May 30, 2006
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Body Parts
I was standing in line today at the bank and a woman was standing in front of me in front of the teller. I couldn’t help but to notice that her butt crack was showing outside her pants. Back in the day we would make fun of plumbers for showing their butt crack. But now it is common place to see the butt crack of non plumber types.
As I saw her butt crack, I couldn’t help but to notice it was a little high for a butt crack. She had form fitting pants but yet her butt crack extended up above them. It is not unusual for a butt crack to show when you are leaning over in those type of pants but her butt crack was clearly too high. Some may be bothered that I posted about her butt crack but believe me when I say this butt crack was begging to be blogged about.
It got me think about how everyone has certain parts of their body that don’t appear to be created just right. My wife always talks about how she is high-waisted. She feels her waist is higher than a typical person’s waist.
I even have one of these little flaws. My ears are not even. You really can’t notice it when you meet me. No one has ever pointed it out. I just spend a lot of time looking in the mirror and my ears don’t match. One is slightly higher than the other. So when I shave, I have to cut one of the side burns higher than the other or it will make one side burn look longer.
Describe a part of your body that just doesn’t seem to look right to you.
Comments (239)
MY WHOLE BODY
YESSS FIRST!
First?
3RD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
haha nope
ahhh so close. Sorry I told myself I would never do that but I came and there was no comments yet and I was like whoa…. I’m shanking my head in shame, lol.
whole body. ><
Well, I’m a boy with boobs, so off the bat that isn’t right looking.
haha. second meaningful comment. :]
heh, like your ears. One eye high, one low.
my right eye is bigger than my left eye.
Probably my chest. I don’t have moobs or anything, but yeah. I always thought it was weird.
You said butt crack a million times back there. =P Funny stuff.
Hmm, my fingers let me start with the head.
My head has this bump on top and it’s too big, my fore head is too wide, my nose is unusually lumpy, my teeth are yellowish, my fingers are pudgier than most, my arms are unusually hairy, my legs are very pudgy. I’d go on but you’d start thinking I’m insecure. =O
but second IS good. Anyway, I’m overweight, lol, so my stomach doesn’t look right to me.
My is crooked… it points to the right
one foot is bigger than the other and it sucks
my toes. i don’t know their weird. my stomach’s a bit odd too. it’s flat, then there’s a pudge, then it’s flatish again. i don’t think it’s nomal.
My boobs are waaaaay too big for my frame. They look collosal on me. I weigh about 100 lbs and I have 36 Bs. Sometimes I feel like a damn porn star or something. >.<
Actually one of my eyes is higher then the other. It must be like one micron, and nobody notices besides me, but it’s true!
And way to talk about butt cracks dan
RYC:: HAHAHA! Well yes, my boyfriends never have any complaints.
Just one part? I have always hated my nose.
The butt crack fashion statement is just plain gross.
There’s something about the bone that makes my eye socket that makes me look terrible in profile.
when I was thin, my boobs were way to big for my body and my height, now I am just round all over so it all fits. And my feet are too fat, not normal to me. I am glad I have a normal butt crack though.
uhhh, my arms are tooo long about 3 inches too long…and my feet are huge sz 11 and i’m only 5 6
and my hips are too big, my waist is tiny, so i look like a pear
:-/
i have really broad shoulders. when i look in the mirror it reminds me of that guy in beatleguese who has the incredibly tiny head with the normal sized body.
My forehead’s rather large. I don’t like my nose either. Or my “child-bearing hips.” << My mother told me that I have those. : (
EARS!!! Definitely!
le sigh. i honestly don’t know. i’m not crazy about my feet, but even then, *shrug*. i like how i look. i wouldn’t change anything, really.
i don’t like my toes because like my big toe and the next toe.. at the bottom theres like a space and it makes my toe look weird because it is small then becomes this ball type of thing.. and i dont like my eyebrows but does that count? and i have broad shoulders kinda not really i guess yeah
One of my eyebrows arches higher than the other and one of my eyes is bigger.
i don’t have a really defined chin.
My shoulders are too big too . .
well for a girl.
And it’s cuz I swim.
