February 28, 2009
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The Pencil Test
I was messaging Miraha and she mentioned another “Pencil Test.”
“I was taught by my mother that every year on your birthday to get pencil, go into the bathroom or some other private area, disrobe from the waist up, lift your left arm over your head and place the pencil (parallel to the floor) under your boob. Now return your arm to the side and let go of the pencil. If it falls, you’re good, boobs aren’t sagging, but… if it remains in place tucked under your sagging boob you know you’re getting older.”
If the pencil stays, does it mean you are saggy?
Comments (94)
whoo hoo…first!
wow that’s interesting. gotta remember that one
hahaha
Nice try on this one.
They can’t all be winners, huh?
LOL I saw the title and thought of the boob test. I haven’t tried it but I’m asain. Unfortunately, one of those w/ small boobs. I fall under that statistic. So yea, I doubt that I’m sagging. I doubt that my boobs are even big enough for this “test”. FML
It could also mean you’re fat!
Ha! fifth!
I do not need a pencil to know this answer!
@Gerald_Washington - I was talking about the highly favored body part amongst men(and some women) not the post, just to clarify.
Probably. I just tried it and the pencil fell for me, so I think I’m still good.
You know you’re old when you lift your arm, stick the pencil there and it stays with your arm still up.
I don’t think I feel like trying this.
I don’t know.
woohoo lookie there!
Maybe it just means you’ve got big boobs.
Women have enough complexes about their boobs without doing something like THIS every year.
I’ve never heard of this test; sounds weird to me though..
Don’t think I’ll ever have enough boobs to droop…ha haaa!
I should try that.
Oh wait.
It depends on what your cup size is…an A cup will likely never hold a pencil and a C or D will always hold it. I suppose if you’re a B then it works.
@Dare2BDiferentt - LOL!
@BtchPleez -
lmao same.
i dont think my boobs will ever sag….my boobs are too small…
@BtchPleez - @dulce_am0r - Small boobs FTW!
Not necessarily. It may just mean you’re sweating like a horse. Or the pencil is caught in your bra line. Or you’re pregnant and it’s resting on your stomach. There are all kinds of possibilities for those of us who like to live in denial.
If that’s the case, then I’ve been “saggy” since I was 15. LOL.
pencils never stayed even after my breasts grew bigger. thank the ballet training. lols. =)
Interesting, I was thought the pencil test was to determine if you should wear a bra in public. If the pencil stayed you were advised to wear a bra. But I guess that is another story. I don’t think a pencil can answer the question above.
Does that mean women with implants don’t age?
i thought it meant that they’re big?
i love your skin
can you gimme the code please?
rotfl, my birthday’s monday, I’ll try it XD
do you do the pencil test yearly?
Or it could mean you just have bigger breasts.
I think you can do a tummy pencil test too
pencil stay = no six pack
Dude, I’ve got tiny boobs! No amount of sagging will keep a pencil under them!!
This is so random.
YES! You saggy boobed bitches!
Boobs…gotta luv em!
Can we get pix/video on this one?I think it’s important.
LOL!! My dad should try this more.
…shit. mine holds it.
freaking C cup.
Mine are small.
I have big boobs.
*sighs*
@la_faerie_joyeuse - i second that one hahah
Actually, I first heard of the pencil test as a way for preteens to determine when their breasts are large enough to need a bra.
I was thinking of that test when I read about the other one.
And yes, that’s what it means.
@TheJoyfulCynic - I agree. Surely Dan can find someone who would volunteer to educate us.
@relaxolgy - hahaha… you’re totally right!
@ducati623 - that’s what I thought too. oops…
@saintvi - lol That are really funny possibilities!
Hahaha
@nattata - Psst!
@purplepixiepoo -
I don’t think so, I think it just means you have bigger boobs. not that mine could ever hold a pencil
It may also mean you have massive boobs…
@tri_girl - I’m a C and there is no possible way that pencil will hold anyway – If I turn sideways, I can still see that my boobs pert up.
@nattata - Hehehe How are you?
