May 18, 2012
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The White Man’s Burden
White people are quickly becoming the minority. More nonwhites are being born than white people in the U.S. Here is the link: Link
So here is my list of demands:
1. I want to get free education. I want a United White Fund and I want to pretend it is not racist. But I also want everyone else to play along.
2. I want food stamps and other free benefits given by the government.
3. I want money taken from other people and given to me. My basic plan is for the government to do this and we will pretend it is fair.
4. I want free health care. I hope we can pretend that more people involved in the system will just cause it to be paid for.
5. I want to pay no income tax and get tax breaks called “earned income credit” even though I will admit I didn’t earn anything.
6. I want preferential treatment in college admissions even if I am unqualified on my own merits.
7. I want to protest in the streets when cops beat my people for crimes like assault and murder.
8. I want to avoid college and yet still blame the 1% for my lack of progress in life.
Comments (125)
Oh dear….
Pssshh… you’ll still have those even when “the white man” only counts for 40% of the population.
love you.
And apparently you want to start a little drama on a slow Thursday night. Yikes.
oh i love this.
and fried chicken?
popcorn
Don’t get me started, Theo, don’t get me started. >.< You watched the news didn’t you?
haha, this will go over well….
You want to race bait– on only little more than misconception and misunderstanding.
Here’s how you can achieve all this:
1. Incorporate yourself
That is all.
Why are so many people reccing this? I’m curious…
I needed a laugh tonight, and you, sir, supplied me with a good laugh from this post. I love this.
I want them to take over. They should start evacuating white people. I go on government assistance, and they kill me.
The whole welfare thing is interesting, considering that most people currently receiving benefits are white.
love it. it’s so typically you. the sensibilities of Bill O Reilly and the subtlty of Jon Stewart. And just the hint of banter. Some will cheer and some will go berzerk with indignation. Most will simply shake their heads and wouldn’t commit to whether you’re serious if their lives depended on it. I’m unbounded in my admiration.
We were going to bust a move…. but we’re too white…. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4g2bDloU8sk
hahahahaahahah.
by that time, maybe those scholarships specifically for the minor groups now wouldn’t exist anymore.
Dude… have you ever been to a Walmart on welfare day? It’s whiter than fucking Christmas up in there.
*pops popcorn*
@Shadowrunner81 - for the entertainment?
You should want boobs too.
I want better white stereotypes like, “look at that honky eating his tiramisu. Shit….”
or, “look at that cracker puttin’ money in his 401k”
Great post.
Oh Danny, you’re so contentious. The liberals are all going to put a hit out on you now. I WILL PROTECT YOU.
@Dustin_wind - He probably already has them.
@Saridactyl - I think he meant proportionately.
don’t really read your posts, but I am assuming you are being sarcastic…or I sure hope so.
White people use more food stamps than black and hispanic people, by the way.
OH GOD, DAN. LOL
Gimme !
Wow
karma is a bitch, my friend.
time to move to canada
@DrummingMediocrity - I’m sure he did. It’s incredibly misleading. The only way to stir up a fuss on Xanga, really. I just wanted to make it clear that white people receive the most in federal aid dollars than any other race.
Oh, this is why my children are half Mexican. Dilute them!
Sad but true. So many youngsters (of all races) are not prepared to join the 1%.
i want better medical and a charge card with no limit that someone else has to pay for.
WHERE’S THE QUESTION
@the_evil_tamica - Unless this whole thing is a question. IN WHICH CASE I SAY NO
Get outta my country, CRACKER!
I know you are just Dan but for the sake of argument:
I thought white people were always the minority? Worldwide, anyway. And, can’t white people get all of those things now anyway? “White trash.” And LOL@ college meaning a person will be successful. I have seen that scenario fail 3,734 times over. In most cases a degree just robs people. At least it’s fun!?
I’m really hoping he’s being sarcastic.
@AttractHappiness -
That’s what I’m hoping too, lol.
and if I ever hear the word “honky” or “cracker” uttered I can claim it a hate crime and sue someone for all they’re worth!
Oh Christ…where’s my popcorn?
Shut up and get back to work.
hahaha
funny funny
Well said. But of course when we actually become a minority it will get worse for us rather than better. People will attack us, kill us, and rape our women with increasing frequency because they will correctly perceive our dwindling numbers as weakness. They will work harder to accelerate the process of our extinction.
I love this ,thanks !
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Fuck you.
Sarcasm or not.
@desk – Face.
Give me a break. Yes, it must be a burden indeed to be as obnoxious as possible.
@DrummingMediocrity - Imagine that shit. Lol
Were you really intending to thin out Xanga’s population, Dan? Because I’m pretty sure a few heads exploded overnight.