But it makes me look kinda like a guy in halters and stuff so it’s annoying
ummm my ears aren’t the same…i can tell only when i put my glasses down…they aren’t level. lol
um..my boyfriends eye (just one) won’t look up, he can’t roll both eyes…a nerve issue or something…he can do some pretty weird faces lol
Kelly
my one eye is bigger than the other and my ears are un-even and I have a short stomach if that makes ne sence with short legs lol the list goes on and on =P
My Little toe and pinky fingure.
little toe because…its hardly even there when i wear nice sandles so it looks like i have 4 toes,
Pinky fingure because its not straight, no litterly, i cant get it to go straight. also one is taller than the other.
im so weird lol
!~nicole~!
Haha. Maybe all of our butt cracks are too low?
my eyes. i have a slightly lazy eye
its kinda unnoticible though.
no one ever pionted out. i just look myself in the mirror a lot.
i just noticed it last month really.
I have a high waist as well. Also, I have freakishly long arms. It’s hard to find a coat with long enough sleeves.
I like myself.
: )
For some reason my stomache protrudes futher than it should…can’t figure that one out.
When i was born my ears flopped over, most baby have this problem and their ears grow up normally. Mine didn’t the right straightened to much and the left is still a little flopped. they look like troll ears.
what can you do?
thick shapeless calves ending in cankles. all the women on both sides of my family regardless of over or under weight have this lovely trait.
My pointer finger; it looks odd to me. No one’s ever pointed it out but I think it’s a little off.
One of my ears is not like the other. I would make my right ear look like my left ear.
My Butt Cheeks
My head is big. The trouble is I don’t have alot to fill it. It comes from my mom’s side of the family.
I’m high wasted like your wife AND I have one ear higher than the other.
My biggest flaw is probably, you know that place below the stomach where you’re not supposed to gain weight…well, that’s where I gain it. And I feel like my butt is misshapened
I’m a teenage girl. I could go on for hours about my flaws!!!
As a socity, we don’t experience a lot of personal body satifaction, do we? And thats in spite of wearing the most revealing clothes…Hmmmm.
my right foot is bigger than my left
it bugs the crap outta me >.<
…that second head…
well, my hips are uneven, but this is mainly because i have scoliosis, which i am fixing with a fucking back brace every night (yeah i addmitted it)
and i hate my nose. with a passion.
Um….i would have to say i have a pretty nice body…but my hair is too thin. ew.
My feet are long and fat. I’m about 9.5-10. I have a hard time finding “pretty girl shoes” in my size because most of the “sexy bitch” girls who don’t drink anything but water have whimp-ass feet that I could crush just by stepping on.
I hate my knees, and my chest.
well, i am 18 and i am only 4 foot 10 inches so everything is petite on me. However, I have wide hips so I am not in proprtion.
But for a note on this question, I would just like to say that even though certain body parts may not be attractive on all of us bloggers, that doesn’t make us any less beautiful. I know that sounds corny and such, but I feel that everyone is beautiful in their own way. Take pride in your imperfections because they make you unique. Love your big hips girls… they’re child bearing hips!
I think one of my eyes is more open than the other…I think the right one is a little but more narrower than my left. It shows up in a lot of my pictures.
you just wanted to see how many times you could cram butt crack into your post, didn’t you.
and many many people have crooked ears, i see it all the time here. often the tech will have to adjust the frames so that htye’re crooked…just to make them look straight on someones face.
Oh, yah and I also think that my body shape is out of proportion. I think my hips and legs are too big for my butt and waist.
I hate it.
I don’t like my knees, they always seemed slightly chubby to me.
My toes are weird, my ears are crooked, my waist is high, my knees are weird…What can I say, I’m human.
my eyes are pretty small and my fingers are really short and fat, like a little kid’s.
I have this birthmark on my right cheek. Its fairly large. People used to call me Enrique Inglesias.
I just marvel at how many times you could fit the phrase “butt crack” into that one little post! Lol, made me laugh.
My eyes are unevenly matched! One eyelid is higher than the other … a prelude to skepticism!
Burn, burn, burn!
One of my ears is slighty higher actually, I never knew until I got glasses the first time and they were not even.
One of my feet is bigger than the other, because my left foot almost got amputated by amneotic bands while I was in the womb… one of my eyes isn’t as big as the other one. Aand one of my earlobes hangs lower than the other. On both of my feet, my 2nd toe is longer than my big toe.
I think that woman’s pants were designed to be lower.
