March 30, 2011
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French Kissing Your Dog
Apparently half of dog owners admit to kissing their dog on the tongue.
This is not just some little kiss. We are talking about tongue action. Here is the link: Link
Have you ever kissed your dog’s tongue?
Comments (105)
Ew no. Only white people do that.
Never intentionally.
animal love makes me cringe =
I thought I kissed my dog’s tongue. It turned out to be my wife.
They lick their ass. I’d never willingly kiss my dog.
yup
only when the feelings right
WHY DO YOU MAKE IT SEEM SO UNNATURAL?
I don’t even like my dog to lick my hand.
Oh. my god. Why.
WHY?
they could be doing worse things to their dogs
@GodlessLiberal -Same here
No, but better there than elsewhere on a dog’s anatomy.
That’s a negative.
oh that is disgusting. I can’t let my dog kiss me. Every once in awhile he will lick my face and I feel like I will gag. I can’t imagine my reaction if we swapped spit. YUCK!
I let my dog lick the tip of my nose. That’s about it.
that’s disgusting and dirty
I do not own a dog.
Does it still count as first base?
Hahahaha stanky.
Hells NO! My dog licks her butt, her V-Jay-Jay and her Feet! Not to mention the other mammals living outside who’s anatomy is not off limits to tongue action.
Hells NO! My dog licks her butt, her V-Jay-Jay and her Feet! Not to mention the other mammals living outside who’s anatomy is not off limits to tongue action.
Oh ew! No way! I love my Lulu to pieces, but I honestly get grossed out if she even licks my hand lol. I go straight and wash it! I don’t even care if dogs actually have a cleaner mouth than humans (I’ve no clue if that’s true). I’ll love on her with hugs, petting her, and talking to her like she’s my kid. I’ll even kiss her on top of her heard, but her tongue should never touch me…anywhere. I’ve seen that dog do some gross shit. All dogs do some gross shit.
My brother in law will let a dog lick him all over his face, even his mouth (closed lol). It grosses me out majorly.
I let my puppers lick me on the lips. Its our kisses! There is nothing wrong with it! I brush her teeth every few days anyways and her bones help clean and freshen her breath! She has better oral hygiene than most humans!
her tongue never gets IN my mouth
O.O Eww, that would be a no.
Except a few times when he got me without my permission, but it didn’t last very long.
Every now and then my doggie manages to her her tongue in my mouth… not so great actually. It’s so warm and spongy. >______<
No I don’t intentionally let my dog kiss me on the mouth…but he is an affectionate dog and it has happend. He is a little dog with a little tongue my big problem is when he gets me up the nose.
But…dogs eat catshit. That is revolting!
ewww.. noes!!
@PervyPenguin - LOLOL.. true
Kind of. Sometimes he licks my mouth when I’m kissing him.
I can’t even French kiss a person. let alone a pet.
gross !
don’t have a dog, but if I did, it would be strictly a security guard dog, who acts professionally
rottweiler puppies are so cute
No… I got my dog out of the habit of licking my face… No way is that sanitary!
Maybe by accident.
Only by accident. But I do kiss them on the mouth.
I don’t even like it when dogs lick anywhere on my face, let alone right on the lips. No thanks!
No… that’s just gross.
I get so grossed out when people do that, it’s disgusting
No way dude! She sometimes eats kitty litter! And the stuff that goes in kitty litter! Eulgh!
There are occasions when she has licked me on the mouth–when my mouth was open. Scarring experiences
Um……. yuck.
Granted, a dog’s mouth is cleaner than a human’s. It doesn’t make this less weird though. Just less dirty? XD
ew,….. never.
I totally tongue my dogs. =]
@ItIsAllGravy - their asses are cleaner than our mouths!
EWWW.. NEVER! My dog will try and get my daughters poopy diapers. He’s was successful once. I have never kissed him….and never will. Lol.
Ewww. thanks for ruining my lunch!
Shouldn’t the real question be, Have you ever licked your dogs butthole?
I don’t have a dog but I always thought that was nasty.
She keeps trying, I keep turning my face away, but she doesn’t take the hint. Face kisses are okay, mouth kisses aren’t.
Heck no! That crap is gross!
Not on purpose. It has accidentally happened. Oh well. They are part of the family, right?
That’s why I have a cat….When they lick, it’s not nearly so slobbery. And they also don’t try to French kiss you. I’ll save French kissing for members of my own species, thank you!
ehhh.. no
it should be common sense not to do that…
Doggie mouths are full of bacteria lol… I used to let my dog lick my face, but I just try to avoid getting licked on the mouth.
No. Just…NO.
Half of WHAT dog owners?