@light_blue_fables - Ooooooh. Sadistic! lol
DUDE. We’re a PLURALITY, not a minority. People who don’t understand math should stop citing statistics.
I will agree with you on the college admissions thing. I don’t think anyone’s race should give them a leg up or that there should be a necessary quota to fill even if that means colleges stop being very diverse. Everyone should earn their acceptance on the same grounds.
As for the other stuff, interesting enough more white receive the most in federal aid dollars than any other race. Nice try though :3
Hahaha I’ve known for a few years now that white people were minority population wise.
It does get old how whites are really the only race that is discriminated against. We get no financial aid, no acknowledgement, nothing. I can understand that blacks went through a lot but seriously. It has to end somewhere, otherwise there never will be equality.
and has anyone else noticed that on registration forms white people are the ONLY race listed without a proper name? Every other race has asian/pacific islander, black/african american, latino/hispanic, and then WHITE. There’s no caucasion ever listed!
This post was pretty bogus, but it’s also very true!
Somewhere out there racist trolls approve of this post.
Just taking a look at how many commenters are white. Big surprise.
Republican much?
United Honky College Fund, ftw
@korean_biyatch - We’re not much better, unfortunately…
@SimplicityofSae - the large majority of xanga is white, genius. So it makes sense there would be a lot of us crackers commenting. How about compare race ratios on his other posts before ignorantly insinuating a false “proof.”
Moron
@H2O_mElOnGeEk - I’ve found caucasian on every application I can remember.
Obvious troll is obvious. Nice try, Danny boy.
ROFL
@AgainstTheWind1 - The majority of the people on the internet are white, genius. This comment points to the difference in class, not race. Which in this country -always- shows a correlation.
Can’t you already do this?
i know this is supposed to be sort of funny, but considering you probably actually think like that, youre an idiot.
has your race been systemically oppressed by the government for thousands of years, leaving you with higher poverty rates and completely sub par educational/occupational/housing opportunities compared to other races? absolutely not, so shut the fuck up. this post disgusts me, and the people who think its funny (white people mostly) disgust me as well.
@Shadowrunner81 - morbidity, people like to rec Dan being an ass
sorry Dan ^-^
Does that mean I can “experience” racism now? Since I’ve gotten told that I cant experience it since white people are a “majority”…. Telling people they cant experience racism through racism.. nice..
I want equal representation on basketball teams.
Sure… you’re just going to have to endure slavery, disenfranchisement, racism, intolerance, etc. first.
But you didn’t ask to feel the weight of institutional racism or being looked down on just for walking along the street…
Whites get more in food stamps, blacks get more in welfare and affirmative action. That said, you may receive all of your benefits once you undergo your removeadicktomy operation. The govt. tends to be softer on white women.
@simply_surveys321 - I don’t find his post to be idiotic. Indeed, I find your reply to be more so. The oppression for minorities started when the govt. stepped in to education, occupation, feeding, clothing, monetary handouts, and housing opportunities. Look at the statistics; numbers do not lie…..You can thank the lovely progressives, Woodrow Wilson and FDR for getting the gravy train rolling. If you do not see what the hello is going on in Europe with the Grexit from the EU; wake up! We may very well be next…
you also want to perpetuate hurtful stereotypes that aren’t doing any good to anyone? how white of you.
Good. And here I thought I’d have to pick my own vegetables. Few more years.
Poor old white guys: we have all the wealth, all the power, all the best jobs, all the best schools and now come those uppity wannabe just like us __________________(fill in the blank with whatever race you happen to hate the most) trying to get their share of the pie and we ain’t going to take it. Lame closeted racist post which panders to the paranoid racist white guy who fears the emerging pluralistic, multicultural, multiracial, multireligious America.
PREJUDICE!! - the title should be “WHITE WOMAN’S BURDEN” – it’s their fault. When Russia had a depleted population of males due to 22 million deaths in WWII, the Russian women came through and got to work and bore children. Motherhood medals were given out by Joe Stalin. That’s what we need now….the ladies need some incentive….cut out that lesbian crap…and get to work doing their job.. The white woman’s problem is that she doesn’t know what her REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS are for…. I recommend President Obama -if - God forbid – he gets elected again, award incentives for every ABORTION white women avoid. We;ll be right back on track in no time…and the white men will be much much happier and stop jerking off in the men’s room and gymnasium. Yep, that’s my advice.
Suck it up! Goooooo minorities!
Truth.
@Saridactyl - Personally I don’t find that misleading. I think the proportionate numbers are what’s much more telling of the issue.
@mortimerZilch - CURTIS I MISSED YOU *HUGGZ*
Is this something you should worry about… arent there more important things in life ?