Love your big hips girls… they’re child bearing hips!
Posted 5/30/2006 at 6:52 PM by innerblondness
…my mom says that. If I complain about feeling fat, being too big-boobed, or not being able to fit into a pair of pants because the legs are too long but the hips are way too thin… Gah. The fact that my body may or may not be very very good for childbearing, as far as I’m concerned right now it just sucks (I’m not planning on having kids anytime soon).
And my toes are misshapen and I still have quite a number of baby teeth at 16. (I just lost a tooth last year in my freshman year; I think I had to get my school picture taken missing a tooth.. like second grade all over again.)
Okay I’m done now. O_o
Actually I think I’m the only 16 year old who doesn’t really dislike anything about herself. I mean I have really bad kness, and they look ugly. I was really clumsy when I was younger so I have scars all over them, but that’s about it
Well, I have a partially dislocated right hip; that sure ain’t right. My head is shaped funny; it has a rather pointy crown making it hard to find a good hat. Eh. I could go on for hours…
But the thing I look at the most is my right index finger. It has a definite curve in it.
my left leg is shorter than the right one… nobody has ever pointed it out, but I notice that I am always leaned to one side and that in order to look level, I have to raise up a little on my left leg.
my feet are WAY wide (most companies don’t make shoes wide enough…)
the whole thing lol no jk I have a realy long torso and short legs I am 5ft 9in and can wear petit pants and need long t shirts
Stomache or my breast….at 42 d in need bigger. They seem small to me!
I have cankles.
Er…I have the same ear thing you do, but since I have long hair, its easy to cover up. And its not very noticable even when my ears show either…
I have large hips too..but I don’t mind those.
My eye sockets. They’re too deep. Not to mention I carry extra pounds.
=)
…woah vanity…
…but i am vain too so meh…
well i pretty much think evey part of me should be different and isn’t quite right, but i’m going to have to go with my eyebrows, one side the central part grows in towards the skin above my nose… and the other side it grows into the eyebrow, very annoying but i just take care of them so you don’t really notice. hahaha vain vain vain.
I have uneven ears too. I guess that’s my body part that just doesn’t seem quite right.
“This butt crack was begging to be blogged about.”
I do believe that is the funniest sentence ever written on a blog.
Priceless my friend.
Haha, way to bring up butt cracks. I think the new trend is just disgusting. But at the same time, it’s impossible to find jeans that aren’t so high you look like Santa. My fix? I don’t bend over.
Hmm… What is weird about me… I never liked my feet.
I have to pick just one? I guess I choose that one of my teeth is completely deformed. It is not the right shape that a tooth should be, and it is growing in at about a forty-five degree angle to the rest of my teeth. I am hoping that braces will make it look semi-normal, but until I have enough money for braces, I have learned to smile with my mouth closed for pictures.
my right leg is about an eighth of an inch to a quarter inch longer than my left let, but my left foot is half a size bigger than my right.
You said ‘butt crack’ ten times. lol!
i have the same problem man
it’s amazing that someone else does too, i used to shave my burns at the ear lobes but i realized they were different lengths
My eyebrows are losing their pigmentation, so that’s strange enough for my wife to tease me.
My feet are messed up.
i have a high waist. a small high waist on a short torso and long legs. and i’m pretty curvy. so clothes generally make me look about 20 pounds heavier than i am. stupid clothes.
so i guess my problem isn’t with my body but with clothes.
hmm… i’m not sure.
i like my body but i wouldn’t mind being a wee bit thinner.
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I have a very “boyish” figure… wide shoulders (from swimming), no waist and no hips. Just straight down. Not awful, just short with an athletic build. I would love to be curvier!
My torso is really short and I’m totally knocker knee-d. My friends all crack up at me because my knees are just funky to behold- long skirts are your friend when your knees are odd
every part of my body
Everything… but then again… I have to deal with my fucked up body…
i guess one of my ears is smaller than the other and i have a slight crooked nose. =( and my lower body is more fuller than the upper. i just would like to be even =)
my toes are really long
hmmm like you one of my ears is higher than the other so my sunglasses are sometimes uneven
or maybe my face is uneven
a girl in one of my classes has an oddly low buttcrack. way too low.
100!
Before I gave birth to my little girl, I had an extremely unique belly button. My husband loved it. It was a halfie–half in, half out. It was cute. Sad to say, now, I am an innie.
