Important question: Will they be naked and wrestling in Jello?
antisoccermom
oh dear. i sense a bit of controversy in the next few hours.
i actually think antisoccermom would win though.
It depends. In a physical match, Snippie. In a war of words, ASM.
Asm
Hmm… I’m definitely gonna vote for ASM.
ASM.
I don’t know either well enough to say. But this could be interesting. =)
Don’t know either of them in person. Words are easier to fight with than fists or wrestling.According to who the talk when they are pissed, it would be pretty even!
Antisoccermom, FTW!
They are both cute as crap though!
Snippie, i think.
Xo
I don’t know either very well unfortunately. However, if it’s anything like certain wrestling matches…a third well-known female xangan would come in and take the match for the win…who that would be, I’ve no idea.
ASM without a doubt.
asm
I would.
Antisoccermom all the way :]
I don’t think anything would happen fight-wise, but they would both blog about how annoying it is that people take sides and all about the “drama” they create for themselves for months before they both just agree to be cordial and make nice.
Fuck that! Snippie!
Go Becca! I got your back babygirl!
Antisoccermom would open a big can of whoop ass on her. We are talking about words here.
As far as a good street fight, who knows. You can only tell so much from a picture.
Just by looking at the pics of both of them ASM has that “oooo I’m fixing to body slam you!!!” look and Snippie’s doesn’t exactly strike fear in anyone
LOVESPORKS!
They’d tie.
Avenuetothereal would use her mind powers to blow up ALL of xanga *_*
snippie, because she’d disable asm with a professional fingering.
Snippie for sure.
@bripants - She’s not nicer. She pretends to be haha. She friends people just to have them on her friends list, she doesn’t try to get to know people. Also she breaks down so easily. Someone wrote an entry about how they were tired of her constantly friend requesting and she went postal; deleted and blocked anyone who commented on the post and made her boyfriend go after the author of the blog. How silly is that?
And ASM is just a bitch. Period. I think the most amusing time though was when she called me “an idiot” and blocked me but couldn’t back it up whatsoever. I asked her to explain her bitchiness and she never replied. She clearly misread one of my comments and instead of owning up to it she’d rather look like an idiot. =D
So I really just hope they kill each other in the process. XD
ASM.
I hope they’re naked!!!
Snippie! She is Feisty!
you should of made it a 3 way and added SerenaDante.. she could take both of them
I’d have to vote for ASM, though they should actually team up.
@misswonderj - Nope, I just don’t like you. Im sorry that hurts your feelings.
Depends on the subject being fought over…sex: Snippie. Politics/Witty commentary: ASM.
@antisoccermom - You have no reason not to like me, you’re just a bitch. =] Sorry that you’re butthurt over it. =D
Maybe the fish will win. XD
I think it would be a tie. One of those fights where they finally both just end up tired, bruised, and on the floor.
I think ASM would.
Dan, can you enlighten me on what is going on with the drama? I don’t read ASM’s blog anymore, however I read Snippie’s, but I don’t think she’s really addressed it.
ASM for sure.
ASM – no contest!
I’m pretty sure ASM could take me in a deathmatch if she was angry enough, so ASM, hands down.
ASM seems more badass…but she’s scrawny..then again, they both look kinda scrawny. I could squish the both of them. OOH! fun
Thank you for accepting my friend invite You seemed like the most known person on Xanga, so I wanted to add you
ASM!
Depends. Cunts have the genetic inclination to fight dirty.
@misswonderj - Someone sounds awefully butthurt herself… Just sayin…
I don’t know who would win. But I do know I’d be watching. Hopefully there is some mud or oil or thongs involved.
I hate both of them. So I don’t care who would win, I only care who would jump into the middle of the fight and kill both of them. ASM is not nearly as pretty as her profile pictures. And for that, she is fake. She is as bitchy as she makes out though, it would seem. Snippie, is lame. Suggestivetongue is a better sex blogger.
@misswonderj - you should not make remarks like that, it doesn’t make u a better person, nor does it hurt asm or snippe. they are strong women and don’t care for immature comments.
Avenuetothereal
ASM =) sexy
Don’t know them, but the look of the picture ASM looks much tougher.
I don’t know who’d win but I’d be rooting for antisoccermom. which is really peculiar because i have nothing against soccer moms and think they’re great
Snippy. I would NOT want to piss her off…
no comment :)
I don’t really care who will win.
Antisoccermom. She seems to have more anger put behind her punches.
But I would defintely be rooting for Snippie. She seems to have a lot more compassion and is clearly willing to help others with their problems. I can relate to her.
I’m for peace.
ASM
err… why do they need to fight? o_O?
antisoccermom. no doubt about it.
Judging by their picture alone, Antisoccermom… she just looks like the kind of chick you don’t want to piss off
I am going to say this match would probably never take place both are great bloggers.
I do not know either one well enough to say,I have seen December in action,she is one tough cookie but her soft side is incredibly deep too.Snippy can have a temper but she has a big heart.
@misswonderj - Who cares, they’re both obnoxious whores =]
WTF is wrong with you? It is wrong to prejudge people.
For all we know, deep down, ASM could be a nice whore.
ASM.
This would make for some interesting XangaTV.
Mistress December.
I know…neither of these people…
Well, antisoccermom is doing that badass,I don’t give a damn face, which probably means she’s not, and Snippie is all smiley and cute and stuff, so she’ll probably snap and throttle antisoccermom.
Who would win?!?!? Hell we’d all win. I’m having visions of mud, lots of mud.
@misswonderj - That makes you sound like an obnoxious whore, as does your username…
snippie would kick that vain bimbo’s ass, intellectually as well as physically.
I laugh every time someone on here describes ASM’s picture as though she’s trying to be some bad ass chick. To me the message she’s trying to convey is “Look at me with this come hither stare, I’m the blond bombshell that you love, want, but can’t have.” She may act like an in your face, bad ass, bitch in her blog but something tells me that is just a facade just as that glamour shot above. It’s amazing what photographers can do with a little bit of hairspray, makeup and photoshop.
Neither of them could kill each other. They’d probably start laughing until they were out of breath in the middle of the fight.
Are you trying to start a fight?!!? I think both should join me for some cocktails – and we should call it even
can’t we all just get along?
Snippie. Easily.
I don’t read either of their posts, and I don’t plan to any time soon. Although I did happen to see Snippie’s post with the bad jobs people have.
I’ve skimmed through both and honestly… it’s stupid nonsense.
Hmm… Snippie looks more annoying though! LOL Does that count as a reason? ASM look like she could beat up Snippie in a heartbeat.
@LadyValkyrie37 - ASM looks pretty ugly in that pic to me. The hair is overkill. Heck they’re both blah blah blah…
@JadedJanissary - If there was a chance of that, Dan just killed it I think. LOL. He’s such an instigator! ^_^
My money would be on Snippie!
@LadyValkyrie37 - That’s not very nice. I think asm looks very pretty. Her hair looks really cute in it.
ASM FTW
Sorry, Snip! I’m gonna have to go with ASM on this one. I’ve seen her claws! LOL!!
Why?
Snippie, I pray…
This is a trick question..they’re the same girl!!
Okay, maybe not.
Anyway Dan, you should’ve gotten them to take pictures in sports bras and shorts, looking like they’re ready for a death match, not with random headshots.
I’m disappointed in you.
@misswonderj - damn. tell us what you really think.
ASM doh!
@LadyValkyrie37 - I agree, she looks like a troll. A very unclean one. =x Plus I’m not a fan of sagging boobs either. ._.
@vanedave - You don’t WANNA KNOW what I really think =O lol just kidding. xD
@Alexandria_Nyx - Uhh what? Insulting a username? Because Alexandria New York Stock Exchange is such the perfect name! =D lmao patheticccc. Another stupid bitch. XD
ps: Are you cross eyed? o_o
I don’t know, but both of them are awesome and would make it an entertaining deathmatch.
(but for personal safety, I’m going with baby mama…. though the real result would see both of them spotting the haters in the crowd and teaming up on them.. and me laughing about that)
@MadisonLinh - And what is your point? I can state my opinion whenever and wherever I’d like. =] Who says I’m trying to hurt them? Oh wait that was your assumption.