You mix race and income issues together… as if poor whites don’t qualify for government aid. Please think rationally. Although… racists are never rational.
lol you are blaming minorities for what’s wrong with America. Well those minorities are human too, just like you. I am sure you are human as well. We are all part of one human race, even though we all look different. You wouldn’t want all of us to be clones of each other right? Just imagine everybody on this planet looking exactly like each other.
@lesblow - Or false.
i call it the white man’s idiocy. quit knocking up minorities and you white people can stay white.
@Kellsbella - really, you think thats when the oppression of minorities started? do you happen to recall when african americans were slaves?
@DrummingMediocrity - yo ! baby. t’aint Curtis…it’s morty-mort. yo.
I bet NO BODY KNOWS which the largest ethnic group in the United States is…..?
germans.
nooooooooooo. dan. this isn’t even funny. wow.
@mortimerZilch - I like your lack of political correctness. I think it’s sexy. And ironically, 50 cent is singing his “candy shop” song, which I find very appropriate. U? Pls accept my friend request.
@davidian - But
black men are SOOO sexyyyy. I cnt help it. 50 cent is singing
beautiful things to me right now, like about how he wants me to ride his
candy stick.
But tell me how you REALLY feel
Lol Dan, you’re terrible.
*pops popcorn*
Statistically that may be correct, but one must also consider the specific geography, demographics, and even socio-economic status…..http://www.hotpage.biz
In time to come, people will have to be treated as individuals instead of colors. That’s quite some way off, though.
I especially like # 8.
I just want to be able to play in the NBA
And I want a taste of the drugs you are taking, Dan…LOL…
only ones entitled to those rights are the real white men of america, the native americans. Yes! Go back to Europe xD
It’s actually worse than Dan says. The white race is dying out. White women are only having 1.8 children in the U.S. (Same is true for asians in the U.S.) Europe has an even lower rate.
I jusrt shot coffee through my nose! Hah!
this is pretty funny, but i hope you realize that most of these don’t apply to all minorities. i especially take offense to the preferential treatment clause, especially becuase as an asian, i get screwed over by colleges. whites get nothing added or lost to their admission. asians LOSE standing in the college admission process.
@Celestial_Teapot - Was thinking the same. Though, for the masses it is good bait.
Ah, Dan, you have no hope. White males have been committing the sin of abusing minorities or even majorities in some cases for hundreds upon hundreds of years… And while you are into numbers, if you are a literalist that believes all the bible, ‘The LORD is slow to anger, abounding in love and forgiving sin and rebellion. Yet he does not leave the guilty unpunished; he punishes the children for the sin of the fathers to the third and fourth generation.’ – Numbers14:18. You’ve got 4 generations to go, boy.
Oh, and if you are one that believes that the New Testament “supercedes” the Old Testament, just remember what Jesus said in the New Testament: “Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them.” – Matthew 5:17.
It is so interesting how people read things, say they believe totally in them, and then twist and alter the meaning to be just exactly what they want it to be – rather than admit that they are fools that really have no clue.
This of course is the ultimate in foolishness: those who refuse to admit their foolishness. Denial is so foolish… Are you a fool Dan? I am!
If there is a negative thing to be said about this list I think they are right. None of this should happen for ANYONE! Yet the mass of minorities would riot and murder in the streets (like they did in Greece and spain) if you try to take their government cheese away from them.
@Donkey_Guy_10 -
Blacks sold blacks into slavery, Japanese subjugated the chinese for decades. Whites defeated and subjugated whites. Arabs subjugated Jews (both not white) … and the list goes on. Slavery is a human thing not a race thing. Stop race baiting.
@Gosalyn223 -
Sorry the Indians were defeated. It happened a long time ago and it is time to get over it. Just like countries have been doing for millenia, the Europeans came over and defeated the Indians. It’s pretty simple. Should the land also be given back to the Mongol’s who were defeated? Or maybe Rome should get their vast empire back? What date should the land ownership be set back to? Should it be an arbitrary date that just effects the Indians? How about we all just move on and realize that one party lost and the other party won. As a first in history we even gave BIG chunks of rightfully defeated land back to the losers. Losers usually get nothing back. Whining only makes Indians look weak. Sorry for the little slap back to reality.
Trolling Dan is trolling.
Majority of comments = people who know this.2nd largest group of comments = people who agree with what he said.smallest group of comments = people who were offended.
I can’t wait to be in the majority so I can whine about all the imaginary stuff minorities get.
