April 27, 2009
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Attracted to a Much Older Man
Here is another post that I posted before on protected:
I was on xanga for the longest time before I started to use IM. One day, a woman who was 21 asked me if we could IM. I had always wanted to IM but had never set it up. The girl told me how to set up AIM on my site. I tried to set it up but struggled so she ended up being the second person I IMed.
She helped me with a few xanga projects but she flirted with me like crazy. I just sort of brushed it off and moved on. She told me she was coming to my area and wanted to meet me. I told her I couldn’t do that but I was flattered.
The second time I posted my photos on xanga she was seeing them for the first time. I thought she had seen the photos the first time I posted them but I was wrong. She IMed me and acted surprised and even thought the photos were a joke.
She thought I looked like my profile pic that I used at the time.
The young woman was not attracted to me. She was attracted to C.S. Lewis.
Comments (142)
Haha! I find that funny.
Amazingly funny.
I’m attracted to myself.
haha.. so when are you going to post pictures again??? or should it not matter?…..I mean C.S. Lewis is definitely a looker.. and I don’t mind looking at him…
hahaha, it really is amazing how we can be attracted to someone just by their words.
Holy Cow! LOL
…do you know if she was mentally handicapped in any way?
LOL.
Poor Dan…
How odd.
I remember that-it was too funny
Haha. I <3 Jack. Sorry (?) for the disappointment though.
ahahahaha! wooow. boy was she wrong… xD
you probly look better than lewis anyways. :p
Hehe
That’s cute.
Wait… you mean you’re not C.S. Lewis?
It’s okay, Dan. C.S. Lewis really has nothing on you.
Few of us can compare to cs lewis.
haha that is great
haha Dan
im the only one for u
Hahaha oh my goodness.
Haha. On a different blog, I used to have Omar Little from The Wire as my profile pic (http://www.nypost.com/seven/02252008/photos/tv_omar_little.jpg). A few people told me I was the smartest black person they read.
Bummer.
I remember ths one!
It’s okay, Dan, we all suffer from 21 year olds hitting on us at some point. Just enjoy it while you can.
oh dan…
Oh my god, that’s so messed up. Lol!
haha, awesome.
well that’s definitely interesting.
who’s c.s. lewis?
And We already know that C.S. Lewis wanted Alice all to himself..Should we really compare you to C.S. Lewis?
Can you blame her? C. S. Lewis is a sexy beast.
hahaha,, it amuses me when someone is afraid to use their own pic as a profile pic,,, what are they afraid of i wonder,,,
hmmmmm,,, maybe ill change my pic,,,
I thought you WERE C.S. Lewis.
At least she has good taste.
Don’t despair; in 20 or 30 years you, too, can have a comb-over and a tweed suit and be a chick magnet like C.S. Lewis.
Aaaww, this is a re-post. :p
HAHA interesting…
LMAO!!!
Wow, that’s interesting. Apparently she’s fairly ignorant if she didn’t know that was C.S. Lewis. *shrugs*
Also, do you plan to ever show your photos again? I apparently missed out the first time.
aw ahha !
hahahahaha, looks like there’s a “bald guy” pattern going on with your profile pics.
Oof. That’s a shot to the ego.
Darling Dan, I think you’re much more adorable than C.S. Lewis.
Awwww.
LOL.
I think you’re way better looking then C.S. Lewis..
You ladies man…
haha well hes handsome
lmao!!!!
Well can you blame her?
nice.
i literally laughed out loud, which i rarely actually do XD
congrats, it’s quite an accomplishment.
LOL!
You have the funniest personal stories :]
haahahaahahahaha i feel horrible for her lol..
haha C.S. Lewis. I never saw what he looked like but eh… he wasn’t all that of a bad looking chap.
C.S. Lewis is super delicious.
Wow…that’s really funny.
i wanna do a Houston meet up with you..but i’m not 18..boooooo
how funny
lol, sucks.
i remember the first time i came to your blog;
i think that was when you had that photo as
your default! lol (:
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tsss… haha.
XD
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hahahahhaha xD
Ah poor fella, CS Lewis is pretty amazing…. Still I think you are better off without her…. In my opinion looks are a very poor reason to like someone.
ha haaaa…well C.S. Lewis is a hottie!!!
haha don’t be too upset. she’s just seeing illusions
Wow. That’s odd.
