December 18, 2012
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End of the World
It is only a few more days until the end of the World. This is pretty exciting since it is the first time the World ever ended in my life time.
Now lets pretend the World was going to end on the 21st.How would you spend your last day on Earth?
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By having tons of awesome sex.
at work
Sex. Lots and lots of sex.
I’d have a quiet day at home and then go online and blame it on Barack Obama.
Building a spaceship.
not doing my microeconomics project
Probably with my local church–praying, talking to people who want to listen. And with my husband.
But it’s not ending, soooo..
Its the end of the world as we know it and I FEEL FFIIIIIIIINE!
If it really was going to end? I’d spend time with my friends here. I’d go home and visit my family and my friends. And then I’d probably have sex with someone enough time to enjoy the pleasure of sex for the first time.
Woooo end of the world….
With my family drinking hot cocoa. I make it a policy to not leave any loose ends. So I have no amends to make or wrongs to right. And I have already been blessed with most of the things I ever dreamed of.
Get a bunch of friends together, dress up like Vikings, and drive around the city barging into stores and demanding wenches and mead. Then proceed to get into a real actual fistfight because I’ve never been in one before and I want to know what it’s like before I die.
at work. I have no vacation time left for the year.
welll, i’m going to be on an airplane going across the world on the 21st, so maybe i’ll witness the world ending from above? that’d definitely be interesting
With my dad, for it will be his birthday.
The 21st? Christmas shopping. NASA already debunked the Myan calendar and global warming…..but don’t listen to me…. Just go ahead and put on your headphones whilst you bathe in your own filth. (Don’t forget to get those fave shoes of yours aired out by tomorrow.)
Massive orgy. Nothing big
Hanging out near forever musing
Not really worried about a culture which died out hundreds of years before my own culture came into being. They couldn’t predict the end of their own civilization, but they know all about the end of my civilization? Who was the Mayan leader who screwed that one up? Let me guess: Was it Donald Quetzel Trump?
Wishing I could have had sex with TheoDan… and I know that that is what everyone is secretly going to be doing that day. No one needs to deny it.
Crying and panicking.
I would spend all day writing. But in actuality on Friday I am seeing Skyfall with my two little brothers so even if the world ends it should be a good day.
by finishing my finals. that is the last day. of finals week. is the world trying to say something? cuz it’s sounding like “school kills” right now.
Reading Charles Dickens’ Our Mutural Friend.
And wondering if I’ve been wrong.
watching NFL highlights.
skydiving
I’d spend my last day going back and reading all your blogs.
praying
I like the sex and orgy ideas…
all of us xangans should pick a meeting place and have one big xanga orgy…
I’m just gonna walk around xanga with no pants on.
I’m going to an end of the world party.
the world ended last oct or sometime like that….this will be the second end of the world
Reading Moby Dick. I have been told I can learn a great deal from that story. As for End Of The World, no. If anyone proclaimed, “The end of the world” anymore times than my Mom did, I have no idea who that would be.
If the world ends, it does. No regrets, no sorrow. You should totally watch the movie, “Space Firebird” to see how one boy is effected by “The end of the world.”
His is the RIGHT answer to our madness. Φ ≡
As for Megabee’s solution, I had always believed I would leave this world a virgin, but then I was told that LIFE screws us all, so no-one dies a virgin after all.
I would have my pets put down at my vets so that if they lived through it and I didn’t they would not suffer.
I would call everyone I love and tell them.
I would call everyone I owe amends to and apologize from the bottom of my heart in truth and honesty.
I would lay down with my husband, snuggle up to him and pass over.
It’s one of my friends’ birthday. We will probably hang out that day with other friends.
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I will drink tea all day and read like nothing is going to happen.
I don’t think very many people actually believe it. It just makes good material for drama, and jokes. It’s fun to make fun of stuff like this and that is why it’s so alive.
Find myself a girlfriend and have safe sex.
Well I get my wisdom teeth out the day before so probably bed.
Telling those I love that I truly love them.
Then at peace somewhere beautiful and with a good view of whatever is to come.