@SnippiesBlog - @antisoccermom - TheTheologiansCafe I don’t care who wins. I just want a front row seat. I will watch as they grapple, panting, breasts heaving, ripping each other’s clothes off, scratching and pulling each other’s hair, screaming each other’s names, until finally they end up in a passionate, naked embrace, each having finally realized that the other is the soulmate they have been seeking for their entire lives! *shaking head, awakening from dream* Anyone got a cigarette? ——————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————– P.S.: I would like to first say, I have nothing but love and respect for Theo, Becca & December. Just couldn’t resist writing this! LOL. Secondly, this turned out so well I would like to turn it into a blog entry, but I will not do so without the permission of TheTheologiansCafe, SnippiesBlog, and Antisoccermom. What do you say guys?!
@petitenoirtenue - I’m sorry, did I say that ASM looked ugly in that picture? No, I didn’t. I was merely commenting on how people are saying she looks so tough and bad ass in that picture when clearly she doesn’t. It’s a glamour shot meant to make her appear to look like a blonde bombshell with a come hither stare but it fails miserably. I’ve seen regular pictures of ASM (not her silly glamour shots) she is pretty. But she is not a bad ass bitch like everyone believes her to be.
@MadisonLinh - …they are strong women and don’t care for immature comments.
I like them both, but two hotties in a deathmatch?? Everybody wins!!111!!!!
O_x
ASM looks fierce in that pic
Antisoccermom… I think…
@misswonderj - Hmmm. Yeah. You’re definitely a troll. By saying that ASM is a bitch and by acting a bitch yourself, you just insulted yourself. Quite the philosophical conundrum, eehhh?
But seriously, I would suggest stopping. This just adds fuel to the fire of Xanga drama and just makes it a much more hostile place for everyone. It’s like lighting someone on fire, and then those people that are lit on fire set everything ELSE on fire, and then before we all know it, we’re burning in Hell, and we can’t freaking stand Xanga because it’s become an ultimate bitchfest. Basically, spreading flame comments leads to more flame comments. It’s why I can’t stand people that go on such an uber-popular Xanga like Mr. Theologian’s here, be a troll, and start a bunch of shit. Seriously, you’re acting very childish.
I almost feel bad for commenting because I’ve never met you before. Perhaps you’re a nicer person in real life. I don’t really know, or care. I do know that you’re flaming. It’s how a flame war starts.
As for my opinions on ASM and Snippie, I simply won’t share them here, save for this:
Who would win? ASM, because Snippie just seems too nice .
I think Snippie’s got a hidden tough streak. She’d lay ASM flat.
@misswonderj - Either you didn’t properly understand the blog in question regarding Snippie, or you’re simply covering up the truth behind it in order to make both the blog and your comment have a false sense of legitimacy. The blog you mentioned that Snippie “blocked everyone who commented on” (another lie… I commented there and was not blocked) was vile and vulgar. I had no idea that using such vulgar language as the blogger did was considered “simple” nowadays. Consider me old fashioned, I guess.
ASM
ASM. She just looks really angry and violent. Snippie just looks like a nice person.
@Garistotle - You are my official new hero. Give yourself a cookie.
@misswonderj - Awww someone’s a little heartbroken from rejection, are they?
Your feeble attempts to make someone who is widley liked, look like an ass, is both pathetic, sad and cute all at the same time. Not everyone is going to like you and they deffinatly dont have to pretend to be nice to you just to spare your pathetic feelings, either. I’m not surprised you got treated like a bitch, because frankly you are acting like one. You dont deserve respect from other people when you talk about someone like that.
ASM!!
asm. duh.
Snippie ;P
I’m going to say Snippie, but only because I find ASM incredibly irritating.
@brittbritt__x - Another fucktard. Ok let’s read this comment too then. =) Blah blah blah blah. Boring shit… random assumptions… pretending to know anything at all… yup. Typical boring Xangan replying.
Do all comments have to be idiotic? I say what I like, whether it hurts your feelings or not, get over itttt. =D
It makes you look dumb by trying to defend your e-friends by judging my e-character. XD Failure.
@Garistotle - Vile and vulgar? Sure they used a lot of harsh language, but I would hope that while noting that people focused on the actual point instead of typing furiously in anger over nothing. The person got sick of Snippie friending them constantly, pretending to be anything other than someone who just wants a shit load of people to read her blog. Aka an attention whore. Who cares how harsh their language was? Are you that hung up on it that you forget the point of the post? Thought so.
And I think she deleted me because I didn’t defend her. More specifically that I didn’t say something along the lines of “Omg you’re a bitch Snippie is teh awesomez.”
@Axis_of_Doom - By saying that ASM is a bitch and by acting a bitch yourself, you just insulted yourself. Quite the philosophical conundrum, eehhh?
Take a logic course please =x
And I’m not starting shit, I’m answering the question. =] You don’t like my answer you can shove it. XD The way shit gets started is if someone escalates the first personal attack. Now if I were to message ASM and go “You’re a whore bitch go die” then I would be starting shit. But seeing as how I haven’t nor care to, I am not the “troll” just because I don’t like either of them. =] I have my opinions, you have yours. Mine being different from yours doesn’t make me a troll. In fact it kind of makes YOU a troll by attacking my opinions. =D
@misswonderj - Actually, you just begged the question. What is wrong with my argument? So much for taking a logic course. Have you took one?
And no. I wasn’t attacking your opinion. I was attacking the way in which you presented it. Let’s see here…
You went onto an uber-popular Xanga and started to bitch and whine about certain character traits about particular Xangans, and, unless you’re stupid, knowing FULL WELL that your comments would get public attention and responses from other Xangans such as myself. Not only that, but you’ve directly insulted people. It’s plainly evident when you say this:
Insulting a username? Because Alexandria New York Stock Exchange is such the perfect name! =D lmao patheticccc. Another stupid bitch. XD
ps: Are you cross eyed? o_o
If that isn’t trolling, then I honestly don’t know what is. What is your definition of trolling? Not to mention you just called someone a “fucktard.” Your comment was inflammatory, intended to make people upset, and it was an insult. That’s trolling. I on the other hand tried as hard as I could to tell you that your stupid behavior was out of line. Garistotle did the same damned thing, and yet you just kept pissing and moaning about inconsequential shit. If you don’t like a certain Xanga user, then stop reading their stuff or block them if you really have to, and stop starting stupid shit on a public forum. Seriously, you’re acting like a whiny little ten-year-old who simply HAS to have her way instead of MOVING ON.
Oh, yeah. And calling me a troll was an AD HOMINEM! LOL!
@misswonderj - Oh, yeah, and you can’t tell me what to do on Xanga. I simply won’t sit on my ass while you act like a little girl. Telling me to shove it simply won’t do. It’s like you’re the queen of the freaking internet. You have no power over me whatsoever, so I’ll simply tell you how ignorantly you’re portraying yourself as much as I wish.
And yet another thing. I never really stated my approval/disapproval of ASM or Snippie one way or the other. So who are you to assume what I believe?
@Axis_of_Doom - First of all, don’t ever use Wiki if you want to be taken seriously. Now let’s analyze this little comment of yours shall we? =) But before that I think you need a little lesson from the e-dictionary.
Do you know what a troll is? A troll is someone who deliberately attacks people for the sake of a response and to irritate the other person in open forums. Read it again. One more time. Got it? Good.
“You went onto an uber-popular Xanga and started to bitch and whine about certain character traits about particular Xangans, and, unless you’re stupid, knowing FULL WELL that your comments would get public attention and responses from other Xangans such as myself. Not only that, but you’ve directly insulted people. It’s plainly evident when you say this:”
“Uber-popular” is not a word. Stop it. Who is bitching and whining? I wrote one sentence. Bitching and whining would imply that I was actually upset about either of them, which is false. And yes I am aware that my comments are in a public forum since I was the one who wrote them. I’m not exactly seeing your point, but so far this doesn’t make me a troll because 1) I don’t give a fuck what people respond with, and 2) I don’t care if either are upset by it. In fact if they were upset by it I’d be surprised. And apparently they aren’t therefore why are you? Oh wait you’re the troll. Moving on.
Then you quote me and try to say that its “evidence for trolling.” Well let’s see. We’ve already discussed how the first comment wasn’t trolling logically. Now this comment, did you happen to note what I was replying to? I bet you didn’t. Someone (forgot the username, don’t feel like checking either) decided to comment me on my answer to the question. =) She decided to reply to me because she felt the need to (like you) defend people that aren’t being attacked nor are they affected by it (so to speak). Do you realize the lack of logic? It makes anyone who isn’t either ASM or Snippie that replies to the initial comment look ridiculous because the comment didn’t hurt either of their feelings. In other words, they’re “defending” people who don’t need “defending” which makes the “defendees” seem like they can’t defend themselves and that they need people to randomly reply to people they know nothing about.
