December 19, 2012

  • Your Horoscope Sign

    I am 41 and I do not even know what my horoscope sign is.  It is the name they give you based on the month.  

    Whenever anyone has tried to tell me what mine is, I simply ignore what they are saying.  All of that because I was told as a kid that it was Satanic.  I have never read a horoscope and I have never read a fortune cookie.
    Do you know your horoscope sign?
                                                                      

Comments (89)

  • I’m a Gemini, and fortune cookies are fun. 

  • Yeah, I’m effing Cancer. I think it sucks. 

  • Depends on when you were born. Usually it’s 19/20th of each month or something.

    Oh… Aquarius

  • I’m a sun sign Taurus. Moon sign Aquarius, rising sign Virgo. My Venus is in Gemini, my Mercury’s in Aries.

    I might know a little about my sign. =3

  • I never realized until now, thanks to your fine illustration, that the Cancer sign was a sideways 69. Hmm.

  • I not only know my sun sign, but I my whole chart as well.  I adore in depth astrology.  

  • Yes, Capricorn. 

  • No fortune cookie for you? You’ve never experienced the joy of adding “in bed” to the end? This needs to be remedied. 

  • I’m a Virgo (the virgin).. I don’t care to know anymore than it has absolutely no baring on my life what so ever. 

  • well, you’re an adult now(my hubby’s parents won’t let him watch Star Trek but now he does)

    I’m Taurus the bull

  • I attend astrology conventions. My sign is, “Say hi if you’re a Virgo or a Gemini.” As conventions go I found it more effective than “Honk if you’re a Klingon.” Whatever works I guess. 

  • @HerCarelessWhispers - Only, every once in a while, you get lame fortune cookie messages like this. Adding “in bed” to that…. LOL!

  • Deuteronomy 4:19

    And beware not to lift up your eyes to heaven and see the sun and the moon and the stars, all the host of heaven, and be drawn away and worship them and serve them, those which the LORD your God has allotted to all the peoples under the whole heaven.

    But who really worships them? Besides the people who are astrologers make me look good

  • i know from cheerleading…. it was a cheer. im a cancer. i could care less though. i get a kick out of fortune cookies even though i wa taught it was all satanic too.

  • Well, according to the original specs, I’m Aries.  Supposedly they changed all that.  Anyway,  I don’t really follow any of it.

  • I’m a Cancer. I used to know a lot more about my sign, but that was a while ago :-

  • I don’t believe in bullshit– and astrology is even worse than scientology. (Okay, on second thought, maybe not)

    There use to be a bitch on Xanga Diva-something. She was into astrology. She was also crazy.

  • Turns out Tauruses (or Tauri?) are really bad for me… which is weird, since I’m surrounded by them.

  • I am a Scorpio and I like reading fortune cookies. :D

  • Scorpio. Apparently we are quite good in bed.

  • Actually my horoscope sign seems to depend on what horoscope i am looking at.  Most of the time its one of them but at least 1/3 of the time its the next one so really i don’t know what i am.

  • Yep, I know what it is. I am the Fishies. 

  • You’re lookin’ at a text book Gemini. After reading the first description I ever read about the personality of a Gemini, I went “that’s me!”  I’m not sure how seriously I take it, but sometimes the horoscopes I read are just uncanny.

  • I used be into it when i was younger, the traits of a virgo appealed to me when reading it back then. I even have a tatt on my back, now i think its bull, thankfully, its also a letter M..lol

  • I’m the hopeless dreamer of the zodiac…Pisces. :)

  • not so much horoscope, but astrology really :) what is your sign?

  • I’m Cancer, I never pay attention to it though. I don’t believe in Astrology. I believe there was once a perfect accurate Astrology, but it was lost a long time ago, and so paying attention to the current one is pointless. 

  • 12/20- Sagittarius/Capricorn :)

  • Scorpio, very much one :P

  • Yes. Ophiuchus (aka. Serpentarius).

    It is the 13th constellation of the zodiac, but people like even numbers and it has long been overlooked as a sign.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zodiacal_constellation#Table_of_dates

    November 30th – December 17th

  • according to my sign, I believe stupid shit that I read.

  • i am scorpio.. good ideas..

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  • i’m a Taurus, and it’s pretty spot on.  i’m stubborn and extremely loyal.

  • Yes. And its not satanic – that’s stupid! 

    I really enjoy the zodiac. Its so much more than just a sun sign.

  • Scorpio…we make great friends, horrible enemies!  Watch out for our bite!