Dear Dan,
Your memory must be slipping in your “old age”. You blogged about the first end of the world earlier this year. Didn’t happen then. Won’t happen now. Never happens, except for those who predict it will, and then die of course, cause then it ended for them.As I repeatedly write, I already live each day as if it were my last (and first, for that matter) so whether or not I go, or we all go, I’ll look forward to the next paradigm shift in our shared cosmic existence.Merry Christmas and a Happy Holiday Season to you and yours.Michael F. Nyiri, poet, philosopher, fool
celebrating a 21st birthday among other things… to an extreme will probably pick-up smoking and drugs that day too…
I will blog about on Xanga, and tell what is happening.
just shoot me now ~ no wait ~ I need to go to the liquor store first
I’d still do exactly as I have been doing — learning Chinese and trying to minister to the people over here in Taiwan. I do believe that there will be a judgment following the big kick-off, so I would rather do what I know I am supposed to be doing than to be rushing around fretful, worried, scared, mock-celebrating or engaging in various dumb and idiotic sinful acts.
I posted this at facebook last week — I’ll leave it as something for you to ponder I guess.
December 21st they say will be the end of the world as we know it….
I say….
God doesn’t even promise you today…. are you honestly ready to die WHENEVER it may come?
Scoff all you may…. but someday you WILL meet your maker…. and it’s up to you NOW as to how that meeting will proceed.
I am the way, the truth and the life. NO MAN comes to God except through me. Jesus.
A big, huge guy and a little wimpy guy were standing in a bar watching news on TV about the nuclear weapons race.
The little guy says, “What would you do if the world was going to end in five minutes?”
The big guy says, “I’d grab the first thing that moved and fuck hell out of it! What would you do?”
The little guy says, ” I’d stand very still.” ‘
I was originally going to get married on the 21st, because that was going to be funny, but now the date has been moved forward. Maybe the world was going to end, just be the sheer force of awesomeness of my fiancee putting on a tie and a kilt. Now the world may never know…
If the world really were ending on Friday… I certainly wouldn’t be at work. I’d take the day off and have deep passionate sex with my bf and then probably spend the rest of the day saying what I would have wanted to say to everyone in my life. Make sure my loved ones (family and friends) know I love them… tie up loose ends… all of that. Oh, And I would drink…. all of my favorite drinks… a lot.
In reality, I will be going to work… but after that I will be hosting an end of the world movie-thon… where we will be drinking heavily and watching movies that are about the end of the world. (Fifth Element, Independence Day, Dr. Strangelove, 12 monkeys… etc.) Should be a great time!
I’d try magic mushrooms and weed.
playing my brand new crappy violin.
Dan, this isn’t the first time the world has approached its end in your lifetime. Don’t you remember Y2K?
hmm …
I would perhaps look to the sky …
like all the others these days …
Where is this huge thing that’s going to touch down …
here, on our beloved planet earth ?
Will it really hit us, or will it only cross our orbit …
to finally disappear again in the deep dark universe …
Imagine … this would be just another planet earth,
coming from far away (???)
with billions of other people living on it … Will they say “hello” ?
I would perhaps look to the sky …
waiting …
curiously …
steal a small plane and fly over the forest and mountains and clouds for as long as there was fuel.
I’d spend my last day hanging out with UndyingNova
Driving very fast.
I have no idea. I’m tempted to call in sick though.
Probably with my friends and family…and possibly stealing a challenger from the dealership around the corner from me and testing its limits.
I’m offering a valuable service. All who are expecting the world to end can ship me their cool shit, or if they live close by, they can drop it off at my place. You know, cash, record collections, jewelry, their cars, etc. You’ll be asked to sign a document, which you’ll definitely not read. It doesn’t matter, right?
I guess I’m spending my last day of life in the Springs with my family.
Hoping it’s not true…
It’s the last day of finals, so I’ll be knocking that out and then spending time with Raz.
I’m going to talk a lot of people into giving me all their stuff, since they won’t need it any more. It’s not the first time it was predicted that the world would end in my lifetime, not by a long shot.
Hmmm probably eat everything I want and just play games with my family. I’d tell my friends all the good times we’ve had and that they know they are loved by me. And that’s it. Nothing too exciting. Sex is just sex, I love it but I don’t have a partner so I don’t want to have sex with some random guy on my last day alive.
Not on xanga.
If the world does end… I’m going to be spending it alone, locked in my room, and calling everyone I know to let them know I love them. But NASA says the world’s not going to perish in flames and Zombies, so therefore… keep living normally people!!
I’d spend my last day whipping around a katana dicing me up some zombies.
Pretend the world didn’t end on the 21st. How would you spend the rest of your life?
It didn’t end … here is the reason http://www.flixxy.com/nasa-why-the-world-did-not-end-yesterday.htm
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