Lol
XD Hahahahaaaaa… Awww. *hugs* We still love you.
I don’t believe I have ever seen your photo on here. Hm, maybe I should go back and scan through your entries! hehe. That’s classic. 
*pat, pat*
<3, ~*Akarui Mitsukai*~
Wow, wow, tells you how much she gets out…
That’ll teach her to stick with her own age group LOL!
That’s hilarious.
CS Lewis is a SEXY BEAST!
You are way better!!
LOL, that’s great!
HAHAHAHAHA….that is hilarious…
Hmm…. LOL I don’t think I’ve ever been attracted to someone that much older. The last guy is 14 years older than me.
he is quite the hottie
Good old Clive… sexy man.
no one’s atracted to me!
Holy.
Crap.
That was hilarious.
*rolling on the floor*
dan.. this made me laugh.
lewis is definitely the man.
Wow. LOL
Hahah…Oh Lord.
LOL! Its amazing what people will believe when they want to…
Is there a problem with younger women being attracted to older men?
Haha, that is so funny.
haha.
You’re WAY cuter than C.S. Lewis!!
*hugs*
aww, that’s funny, but it’s kinda sad at the same time.
haha….that’s what people get!
CS Lewis would likely be her most intellectual lay…
This sounds like a fmylife entry… lols.
That is bloody hilarious.
Sorry that didn’t work out for you Mr. Lewis…
paha XD oh no…what a bummer XD ?
yep…once we hit that married state, at some point we want the flirtations, but without the entanglements…I think its funny how she was attracted to C.S. Lewis, perhaps she was not all she said she was? Maybe she wasn’t merely 21 years old?
Hahaha, that’s rich! She didn’t know C.S. Lewis?! Eh, but I understand how she could be possible to attract to you since I used to get attracted to online friend who’s a year older than me without even knowing his face til now (though finally, my friend is studying in the same college with him and she told me my ex (chubby tall guy) looks a whole lot better than him! LOL well, but he called my his Princess…how can I resist at a time?!
someone had a daddy fetish!!
your much better looking than CS Lewis lol
that just completely made my day! =)
Quite comical. I love it. But can you blame her? lol
LoL This is great!
C.S. Lewis is sexy. <3
Haha
that is soo amazing!
Lewis sucks.
LOL! You know…if I was your wife, I’d probably go crazy, all these xanga chicks hitting on you and whatnot. And they can’t even SEE you. Shesh!
i used to have a photo of elijah wood as my profile pic (only gods know why…) and someone remarked how much “I” resembled frodo.
lol
I’m occasionally attracted to older women, if they have interesting personalities. Is this abnormal?
I’m not allowed to date, yet… but I’m not one to find young men attractive. Just older… when time comes.
Does this say something about education in America?
Everyone gets hit on 21 year old women every now and then. Except of course when you’re 21 yourself.
lol… that sucks. It’s quite the attraction though.
=) because we all know that CS lewis is a hottie…lol
….uhm wow?
What do you even look like anyways?
hahahaa! this made my day, sorry it was at your expense! I’m not sure what you look like though since all your photos are of other people and weird things…
Aww. . .
Some chicks go for that.
ahahahahaha! Made of win!
I feel like you’ve posted this before.
FML.
Age Owned.
Who wouldn’t be attracted to C.S. Lewis?
Did you tell her he was already married to woman named Joy?
Ouch!
On the other hand, she didn’t find dissonance between your wit and prose,
and that distinguished profile image. Hmmm…perhaps “Dapper Dan”, or “Distinguished Dan”
would be good appellations for you.
take care, Dan
Jim
LOL.
So, that’s why don’t post your picture on Xanga anymore.
I don’t know, I prefer Lewis Carroll over Lewis… Though, it’s rumored that he was a pedophile. So… I guess it’d work out.
That sounds like an fmylife.com story!
Side note: C.S. Lewis is pretty awesome.
Dummy.
I mean, he’s an attractive guy.
Re the above post: You don’t take into account good writing at all. Is xanga only about links and who can comment the most now? It’s a sad day.
Whatever happened to this?
…and C.S. Lewis was also attracted to young girls.
LOL I am sorry to hear about this!
I wonder if she knew who C.S. Lewis was. Hmmm …
NICE, that is funny!
Who ISN’T attracted to C.S. Lewis?
LMAO LOL LOL LOL LOL
I’m actually dying of laughter here.