The trolling part for this cross eyed girl in particular, was about her making 1. illogical deductions on my character, and 2. making assumptions about my intent. =) My intent is to answer the question asked in the blog. Notice I don’t go around saying that either of them are bitches at random times on random blogs like ASM is so notorious for. =) The nicest people in the world can admit when someone is being a bitch, I just happen to be blunt about it, and you’d better get over that quick, you’re just hurting yourself and making me laugh more =D.
And because you clearly had tears in your eyes and decided to speak uncivilly I won’t even quote your last paragraph. Especially since I only read up until you ever so hypocritically insulted me and then decided that you weren’t worth my time. =] Good day.
@misswonderj - There’s multiple sources that would completely agree with what Wikipedia said, so I don’t really see your point at all. Wikipedia was just convenient for me to use and plus it’s easy to understand. Too bad you didn’t actually address the fact that you used an ad hominem after telling me to take a logic class. Whoops.
It’s funny because I completely agree with your definition of what a troll is. It’s just a damned shame you can’t see yourself for the troll behavior that you’re portraying. Now, to reply to your points:
I can use the phrase “uber-popular” if I want, even if I made it up. I’m assuming you actually understand it, so I’ll continue to use it as much as I please. Once again, you are not the boss of me. Yet another line of evidence that you’re a freakin’ flamer.
INITIALLY you wrote one sentence, but seeing the comment here, you just had to keep bitching on a public forum and thereby incite a bunch of shit. Honestly. Your actions incited a bunch of responses that perhaps were rude themselves, but nevertheless you’ve started shit and instead of taking the higher road and walking away, you’ve stooped to their level. Honestly, there’s better things you could do with your time than bicker on the internet, which reminds me… this will be my last response to you…
Uberblog…
[I don't give a fuck what people respond with]
If you truly don’t then why are you replying to me? Why are you replying to every single freaking person that has either insulted you (which I’d say isn’t the best response) or, as Garistotle has, has rebuked you for your asinine behavior? Even if it’s just jovial fun to act like a prick then obviously you DO give some sort of consideration to what people are telling you.
Uberblog… see? I have freedom of speech. Hurray for me.
[In fact if they were upset by it I'd be surprised. And apparently they aren't therefore why are you?]
Uhh… WHAT?! Madisonlihn dedicated an ENTIRE BLOG to you and some other troll! I’m not referring to your first comment, but many of the other ones (like the one cited above) that you so conveniently ignored… LOL… I can name at LEAST two other bloggers who hated your tone. Huginn and Garistotle. Don’t believe me? It’s in the freaking entry itself. All you gotta do is hit that little “previous” button a few times.
So how am I the troll again? Oh wait. I wasn’t intending on flaming comments. I originally intended on rebuking you for your rude comments… unfortunately OCD has dragged me into wasting my time pointing out how wrong you are. Hurray!
[She {the commentor... whoever the fuck it was} decided to reply to me because she felt the need to (like you) defend people that aren't being attacked nor are they affected by it (so to speak).]
You misrepresent my intentions. I intended to point out to you how you’re acting uncivilly, regardless of whether or not people are affected by it. So that’s a strawman fallacy. Nice. I do agree that Alexandria (the person you were replying to) was being rude, but that is only because you started it, primarily in the super long comment I linked to above.
And technically, your comments may not have “hurt my feelings,” but again, you’re creating a hostile atmosphere on Xanga that makes me gag every single fucking time I see. How could I not reply? You misrepresent my intentions yet again. I wasn’t defending Snippie or ASM. I will keep my opinion of those two to myself (although I will grant that I said Snippie seems to nice to win in a fight with ASM, but aside from that, that’s all I’m saying). Unlike you, I don’t have to start shit.
Either you’re too damn stupid to realize just what kind of effect your comments will have or you really did have the intention of gaining inflammatory replies and rebukes from me and Garistotle. I honestly don’t know which. You can take that as an insult if you want.
[And because you clearly had tears in your eyes and decided to speak uncivilly I won't even quote your last paragraph.]
Nah. You just pissed me off. I didn’t cry ^_^. And how did I act uncivilly? Even if I did, it’s like the parable of Jesus where the man with the plank in his eye tries to take the speck out of the other person’s eye.
Whoops. I used the term “uberblog” instead of “uberpopular.” Oh well. Same damned thing.
@misswonderj - Just curious, but what was the… uhh… intention of this comment?
[I agree, she looks like a troll. A very unclean one. =x Plus I'm not a fan of sagging boobs either. ._.]
I’d love to know.
@misswonderj - Im not even going to bother argueing about what you said to me, because its not even worth it. I dont see how it makes sense at all, but I do feel alot better about my intellegence now, thank you
“”Uber-popular” is not a word. Stop it.” Uhh..Neither is fucktard.
“I say what I like, whether it hurts your feelings or not, get over itttt. =D” Really? So why are you getting so defensive over everyone elses comments towards you? Why don’t you “get over ittttt”.
“First of all, don’t ever use Wiki if you want to be taken seriously.” Do you expect to be taken seriously when the only thing you can think of saying to people is “bitch” and “fucktard”? &Lets not even mention the “ittttt”. If your going to give people your crappy advice, you might want to think of taking it yourself.
Thanks for the laugh!!
Snippie!
she has probably been pickd on a lot in life and has a lot of anger inside-adieu, stace
ASM.
@brittbritt__x - uber is a word too. =] it’s german though.
To both of you, you both fail at getting your point across, whatever they may be. The point is I say what I like, if you don’t like it you’ll eventually have to get the fuck over it now won’t you? =D
You guys obviously care despite how you say you don’t because you keep replying. LOL Funny.
ps: Britt. If you’re not actually laughing in real life don’t pretend to do so. Fail.
Naptime for me (:
antisoccermom. i think snippie might just scratch…like a cat…for some reason. anyway, i think ASM could throw some punches. haha
<3 micalyn
@misswonderj - ”Uhh what? Insulting a username?” I didn’t mean to be insulting. I just thought you should know that your comment (comments at this point) made you sound like an obnoxious whore and that your username looked like one an obnoxious whore would use. If anything it was just a suggestion of self-reflection. You may want to think about lightening up.
“Because Alexandria New York Stock Exchange is such the perfect name! =D lmao patheticccc.” Actually, i used Alexandria because Alexandrite is my birth stone and Nyx is the primordial goddess of the night in greek mythology, which i am absolutely enthralled with at the moment.
“Another stupid bitch. XD”
You don’t seem to have a very broad vocabulary. Perhaps your arguments would hold more water if you used your “writing vocabulary” instead of your “speaking vocabulary”. I used quotes because that is how my third grade teacher described them. I don’t know the technical term for each form of vocabulary. Perhaps i will look that up.
“ps: Are you cross eyed? o_o” I’ve never been asked that before nor has a doctor ever told me i was, therefore I really doubt it, but i don’t know.
What do the rest of you think? Do you think i might be cross eyed?
@Alexandria_Nyx - The question wasn’t even to intentionally insult you I seriously wondered if you were cross eyed. o_o
But then again bad photo taking skills can do that to people I guess. =]
Whoever eats the most Jello in 24 hours.. lol
@misswonderj - ”The question wasn’t even to intentionally insult you I seriously wondered if you were cross eyed. o_o” That’s what i assumed, which is why i didn’t say anything about you insulting me. However, you did call me a “stupid bitch”, so if people think you’re insulting me that may be why.
“But then again bad photo taking skills can do that to people I guess. =]”
This is true. I am not a skilled photographer, but again, i ask, does anyone else think i look cross eyed?
ASM, for sure!
Oh and to actually respond to the question asked, i think it would be Antisoccermom. I’ve read a little bit of both blogs and ASM seems a lot more inflammatory. That’s not necessarily a bad thing and, in my opinion, would serve well in an actual fist fight, which is what i’m assuming this hypothetical situation would be. I also think that it is extremely unlikely that this fight would ever happen. They both seem like intelligent women.
Now i must say that when i saw the pictures, i thought of two, WHAT I CONSIDER, gorgeous celebrities: Courtney Love(in her younger days of course)- ASM and Minnie Driver- Snippie.
Snippie
The ticket holders would win. The fight would go the full 15 rounds, but ASM would either win (but just barely), or would lose because she just can’t get past Snippie’s smile and give up in frustration.
