I told my wife that I either wanted a blow job or a surprise birthday party for my 40th birthday.

Guess which one I am enjoying at this very moment?

I was reading the dailymail.com and they were asking the question “What does your husband really think about your wobbly bits?”

They were exploring what husbands really thought of their wives naked.  They were talking about love handles and tummies.  Here is the link:  Link

What do you think people would think of you naked?

The husband of Tori Spelling posted a photo of their son on twitter but he apparently didn’t realize his wife was topless in the background.

So there has been a whole lot of discussion about whether it was on purpose or not.

But in one of the discussion threads, I noticed someone commented “Even if he did Tweet her Boobs, Why the hell are they even exposed with her child present. He looks a little old to be seeing Mommies Boobies and Privates….. Just Saying!”  Here is the link:  Link

Her son is 4 and a half years old.

Is her son too old to see her boobs?

You sometimes have to watch carefully to catch it.  The hints are small.  But sometimes you just find a closet gay.

1.  President Bush

2.  The Pope

3.  President Obama

Now lets be honest for a second.

Have you ever thought a gay thought?

I am not talking about a dream because you can’t help that.  I am talking about an actual gay thought.  For example, have you ever looked at a person of the same sex and imagined having sex with that person?  Maybe it was a kiss.  Maybe it was just thinking about holding her/him.

Have you ever thought a gay thought?

So I stayed at home with my daughter today because she was sick.  My wife stayed home yesterday because she was sick then too.

(The above is not my daughter.  My daughter is not Asian).

This caused my wife and I to have a conversation about staying home with our children.  At our old job when we worked at the same place, my boss indicated he wanted my wife to stay home when our kids were sick.  So she always stayed home with the kids.

Now I make more money than my wife and the money I make pays all of the bills except a car payment and groceries.  So it would appear at some level that my job is more important to the family.  If she lost her job, we could pay all of our bills.  If I lost my job, we could not pay all the bills with her income.  It would not even be close.

Does a man have equal obligation to stay home with a sick child if both the husband and wife work?

My wife informed me that she can’t wait to see the new Twilight movie that comes out this week.  So if I am a good husband, I will go get tickets early so we can see it on Friday night.

Apparently some people are camping out for tickets.

Do you intend to see the new Twilight movie?

Some people want to be thin.  They see a photo and they want to be thinner.

Some see a blade and they want to cut.

Some hear about suicide and they want to kill themselves.

Some people can’t give up drugs.

Some people are depressed and can’t find hope.

Others consume themselves with someone who died.

Some obsess over the fact that they were cheated on.

Others see themselves primarily as a rape victim. 

Some see themselves as a person who was molested.

Others see themselves as a victim of abuse.

Some people have low self-esteem.

What negativity consumes you?

Do guys still open the door for women?  I am sure every guy doesn’t.  But I am talking about the average ordinary guy. 

Ladies, do guys still open the door for women?

A ten-year-old girl has given birth to a baby.  The baby was born premature and weighed 3.3 pounds.

Here is the link:  Link

In Mexico, a young mother is not allowed to get an abortion unless she was a victim of sexual assault.  The age of consent is 12. 

Do you think it is better for a ten year old to get an abortion?

I have been a parent for over 18 years so I have a few thoughts on being a parent.

1.  Discipline your children often when they are small.  It is ok to spank them.  It won’t kill them.  The boundaries you set on them early in life will impact them when they are older.

2.  Tell them “no” when they are small.  It is a mistake to say “yes” just because you can or to give them something you didn’t have as a child.  Kids should learn to go without every new toy or game.

3.  Don’t try to catch your child doing something wrong.  Some parents get into a mode of trying to catch their child in a bad situation.  You will catch them if they are doing something wrong.  You don’t want to think constant negativity about your child’s intentions.

4.  Keep your communication open.  I take my kids out around the block all the time.  I have done this since each of them were young.  We just walk around the block.  I intentionally don’t speak.  I only listen.  I think of it as an amnesty period.  I never discipline them for anything they say while we are walking around the block.  I sometimes ask questions and I do very little correcting.  You would be surprised what my kids share simply because I listen.

5.  Never leave a doubt that you love them.  I tell my kids I love them every day.  When they fail, I tell them I love them.  If I die tomorrow, my kids will know that I love them.  You don’t need to save up “I love you” for special occasions.  Say it often to your children.

6.  It is ok for your children to fail.  Don’t take it offensively.  Don’t even try to prevent failure.  Don’t warn them about failure at every turn.  Teach them that failure is the path to success.

7.  Never yell at your children.  There is no reason to yell at your children.  You will be heard with a soft voice.  I have never cursed in front of my children.  Cursing takes away from our effectiveness and credibility.

8.  Explain everything about sex to your children.  Tell them about intercourse, oral sex, anal sex and masturbation.  Everything should be on the table.  You don’t want their friends to tell them so tell them first.  They should be able to communicate all of their failures and experiences with sex to you as their parent. 

9.  Do not undermine authority.  Don’t teach your child to only obey you.  Teach them to obey every authority.  I have watched as parents trashed teachers.  I have watched at ball games as parents yell at referees.  If you blame referees their team losing, you are teaching them to lose.  A referee might make one or two mistakes. but chances are the players in the game made more mistakes so let them correct the mistakes.

10.  Do not control what your child is going to be in life.  Shape their thinking without shaping their destiny.  There are thousands of good jobs. Let your child pick their path.

11.  Whatever you want your child to become, be it yourself.  A lecture is not as effective as a consistent example.