Other than that, my feet have a funny shape.
My foreskin appears to be missing. Wtf?
I think my knees look weird on me. It’s hard to describe… they look fat in all the wrong places, especially for me thin frame.
After reading all these comments, I start to feel like this is group therapy.
I am content with who I am.
If you’d asked me this question 10 years ago, you would have got an essay.
I notice that i have one eye that is almond shaped and the other eye looks wide, and the hair grows differently on my right eyebrow then the other..its awfully strange..
Not really out of place, but my eyes aren’t the same color. I’m the only person that notices though.
Just one part? lol.
My daughter has one ear higher than the other, which is a challenge when trying to get eye glasses to fit properly without looking crooked.
my nose
Also, my husband’s hair is turning gray around the back of his neck and above his ears, as a result it looks like he’s wearing a black yamika.
My ears are a little different shaped from each other. One had part of the cartillage broken so it is kinda pointed. It is so annoying.
My damn nose-it’s crooked and bulbuous.
“Begging to be blogged about”? Oh, Dan, you are addicted :p
I’m like you. My ears don’t match. My eye doctor pointed it out when I got glasses from him.
yeah, I’m missing an ear on my left side, all that’s there is the bottom of the ear (lobe?) No cartilage or anything, it’s pretty cool. I’m also bottom-heavy so I have big legs compared to my upper body, and I don’t like that at all.
my ears are teenie tiny. unimaginably tiny.
me being 6’2 and 190lbs this looks very very weird.
I think my ears may be crooked, too, b/c sunglasses tend to lean a bit oddly on my face.
An old boyfriend pointed out to me that the top of the line of my buttcrack is also crooked.
My boobs are also too far apart. It used to bother me b/c they don’t meet to form “cleavage.” However since then I’ve found some bras that allow me to still showcase them nicely enough.
my feet are too small… i mean really
my two big toes are really fat
Thankfully, my butt crack is normal. I think.
My right foot is wider than my left, my left eye is rounder than my right, my left thumb nail grows at a different angle than my right, my right leg is a bit longer than my left, and my right eyebrow is more rounder than my left. Wow, is that a lot?
i think my belly button is too high up lol.
i have a dot on one leg and not the other.
and then i have a scar on one side of my nose and not the other… but i added that after i was born so it wasnt so much that i was gifted with it but that i acquired it.
tell your wife that a waist is given by style and fashion… it can be wherever she wants it to be.
my boobs are too small, like weirdly so. i dont look like a guy, but i have to be careful with waht bathing suits i buy.
i also have one ear that is higher than the other. people are constantly telling me my glasses are crooked and im like no my face is.
my mouth takes over my face, and my arms are uneven by half an inch
My ears aren’t even either. I have a hard time getting glasses, especially sunglasses, that appear to sit right on my face. I also think my ribcage sticks out disproportionately. I’m pretty much ok with everything else, though.
my toes are at about a 40 degree angle. well, not the big one, or the second miggest, but the rest
I have what I like to refer to as “inner knee pudge.” A little fat that sticks out where the knee is supposed to be knobby. I am in the process of trying to embrace the inner knee pudge.
I’m sure my forehead is too big. I have a long torso and shorter legs. I’m a total freak I guess!
God bless us Freaks!
i’ve got freaky long finger-toes.
“I just spend a lot of time looking in the mirror”
haha, little vain, are we?
my eyes , i mean im azn and all, but my eyes are TOO small -.-”
The odd complaint: my lower legs are odd-shaped. They are short, pale, have huge manly calves, and don’t follow the line of my legs (when I stand, feet and knees together, there’s a definite line established by my upper legs… that is obscured by my lower leg, because it starts too far out on the knee).
The oddity that I usually don’t mind: apparently my torso is very long, and more hourglass shaped than most people. Shirts/dresses/bras/swimsuits almost never fit- my chest would be “x-large”, my waist “small” and my hips “medium” or sometimes “small” by any of the size charts I’ve ever seen. This tends to be a problem. So the only (non-t) shirts that fit my bust and my waist tend to be the stretchy kind. That usually exaggerates the breasts. Also, my torso is long, so shirts are usually not long enough. Often, they won’t go in far enough at my waist because the fabric at that point needs to go straight down in order to reach my pants… which sometimes destroys my admiration of a pretty figure. I guess I was made for LA, where the implants and even rib-removals have caused them to make clothes at least a little more hourglass-shaped.