  • sagittarius,  my mums is sagittarius,    dads in capicorn and sister’s is scorpio.

    also my 2nd sign is Xanga Xanga and Xanga also including being a bit of a hypercondriac (parents think I am a hypercondriac)

  • I think a Gemini but like you I have never followed that.  The sign for cancer is actually more intriguing for me..  Can I be that one instead?  hehehe

  • There is nothing Satanic about astrology. But then I suppose some Christians (especially fundamentalists) think anything that isn’t Christian is satanic.  It’s more hocus pocus than anything.  Some people truly believe in astrology.  It was pretty popular when I was in high school. 

  • Dan, You really do need to fix not knowing the joy of adding “in bed” to fortunes from said fortune cookies.  They only posess your soul if you eat the cookie. 

    Yes I know my sign.

  • The meaning of the Zodiac is connected with Jesus Christ. All the constellations are connected to the Gospel story. 

    Virgo – the virgin birthTaurus – the bull sacrificed, which Jesus became on our behalfLeo – the lion of Judah, the kingLibra – dual meanings: the mound of sacrifice; the scales of judgmentAquila – the majestic eagle representing Christ’s majesty and glory
    God wrote the story of salvation in the stars. The stars bear witness to the glory of God our Creator.
    I am a Libra. It is an air sign. I am also a wood dragon.

  • oooooh… so THAT’S what my horoscope sign looks like.

  • I’m a Leo. My Mother also believes that astrology is evil, I never understood why until recently. I still read my horoscope from time to time, but just for fun. It’s interesting to see how accurate it can be sometimes!

  • i’m a taurus, which fits me just fine. i’m earthy, loyal, and quite the stubborn bitch :)

  • I’m Libra.  I looked up the personality traits once and had to admit than many of them were right on.  On rare occasions, I read my horoscope.  That’s about the extent of my relationship with the zodiac.

  • I’m a Sagittarius and yes that’s hard to spell. And every GOOD thing you hear about them is all true ! Φ 

  • I’m an Awesome. My horoscope usually reads something like, “you are awesome and today you will be awesome ALL DAY. Keep up the great work being awesome.”

  • I’m a Virgo. I don’t read the horoscopes daily or plan my life around it, lol but I know what my sign is.

  • Dont care, always thought it was retarded.  The good fortune cookies have quotes or proverbs on them, so they don’t have anything to do with foretelling.

  • Yes. Cancer. I don’t know what the 69 has to do with it, but I’ll take it.

  • @Iobot -   it is not a 69… it is a symbol for the astrological constellation “Cancer”, a specific cluster of stars in a specific position in the galaxy,  These symbols are called ‘glyphs’… 

  • The bible story is a personification of the astrological map.  The stars were obviously very important to early man for millions of generations.  Without electrical lighting,  the night sky was much more evident and intertwined in one’s personal life.  People studied the stars for many different reasons and became familiar with the positions of the stars and visible planets, and the patterns related to the seasons, nature,  the movement of the earth.   The “Magi” in the Christmas Story (it does not give a number of how many of them there were in the bible) were astrologers. 

    The idea that there were 3 of them is from a 16th century fresco,  or something…  Thanks  to the Catholics for giving us this myth.

    There are indications that the astrological map  can be correlated to to the biblical story;   the constellation Virgo hovering over the eastern horizon during the winter equinox when the sun seems to descend to its lowest point,  remain stable for approximatly 3 days and then begin to rise over the eastern horizon… there are many others.    “in my father’s house there are many mansions” has been interpreted to have referred to the “Houses of the Zodiac”,  which is the LONG procession of the solar system around the star map taking several thousand years.    

    During the time of Moses, and the old testament religions, pagan times…  Aries,  the ram constellation was the prominent figure in the sky.  Some think that the Shofar, or ram’s horn, used in some Jewish traditions often to announce the new moon,  as well as cow/goat like idols such as Baal  related to this  “Aries” constellation and were worshipped by pagans at the time of the great change,  the shift from the house of Aries,  to the house of Pisces,  the fishes, the beginning of Christianity (think Roman Catholic)  where Chirst was symbolized with a fish.  

    We are now just entering the age of Aquarius,  the Water Bearer constellation and there are biblical indications such as in the form of predictions and prophecies, it is said but I am not familiar with them.    This is how the “New Age” movement got its name and everyone remembers the 60s pop hit from the musical ‘Hair’…   This ‘age’ is associated with enlightenment, spiritual awareness,  and many other changes, according to many..

    Is it any wonder that the Christian (Catholic)  church, in its early quest to to eliminate and demonize any type of non-christian “pagan” and demonize everything associated with them would create the association with Satan?  Satan itself is but a christian (catholic) creation, a conglomeration of all of the pagan ideas and traditions of the natural world. 

