all the way. Fake boobs look… well…. FAKE.
hahahaha
I like fake trees, but hubby prefers real ones.
Happy Birthday Mister!!
I love a nice Douglas Fir, but can’t do that because it irritates the wife’s allergies…now, as far as boobage goes: Either way doesn’t bother me at all. I mean, really, who am I to care if a woman chooses natural or enhanced? It’s not my call. I just need to appreciate her for what she’s all about, not how she looks. I expect the same in return.
Just my two cents…your mileage may vary.
Well fake “trees” aren’t as cheap as real “trees” haha otherwise I’d have me a pair…I mean a fake tree.
But ya…HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAN!!! Hope you have a good one
I KNEW it was about boobs!! Before I even got over here, I saw the title of your entry and just KNEW.
Dan, dan, dan.
Fake boobs creep me out…
I like fake trees though. There’s no mess and you’re not killing a tree.
We’ve got a 36+ year old artificial tree. It’s obvious it’s fake, but it’s easier on the allergies.
wow…nice.
Happy Birthday!
I prefer real Christmas trees because I think they make the house smell pretty. My mother on the other hand prefers her spinning fake Christmas tree.
Is not it better to appreciate the natural female body as created instead of imposing upon it ever-changing societal ideas on what beauty is?
I go for a fake tree just because my cramped living quarters suits a table top tree better and the fake ones of that size are fine. (I prefer real boobs though…not sure why I’m thinking about boobs though
whatever looks better at el momente.
I like the smell of real Christmas trees, just not the mess. Thus, we have a fake, 6′ douglas fir – style Christmas tree.
As for the photos - it makes my breasts hurt just to look at them. I feel especially bad for the first lady. Her back must be killing her. It’s like if she doesn’t hold onto the railing behind her, she won’t be able to stand up straight.
Real. I am not gonna beat around the bush, fake boobs are gross. Actually, when it comes to porn, I dont mind if the girl has a big fake boob job, but not TOO big. In REAL life, I would say real boobs, putting myself in a guys position.
My boyfriend likes my full REAL boobs…And we also like fake christmas trees.
I like a real tree.
And real tits. I’m an au-naturale babe.
I want a real christmas tree
Fake trees; real boobs. Trees are very different than boobs! I think smaller boobs are cuter and look better on most people, but I never understood the fascination of huge boobs in the first place.
I prefer fake Christmas trees b/c they don’t make a mess and are reusable.
I don’t like fake boobs though.
fake trees because I can get them in any color I want.
and as for boobs, I don’t care about them but as long as they are attached to my body, they will be real.
I like real trees. They are more special.
BIG fan of the real ones. I love natural beauty and a woman who is confident and can confidently carry her natural rack regardless of size. I dated women with fake boobs and they were kinda creepy. You can see and feel the implants. And when they sit just a little too round? Not so attractive. I don’t mind real ones with a bit of a lift if needed, though.
So by this are you trying to say that your wife has fake boobs?
I like the smell and feel of real ones.
Real, on both parts. Oh, and fake boobs are just for girls who have low self esteem.
I prefer real trees.
Can you say “MOOO”? Those are udderly ridiculous. Anything over a mouthful is wasted, unless you’re a lactating mommy.
Real.
Dan, what are these tactics of yours? ack! kinda tacky.
Dan, you’ve been posting about Christmas trees a whole lot lately. I’m beginning to wonder about the integrity of your so-called Christian blog. Christmas trees originated in pagan rituals, and the Bible clearly forbids their use.
“And as they [Jesus and His disciples] passed by in the morning, they
saw the fig tree withered away from the roots. And Peter calling to
remembrance said unto him [Christ], ‘Rabbi, behold, the fig tree which
you cursed is withered away’” (Mark 11:20-21).
What this passage is saying is that Christmas trees are cursed, and anyone who uses them will wither away. Now please stop posting these sacrilegious blog entries about trees.
honey i love full trees, and your really a nice lady, woooooof
The middle picture looks okay, but the first and third pictures? Ug-leeeee! Bleah! Who in the world would actually *choose* that? They look disfigured.
are you absolutely sure you’re still talking about christmas trees?
i prefer real trees – they make your house smell good.
btw the first picture is just a morph.
Eh I like real trees.
Even if they’re really scrawny like that one in Charlie Brown.
Lol.
I like fake trees and I like fake boobs,I wish I had some…
Real. The fake trees are just as prickly and scratchy without that beautiful pine smell. My family has always done a real tree. I have fake one I used to ut up in my dorm room for fun though.
I’d like to go ahead and take this moment to say that I’ve got phenomenal boobs.
And I don’t kill trees to celebrate a holiday.
i like real trees, because fake once get old and worn out…….yeah scarry
What good is perfection if it’s fake? It’s an oxymoron.
LOL
@happyjen85 - I’m with you all the way!
Nothing wrong with fake Christmas trees. They don’t have the nice pine scent of a real one, and they do take up closet space for most of the year, but properly decorated, they can be just as beautiful as the real thing. My family is probably still using a fake Christmas tree purchased in the late 1960s.
Unfortunately, I think the fake Christmas tree has become a symbol of our times. We don’t want reality. We don’t want that which is natural. We want the fantasy. We want the unreal. Have fake Christmas trees and the beauty we perceive in them distorted our appreciation of what is natural and given to us by God to share as part of the beauty of human existence on earth? Through nature God has blessed us considerably. Why isn’t that good enough anymore? Why do we have to fake our way through life? Why do we want to get involved with the fake lives of television characters and Hollywood celebrities when there are real people next to us that we don’t know anything about?
Cheers.
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