Oh, and my hands and feet are huge (size 9/10 feet and X-large gloves in women’s are sometimes too small), even though I have a small/average frame (5’4″ or 5’5″). I wouldn’t have the hands any other way (I really like hands… especially long, capable looking ones… and especially mine while playing piano)… but the feet are kind of a pain. I wish I had small, dainty, pretty feet.
My knees.. My legs come down, and then my knees, and it kind of seems like either my lower legs or my knees are twisted a bit.
I have chinese shaped eyes and a hooked nose.
Why were you staring at another woman’s rear? Not sure anything approves of that.
My right pinky toe. It has a screwed up nerve system, so I can’t move it. I can feel it, but it’s like a little stub of flesh on my foot. it’s weird. I freak people out with it. On purpose.
I have big lips too. When I was little people used to call me “Nigga Lips” and “Angie (Angelina Jolie).”
My forehead and chin are very pale, but my cheeks and nose are very red. It looks like I’m blushing all of the time. I also have a soccer tan (my knees are tan but the rest of my legs are pale) and I have a farmer’s tan (My upper arms are pale, while my lower arms are tan [I wear t-shirts a bit too much])
My love handles
one leg is a tad longer then the other.
My thighs. I’m incredibly skinny yet my thighs are big, which I don’t find proportional.
I think I’m pretty normal, except for a birthmark on my arm that looks like a mole. Even my doctor thought it was a mole when I was little.
This is probably one of your first posts that actually made me laugh.
Hmm… body part…
My arms… no muscle whatsoever.
My thighs are something out of a horror movie. I have batflaps under my arms. My hair has horrible split ends. My skin is dry. My feet are scaley and big. Other than that, I’m a real beauty! lol
My fingers aren’t mirror images. Like, my ring finger is just a little longer on one hand than the other. I think it’s kind’ve cool though.
one of my eyes is bigger than the other….haha
My shoulders stick out of my back when I stand straight up, I have to slouch to get it all flat. Seems kinda weird to me.
I don’t know, everything on my body is pretty proportional except I have a very skinny and long neck compared to the rest of my body.
ha….my flat butt!
I don’t think I have ever seen the words “butt crack” so many times in one post.
For me it would definitely be my knees. Most kids have this little extra baby fat just underneath their knees, and mine just never went away. Makes me really not want to wear shorts.
oh goodness where to start?
i have one pointy ear and one round one. 2 differently sized boobs. very very high waist. i could say my crack of doom may be alittle high as well. i always think of that but just shrug it off as being something that i thought wasnt possible.
but hey we all have our flaws.
wow thats hilarious and i would have probably died laughing…lol…better figure out my funeral music soon…lol….everybody has many flaws…i dont dwell on them cause they are what make me me and im awesome being me…lol….the only thing i would even think about changing is my complextion and the little extra baggage i have…other than that i think looking different and not having the flaws i have would make me a different and totally uncool person cause i wouldnt be who i am now….have a good one dan
high butt crack maybe
no…really really tiny hands and feet
I have freaking boat feet. I’ve worn a ladies’ size 10 since I was in fifth grade.
Dan has a butt fetish! Dan has a butt fetish! Never took you for a butt man, especially after the boob post.
where do i begin…
My left ear is a little deformed. It doesn’t look like the right. It’s almost kind of pointy. lol
My toes. They are just ugly no matter what I do
for the girl in the line, it was probably just her pants taht made her butt crack as long as the san andreas fault:) lol..considering alot of people wear “low rises” now…
Me, one calf is bigger then the other…a little more muscular so boots do not fit me right….it is hard to find a pair of boots that fit ….which is a shame, because I love boots (and shoes)~:)
my left eye is smaller, and my nipples are pointy
my big toes are too big.
HAHAHAHA!
You make me laugh dan…
I’d just say it straight out if i were you.
anyways, i guess my right ear sticks out farther than my left ear.
I always like to keep my hair out longer just so then people won’t notice.
but i’ve seen someone who’s got a nemo shaped ear…
i’m not kidding you, it’s so weird.
but he’s got long hair so you can’t tell.
actually, it’s like how the puritans used to cut it…
bowl shaped.