Why you gotta instigate?
Antisoccermom… she looks like she has been around the block a few times.
@misswonderj - Would you please STFU!!!!!! I am getting mighty dang tired of your PMS’ing all over ASM and anyone else who dares to cross you up.
ASM would win…because she is just catty and awesome that way!!
@misswonderj - Oh how wonderful! I am speaking with someone who obviously doesn’t know what the term ‘bitch’ means. A bitch is a female dog, considering that I am neither female, or a dog, you certainly have mischosen your terminology. Oh and one more thing, awe is great respect, and seeing as you use ‘awe’ in direct reference to myself, I will assume that you have great respect for me. Thank you very much.*bows*
@Undercover_Librarian - Really? Because according to the dictionary it also describes “bitch” as a “lewd woman.” Which is what I’m calling you. =] Or did you not know that words had multiple meanings? And you’re an “undercover librarian?” LOL fail.
I don’t think I can have respect for people who don’t know how to use a dictionary. =] Sorry you’re butthurt over it?
@misswonderj - Lovelier and lovelier! Seeing as I am neither lewd, nor a woman. Your euphemism, intended to insult and offend, has done nothing more than to cause me to laugh even more at your obvious ineptitude.
And yes, I am a librarian. Not many people know it, therefore I am undercover. So my nom de plume is quite applicable.
@Undercover_Librarian - If you’re a librarian how do you not know how to use a dictionary then? =]
@Undercover_Librarian - I’m the airhead when you put “quite” instead of quit and “smilyface” instead of “smiley face?” Right.
And if you could read a dictionary you’d know the definition of a bitch, you should really QUIT faking now. =]
@misswonderj - Who said anything about my not being able to use a dictionary? I can use a dictonary better than you can type a smiley face. And would you please quit using those incredibly annoying smiley faces. They make you seem like a vapid airhead.
@misswonderj - Yes indeed, you sure are. No wonder ASM blocked you. Your wonderful expertise in douchebaggery, will go far in getting you on everybody’s defecation-list.
@Undercover_Librarian - Thank you for editing your ignorance. =] I’m pleased in that I could bring it to your attention. And actually I’ve never conversed with her. She decided to attack me for no reason one day on a post and decided to block me, simply because she misread my comment. If defending myself when someone randomly attacks me is “douchebaggery” then block away. Its really her loss. =]
ps: You can stop pretending to be intelligent, that prospect has already been ripped to shreds. =]
pps: Did you know that a douche bag is actually a syringe? Way to use the dictionary there. =]
ASM.
@misswonderj - i love how you do all your snapping on other people’s sites. you’re a sweetheart in real life, huh?
and all the smiley faces you litter across your trash talk. “they’re both obnoxious whores [=” “you’re a fucktard [=”
it’s really intelligent, it gives off this mysterious air that you are a sociopath. really attractive, i’m sure all the guys are just lining up around the block for you.
@bripants - You clearly don’t have a psych degree if you don’t know the definition of sociopath.
I’m not seeing the logic in how it pertains to my social life though. And you clearly know nothing about it XD That comment was one of the few that actually made me laugh out loud LOL.
Let’s just say the drama with men / women is what I’m trying to purge out of my life at this moment. =]
Snippie is AMAZING.
@misswonderj - hahahaha you think sociopath means something about your social life!
you are such a keeper! a sociopath is a person without much of a conscience and does not feel remorse. you, you are definitely up there, darling. they also tend to do things that only benefit themselves. “i can do what i want and say what i want blah blah blah.”
i dare you to send me an angry message with a bunch of juicy four letter words. just for giggles. DO IT!
There are people defending me, that I have never heard of. Another episode of brilliance brought to you by the ever comforting xangamnipotent Dan. And I had reservations about saying YES!!! To think I could be so stupid!
Uhm, you are awesome. Thanks for the fun!
ASM! She looks scary!
ASM!
@bripants - I’m aware of the definition of a sociopath. I thought you understood when a change in topic occurs. You decided that I must not get men easily which is *hint* a change in topic. Are you that slow?
Wow what a failure. o_O A psychotic one at that. You should be enthusiastic about a reply when you actually have something intelligent to say. =]
ps: Just in case you didn’t know.. you don’t. =)
TheTheologiansCafe will win.
I don’t really know either of them so well, but with words, ASM definitely. If it’s physical- I might have to go with Snippie.
@misswonderj - do you get tired of everyone openly hating you so much? i would be one sad panda bear.
@bripants - Not in particularly. Partly because its not everyone, but mostly because I don’t know them nor care to. So their opinions (like yours) don’t really matter. =]
I think its funny how butt hurt you all are over it that you feel the need to reply to me as if I give two shits what you think =D.
@misswonderj - your vocabulary seems limited to fucktard and butthurt. you should really branch out.
and you seem pretty scrambled. are you okay? “not in particularly” isn’t a correct phrase, if i read correctly.
Antisoccermum is all mine
but i will choose only when they actually battle, in words of couse, they are writers little challenge doesn’t hurt and i wanna know and judge who wins, its profitable for writers to make names not just post blogs and bitch all day, lol its time,
hey i rhyme if u wanna fight relically common its healthy, we can make our own names’ am serious though
The Asian girls would.
Do you think ASM has had a little bit of work done?
I didn’t think she had money for stuff like that…
@Tallman - What, like drunken gangbangs in the frat house? Cause I don’t smell gangster in here…
I dunno!
@bripants - You’re so boring. =| Seriously. At least other respondents could keep me awake, but you? Its so sad how hard you try =|
@misswonderj - What is with you? Do you ever say anything nice about anyone? Or are you so insecure you have to go around Xanga spreading hate and vulgarity.
To you everyone’s a “whore”, Maybe you should look in the mirror. I think your the one who is an attention getting whore!Don’t bother to reply, I won’t waste my time with you.
@jodine50 - You keep saying you won’t “waste your time” but then you press reply every single time. This topic is old too lol. Get a life Jodine, you bore me. =]
misswonderj, is a very sick woman, every post of hers I have run across,is nothing but negativity and vulgarity, I think the only two words in her vocabulary are “Fuck” and “Whore”.Don’t waste your time, she feeds on attention, going around attacking everyone, actually I pity her, life is too short to spend it spewing venom.Beauty it is said comes from inside, people will remember us not for our looks but for our deeds, she indeed truly epitomizes the word “Ugly”
Speaking as a guy, I’d rather date ‘em than watch ‘em beat each other senseless. But you know how old fashioned I am!
@jodine50 - ahh haha, i don’t mind (: but you are right. that is all i can say.
@misswonderj - this is you: “lol you’re a bitch lol [= [= [= lol i’m bored with this topiccccccc. whore, get a life lol [=” what great intelligence.
i’m still waiting for your hate message. don’t forget!
@Axis_of_Doom - Yup I give epic fail replies to epic failures. =] @bripants - Nah, I never really send out hate messages I just get tons of ‘em. =] And you’re not exactly important enough to send a hate message because I don’t hate you? o_O
You guys must love having emotions towards me, I’m flattered. =] Sorry that I can’t return the favor? Remember, whether you love or hate me its still an obsession. =D
@misswonderj - you sent me a message littered with cuss words and smiley faces sometime last week, hon. you’re really smart, huh?
what? i don’t hate you! i just think you really need to get laid! loosen up, sweetie pie!
@misswonderj - Holy shit. Very nice of you to admit it ^_^. And too bad you beg the question yet again. The fact that you tell me to go take a logics class and you do that numerous times is just awesome. I can’t thank you enough.
And I only love the fact that you’re making a complete ass of yourself on the internet and stamping your feet like a little two-year-old. It’s entertaining and yet sickening all at the same time…
@bripants - o_O? Somewhere in your delusions you get messages from me? Ok then… psychotic.
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I think ASM would win
Who cares, they’re both obnoxious whores =]
Antisoccermom
Chick fight googogogogogogogo
Important question: Will they be naked and wrestling in Jello?
antisoccermom
oh dear. i sense a bit of controversy in the next few hours.
i actually think antisoccermom would win though.
It depends. In a physical match, Snippie. In a war of words, ASM.
Asm
Hmm… I’m definitely gonna vote for ASM.
ASM.
I don’t know either well enough to say. But this could be interesting. =)
Don’t know either of them in person. Words are easier to fight with than fists or wrestling.According to who the talk when they are pissed, it would be pretty even!
Antisoccermom, FTW!
They are both cute as crap though!
Snippie, i think.
