April 21, 2012
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My Wife’s Birthday
It is almost my wife’s birthday again. So I am open to suggestions.
I know most of you probably think I am probably all a woman would ever need. But lets try anyway.
What should I get my wife for her birthday?
It is almost my wife’s birthday again. So I am open to suggestions.
I know most of you probably think I am probably all a woman would ever need. But lets try anyway.
What should I get my wife for her birthday?
Comments (54)
Whatever she asks for
A giant, framed photograph of yourself, holding a rose between your teeth. I’m sure she’ll hang it up in the bedroom so she can admire you whenever you are not there.
If I had a husband, that’s what I’d want.
Hmm. Cake. Lots of cake. Ice cream cake. With about 50 candles. Yup, and a pair of sweatpants because after she eats the cake in its entirety, she’ll need bigger pants.
That was mean, get her earrings from Tiffany’s.
@Baseballchik138 - That was awesome
Pay for her to go to a spa.
A dead Lois.
A couple’s massage with me. You may be the masseur.
Seriously, Happy Birthday to your wife! Eighteen is such a great age (and you won’t be jailed now)……
a molded dildo of your penis
Buy her something from my Etsy store?
#shamelessEtsyplug
I like the spa idea. Give her a day or weekend at a spa. Or take her to a B and B for some hug time.
Give her a spa day. Or whatever she asks for
I would want a geocaching day trip, but I’m a nerd. A day at a spa is always a good gift.
You in a g-string. With a rose in your mouth.
You’re married, give her a nice lap with your tongue in her lap!
Some soap like lavender or lilac, chocolate, gloves, a nice scarf with flowers on, it does’nt have to be expensive…
@NachDemGeist - LOL nice idea.
Rob of the Sky
A romantic dinner, a movie of her choice, a walk under the stars, and sex. lots and lots of Birthday Sex
…Pretty much, what I’m saying is her present should be YOU 
it’s my girlfriend Lisa’s birthday and I’m going to get her cupcakes,card and a present from our favorite shop-Accents- and I have to do it all in the next hour! I better hurry!
Tickets to a play, concert or similar event.
A big caaaaaaake! You can’t go wrong with food.
why is sex always seen as a present? screw that. i’m all for birthday sex but i don’t think that should be the sole present. pft. i’d want a vacation for my birthday. somewhere like a beach.
Jewelry and a nice dinner for 2
that always gets me going, then at the end of the night you could slip into your intimates and…PLAY VIDEO GAMES! YAY! :3
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unfortunately I don’t know her …
You could take your wife to see Mozart’s Don Giovanni, or you could rent that opera on netflix and cook a romantic dinner.
a good lay.
A funny lapdance. If she’s into that.
It would help a lot if you would give more specifics… A spa day might work for some gals. Others would rather have a new kitchen gadget. Or like me- I’m into running, so this year I wanted an mp3 player. I got it, and love it! If you live local to a sports team your wife is a fan of, tickets to a game is always awesome. I know not all ladies like sports, but my husband took me out for dinner and to an NBA game one year, and it was AWESOME!!
Just put a little thought and effort into it, is my advice. We girls want to know guys are willing to do more than grab a gift card….
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Trip to the zoo. Spring for the dolphin show. And then put the kids to bed all by yourself while she soaks in a predrawn bath scented with lavender.
You could make her a special dinner. Buy her, her favorite flowers and put them in a vase on the dinner table. Just make it fancy and special and just for the two of you. Or you could buy her something unique that means alot to her. You can browse the internet for unique or personalized gifts.
Get her a vaginal ultrasound probe, it’s all the trend with your side of the aisle lately. She can use it to stave off those freakish April fools day surprises, and maybe you can wire it up for batteries so that she can use it as a vibrator too, since, you know you’re not getting any younger.
a spa trip,
When it was my mum’s 40th birthday my dad took my mum away for a week - we stopped at our nan’s and granddad’s house.
Jewelry from @LKJ Slain.
A pool boy! Duh…
Red roses would do for me
Okay, here’s my suggestion.
Start with chocolate. Get her a big box of chocolates or just a bunch of her favorite candy bars or something. Soemthing chocolate and a bunch of it. Then, either send your kids off for the night with their friends or take her out to a hotel for the night. If you stay home, cook her a nice romantic dinner. if you go out, take her to a nice romantic dinner. THEN spend the next 4-6 hours having sex. Chocolate, no cooking and sex. Every Woman’s Dream. you can’t go wrong.
i think the first comment is a good answer. otherwise i have no idea but happy birthday to her. let her know you know it’s a special day.
A gun? Because she probably wants to off herself.
Well, if you are looking for something different – I would suggest a rhythmic clock.
If you are looking for something cheaper than that – I would say make her a gift basket with small things she likes and a “seller” gift like jewelry, massage gift card, etc…
Get her something very simple. Maybe a few flowers, a cake, a card, and maybe a day out (just you and her). Serve her breakfast in bed, and maybe watch a romantic movie at night. That’s the best thing to do. Try not to spend too much money.
Write her a love letter attach a rose and take her some where fun that needs energy, after to a spa… then dinner… erm then sexy time
pfft… You know her better and have known her for longer than most of us. How can you not decide.
Something she has been hinting at?
How about one rose and a nice foot massage.
If you can’t get a nice rose (or her favorite flower) skip it and just give her the foot or hand massage.
Don’t know anything about foot massages? Well, just think how you would like your feet or hands to feel.
How about giving her a nice foot or hand massage, as well as one rose or one of her favorite flowers.
You can’t go wrong with a gift cirtificate to Macy’s.
It all depends on how much you can afford to spend……1 A YEAR’S SUBSCRIPTION AT HE LOCAL GYM.
2. A WEEKEND TOGETHER IN A PLACE YOU KNOW SHE LIKES.
3. A YEAR’S SUBSCRIPTION OF HER FAVOURITE MAGAZINE.
4. A PAIR OF SNEAKERS
5 A BRACELT WITH YOURS AND HER NAME ENGRAVED/ OR NECKLACE
6 A NEW CAR.
7 ACCESSORIES FOR HER OLD CAR!!
8 SEXY UNDERWEAR, YOU BENEFIT TOO/
9. SEXY PYGIAMAS
10. A KITTEN.
by “almost her birthday” I hope you don’t mean today or a little after. This shit has to be planned months in advanced!
a fountain pen. if she appreciates penmanship and enjoys writing on paper.
A tanzanite necklace and a bottle of pinot noir.
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