March 15, 2013
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Giving Your Girlfriend Your Dead Wife’s Vibrator
A man wrote a note to “Dear Prudence.” His wife died but she owned an expensive vibrator.
He does not want the expensive vibrator to go unused.So he is thinking of giving it to his new girlfriend. Here is the link: LinkHe wrote “Dear Prudence” to find out if this is appropriate.Should the man give his new girlfriend the vibrator of his dead wife?
Comments (74)
It’s sweet and good for the environment.
If the woman is dumb enough to date this doucher then it might as well be hers.
As long as he dosent tell her its from his dead wife itll be fine.
if he knew what he was doing, then his new girlfriend wouldn’t need the vibrator. *gags* just the thing I would want as a hand-me-down. but to answer your question: no!
That’s just…creepy in a way. At least donate it or something but don’t give it to your next partner.
ew ew ew ew ew NO!
Um… lol… no!
I mean, she would already have the dead wife’s vag germs from her boyfriend’s peepee, right? Assuming he’s hitting it raw, why not?
I want them to bury mine with me, ya never know.
Eww.
Huh?
Oh Good Lord-no.
What the fuck..?
No. I don’t feel the need to elaborate.
Yes. But under two conditions.
1. His girl friend must like vibrators.
2. He has got to lie like a dog and tell her he got a great deal at Uncle Shmoe’s Sex Shop For Used Vibrators.
Aww c’mon, Theo. Whatta post ! Yeeph !
And yes, if you’re curious, my G/F did in fact request a brand-new vibrator for as a Valentine’s Day present for herself. That and two boxes of chocolates, one to give to her girlfriend and one to enjoy for herself later.
Not that I wanna promote too much but WAHL is a good brand with a lotta buzz, according to her.
As for the Dead Wife’s Vibrator – umm – clean it first maybe ? Φ ≡
Recommend INUIJNL’s post.
Jesus fucking Christ with people lately
Dead wife should have been buried with it.
It sounds kind of morbid to me.
@seedsower - Yeah. Like the last thing we need is Xombie Seedsower dripping fluid and rotting flesh as she waves a vibrator in one hand and a dildo in the other.
Get an agent and audition for the Walking Dead ASAP!!
HELL NO!
How expensive can a vibrator get? 150, 250 tops?!
Personally, no.
But it does make you wonder whether the possibility of your partner dying should be taken into consideration when purchasing your next sex toy…
Cheap and lazy even if it’s NIB. I asked my husband, he thinks it’s gross and inconsiderate…
I think she died to escape the husband. I think the husband should use it so it doesn’t go to waste, and I think the girlfriend should run for her life.
I would want to be buried with it in me.
Also my boyfriend is flipping shit about this post right now he is so horrified.
I wouldn’t personally like it. But he could suggest it to her. And I definitely disagree with someone saying she wouldn’t need the vibrator if he knew what he was doing, they’re not a replacement they enhance the fun! If you haven’t experience foreplay with your partner using a vibrator on you then you are missing out lol such fun.
Better than giving her the same engagement ring he gave to his wife I suppose. It does sound a bit nasty though.
that’s fucking vile
yuck, you don’t share those things.
I’ve never had a vibrator. The reason is that when I do things, I hit my climax in about 30 seconds. I’m turned on all the time, and I think sex would kill me.
For the love of God and all that’s good, I would like to get it paralyzed. I have to do things because it will drive me nuts if I don’t.
It’s impossible to get help in America for these things.
Should the man give his new girlfriend the penis used by his dead wife?
Delicious.
LOL wow.
No. Hell no.
I agree with @Love_in_102. If he knew what he was doing……. Wonder how long his wife’s been gone, anyway.
@isitreal_no - Viewed from your perspective, vibrators make sense. Still, it’s sort of like re-using a condom or a French tickler.
Uhh… Is this even a real legitimate question?
@RighteousBruin - Yeah, I don’t view them as a replacement so I figure you don’t need one to replace the guy who isn’t very good. You’re enhancing the guy that knows exactly what he’s doing
It is gross, I think it is definitely gross re-using it, but she might not. You never know, people are wierd.
He should try to sell it on ebay, and call it the “haunted vibrator”. That way it’s still creepy, but at least it’s creepy and semi-honest.
depends….is it what killed her?
“He does not want the expensive vibrator to go unused.”
just use it himself
it does seem that all the girls in his life need a vibrator… hmmm
This guy is cheap! Vibrators are cheap. Buy her a new one for Christ sake!
This is called a troll. Or “Prudence” made up this person to get page hits.
Not if it requires exhumation of the body.
If anyone even considers saying yes to this, you need to seriously evaluate how fucking cheap you are.
Lmfao ignorance is bliss right? Plus if you have a bad break up you can always use that.
oh,that reminds me of my hubby when I told him that when I died that I wanted him to remarry and he could give his new wife my golf clubs and he said,”she’s not left handed.”
@Texasjillcarmel - Uh OH!
there are some things that should never be shared… STD’s, a maxi pad, vibrators… ugh.
Interesting though… How many think that a used vibrator that could likely be sterilized and completely cleansed with harsh chemicals is completely unacceptable, yet would gladly accept a previously used live possibly disease invested anatomical appendage??? Hmmm. People are strange!
I am surprised someone has not suggested where you can put this post?
Waste not, want not.
Depends on how expensive the vibrator is…. which brings me to ask– what exactly is an expensive vibrator…..?
I mean.. why not? Whatever, she’s dead. She’s not going to be using it.
no way idot wrong move.If you loved ya girlfriend you would giver her sex so she wouldent have to use one.
No, he should not give the vibrator to his new girlfriend. Those things are highly personal, she’s going to want a new one (if she wants one in the first place). I can understand not wanting something expensive going to a waste, but this is not a KitchenAid mixer.
Oh good grief!!!
Sell it and use the $ for therapy.
Not appropriate. There are some things you just don’t re-gift or sell. It would be the same as buying a pair of used underwear at a thrift store. You don’t know where it has been and if it has been properly cleaned to avoid spreading disease or germs. That is also not considering how the girlfriend would feel about it. I’m sure she wouldn’t want to be reminded of his wife or have him see his wife when she uses it.
Not if he wants it shoved where the sun don’t shine.
Aw, that’s so sweet!
Depends what his wife died of.
LOL.
If I were the dead wife, I’d haunt the shit outta that vibrator.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW EW EW EW EW EW EW
Eh, assuming they’re having sex, his new gf is already using one of his dead wife’s sex toys, in a manner of speaking, so what’s it matter at that point?
Intellectually, I know you can sterilize it and all that…but I would still find it creepy receiving a used vibrator as a gift. So no, he shouldn’t.
Ew lol. First of all it`s unsanitary and stupid to use someone else`s vibrator. STD`s, bacteria, germs, it`s all around disgusting. If someone proposed I used their dead wife`s vibrator, first I would assume it`s a joke. Second, once I found out it wasn`t a joke, slap them and leave lol. Why would the weirdo want to re-use it anyways…throw it out, that`s gross!!
I thınk My girl friend will give a vibrator, I say go out girls :=))
….what part of ‘UHUH’ applies here, lol… mine is happy with what I provide, but could anyone even sterilize? something enough, not to mention the thought of that…. ‘shiver and shake’…. good one for the consumption of xanga folk and any stray reader, too. Peace, Dan… Keep up the good work and interesting reading… Ciao
Laughing here…ridiculous guy!
i bet he likes to recycle.
its a vibrator.. how expensive could it be really? is there pics?
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