My nose started out okay, but I broke it when I was in high school…
high butt cracks in a pair of too tight pants = ass cleavage…kinda like boobs squished together by a plunging, padded bra a size too small. the cleavage could begin at the neck if there’s enough to push up.
i’ve made myself get adjusted to my body’s many asymmetries…and i’ve learned that if you don’t point it out, it will likely not be noticed…
my ugly feet
I am short-wasted… my hip bones almost touch my ribcage… it makes it tough to buy pants… blah…
my thighs. I have small hips and big thighs. It’s really annoying to try and find the right pair of jeans. Drives me crazy.
When I blink, my left eye closes slightly faster than my right eye. I seem to be the only person who has noticed – I am sure it is only fractions of tenths of seconds, but still I can tell.
my hands and feet, they’re just way too small, my hands are smaller than an average person. ._. i can’t say i don’t like them but they look a bit strange.
my thighs are so not the same size..
XOXO,
cG.
I share sort of the same problem with your wife, except I have a short torso.
This gives the illusion that I have my pants high on my waist, which looks ridiculous at my age.
In order to feel comfortable, I have to wear very low rise pants..
Which.. in turn.. makes it an issue when I bend down or anything like that..
So I then wear longer shirts..
But I can’t always do that.. like at school.. where it is a uniform requirement to tuck one’s shirt in.
Therefore.. I have to look like I have my pants pulled up way too high.
It is, alas, a neverending cycle of doom.
[ariana]
my ears aren’t even either. i have too much skin between my index fingers and my middle fingers, it inhibits my guitar playing.
My eyes seemed to be shaped differently…
my third eye
Wrists. I’ve always thought wrists and mine in particular look funny. Imagine how often you use them but don’t really notice. and the bone ends of the radius and ulna…just awkward looking. That and my backside, I have always thought the backside is such a strange thing…you sit on that muscle…it’s weird.
Actually, no one’s ears are exactly the same height (though some may be further off than others). Our eyes also aren’t identical…
one of my legs is the wrong length…
The bone on the top of my skull isn’t round and flat, it’s kind of cone shaped…not noticeable or anything, but it bothers me. Also, I have a dimple at the top of my butt crack.
Do NOT ask this question!
You know I will tell the truth.
Its my penis.
Its hideously ugly.
One of my exes said it was fugly and compared it to a flatworm.
She would pantomime vomiting at intimate moments that should have been um, not vomit inducing.
To get even with her, I intend to produce and star in pornography.
I have the crack thing going on a little..lol…I’m careful to hide it..but it may be because I have a tall upper body. My cheekbones suck. And my toes are long and skinny but I think they’re cute. Though the pinky toes curl..And of course that little pudge on my otherwise flat stomach I mentioned earlier..and my fingers seem a little crooked for a few…and my upper arms are *thumbs down* no matter how skinny I am. I need to start working out. Oh, and one breast..nevermind. :p There are some other things but I’m sure you’re tired of reading this weird stuff by now.
Enough of the bad things, on to the good! Um..I love my ankles. An’ my toes. And my fingers. My thighs aren’t fat..my tall upper body makes me look dignified. My eyes are pretty… I love that groove btw. my lips and nose..
I think i have a “short crotch” lol. my mother is the one that pointed this out to me. i was never quite sure what the problem was, but alot of pants will sag in the crotch for me. It sucks. I have to be very careful about the type of pants i purchase:P
LOL! My caboose looks too big in certain mirrors. This is easily solved though by throwing the offending mirror into the yard.
i am 5’4, and not very even. my legs are short, so when i wear certain skirts i look stumpy.
My legs look too big sometimes… I need to go biking…
And something about my nose. I don’t know what, though.
Well, im happy with my body.. but just the stretch marks could go!
Stop looking at other people’s butt cracks! That is plain rude!
One of my eyes looks bigger than the other. I think it actually is, because when I smile, the smaller one closes…kinda wierd if you ask me.
Eva.
my toes… my 3 middle toes are all the same length, and my big toe is only slightly longer (barely)… but my little toe if half the length of the others, and curves in under my other toe, and to top it off there is barely a nail because the little toe is so short and chubby looking.