Xo
I don’t know either very well unfortunately. However, if it’s anything like certain wrestling matches…a third well-known female xangan would come in and take the match for the win…who that would be, I’ve no idea.
ASM without a doubt.
asm
I would.
Antisoccermom all the way :]
I don’t think anything would happen fight-wise, but they would both blog about how annoying it is that people take sides and all about the “drama” they create for themselves for months before they both just agree to be cordial and make nice.
Fuck that! Snippie!
Go Becca! I got your back babygirl!
Antisoccermom would open a big can of whoop ass on her. We are talking about words here.
As far as a good street fight, who knows. You can only tell so much from a picture.
Just by looking at the pics of both of them ASM has that “oooo I’m fixing to body slam you!!!” look and Snippie’s doesn’t exactly strike fear in anyone
LOVESPORKS!
They’d tie.
Avenuetothereal would use her mind powers to blow up ALL of xanga *_*
snippie, because she’d disable asm with a professional fingering.
Snippie for sure.
@bripants - She’s not nicer. She pretends to be haha. She friends people just to have them on her friends list, she doesn’t try to get to know people. Also she breaks down so easily. Someone wrote an entry about how they were tired of her constantly friend requesting and she went postal; deleted and blocked anyone who commented on the post and made her boyfriend go after the author of the blog. How silly is that?
And ASM is just a bitch. Period. I think the most amusing time though was when she called me “an idiot” and blocked me but couldn’t back it up whatsoever. I asked her to explain her bitchiness and she never replied. She clearly misread one of my comments and instead of owning up to it she’d rather look like an idiot. =D
So I really just hope they kill each other in the process. XD
ASM.
I hope they’re naked!!!
Snippie! She is Feisty!
you should of made it a 3 way and added SerenaDante.. she could take both of them
I’d have to vote for ASM, though they should actually team up.
@misswonderj - Nope, I just don’t like you. Im sorry that hurts your feelings.
Depends on the subject being fought over…sex: Snippie. Politics/Witty commentary: ASM.
@antisoccermom - You have no reason not to like me, you’re just a bitch. =] Sorry that you’re butthurt over it. =D
Maybe the fish will win. XD
I think it would be a tie. One of those fights where they finally both just end up tired, bruised, and on the floor.
I think ASM would.
Dan, can you enlighten me on what is going on with the drama? I don’t read ASM’s blog anymore, however I read Snippie’s, but I don’t think she’s really addressed it.
ASM for sure.
ASM – no contest!
I’m pretty sure ASM could take me in a deathmatch if she was angry enough, so ASM, hands down.
ASM seems more badass…but she’s scrawny..then again, they both look kinda scrawny. I could squish the both of them. OOH! fun
Thank you for accepting my friend invite
You seemed like the most known person on Xanga, so I wanted to add you 
ASM!
Depends. Cunts have the genetic inclination to fight dirty.
But in a good clean fight: Ms. Snippie.
Gotta go with ASM
@saintvi - exactly what i was thinking!
I AGREE WITH SAINTVI!!!!
I’ll stay neutral so I can ref
@misswonderj - Someone sounds awefully butthurt herself… Just sayin…
I don’t know who would win. But I do know I’d be watching. Hopefully there is some mud or oil or thongs involved.
I hate both of them. So I don’t care who would win, I only care who would jump into the middle of the fight and kill both of them. ASM is not nearly as pretty as her profile pictures. And for that, she is fake. She is as bitchy as she makes out though, it would seem. Snippie, is lame. Suggestivetongue is a better sex blogger.
Constant asking for recs makes them both whores.
I don’t really care.
@desesperada - yay!
Dan would win
i think the pictures are biased!!!!!
@misswonderj - you should not make remarks like that, it doesn’t make u a better person, nor does it hurt asm or snippe. they are strong women and don’t care for immature comments.
Avenuetothereal
ASM =) sexy
Don’t know them, but the look of the picture ASM looks much tougher.
I don’t know who’d win but I’d be rooting for antisoccermom. which is really peculiar because i have nothing against soccer moms and think they’re great
Snippy. I would NOT want to piss her off…
no comment :)
I don’t really care who will win.
Antisoccermom. She seems to have more anger put behind her punches.
But I would defintely be rooting for Snippie. She seems to have a lot more compassion and is clearly willing to help others with their problems. I can relate to her.
I’m for peace.
ASM
err…
why do they need to fight?
o_O?
antisoccermom. no doubt about it.
Judging by their picture alone, Antisoccermom… she just looks like the kind of chick you don’t want to piss off
I am going to say this match would probably never take place both are great bloggers.
Who ever wins, we lose
ASM, for sure.
@misswonderj - haha
ASM would win.
Then she’ll be mauled to death by a chipmunk.
I do not know either one well enough to say,I have seen December in action,she is one tough cookie but her soft side is incredibly deep too.Snippy can have a temper but she has a big heart.
@misswonderj - Who cares, they’re both obnoxious whores =]
WTF is wrong with you? It is wrong to prejudge people.
For all we know, deep down, ASM could be a nice whore.
ASM.
This would make for some interesting XangaTV.
Mistress December.
I know…neither of these people…
Well, antisoccermom is doing that badass,I don’t give a damn face, which probably means she’s not, and Snippie is all smiley and cute and stuff, so she’ll probably snap and throttle antisoccermom.
Who would win?!?!? Hell we’d all win. I’m having visions of mud, lots of mud.
@misswonderj - That makes you sound like an obnoxious whore, as does your username…
snippie would kick that vain bimbo’s ass, intellectually as well as physically.
I laugh every time someone on here describes ASM’s picture as though she’s trying to be some bad ass chick. To me the message she’s trying to convey is “Look at me with this come hither stare, I’m the blond bombshell that you love, want, but can’t have.” She may act like an in your face, bad ass, bitch in her blog but something tells me that is just a facade just as that glamour shot above. It’s amazing what photographers can do with a little bit of hairspray, makeup and photoshop.
It’d be a three way tie.
LMAO I’m getting my ass kicked
@misswonderj - hurhurhurhurhurhurhurhuhur
Can’t say I’ve read either!
Neither of them could kill each other. They’d probably start laughing until they were out of breath in the middle of the fight.
Are you trying to start a fight?!!? I think both should join me for some cocktails – and we should call it even
can’t we all just get along?
Snippie. Easily.
I don’t read either of their posts, and I don’t plan to any time soon. Although I did happen to see Snippie’s post with the bad jobs people have.
I’ve skimmed through both and honestly… it’s stupid nonsense.
Hmm… Snippie looks more annoying though! LOL Does that count as a reason? ASM look like she could beat up Snippie in a heartbeat.
@LadyValkyrie37 - ASM looks pretty ugly in that pic to me. The hair is overkill. Heck they’re both blah blah blah…
@JadedJanissary - If there was a chance of that, Dan just killed it I think. LOL. He’s such an instigator! ^_^
My money would be on Snippie!
@LadyValkyrie37 - That’s not very nice. I think asm looks very pretty. Her hair looks really cute in it.
ASM FTW
Sorry, Snip! I’m gonna have to go with ASM on this one. I’ve seen her claws! LOL!!
Why?
Snippie, I pray…
This is a trick question..they’re the same girl!!
Okay, maybe not.
Anyway Dan, you should’ve gotten them to take pictures in sports bras and shorts, looking like they’re ready for a death match, not with random headshots.
I’m disappointed in you.
@misswonderj - damn. tell us what you really think.
ASM doh!
@LadyValkyrie37 - I agree, she looks like a troll. A very unclean one. =x
Plus I’m not a fan of sagging boobs either. ._.
@vanedave - You don’t WANNA KNOW what I really think =O lol just kidding. xD
@huginn - Oh my sincerest apologies then. XD
@Alexandria_Nyx - Uhh what? Insulting a username? Because Alexandria New York Stock Exchange is such the perfect name! =D lmao patheticccc.
Another stupid bitch. XD
ps: Are you cross eyed? o_o
I don’t know, but both of them are awesome and would make it an entertaining deathmatch.
(but for personal safety, I’m going with baby mama…. though the real result would see both of them spotting the haters in the crowd and teaming up on them.. and me laughing about that)
@Garistotle - omg thats too funny
@MadisonLinh - And what is your point? I can state my opinion whenever and wherever I’d like. =] Who says I’m trying to hurt them? Oh wait that was your assumption.