Apparently my friend had asked his girlfriend with DDs to do this test and she passed =P
i wouldn’t call it the sagging. i’d call it… boob drooping? boobs can sag without folding over skin like that. they just drop. it’s gravity
Ordinarily, I shy away from your naked posts, but this one answered a question which had been plaguing me for years. When I was in high school, I read a humor book about how you know if you have large breasts. The cartoon was “When you do the pencil test, you can use a typewriter.” The drawing showed a typewriter balancing on top of a woman’s cleavage. I always wondered what the pencil test was. Now I know. And, the cartoon was wrong. It’s all clear now.
this doesn’t work for girls with naturally big boobs (C or higher). common sense, duh.
Yeah my boobs are nowhere big enough for this to apply.
oh well lol. it’s hard to sag when you’re an a-cup.
No… It means you HAVE boobs… lol
if you’re under a b and it stays, yeah, you’re sagging.
if you’re a larger size, it may mean that they’re just big. or they’re sagging…either way.
my boobs are too small for this test. hahaha.
thats retarded. it might work if you have small boobs, but if you’re even much bigger than a full B, even if you’re like 16 years old, the pencil is going to stay. what kind of mom teachers her daughter to worry about that? thats terrible.
The Pencil Test is silly. It has no meaning for women with large breasts like me.
And posts like these are why I am ending my “subscription” to Theologians Cafe. This post is stupid and inappropriate, really.
@BtchPleez - same
but I guess I shall never sag without big b00bz
If you have small breasts to start off with then I guess this oh so scientific test would work.
Why is her mother talking to her about saggy boobs? This topic has never come up between my mother and I on my birthday.
Haha. I’ve never done that before.
@BtchPleez - lol…SAME here! =)
@purplepixiepoo - Just fine, doing pencil tests (The ones where you ask someone to sharpen the pencil for you).
How are you?
You’re either saggy or buxom.
BOOB!
Ehhh I don’t think this is a very good test. Can’t you just visually look at it and grope yourself to find out the saggyness of the boobs? Plus, if you’re at least a C cup, the pencil definitely will not fall because your boobs are big enough to hold onto it, saggy or not. Test fails =P lol
What does it mean if you find pencils from previous years STILL tucked in there?????
I’ve heard various theories on the pencil test – one said it was a way to test if you need to wear a bra, one was from Persepolis where the test was to see if your boobs were crap or not. XD I have always passed the pencil test and I can’t really see me ever failing it, there is no way a pencil could stay there. I always just thought of it as if a person’s boob holds a pencil then they just have big boobs!
Haha I’ve heard of this and that’s exactly what I thought when I saw the title. It could definitely mean your boobs are getting saggier but it could also mean maybe you have a little more cushion lol.
Big boobs don’t necessarily mean they sag, you can have D’s and have them still be perky
No. It means you’ve finally grown some boobs, and when I reached that point, it was time to celebrate. LOL
my friend is younger than me but she can hold a pencil under BOTH boobs and she’s not saggy at all. Just huge!
How many kinds of “pencil tests” are there? for boobs, for animation, for academics,…
No. It means you have big boobs. Wtf. If you’ve got DD’s….the pencil is gonna stay, even if they’re up to your neck.
@la_faerie_joyeuse - Ditto.
I don’t think this test would work for me, so.
Another indication is if your boobs bang against your knees while your walking!!! Haha
Wow. You learn sometihng new everyday.
Pencil will stay when you get pregnant and your boobs explode! hahaha Now i am back to normal (A) and no more pencil for me
No, it means you are not 14 or have a cup breasts. We need to kick down woman’s esteem any chance we can get. Your breasts cant hold up a pencil? You are not as good as you once were. Now I can do more of what I want.
You’re sick.
That’s why we have push up bras. Geez!
I think this test is not going to work for me.
It just means your boobs are large enough to fold over, aha. I’m pretty sure stuff could stick under there, and at seventeen I doubt it’s because they’re saggy.
Then again, I’m not actually attempting that test haha. Too awkward.
You deleted your post mocking Wherethefishlives.
I am just going to say that I found humor here.
I don’t think most women need a pencil to figure this one out. We know what’s up with our boobs.
never heard of this… sounds funny
I failed
@saintvi - Resting on your stomach…LOL…Vi,you are so funny!
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