Gross, no, I’ve seen what he does with that thing. And his breath smells like ass.
My cousin used to do this when we were younger…and claim that “dog’s mouths are more clean then human’s”
I’ve heard that a human bite is worse than a dog’s bite as far as germs go. Hard to believe. Dogs eat cat poops out of the litter box. So, no. I don’t like dog licks in general.
Dogs don’t have lips. So they kiss with their tongues. Blame God, not the French.
I’m pretty sure it’s not tongue to tongue…. it’s dog tongue to human face/mouth. That’s a little easier to stomach.
slimy dripping saliva.. I don’t care who it’s from makes me cringe …
@godfatherofgreenbay - That is very true. There was a rumour that one of the boys in my class fingered his dog ><
yes….NO SHAME!
No…I let very VERY few tongues other than my own into my mouth. lol
Eww, no way. I don’t like “dog kisses” but my dog manages to put his tongue in my mouth at least once a week. He loves to lick people. Yuck!
Nah. That’s weird.
lol yes, but my landlord’s lmao
I don’t even French kiss my wife.
No, never…though I did make out with this guy once and it was like making out with a St. Bernard…
A friend of mine ejaculated his dog when we were younger. It later became a south park episode called red rocket I believe LOL
Negative.
Ew, gross! If the dog tongue makes contact with my face, my lips suck into my mouth at warp speed.
The whole idea makes me shudder. Dogs lick their bums. I don’t want their tongues ANYWHERE near my face, thank you.
Disgusting.
I don’t let my dog lick me, but I had a dog growing up that was a licker and when she would pummel attack you and lick your whole face, sometimes causing accidental french kissing. When you opened your mouth to tell her to get off. Eventually you learned to keep your mouth shut and roll over so she couldn’t lick your face.
I have a cat and I only kiss him on the nose. Kissing a dog with tongue-action is too gross to even look at. >.<
Never in the mouth, on purpose. My dog is a fanatical licker, though!
I kiss my animals on their lips. Sometimes I get some tongue inside my mouth (or Ginny ends up licking my teeth), but that’s always an aiming issue and not on purpose. I don’t find it gross, even though I am fully aware of all the disgusting things Ginny consumes. I also handle money all day at work and sometimes forget to wash my hands before having a snack. So what? My immune system is better off because of it.
I don’t have a dog, but I freak out when my neighbor’s really affectionate dog licks me. My cat doesn’t lick me unless I have food on my fingers. I kiss the top of his head sometimes, but I’m pretty sure he’d bite my lips/tongue off if I tried kissing his mouth and I don’t blame him haha.
@MasqueradeOfDreams - growing up in the dairy state I heard plenty of rumors about guys who found out that calves were great at sucking.
Haha never.
Dogs lick their buttholes, I don’t do buttholes. Hell no.
I mean it sounds gross, but think of some of the people that lick vaginas and suck penis. There is a high chance that you have kissed someone on the mouth that did one or both of those things.
nope. Although I did watch a mythbusters where they showed a dog’s mouth cleaner than a human’s. I dont know how that can be when I have seen dogs eat poop. =(
My cat and I touch noses, but none of this licking business.
After watching my dog lick herself… no. @TheGhioniFiles - Exactly
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My dog sneaks little licks of my face, but has learned that I don’t like it. However if a stranger has her on their lap and they are talking, chance are they won’t be fast enough to stop her fast tongue from hitting their lips, teeth, mouth and tongue.
The germs don’t bother me.
OMG don;t they realize where that dogs tongue has been before they kissed it.
God, fucking no. WHY would ANYONE DO THAT? Disgusting.
nah – never tongue kiss a dog.
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Uh no. He gets kisses on his forehead.
I do not own a dog and I think that is disgusting! People were put to death according to Leviticus 20 because of stuff like that! God calls it a Perversion!
Only one thing to say:
NEVER OKAY.
LOL I agree with you on that one…Ewwww@PervyPenguin -
@theflowerstem - EXACTLY. I can’t believe the double standards people have.
I let him lick my lips and I kiss his mouth… I don’t know if that counts. I love my dog… I see no issue. And that’s saying something because he’s got one of the slimiest mouths I’ve ever seen. You just wash your lips later. It’s no big deal.
@PervyPenguin - EXACTLY lmaoooooo
Nope.
@godfatherofgreenbay - o.0 lovely.
No. But part of owning a dog is accepting the fact that sooner or later… your dog is going to try to lick you and you’re going to get tongue in your mouth.
Not intentionally. But if my dog licks me when i give him a kiss, I’m not gonna cry myself to sleep at night. It’s not a huge deal. Unless you’re a creep. In that case…sick.
It was an accident!
I feel like people would expect a different answer from me.