    I think the history of humanity is so deeply rooted in astrology/astronomy… star mapping that to this day the majority of people on the planet would have some form of identification , albeit it a novelty one,  to the stars above them…    in other words,   of course I know my sign…. Virgo :/

  • I am Cancer. It is all nonsense.

  • Cancer. I have read some horoscopes. It’s really a hit and miss and circumstantial really I think. I do think that it definitely can help with some things for sure though

  • If anyone’s interested:

    Astrology has been practiced for many centuries – the idea that actions were caused by the position of the stars and planets we could see was one of the earliest attempts by shamanistic religious leaders to explain our place in the universe.The early astronomers imagined that the stars represented figures – perhaps the most recognizable is the “Big Dipper”u in the northern part of the sky or the “Southern Cross” which apparently rotates around the South Pole.Those stars which spread across the middle of the sky were called the Zodiac  and divided into twelve figures – the Signs.You are supposedly influenced by that sign which was highest in the sky when you were born.There are two problems with that: All the signs are there every day – it’s just that we can’t see the ones in the daytime – they appear to move as the earth travels in its route around the Sun. They don’t move- we do – but they are all shining down on us 24/7/12.The other problem is that in the several thousand years since the signs were named and associated with the calendar, the earth has precessed (don’t ask) and now the actual signs are about a month out of date. Planetary influence is even more confusing – but  has the same problems. If there are any life-changing rays from the stars and planets – they bombard all the Earth all the time.

  • @sarahsmurfette – “In bed” almost always works all the time.

  • ok…im and aquarius and damn proud of it , every aspect.

    ON nother note….get ready for this…horoscopes are mostly considered bad bcause of the whole “what will happen for you’re sign today”. However those are horoscopes, not astrology, simple astrology is the telling of what you’re birth month suppposidly says you are like personality-wise. therefore astrology itself is not a satanic thing mostly infomative. As odd as it sounds i try to find out all my friend’s and family’s signs, it helps me to figure out how to live with them basically. as i stated informative >_<  soooo thats where i stand on that.

    look it up on wikipedia and you will be quit informed.

  • I’m a gemini. Gemini is the sign of the twins, so geminis are born with two of many things, such as arms, legs, hands, feet, eyes, ears, norstrils, and nipples. If we go too long without eating, we feel hungry. If we go too long without sleeping, we feel tired.

  • My sun sign is Leo.  My moon is Virgo.

    I blame my completely contradictory signs for the bipolar-ness.  Because its easier that way. XD

  • I don’t believe in astrology, but I do know my sign is Sagittarius. 

  • @StupidSystemus - Yeah, for a good laugh. It’s especially funny at work lunches. With your boss. Or other inappropriates. Especially if you’re the only one laughing because no one said the “in bed” part out loud and you’re the only one with a dirty mind chuckling at the future misfortunes of those around you. *Bestever*

  • Virgo. I’m supposedly a perfectionist… :/ not really. I don’t know much else… I use to but I’ve forgotten 

  • I’m an aries. Let me tell you your horoscope:

    Something good or bad may or may not happen to you or someone you know in the near or distant future.

  • Of course i know…it is Leo or Virgo..

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  • I know my horoscope sign, but I won’t share it with you because I don’t want to be a Satanic influence.

  • duh! i thought everyone did

  • what the deuce? no fortune cookie? you have never had chinese takeout? you’ve been missing out

    im a virgo. my dad is also a virgo. we’re absolutely nothing alike, i’ve always known its a load of crap

  • My zodiac is SATAN.

  • I kind of remember that you’re a Saggie.

    I’m a Virgo and I’m kind of obsessed with astrology. My boyfriend even calls me zodiac-ist because he thinks I judge whether or not I like someone based on their zodiacs. :D

  • @Orlando - @Iobot - it sure looks like 69

  • Capricorn, but I forget my rising sign. I am pretty true to form, but now very spiritual since my NDE in 1989.

  • Go get yourself a fortune cookie… you are missing out.

    The zodiac is pretty much just for fun too. If you have a lot of time to waste reading about “how you are,” (as if you do not know) Know, it can be fun. I’m an Aquarius… apparently my favorite color is electric blue and I love baseball and tennis? ;)

  • Yes, I’m aries. I actually believe in it more than I believe in god, which I don’t think exists.

  • i’m a libra. go get yerself a fortune cookie. yer missing out on the corny tradition of chinese food. most fortune cookies are inspirational… not sure how that translates into being satanic, but to each his own. 

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