@Brian_Jeremiah - Who is race bating? Just recognizing facts. As a white male, I recognize that in this country, over the last several hundred years, white males have dominated the power structures of this country. They have permitted and promoted the unjust subjugation of women, children, people of different race, people of different heritage, animals, whatever or whoever they could use, the lists go on and on. These are just the facts. The fact that other people may have done these same things in other places and times does not make it any better and is not an excuse. There are better things we should be about. But you have to recognize and admit the truth of what is before you can move forward to what should be. Empirical, demographic data refutes the absurd suggestion equality has yet to pervade our nation.
@Donkey_Guy_10 -
Actually whites helped previously oppressed people become free. Then once America was fixed, we forced the rest of the world to follow. Now only the absolute worst countries continue to oppress people and guess what, those are not white countries mostly. China, Cuba, most of Africa, pretty much any Muslim run country etc…
You don’t need to be fooled by the racists of this country (NAACP, United Negro college fund, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Black Panthers, Democratic Party etc..). People are telling you how bad the white man is and trying to make you feel bad about who you are. it’s a flat out lie. People oppress not because of race, but because they are evil. Christianity (Which America was based on) is the basis for Anglo-Saxon law and as is correctly interpreted now, it speaks strongly against oppressing other people. This was the argument for stopping slavery and it is still the best argument. Either way there is not a single bit of truth that white people are to blame for slavery, it’s been happening forever and it hasn’t happened to anyone you know or that has been alive in 2 generations. So how about we get over the fake guilt eh?>
Equality of opportunity, not equality of possession is the goal. I believe we have that. A vast majority of minorities do not choose to go to college. They have a better opportunity than you and I do. Because they choose their life does not mean they should get equal possessions, that is absurd. Equality of opportunity ONLY, they have BETTER, NOT EQUAL opportunities. Herman Cain … CEO of a LARGE corporation .. happens all the time to those who actually put effort in to making it happen. Don’t believe the lies of the left my friend. Seriously.
hahaha… funny man u r.
@Brian_Jeremiah - Lies of the left? Whose lies should I believe? The right? Why should I believe either? Fact is, people lie all the time – without knowing. Denial is a fancy word for lying. People believe what they WANT to believe. Facts and logic are unpersuasive to most people. Why do you suppose advertising people seldom use logic to sell their goods? It is unpersuasive to the fast majority of people. People pick a “side” first, then as an afterthought they pick up “logic” and find all the reasons they can to support their emotional, non-logic based choice. For people, this is the way things work. Only the foolish do not recognize this in themselves and others.
That made no sense as a reply. Are you telling me the facts that I presented mean nothing and that you are going to continue thinking that the white man is all racist and didn’t help the world mostly defeat slavery and racial genocides (except some 3rd world countries)? All because you don’t want to look at logic? Yes, it’s true people don’t want to look at logic, that is why liberals exist. They cannot look at facts because they need to ONLY feel in order for heir ideologies to work. Example: They love to throw money at poor people, however logic and reality tells us that if someone is given something for doing nothing that they will continue to do nothing … but it feels good to give poor people stuff so they do it. Even though it actually is BAD for the person. In turn, keeping racism alive by blaming all whites for the sins of the past without looking at the actual facts that it was every race in every country doing the same thing, feels like the right thing to do to a liberal .. even though it is factually incorrect to blame white people. Evil people should be blamed not by color. This is the only way we get away from the victim mentality. No one wins with that kind of thinking .. but then again logic hasn’t won in a very long time.
all u gotta do is team up with your fellow white snobs who are better than everyone else. then go enslave a couple races while invading other countries to steal their resources. WIN!
i want to watch everyone closely in order to show myself that im better than them while avoiding every confrontation i get into, because i can judge them to be inferior and can talk about it with ppl who dont know or care but are also looking for shit to judge in their boring uneventful lives.
dan please teach me your superiorly patronizing ways
@Brian_Jeremiah - *yawn* I’ll be honest with you I did not read iyour commen, so if there was an epiphony or message or insult behind your comment it went up in the air :^) and of course since this is typing you don’t know my tone, which was meant to be humorous and sarcastic like Dan’s post is. So you get over it xD I just feel bad you wrote like a whole unecessary paragraph on it *shrugs shoulders* moving on.
@Gosalyn223 -
Yeah, sometimes it’s too hard to think. It’s easier to just feel your way through life with no real effort in finding out the truth. Good luck with that.
@Brian_Jeremiah - tsk tsk tsk I didn’t read your stuff because I know you are here to be an internet troll not to opinionate. I think. Trust me. This post, is meant to be humorous, not to take it seriously, such as yourself. This post made by Dan to be sarcastic so I am that way too towards it, my tone was a joke, get it? yes, do you know what humor is? you know when people say “ha ha ha”? yes, those are laughs. That means they are having a good time. Having fun.
@Gosalyn223 -
ok Fair enough.