My toes. They curl under so that the pad of the toe is not underneath it, it’s on the tip. My ears are also at different heights. Not enough to be noticeable even to me, but I pierced my own ears when I was younger and discovered that I had to put the holes different lengths from the bottom of my ear so that they would be even.
i think you were standing in line behind my boss. her ass crack is always showing. it’s just unusually friendly. no one wants to see it but everyone does. even when she’s just standing up straight her ass crack shows. also, she was at the bank today.
for me though, my boobies are too far apart. even with a really amazing push up bra I only almost have cleavage. they’re not unusually small or anything, they just have a big gap between them.
I think, Dan, this is the thread where everyone has been the most honest.
i have issues with my breasts … too big, still. i hate my hair at the moment, and my legs are soooooooo thin.
on the other hand, i like my butt, though, and my shoulders. and my arms …
My ears are crooked too! I had to struggle with it for years, in my glasses-wearing childhood. Now I have contacts. Score!
I WAS BORN WITH A TAIL. . . .NAH NOT REALLY. I HATE MY BODY, WHICH IS WHY I AM COVERING IT IN TATTOOS. U KNOW TO COVER IT UP.
I won’t comment about myself, but Rivers Cuomo(lead of Weezer) had one leg shorter than the other and had to have surgery to lengthen it. But really, these aren’t flaws at all, if we were all the same, wouldn’t that be boring?
My Hair, I want more, oh yeah my stomach, it gets big if I eat too much.
I would have to say my feet. I’m in 8th grade, and like all the sixth graders have bigger feet than me. Heck, there’s this fifth grader, and his feet are bigger than mine! They are very little feet
Tori
i don’t have a forehead, i have an “eight”head…. (it is way too high/big)…. so i will have bangs forever, i guess…
my face is asymetrical, with the right side slightly lower than the left, so that with dangling earrings it is way noticeable… it is a nice face, just odd….
and my rib cage and my hip bones are separated only about an inch, so i am way short waisted… makes finding clothes with waistbands that don’t roll hard…
My high waist and big hips!
My fingernails–the white part starts really low down, so the flesh colored part is tiny, so they look way stupid unless they are painted.
I try not to look at my butt crack. So I donno if it’s in the right place. But I have often wondered that about people too. Like with belly buttons for instance. Some people have like the most perfectly placed belly buttons. Those people are also the people who have perfectly placed butt cracks too.
SO generally to those people I just quietly think to myself….
“Bitch.”
Plumbers crack – I haven’t heard that in yrs! Yeah most of us don’t like thier bods. I think my body is too long for my legs.
and these days I see young girls – pregnant wearing half shirts so thier big belly sticks out and oh yeah – what about all the kids that wear the half shirts with all thier (not prego) rolls showing??? – they must be proud of thier bods. I just don’t get it the older you are the more time you spend trying on the perfet clothes to cove a small buldge up while the young kids let it all hang out.
And the beach – well don’t even go there – pretty scarry!
my left eye or right [i can't remember] is smaller than the other.
that seems pretty common.
i’m overweight, so i KNOW my belly looks strange. ><
I’m trying to think of a part that DOES look right to me.
I have 3 breasts 0_0
my nose is crooked. um, but that is about it. everything else is just right except I am overweight.
My right eyebrow is slightly higher than the left.
My ears are uneven too. I always have to bend my sunglasses to sit right on my head. The funny thing is, my husband’s ears are also uneven. I wonder what our kids are goingto look like…..
I have big feet, my toes are weird looking, I dont like my tummy, my fingers are too long…
The list goes on.
oh and i have a small mouth…
Up top I have no curves and I have major curves on bottom… I’m just not proportionate…. and thats always bugged me lol..I need bigger boobs or a smaller ass…. but I’m leaning towards bigger boobs lol.
My fingers. They’re short and stubby and I hate them.
http://www.xanga.com/natscool —–> her asscrack almost extends up to her waist. it is so freakishly weird to look at. you are forever looking at her asscrack. gross. im not lying. she USED to be my friend. i had to ditch her coz of her asscrack.
i said asscrack like one million times. ^^^
My legs are short and out of proportion. Not obvious but I am to short to reach the pedals in most cars.
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trevor
my ears are too damn big.
One of my eyes are slightly more open than the other, which isn’t amazing due to how screwed up my left one is to start with.
I have a flat butt with an unsually long ass crack. It’s sad and true.