=]
@lonelywanderer2 - okie doke
@SnippiesBlog - @antisoccermom - TheTheologiansCafe
I don’t care who wins. I just want a front row seat. I will watch as they grapple, panting, breasts heaving, ripping each other’s clothes off, scratching and pulling each other’s hair, screaming each other’s names, until finally they end up in a passionate, naked embrace, each having finally realized that the other is the soulmate they have been seeking for their entire lives!
*shaking head, awakening from dream* Anyone got a cigarette?
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P.S.: I would like to first say, I have nothing but love and respect for Theo, Becca & December. Just couldn’t resist writing this! LOL. Secondly, this turned out so well I would like to turn it into a blog entry, but I will not do so without the permission of TheTheologiansCafe, SnippiesBlog, and Antisoccermom. What do you say guys?!
@petitenoirtenue - I’m sorry, did I say that ASM looked ugly in that picture? No, I didn’t. I was merely commenting on how people are saying she looks so tough and bad ass in that picture when clearly she doesn’t. It’s a glamour shot meant to make her appear to look like a blonde bombshell with a come hither stare but it fails miserably. I’ve seen regular pictures of ASM (not her silly glamour shots) she is pretty. But she is not a bad ass bitch like everyone believes her to be.
@MadisonLinh - …they are strong women and don’t care for immature comments.
Apparently: Might makes right.
@ilovemy2babyboys - I agree..
I like them both, but two hotties in a deathmatch?? Everybody wins!!111!!!!
O_x
ASM looks fierce in that pic
Antisoccermom… I think…
@misswonderj - Hmmm. Yeah. You’re definitely a troll. By saying that ASM is a bitch and by acting a bitch yourself, you just insulted yourself. Quite the philosophical conundrum, eehhh?
But seriously, I would suggest stopping. This just adds fuel to the fire of Xanga drama and just makes it a much more hostile place for everyone. It’s like lighting someone on fire, and then those people that are lit on fire set everything ELSE on fire, and then before we all know it, we’re burning in Hell, and we can’t freaking stand Xanga because it’s become an ultimate bitchfest. Basically, spreading flame comments leads to more flame comments. It’s why I can’t stand people that go on such an uber-popular Xanga like Mr. Theologian’s here, be a troll, and start a bunch of shit. Seriously, you’re acting very childish.
I almost feel bad for commenting because I’ve never met you before. Perhaps you’re a nicer person in real life. I don’t really know, or care. I do know that you’re flaming. It’s how a flame war starts.
As for my opinions on ASM and Snippie, I simply won’t share them here, save for this:
Who would win? ASM, because Snippie just seems too nice
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I think Snippie’s got a hidden tough streak. She’d lay ASM flat.
@misswonderj - Either you didn’t properly understand the blog in question regarding Snippie, or you’re simply covering up the truth behind it in order to make both the blog and your comment have a false sense of legitimacy. The blog you mentioned that Snippie “blocked everyone who commented on” (another lie… I commented there and was not blocked) was vile and vulgar. I had no idea that using such vulgar language as the blogger did was considered “simple” nowadays. Consider me old fashioned, I guess.
ASM
ASM. She just looks really angry and violent. Snippie just looks like a nice person.
@Garistotle - You are my official new hero. Give yourself a cookie.
@misswonderj - Awww someone’s a little heartbroken from rejection, are they?
Your feeble attempts to make someone who is widley liked, look like an ass, is both pathetic, sad and cute all at the same time. Not everyone is going to like you and they deffinatly dont have to pretend to be nice to you just to spare your pathetic feelings, either. I’m not surprised you got treated like a bitch, because frankly you are acting like one. You dont deserve respect from other people when you talk about someone like that.
ASM!!
asm. duh.
Snippie ;P
I’m going to say Snippie, but only because I find ASM incredibly irritating.
@brittbritt__x - Another fucktard. Ok let’s read this comment too then. =)
Blah blah blah blah. Boring shit… random assumptions… pretending to know anything at all… yup. Typical boring Xangan replying.
Do all comments have to be idiotic? I say what I like, whether it hurts your feelings or not, get over itttt. =D
It makes you look dumb by trying to defend your e-friends by judging my e-character. XD Failure.
@Garistotle - Vile and vulgar? Sure they used a lot of harsh language, but I would hope that while noting that people focused on the actual point instead of typing furiously in anger over nothing. The person got sick of Snippie friending them constantly, pretending to be anything other than someone who just wants a shit load of people to read her blog. Aka an attention whore. Who cares how harsh their language was? Are you that hung up on it that you forget the point of the post? Thought so.
And I think she deleted me because I didn’t defend her. More specifically that I didn’t say something along the lines of “Omg you’re a bitch Snippie is teh awesomez.”
@Axis_of_Doom -
By saying that ASM is a bitch and by acting
a bitch yourself, you just insulted yourself. Quite the philosophical
conundrum, eehhh?
Take a logic course please =x
And I’m not starting shit, I’m answering the question. =] You don’t like my answer you can shove it. XD The way shit gets started is if someone escalates the first personal attack. Now if I were to message ASM and go “You’re a whore bitch go die” then I would be starting shit. But seeing as how I haven’t nor care to, I am not the “troll” just because I don’t like either of them. =] I have my opinions, you have yours. Mine being different from yours doesn’t make me a troll. In fact it kind of makes YOU a troll by attacking my opinions. =D
@misswonderj - Actually, you just begged the question. What is wrong with my argument? So much for taking a logic course. Have you took one?
And no. I wasn’t attacking your opinion. I was attacking the way in which you presented it. Let’s see here…
You went onto an uber-popular Xanga and started to bitch and whine about certain character traits about particular Xangans, and, unless you’re stupid, knowing FULL WELL that your comments would get public attention and responses from other Xangans such as myself. Not only that, but you’ve directly insulted people. It’s plainly evident when you say this:
Insulting a username? Because Alexandria New York Stock Exchange is such the perfect name! =D lmao patheticccc.
Another stupid bitch. XD
ps: Are you cross eyed? o_o
If that isn’t trolling, then I honestly don’t know what is. What is your definition of trolling? Not to mention you just called someone a “fucktard.” Your comment was inflammatory, intended to make people upset, and it was an insult. That’s trolling. I on the other hand tried as hard as I could to tell you that your stupid behavior was out of line. Garistotle did the same damned thing, and yet you just kept pissing and moaning about inconsequential shit. If you don’t like a certain Xanga user, then stop reading their stuff or block them if you really have to, and stop starting stupid shit on a public forum. Seriously, you’re acting like a whiny little ten-year-old who simply HAS to have her way instead of MOVING ON.
Oh, yeah. And calling me a troll was an AD HOMINEM! LOL!
@misswonderj - Oh, yeah, and you can’t tell me what to do on Xanga. I simply won’t sit on my ass while you act like a little girl. Telling me to shove it simply won’t do. It’s like you’re the queen of the freaking internet. You have no power over me whatsoever, so I’ll simply tell you how ignorantly you’re portraying yourself as much as I wish.
And yet another thing. I never really
stated my approval/disapproval of ASM or Snippie one way or the other.
So who are you to assume what I believe?
@Axis_of_Doom - First of all, don’t ever use Wiki if you want to be taken seriously. Now let’s analyze this little comment of yours shall we? =)
But before that I think you need a little lesson from the e-dictionary.
Do you know what a troll is? A troll is someone who deliberately attacks people for the sake of a response and to irritate the other person in open forums. Read it again. One more time. Got it? Good.
“You went onto an uber-popular Xanga and
started to bitch and whine about certain character traits about
particular Xangans, and, unless you’re stupid, knowing FULL WELL
that your comments would get public attention and responses from other
Xangans such as myself. Not only that, but you’ve directly insulted
people. It’s plainly evident when you say this:”
“Uber-popular” is not a word. Stop it.
Who is bitching and whining? I wrote one sentence. Bitching and whining would imply that I was actually upset about either of them, which is false.
And yes I am aware that my comments are in a public forum since I was the one who wrote them. I’m not exactly seeing your point, but so far this doesn’t make me a troll because 1) I don’t give a fuck what people respond with, and 2) I don’t care if either are upset by it. In fact if they were upset by it I’d be surprised. And apparently they aren’t therefore why are you? Oh wait you’re the troll. Moving on.
