December 31, 2010
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How Long is the Penis?
I was reading a status update on Facebook and a woman typed “The length of a penis is 3 times the length of the thumb.”
In your experience, has the three thumb rule been accurate?
I was reading a status update on Facebook and a woman typed “The length of a penis is 3 times the length of the thumb.”
In your experience, has the three thumb rule been accurate?
Comments (57)
Yes. All the men I’ve fucked have been quite accurate.
I do not have a penis, and I have never measured anyone that way :O
um, I don’t have one of my own all I can say is length isn’t everything
It isn’t always accurate.
Yes!
oh boy….
My name is Jim Gravy, and I give you a 5 inch thumb up for making this post.
Checking now.
Wait wait. That say A penis. There’s no implication of ownership.
So, yeah, there’s probably one out there that fits.
Otherwise, unless it’s an AT LEAST 3 times, that statement is false! I enjoy doing research like this.
@godfatherofgreenbay - agh, you beat me to it.
I wouldn’t have experience in this department, seeing as how I don’t have a penis of my own..lol
Is Dan confused about his own?
I prefer to use the Smurf measurement and say that my penis is three apples high.
I don’t know who they’re basing this on…but he must have some short thumbs!
Next time I shag, I’ll make sure to measure the guy. I’ll get back to you with the results.
I have some pretty big thumbs…
NEGATIVE
as humorous as that is, i have no clue, but like a lot of ladies said, i don’t have a penis but i will try to check my boyfriend’s to see if that is true or not!! [[ but then again, wait, does that count for soft or hard? ]]
unless i have ridiculously small thumbs, that is just really, really small.
how did i never notice this before? seems accurate to me.
I’m going to be checking this on my boyfriend. Ya know, I’ve never actually heard this one before…and I’ve heard plenty of penis length “myths”
This measurement is not coming out right….
Can some one suck on my thumbs!
I’ll check as soon as a pretty lady comes over with a third thumb for measurement purposes.
@puella_sapiens216 - That is if you weren’t drunk from dry humping on the dance floor all night.
I saw the same thing earlier. The average penis is 6 inches. I have hands that are slightly larger than a CD. My thumb is 2.5 inches long. Therefore, this is saying the average penis is 7.5 inches. And they’re not even counting the weirdos with banana fingers. But I’ve known people with banana fingers and 2 inch weiners. What a retarded statement.
wow this is too funny. My fiancee has unusually big hands and an average penis that I know of. Never been with anyone else so I don’t know for sure. lmao I love this post- the comments are great!
the length of his pointer finger with a mushroom hat on=D
*slides open phone and starts going through picture mail* Well, I’d say…boy toy’s is about spot on there…he has huge hands and is hung like a Clydes Dale. The station wagon though? Try closer to 2x’s. So…not so much accurate. *sigh* I wish it were…’would make replacing boy-toy a lot easier one day…
Nope. But any rule of thumb which kindles a lady’s curiosity works out OK for me.
You certainly are well read, Dan! Happy New Year!
@Rob_of_the_Sky - Perhaps we should have a repeat of that night… but with us being less drunk. Just name the time and place, and I’ll be there.
I saw that post! It went on to say other thoughtful little trivia bits…and at the end it said that women were reading it all to the end while the men were still looking at their thumbs!!
@punkrocker40 - WOW!!! To me, 8 inches is about right. (in my warped land)
But according to statistics, the average US male is actually, brace yourself. . . 5 inches long. That is a little pecker!!!! Must be all the eating of soy in the womb.
I don’t know why men are so concerned with length. Having a footlong is a waste of inches and especially if it’s skinny.
i don’t know about the three thumbs rule, but here’s a simple and accurate formula: a penis is twice as long as it is from the middle to one end. i believe this formula holds for all penises.
Can’t believe I actually tried to measure this with my thumbs. =_=
What if your thumb varies in size?
@Jade_Orchid - Hahaha, yeah. I haven’t had personal relations with someone with a penis that size. Not saying I wouldn’t, because I don’t judge. But from personal experience, I haven’t.
And, the statistics must have gone down since the last time I read about it. Which means…
The chemicals and pesticides in our food is causing them to shrink.
GO ORGANIC!
no. my ex’s thumb was about as big as his depressingly small penis.
whats the explanation then for the curve?
NO NO NO
@punkrocker40 - AGREED
Hahah! Wow, that status on facebook also says “A woman will have read the whole thing and the man will still be looking at his thumb.” You’re still looking at your thumb??
my thumb is somewhere between 2 1/2 & 3 inches, i would say the average is 2 1/2 times my thunb
I learned in my human sexuality class that the average size of the penis is around 6 inches. The vagina is about that big as well. In the words of my professor “anything more than six inches on a man is more or less a waste”
@Irish_Russian - lol. If anyone had a penis that was thrice the length of his thumb, he must have a hard time buying underwear. And running
YES THIS IS TRUE B/C I HAVE A GIGANTIC DING DONG WHICH I AM USING TO TYPE OUT THIS COMMENT
How long is the penis? Long enough to reach the ground! Hahaha… Oops, wrong joke.
Anyway, so, yeah, this rule is ridickulous. It’s only 3x a thumb if it’s someone else’s thumb — usually, a smaller person.
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It’s actually:
Make an L with either your left or right hand.
The size of your penis should be from the tip of your index finger to Bottom part of the “L”
Example:
I From here (*)
I
I
I to
I
I Here (*)
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Give or take ~1 cm
@My_Glass_Is_Half_Fulll - I think that’s more accurate… lol…
yes!
Not all the time… my first boyfriend’s thumbs were definitely longer than one inch…
I would be afraide of a penis that was three times the length of the owner’s thumbs. I’d be afraid of a penis three times the length of my thumb, actually. Wait, how do you measure a thumb, from the knuckle or from the inside where the forefinger begin? This is ridiculous.
haha
It’s far from the true,the length is varied in a quite range.
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I heard it was the length between the thumb and the pointer finger when a man is fully erect.
My thumbs are long. If I were a guy, I’d have a fairly sizable penis.