The issue isn’t really the length of my butt crack, but rather that my insanely flat booty has the inabiliy to hold up my pants. Lots of belts. =)
If it makes you feel better, I think everyone’s ears are uneven. But that’s how insignificant the difference is because no one ever notices it on other people.
I have a green eye and a blue eye.
Scalp and stomach.
My breasts are a B cup and I have been told that they look like double As, which really bothers me!
I’m perfect. No flaws.
the whole thing!
All the little stuff that used to bother me really doesn’t anymore. The child-bearing hips came in very handy when my kids ended up over 10 lbs, so gals, there’s a reason!
I do have a scar on my forehead from a car accident in HS, which extended through one eyebrow, making them uneven. I always have to fill that one in a tiny bit to make them look more the same. There’s lots of other little stuff, but I really don’t care anymore!
I actually read every single comment before mine, and I find it curious at some people’s responses. I’d look at their profile picture looking for the supposed flaw, and I just can’t seem to find it. They look beautiful to me.
Where do I begin. I despise my physique, but I really shouldn’t complain because I could get in better shape if I focused on it. Pants never fit me correctly because my legs are barely a 30″ inseam, yet my torso is long. I’m not one for the “hip hugger” style, but I don’t really have much of a choice, thus I must resort to “longer” shirts, which always end up not being as long as they should be, so I’m even more self-conscious about my figure. However, I’m almost happy about my curves, though, because I want to be a mom multiple times and dread the thought of having to deliver via Cesarean.
As of this year, I’ve gradually stopped wearing make-up. I figured that I couldn’t gain any self-confidence if I was hiding behind vanity chemicals every day. Plus, it’s better for the skin. Anyway, I’ve always thought I looked like a victim of Downs symdrome without mascara. My eyes are almond-shaped and turn upwards at the outermost corners, yet are still quite large and open, making me look like some faux-Asian hybrid. I’m coming on three or four months of wearing none whatsoever, and have actually decided that I’m almost fond of them.
I never really thought my toes were ugly (I was actually quite apathetic about them) until my mom mentioned that I had my father’s feet. My dad then decided it would be fun to mention that he was voted “Ugliest Feet” in school.
Okay, now that’s I’ve hit most of the BAD parts, I might as well mention some good:
My bottom eyelashes are extremely long, almost longer than the ones on top. I like that. I’ve also always been fond of my lips and teeth. And one of my friends constantly reminds me that she “wants to have my hair’s babies.” It’s nice having it be naturally straight.
my toes.. the three smallest ones curve outward on both feet
My right eye doesn’t open as far as my left one for whatever reason. My father-in-law’s eyes are completely off, one could easily rest atop the other if you were to just squeeze them toward each other. You don’t notice it though when his glasses are on, which is weird
I am fairly curvaceous, and sometimes my hips just don’t look right. They go out, dip in, and back out again at the tops of my thighs… It makes it appear as though I have an indention on my hips, and when I wear low-rise jeans, it just enhances the odd look.
> I’m right handed but my right side chest is depressed slightly, and one eye slightly higher than the other.
Peace
who are you
my frigging fat legs! my top body is petite but i am bottom heavy. some guys claim they like it, but it just isnt natural…
one of my hips is shaped different than the other. my right side slopes down and out while my left side is more rounded. and my tummy isn’t flat at all. below my belly button it pudges out… I really hate that!
I just noticed it, but my nose cartilage is larger on one side of my nose..
and my hips are huge
and my chin sticks out like a witch’s
I have a long torso and probably average to just over average length legs so I see my torso not being proportioned with my legs. I am 5’8″.
My calves. It’s quite odd. My right calf is very clearly bigger than my left. No one notices until I tell them, but I certainly notice. I wear heals more than most girls my age (I just really like some….some are really interesting) so I have very strong and well-muscled calves. But somehow I’ve worked the right more than the left. It’s very bothersome.
my toes…those damn toes! [lol]
my abdomen. It’s the only place that gains weight…and i hates it.
there is a hilarious skit from saturday night about a product called “crack spackle.” you should look it up.
This is not a good entry. It makes people upset thinking and pointing out their flaws.
i have the widest shoulders for a girl. it makes me look incredibly masculine. i already have a very masculine face, so if i didn’t have boobs, one would barely be able to tell i am a girl.