Then you quote me and try to say that its “evidence for trolling.” Well let’s see. We’ve already discussed how the first comment wasn’t trolling logically. Now this comment, did you happen to note what I was replying to? I bet you didn’t. Someone (forgot the username, don’t feel like checking either) decided to comment me on my answer to the question. =) She decided to reply to me because she felt the need to (like you) defend people that aren’t being attacked nor are they affected by it (so to speak). Do you realize the lack of logic? It makes anyone who isn’t either ASM or Snippie that replies to the initial comment look ridiculous because the comment didn’t hurt either of their feelings. In other words, they’re “defending” people who don’t need “defending” which makes the “defendees” seem like they can’t defend themselves and that they need people to randomly reply to people they know nothing about.
The trolling part for this cross eyed girl in particular, was about her making 1. illogical deductions on my character, and 2. making assumptions about my intent. =) My intent is to answer the question asked in the blog. Notice I don’t go around saying that either of them are bitches at random times on random blogs like ASM is so notorious for. =) The nicest people in the world can admit when someone is being a bitch, I just happen to be blunt about it, and you’d better get over that quick, you’re just hurting yourself and making me laugh more =D.
And because you clearly had tears in your eyes and decided to speak uncivilly I won’t even quote your last paragraph. Especially since I only read up until you ever so hypocritically insulted me and then decided that you weren’t worth my time. =] Good day.
@misswonderj - There’s multiple sources that would completely agree with what Wikipedia said, so I don’t really see your point at all. Wikipedia was just convenient for me to use and plus it’s easy to understand. Too bad you didn’t actually address the fact that you used an ad hominem after telling me to take a logic class. Whoops.
It’s funny because I completely agree with your definition of what a troll is. It’s just a damned shame you can’t see yourself for the troll behavior that you’re portraying. Now, to reply to your points:
I can use the phrase “uber-popular” if I want, even if I made it up. I’m assuming you actually understand it, so I’ll continue to use it as much as I please. Once again, you are not the boss of me. Yet another line of evidence that you’re a freakin’ flamer.
INITIALLY you wrote one sentence, but seeing the comment here, you just had to keep bitching on a public forum and thereby incite a bunch of shit. Honestly. Your actions incited a bunch of responses that perhaps were rude themselves, but nevertheless you’ve started shit and instead of taking the higher road and walking away, you’ve stooped to their level. Honestly, there’s better things you could do with your time than bicker on the internet, which reminds me… this will be my last response to you…
Uberblog…
[I don't give a fuck what people respond with]
If you truly don’t then why are you replying to me? Why are you replying to every single freaking person that has either insulted you (which I’d say isn’t the best response) or, as Garistotle has, has rebuked you for your asinine behavior? Even if it’s just jovial fun to act like a prick then obviously you DO give some sort of consideration to what people are telling you.
Uberblog… see? I have freedom of speech. Hurray for me.
[In fact if they were upset by it I'd be surprised. And apparently they aren't therefore why are you?]
Uhh… WHAT?! Madisonlihn dedicated an ENTIRE BLOG to you and some other troll! I’m not referring to your first comment, but many of the other ones (like the one cited above) that you so conveniently ignored… LOL… I can name at LEAST two other bloggers who hated your tone. Huginn and Garistotle. Don’t believe me? It’s in the freaking entry itself. All you gotta do is hit that little “previous” button a few times.
So how am I the troll again? Oh wait. I wasn’t intending on flaming comments. I originally intended on rebuking you for your rude comments… unfortunately OCD has dragged me into wasting my time pointing out how wrong you are. Hurray!
[She {the commentor... whoever the fuck it was} decided to reply to me because she felt
the need to (like you) defend people that aren't being attacked nor are
they affected by it (so to speak).]
You misrepresent my intentions. I intended to point out to you how you’re acting uncivilly, regardless of whether or not people are affected by it. So that’s a strawman fallacy. Nice. I do agree that Alexandria (the person you were replying to) was being rude, but that is only because you started it, primarily in the super long comment I linked to above.
And technically, your comments may not have “hurt my feelings,” but again, you’re creating a hostile atmosphere on Xanga that makes me gag every single fucking time I see. How could I not reply? You misrepresent my intentions yet again. I wasn’t defending Snippie or ASM. I will keep my opinion of those two to myself (although I will grant that I said Snippie seems to nice to win in a fight with ASM, but aside from that, that’s all I’m saying). Unlike you, I don’t have to start shit.
Either you’re too damn stupid to realize just what kind of effect your comments will have or you really did have the intention of gaining inflammatory replies and rebukes from me and Garistotle. I honestly don’t know which. You can take that as an insult if you want.
[And because you clearly had tears in your eyes and decided to speak uncivilly I won't even quote your last paragraph.]
Nah. You just pissed me off. I didn’t cry ^_^. And how did I act uncivilly? Even if I did, it’s like the parable of Jesus where the man with the plank in his eye tries to take the speck out of the other person’s eye.
Whoops. I used the term “uberblog” instead of “uberpopular.” Oh well. Same damned thing.
@misswonderj - Just curious, but what was the… uhh… intention of this comment?
[I agree, she looks like a troll. A very unclean one. =x
Plus I'm not a fan of sagging boobs either. ._.]
I’d love to know.
@misswonderj - Im not even going to bother argueing about what you said to me, because its not even worth it. I dont see how it makes sense at all, but I do feel alot better about my intellegence now, thank you
“”Uber-popular” is not a word. Stop it.” Uhh..Neither is fucktard.
“I say what I like, whether it hurts your feelings or not, get over itttt. =D” Really? So why are you getting so defensive over everyone elses comments towards you? Why don’t you “get over ittttt”.
“First of all, don’t ever use Wiki if you want to be taken seriously.” Do you expect to be taken seriously when the only thing you can think of saying to people is “bitch” and “fucktard”? &Lets not even mention the “ittttt”. If your going to give people your crappy advice, you might want to think of taking it yourself.
Thanks for the laugh!!
Snippie!
she has probably been pickd on a lot in life and has a lot of anger inside-adieu, stace
ASM.
@brittbritt__x - uber is a word too. =] it’s german though.
@saintvi - that’s exactly what i was gonna say
@Axis_of_Doom - @brittbritt__x -
To both of you, you both fail at getting your point across, whatever they may be. The point is I say what I like, if you don’t like it you’ll eventually have to get the fuck over it now won’t you? =D
You guys obviously care despite how you say you don’t because you keep replying. LOL Funny.
ps: Britt. If you’re not actually laughing in real life don’t pretend to do so. Fail.
Naptime for me (:
antisoccermom. i think snippie might just scratch…like a cat…for some reason. anyway, i think ASM could throw some punches. haha
<3 micalyn
@misswonderj - ”Uhh what? Insulting a username?” I didn’t mean to be insulting. I just thought you should know that your comment (comments at this point) made you sound like an obnoxious whore and that your username looked like one an obnoxious whore would use. If anything it was just a suggestion of self-reflection. You may want to think about lightening up.
“Because Alexandria New York Stock Exchange is such the perfect name! =D lmao patheticccc.”
Actually, i used Alexandria because Alexandrite is my birth stone and Nyx is the primordial goddess of the night in greek mythology, which i am absolutely enthralled with at the moment.
“Another stupid bitch. XD”
You don’t seem to have a very broad vocabulary. Perhaps your arguments would hold more water if you used your “writing vocabulary” instead of your “speaking vocabulary”. I used quotes because that is how my third grade teacher described them. I don’t know the technical term for each form of vocabulary. Perhaps i will look that up.
“ps: Are you cross eyed? o_o” I’ve never been asked that before nor has a doctor ever told me i was, therefore I really doubt it, but i don’t know.
What do the rest of you think? Do you think i might be cross eyed?
@Alexandria_Nyx - The question wasn’t even to intentionally insult you I seriously wondered if you were cross eyed. o_o
But then again bad photo taking skills can do that to people I guess. =]
Whoever eats the most Jello in 24 hours.. lol
@misswonderj - ”The question wasn’t even to intentionally insult you I seriously wondered if you were cross eyed. o_o”
That’s what i assumed, which is why i didn’t say anything about you insulting me. However, you did call me a “stupid bitch”, so if people think you’re insulting me that may be why.
“But then again bad photo taking skills can do that to people I guess. =]”
This is true. I am not a skilled photographer, but again, i ask, does anyone else think i look cross eyed?
ASM, for sure!
Oh and to actually respond to the question asked, i think it would be Antisoccermom. I’ve read a little bit of both blogs and ASM seems a lot more inflammatory. That’s not necessarily a bad thing and, in my opinion, would serve well in an actual fist fight, which is what i’m assuming this hypothetical situation would be. I also think that it is extremely unlikely that this fight would ever happen. They both seem like intelligent women.
Now i must say that when i saw the pictures, i thought of two, WHAT I CONSIDER, gorgeous celebrities: Courtney Love(in her younger days of course)- ASM and Minnie Driver- Snippie.
Snippie
The ticket holders would win. The fight would go the full 15 rounds, but ASM would either win (but just barely), or would lose because she just can’t get past Snippie’s smile and give up in frustration.
Why you gotta instigate?
Antisoccermom… she looks like she has been around the block a few times.
@misswonderj - Would you please STFU!!!!!! I am getting mighty dang tired of your PMS’ing all over ASM and anyone else who dares to cross you up.
ASM would win…because she is just catty and awesome that way!!
We all win if they both die.
@Undercover_Librarian - Awe I made the little bitch upset. =]
You first. =D
@misswonderj - Oh how wonderful! I am speaking with someone who obviously doesn’t know what the term ‘bitch’ means. A bitch is a female dog, considering that I am neither female, or a dog, you certainly have mischosen your terminology. Oh and one more thing, awe is great respect, and seeing as you use ‘awe’ in direct reference to myself, I will assume that you have great respect for me. Thank you very much.*bows*
@Undercover_Librarian - Really? Because according to the dictionary it also describes “bitch” as a “lewd woman.” Which is what I’m calling you. =]
Or did you not know that words had multiple meanings? And you’re an “undercover librarian?” LOL fail.
I don’t think I can have respect for people who don’t know how to use a dictionary. =] Sorry you’re butthurt over it?
@misswonderj - Lovelier and lovelier! Seeing as I am neither lewd, nor a woman. Your euphemism, intended to insult and offend, has done nothing more than to cause me to laugh even more at your obvious ineptitude.
And yes, I am a librarian. Not many people know it, therefore I am undercover. So my nom de plume is quite applicable.
@Undercover_Librarian - If you’re a librarian how do you not know how to use a dictionary then? =]
@Undercover_Librarian - I’m the airhead when you put “quite” instead of quit and “smilyface” instead of “smiley face?” Right.
And if you could read a dictionary you’d know the definition of a bitch, you should really QUIT faking now. =]
@misswonderj - Who said anything about my not being able to use a dictionary? I can use a dictonary better than you can type a smiley face. And would you please quit using those incredibly annoying smiley faces. They make you seem like a vapid airhead.
@misswonderj - Yes indeed, you sure are. No wonder ASM blocked you. Your wonderful expertise in douchebaggery, will go far in getting you on everybody’s defecation-list.
@Undercover_Librarian - Thank you for editing your ignorance. =] I’m pleased in that I could bring it to your attention. And actually I’ve never conversed with her. She decided to attack me for no reason one day on a post and decided to block me, simply because she misread my comment. If defending myself when someone randomly attacks me is “douchebaggery” then block away. Its really her loss. =]
ps: You can stop pretending to be intelligent, that prospect has already been ripped to shreds. =]
pps: Did you know that a douche bag is actually a syringe? Way to use the dictionary there. =]
ASM.
@misswonderj - i love how you do all your snapping on other people’s sites. you’re a sweetheart in real life, huh?
and all the smiley faces you litter across your trash talk. “they’re both obnoxious whores [=” “you’re a fucktard [=”
it’s really intelligent, it gives off this mysterious air that you are a sociopath. really attractive, i’m sure all the guys are just lining up around the block for you.
@bripants - You clearly don’t have a psych degree if you don’t know the definition of sociopath.
I’m not seeing the logic in how it pertains to my social life though. And you clearly know nothing about it XD That comment was one of the few that actually made me laugh out loud LOL.
Let’s just say the drama with men / women is what I’m trying to purge out of my life at this moment. =]
Snippie is AMAZING.
@misswonderj - hahahaha you think sociopath means something about your social life!
you are such a keeper! a sociopath is a person without much of a conscience and does not feel remorse. you, you are definitely up there, darling. they also tend to do things that only benefit themselves. “i can do what i want and say what i want blah blah blah.”
i dare you to send me an angry message with a bunch of juicy four letter words. just for giggles. DO IT!
There are people defending me, that I have never heard of. Another episode of brilliance brought to you by the ever comforting xangamnipotent Dan. And I had reservations about saying YES!!! To think I could be so stupid!
Uhm, you are awesome. Thanks for the fun!
ASM! She looks scary!
ASM!
@bripants - I’m aware of the definition of a sociopath. I thought you understood when a change in topic occurs. You decided that I must not get men easily which is *hint* a change in topic. Are you that slow?
Wow what a failure. o_O A psychotic one at that.
You should be enthusiastic about a reply when you actually have something intelligent to say. =]
ps: Just in case you didn’t know.. you don’t. =)
TheTheologiansCafe will win.
I don’t really know either of them so well, but with words, ASM definitely. If it’s physical- I might have to go with Snippie.
@misswonderj - do you get tired of everyone openly hating you so much? i would be one sad panda bear.
@bripants - Not in particularly. Partly because its not everyone, but mostly because I don’t know them nor care to. So their opinions (like yours) don’t really matter. =]
I think its funny how butt hurt you all are over it that you feel the need to reply to me as if I give two shits what you think =D.
@misswonderj - your vocabulary seems limited to fucktard and butthurt. you should really branch out.
and you seem pretty scrambled. are you okay? “not in particularly” isn’t a correct phrase, if i read correctly.
Antisoccermum is all mine
but i will choose only when they actually battle, in words of couse, they are writers little challenge doesn’t hurt and i wanna know and judge who wins, its profitable for writers to make names not just post blogs and bitch all day, lol its time,
hey i rhyme if u wanna fight relically common its healthy, we can make our own names’ am serious though
The Asian girls would.
Do you think ASM has had a little bit of work done?
I didn’t think she had money for stuff like that…
@Tallman - What, like drunken gangbangs in the frat house? Cause I don’t smell gangster in here…
@bripants - You’re so boring. =| Seriously.
At least other respondents could keep me awake, but you? Its so sad how hard you try =|
To you everyone’s a “whore”, Maybe you should look in the mirror. I think your the one who is an attention getting whore!Don’t bother to reply, I won’t waste my time with you.
@jodine50 - You keep saying you won’t “waste your time” but then you press reply every single time. This topic is old too lol. Get a life Jodine, you bore me. =]
misswonderj, is a very sick woman, every post of hers I have run across,is nothing but negativity and vulgarity, I think the only two words in her vocabulary are “Fuck” and “Whore”.Don’t waste your time, she feeds on attention, going around attacking everyone, actually I pity her, life is too short to spend it spewing venom.Beauty it is said comes from inside, people will remember us not for our looks but for our deeds, she indeed truly epitomizes the word “Ugly”
ASM
@misswonderj - that reply was an epic fail.
Speaking as a guy, I’d rather date ‘em than watch ‘em beat each other senseless. But you know how old fashioned I am!
@jodine50 - ahh haha, i don’t mind (: but you are right. that is all i can say.
@misswonderj - this is you: “lol you’re a bitch lol [= [= [= lol i’m bored with this topiccccccc. whore, get a life lol [=”
what great intelligence.
i’m still waiting for your hate message. don’t forget!
@Axis_of_Doom - Yup I give epic fail replies to epic failures. =]
@bripants - Nah, I never really send out hate messages I just get tons of ‘em. =] And you’re not exactly important enough to send a hate message because I don’t hate you? o_O
You guys must love having emotions towards me, I’m flattered. =] Sorry that I can’t return the favor? Remember, whether you love or hate me its still an obsession. =D
@misswonderj - you sent me a message littered with cuss words and smiley faces sometime last week, hon. you’re really smart, huh?
what? i don’t hate you! i just think you really need to get laid! loosen up, sweetie pie!
@misswonderj - Holy shit. Very nice of you to admit it ^_^. And too bad you beg the question yet again. The fact that you tell me to go take a logics class and you do that numerous times is just awesome. I can’t thank you enough.
And I only love the fact that you’re making a complete ass of yourself on the internet and stamping your feet like a little two-year-old. It’s entertaining and yet sickening all at the same time…
@bripants - o_O? Somewhere in your delusions you get messages from me? Ok then… psychotic.
@Axis_of_Doom - Boring.
@misswonderj - yes ma’am. it was rather rude. very bad social skills if you ask me!
annnnnd we’re done.
@bripants - Good. People with delusions scare me o_O.
Antisoccermom, no question!
antisoccermom